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The Republic of Chadston refuses to allow The Armed Republic of Hamster Nation to invade our borders. Their Hamsters can not steal our Sunflower Seeds.

We have sent our 334th Armored Battalion of tanks to the Hamster Nation Border to drive back the Hamsters.

Hamster Nation will not be threatened by your Struggling Economy. We will naw through your borders and into your lands and take what is ours.

The Republic of Chadston refuses to allow The Armed Republic of Hamster Nation to invade our borders. Their Hamsters can not steal our Sunflower Seeds.

We have sent our 334th Armored Battalion of tanks to the Hamster Nation Border to drive back the Hamsters.

I could steal your sunflower seeds, but we grow our own crop.

In response to Hamster Nations border incursion. We have put up an eletric fence. To fry those pests before they make it through.

Everyday we are training and NO electric fence is going to stop us! We will find a way to get our Sunflower Seeds.

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OOC: Interesting... <Tag>
Check your telegrams, please, Hamster Nation.

We wish to arm Chadston with 5,000 portable Microwaves units, for use against the hated Hamster nation. Just pop one in for 5 minutes and wait for the POP !

We accept the Microwaves to help combat the evil Hamster minions!!! If this does not stop the Rodents we will have to unleash our secret weapon of doom!

OOC: Chadston, do you have any below-ground defenses? The D.G.s, as one might expect, tend to travel in tunnels...

Try and catch us if you can. Sure we will have casualties but we will overrun your fields and crap on your food.

Due to the overwhelming forces of the rodent army. We are forced to bring down upon them the might of.....................


..........THE PIED PIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He will crush your rodent army without issue!

I hereby condemn these hamsters for betraying the ham-ham ideal. They are not true hamsters, and should not be treated as such.

Hamtaro
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The Ministry of Silly Hamster Related-Things.

I think he just works on rats, but ear plugs have been distributed to all R.A. forces in the area just in case.

OOC: I still need to know about your below ground defenses.

Below ground defenses you say....Yes we have those.....I just turned on my sprinkler system, and soon the ground will be flooded with water!!!!!!!! BWHAAAHAHAHA!!!!

Does your sprinkler system cover your entire nation? What kind of terrain do you have (hilly/flat)?

You talk about your electrical fence, what electrical fence we just chewed through your cables.

OOC: This is incredible. Congratulations guys. You have made a very old nation very happy.

OOC: This is incredible. Congratulations guys. You have made a very old nation very happy.
OOC: Yay! My aim is always to entertain.

The ground is completely flat, and I have ordered all my citizens to turn on their sprinklers. Soon my water will be short but it will be a fine victory.

Now Hamster Nation will release it's secret weapon.

Hamster Moses who will seperate the Water.

And part of our military might we have the Ark just in case of flooding.

~In a tunnel, near the Chadston border~

"Troops, we're nearing the border. HQ says they've got some kind of Piper. You all know what they say..."
"The one who pays the Piper pick's the tune."
"Right. It's not likely to be anything we'll like, so you're going to need these."

The sergeant passed out a set of carefully designed headphones, which would serve both as radios and ear plugs. He whistled a few notes of the D.G. National Anthem, then switched on the microphone.

"Did anyone hear that?"

The rest of the squad all replied that they had not.

"Good. You know what else they say..."
"The one who holds a knife at the Piper's throat writes the symphony!"
"Exactly."
He chuckled, drawing his knife.
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Similar scenes were occurring all along the border.


~~A sort time later~~
"Hey Sarge, I'm hitting wet soil. I think they're trying to fllod us out!"

"We can't have that! Go deeper. Kver, start a gutter along the right. Narbyl, Zotok, get some storage chambers dug. If worst comes to worst, we'll have to go topside, but we aren't giving up yet!"

Secret Communique' to Demonic Gophers and Hamster Nation

We're sending reinforcements, specifically our crack sprinkler team with scuba gear. Also, we catch rats and mice and are hence immune to the pied piper weapon of Doom. Chadston will suffer the consequences of their acts!!

Sincerely,
Pinkston Ferret
Leader for Life

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All Hail the Rodent Alliance

Faced with the overwhelming site of the Rodent army. Chadston is forced to release our flight attack squadron of Owls!! These owls like nothing more than to attack rodents!!!! They will even dive bomb into the ground to catch their prey!!! Your armies will again feel my sprinkler wrath as the owls attack Hamster Moses first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prepare for total war!!!!

Just as the Owls start to dive bomb on Hamster Moses he goes to his last resort and unleashes his chemical weapons of Pesticides and West Nile. :gundge:

Hamster Moses then said "I didn't kill the owls for saying Who?"

Unfortunately, my Owls have trained well and quickly put on their Gas masks. Even though we do not agree with your chemical attack we are prepared! As the Owls attack from above my legion of commando Crabs attacks from the ground making easy work of the remaining rodents in the water. This will be a day long remembered for Chadston!

As soon as a Level 4 tunnel is complete (including a water drainage system), D.G. forces begin construction of a fortified camp deep in Chadston territory. Anti-aircraft weaponry shipped in throught the tunnel easily take out any owls that come within range, as the birds suited for silent flight rather than speed and agility. V.S.T.s (Very Small Tanks) are deployed on the mound built around the tunnel entrance to deal with any attacking crabs.
This provides both a place and a use for excess dirt, simplifying further expansion of the tunnels.
All other R.A. forces are welcome to make use of this encampment.

This will indeed be a day long remembered in Chadston... or at least what's left of it.

Encrypted transmission to Ferret Lands:
Thank you for your help, my friend. The people of Chadston shall rue the day they chose to oppose the Rodent Alliance!

Good fortune to you,
-Zeek, High Lord of The Tunnels, Supreme Leader of the Demonic Gopher Army

"All right boys, you know the drill" said Ferret Lands SEAL commander Mangy "Take out the sprinklers. DG has our back with the crabs."

With that the Ferrets donned their equipment and began the descent into the flooded tunnels, looking for the pipes they could re-route and/or block. Those Chadstonians would remember this day as the day their sprinklers stopped working right.

nuclear gerbils nuclear troops are ready for action, we have been training hidden from sight, and ready to attack with their radiation suits, which suprisingly emit radiation, which although shortens the lives of our troops, emits alot of heat, that could fry the pied piper, or evaporate alot of water, stand down chadston or we will be forced to attack :gundge:

This is Lemmingcus Meenicus, In accordance with the foul treatment given to us by most humans, especially that bastard Disney for tossing my people off of cliffs for the amusement of slack jawed apes staring at tv screen, we have decided to step in an correct acts of infamy against our species.

As such we have deployed 5 billion troops from the Region of Lemming Land to monitor and maintain the safety Nuclear Gerbils and Hampster Nations. Our Fusion Technology has been primed and orientated, and we are shipping another 1.3 billion to maintain a supply line.

Attacks against my troops or the troops from the nations of Enslaved Humans, or Humor Troll will be considered an act of War.

I'd like to see an amnicable end to this, so we will also provide a table for negotiations, and a box of chocolates to start the talks.

Our Troops are deployed and waiting.

All Hail the Great and Powerful Lemmingcus!

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WE ARE NOT WORTHY!
WE ARE NOT WORTHY!