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Anyone? :(

((OOC: Here's a friendly suggest for ya. You gotta diversify RB. There's much mroe wonderous ways to kill a man. Like death by Barney ;) ))

No need torture weapons are alot more fun. :p

I would like to buy a gas chamber and a hundred lethal injections. The order of 50,000 shall be wired upon conformation.

I would like to buy a gas chamber and a hundred lethal injections. The order of 50,000 shall be wired upon conformation.

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you for purchasing from RBCPSS. The items you ordered will arrive within 4-6 (NS) weeks.

(Added something extra to the list, courtesy of TIoR :D)

Anyone else? :(

You shude sell a razor sharp Stanless steel excusners blade for behedings!

I be needing:

10 Gas Chambers at 250,000

10 Electric Chairs at 7500

400 Lethal Injections at 100000

Money is wired upon conformation.

OOC: What an idea for a storefront, RB...:D

Personally, I prefer using the person needing capital punishment for Biological/Chemical weapons research.

I be needing:

10 Gas Chambers at 250,000

10 Electric Chairs at 7500

400 Lethal Injections at 100000

Money is wired upon conformation.

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

OOC: I knew that TIoR had to do with the Barney bit even before reading through the entire thread :D

IC:

The Dominion wishes to purchase 100,000 copies of the Barney VHS tape for...err.. educational purposes. 1,000,000 wired.

no guillotine?

OOC: I knew that TIoR had to do with the Barney bit even before reading through the entire thread :D

IC:

The Dominion wishes to purchase 100,000 copies of the Barney VHS tape for...err.. educational purposes. 1,000,000 wired.

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

no guillotine?

I just added it. Thanks!

Barney and Friends Video $10 VHS $15 DVD

(VCR/DVD player not included) Instills in the prisoner such profound terror that the prisoner dies of a fear-induced myocardial infarction. Because it causes death quite quickly, it is not recommended against prisoners that you would like to kill slowly and painfully. However, the mortality rate is 100%, the price is low, and it isn't as messy as some other methods...

Amusing, but the Republic of Neo Kyushu currently uses Digimon and Pokemon. We will take 1 DVD and see how the results compare.

*$15 wired upon confirmation*

-Jun Onosaka, Minister of Justice

During tests we have also noticed that showing prisoners "Teletubbies" gives similar results as you described with your "Barney and Friends". Extremely lethal.

Amusing, but the Republic of Neo Kyushu currently uses Digimon and Pokemon. We will take 1 DVD and see how the results compare.

*$15 wired upon confirmation*

-Jun Onosaka, Minister of Justice

The DVD has been shipped. Thank you for purchasing from RBCPSS!

(OOC: And thanks for the suggestion, too, btw :))

2 guillotines please, $300 wired

OOC:No pit of lions? No pit of genetically enhanced super-monkies? No cross for crucifying criminals? If you add any of that stuff, put me in the credits.

2 guillotines please, $300 wired

Your order has been confirmed. The guillotines should arrive in 2 (NS) days. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

OOC:No pit of lions? No pit of genetically enhanced super-monkies? No cross for crucifying criminals? If you add any of that stuff, put me in the credits.

Excellent ideas, thanks! I'll add them, and give you full credit. ;)

Friends, I urge you to desist your reliance on the death penalty as a means of distributing justice. Despite popular belief, it is not a deterrent as almost all studies have shown. Moreover, there may be a brutalizing effect, where persons may be influenced to kill based on the use of capital punishment. Furthermore, the death penalty is flawed in its application, biased in the sentencing, and final in its use - the state ought not do something it cannot undo.

Life imprisonment without chance of parole is every bit enough of a punishment for the most heinous of crimes and has the same effect, it ceases the continuance of such criminal activity. Therefore, I again implore you to turn from the mistaken belief that the death penalty will somehow distribute justice, when in actuality it will only mete out further injustice.

Friends, I urge you to desist your reliance on the death penalty as a means of distributing justice. Despite popular belief, it is not a deterrent as almost all studies have shown. Moreover, there may be a brutalizing effect, where persons may be influenced to kill based on the use of capital punishment. Furthermore, the death penalty is flawed in its application, biased in the sentencing, and final in its use - the state ought not do something it cannot undo.

Life imprisonment without chance of parole is every bit enough of a punishment for the most heinous of crimes and has the same effect, it ceases the continuance of such criminal activity. Therefore, I again implore you to turn from the mistaken belief that the death penalty will somehow distribute justice, when in actuality it will only mete out further injustice.
We punish nearly every concievable crime with death, and we have no violent crime anymore.

We punish nearly every concievable crime with death, and we have no violent crime anymore.

I updated the list, Doom. Thanks! :)

http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/S/gp-srl30-revolver-1024.jpg

http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/S/weapons/weird-weapon-1024.jpg

http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/S/weapons/weapon-philosophy-2.htm

I would be willing to sell you the rights to these prestigious weapons. That way you dont need to hire exacutioners

Oh, and ring up a giant anvil for me.

http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/S/gp-srl30-revolver-1024.jpg

http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/S/weapons/weird-weapon-1024.jpg

http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/S/weapons/weapon-philosophy-2.htm

I would be willing to sell you the rights to these prestigious weapons. That way you dont need to hire exacutioners

Oh, and ring up a giant anvil for me.

Please wire the money.

(Btw, how much do the rights cost?)

Anything else I should add?

$10,000 Wired.

Each (Backward) Gun's rights cost $10,000. We could trade the right for 3 anvils, i suppose.

$10,000 Wired.

Each (Backward) Gun's rights cost $10,000. We could trade the right for 3 anvils, i suppose.

Sounds good to me. The 3 anvils have been shipped. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

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you could add a couple more. How about the plain old empty syringe. Customers can supply their own air to pump into their victims. Or maybe a plastic shopping bag and a piece of string (place bag over head, tie string around neck :) ). Or maybe one of these things found in customs (check out the attachment)

How about using the Star Wars Christmas special as a execution method? Should have the same results as Barney (if you don't belive me, watch it. Warning: hideously bad show. (universal opinion of those that have seen it)). Oh and write us up for 10 giant anvils. :D

you could add a couple more. How about the plain old empty syringe. Customers can supply their own air to pump into their victims. Or maybe a plastic shopping bag and a piece of string (place bag over head, tie string around neck :) ). Or maybe one of these things found in customs (check out the attachment)

Thanks for the suggestions. :)

(Btw, what's that thing called?)

Well, you forgot Flamethrowers.

Duh.

Oh, and we 'd like 5,000 Barney Videos. Yes, we wanna kill that many people.

How about using the Star Wars Christmas special as a execution method? Should have the same results as Barney (if you don't belive me, watch it. Warning: hideously bad show. (universal opinion of those that have seen it)). Oh and write us up for 10 giant anvils. :D

Anvils will be shipped. Please wire the money.

Well, you forgot Flamethrowers.

Duh.

Oh, and we 'd like 5,000 Barney Videos. Yes, we wanna kill that many people.

The Barney videos are being shipped as we speak. Please wire the money.

[OOC: How about a Britney Spears concert video? Sure to agonize those with discerning musical tastes.]

We'd like to order one guillotine for display in the basement of the Gray House.

Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Becky Davis
Executive Secretary to the President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Well, you forgot Flamethrowers.

Duh.

Oh, and we 'd like 5,000 Barney Videos. Yes, we wanna kill that many people.

Why not just buy one tape and play it in front of all 5,000 of the people you want to kill?

[OOC: How about a Britney Spears concert video? Sure to agonize those with discerning musical tastes.]

We'd like to order one guillotine for display in the basement of the Gray House.

Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Becky Davis
Executive Secretary to the President
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Your order has been confirmed. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

Why not just buy one tape and play it in front of all 5,000 of the people you want to kill?

No no no no no, we want the 5,000 to slaughter millions of enemies.

No no no no no, we want the 5,000 to slaughter millions of enemies.

Brilliant idea! Wicked, but brilliant...I like it!!

[OOC: How about my idea of using the Britney Spears video? :(]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D

I like to order 10 flamethrowers worth 6500

Nice store. Unfortunately I already have my execution needs.

[OOC: How about my idea of using the Britney Spears video? :(]

Also brilliant. I'll add it now.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D

I like to order 10 flamethrowers worth 6500

Wire the money and I'll ship you the flamethrowers.

I gots another idea!!!

Hobo's! Not just any hobos, though.

STABBING HOBOS!Dun dun dun.....

*the amount of 100.000$ has been wired*

(Please do your own math! Thank you!!)

Hello, and welcome to the Roach-Busters Capital Punishment Supplies Storefront (RBCPSS)!!! Here we sell all sorts of things you'll need for administering justice to criminals condemned to death by law. Want to execute someone as cheaply as possible? You've come to the right place! Here at RBCPSS, we sell our products at ridiculously low prices, to ensure the customer's satisfaction! Although our variety is rather limited, the satisfaction of using this stuff to execute scumbags is not! Here are our items:

Electric Chair $750

Comes with an electric chair, leather belts for strapping the prisoner, three electrodes (two for the leg and one for the head), a razor (to shave the head and legs to improve conductivity), a helmet, a face mask, a sponge, brine (to soak the sponge, to increase conductivity and reduce burning), and a diaper (some of the prisoner's physical reactions include urinating and defecating in his/her pants). The directions are simple: shave, strap, attach the electrodes (don't forget the sponge for the head), put the face mask and helmet on the prisoner, and push the button. Between 1700 and 2400 volts will be delivered, destroying the brain and central nervous system and causing complete paralysis, due to every muscle in the body contracting and staying contracted while the current is flowing (making heartbeat and respiration impossible). Be sure to administer a second shock afterwards to ensure that the heart does not resume beating. Deliver additional shocks if necessary.


Rope $1.50 per foot

For hanging. Self-explanatory.


Lethal Injection $250 per dose

(NOTE: Gurney and straps not included) Includes a 14-inch catheter, 10 ml of a Heperin solution (to prevent clots from forming inside the catheter), 1000 ml of a saline solution, and finally, the chemical itself (a mixture of 15 - 50 cc of Sodium thiopental, 15-50 cc of Pancuronium bromide, and and 15 - 50 cc of Potassium chloride) which is used to kill the prisoner.


Gas Chamber $25,000 (Comes with a lifetime supply of gas)

(Again, straps not included) Includes a special chair, sulfuric acid mixed with distilled water, and cyanide (which is added to the mixture, causing hydrogen cyanide gas to rise through holes in the chair).


Barney and Friends Video $10 VHS $15 DVD (idea courtesy of The Island of Rose)

(VCR/DVD player not included) Instills in the prisoner such profound terror that the prisoner dies of a fear-induced myocardial infarction. Because it causes death quite quickly, it is not recommended against prisoners that you would like to kill slowly and painfully. However, the mortality rate is 100%, the price is low, and it isn't as messy as some other methods...


Teletubbies Video $10 VHS $15 DVD (idea courtesy of New Kyushu)

Same effect as the Barney and Friends video.


Guillotine $150 (idea courtesy of Johnified Antarctica)

Like the Barney and Friends Video, this is recommended for those who wish to execute their prisoners in a swift manner.


Tickle-me-Elmo Doll $20

For the true sadist! If you want your prisoner to reeeeeeeeeeeeeally suffer, this is the thing to buy! Use with extreme caution!


Swimming Pool Filled With Piranhas $3,000

Yeouch! These li'l fishies'll strip the meat off your prisoner's bones and reduce 'em to a gleaming skeleton in minutes! Comes with a 10x10 foot swimming pool, 5 feet deep, and 250 piranhas.


Giant anvil $10,000

WHAM! That's gotta hurt!


Cage of Lions $15,000 (idea courtesy of Doomingsland)

A 25x25 foot cage with indestructible titanium bars and a door that can only be opened from the outside, ensuring no escape. Comes with 10 lions. Boy, these cats sure do look hungry...


Cross $400 (idea courtesy of Doomingsland)

For crucifying criminals (obviously).


Genetically-enhanced Super Monkies $250 per monkey (again, courtesy of Doomingsland)

A bad-ass, bloodthirsty, rabble-rousing, rampaging monkey with super-strength, super-speed, and one mean attitude! Yikes! Better keep an eye on him!


Firing Squad $500

Ten men in black suits and executioner masks, each wielding a submachine gun. They will be sent to your country via helicopter, kill the criminal, accept payment, and return to RB.


Saw Mill $3,500

For cutting prisoners in half.


Plastic Bag with String Attached $5.00 (Includes 50 bags) (idea courtesy of New Logan)

For suffocating prisoners.


Flamethrower $650 (idea courtesy of The Lightning Star)

For roasting your prisoners like chicken. Can also be used as a weapon in battle.


Britney Spears Concert Video $10 VHS $15 DVD (idea courtesy of Sarzonia)

The prisoner literally dies of boredom watching this!


(More to be added soon!)


Holy Paradise's ban of Capital Punishment has been lifted and we need to make some......purchases. Here's what we'd like:

50 Electric Chairs: $37,500
20 feet of rope: $30
10 Gas Chambers: $250,000
1 Guillotine: $150
1 Swimming Pool Filled With Piranhas: $3,000
5 Saw Mills: $17,500
1 Plastic Bag Package: $5
1 Flamethrower: $650
TOTAL: $408,835

Here's our check:


From: The National Budget's Law & Order Funding of The Conservative United States of Holy Paradise.
Pay to the Order of: Roach-Busters Capital Punishment Supplies Storefront
Payment: Four Hundred and Eight Thousand and Eight Hundred and Thirty-Five and 00/100 Dollars $408,835.00

I move that Generian extremely irate lobsters be added to the list. That thread was a classic...

Holy Paradise's ban of Capital Punishment has been lifted and we need to make some......purchases. Here's what we'd like:

50 Electric Chairs: $37,500
20 feet of rope: $30
10 Gas Chambers: $250,000
1 Guillotine: $150
1 Swimming Pool Filled With Piranhas: $3,000
5 Saw Mills: $17,500
1 Plastic Bag Package: $5
1 Flamethrower: $650
TOTAL: $408,835

Here's our check:


From: The National Budget's Law & Order Funding of The Conservative United States of Holy Paradise.
Pay to the Order of: Roach-Busters Capital Punishment Supplies Storefront
Payment: Four Hundred and Eight Thousand and Eight Hundred and Thirty-Five and 00/100 Dollars $408,835.00

Thank you. Your order has been confirmed. The supplies should arrive within a few (NS) weeks.

I move that Generian extremely irate lobsters be added to the list. That thread was a classic...

Which thread?

Could you give a description of the lobsters?

*the amount of 100.000$ has been wired*

Payment received. Thanks!

Payment received. Thanks!

Did you see my Stabbing Hobos Idea?

Did you see my Stabbing Hobos Idea?

To quote you, "Yuppers!"

(I'll add it, thanks :))

To quote you, "Yuppers!"

(I'll add it, thanks :))

Heh heh heh, My way of speaking is slowly spreading...

In Eve online, one guy always gets pissed at me when i say "toodles." He goes "You're a captain of a massive space battleship, man! You arent supposed to say 'toodles!'"

Which thread?

Could you give a description of the lobsters?

Well, they're big red shellfish with claws that taste delicious in a pulled butter sauce with a good red wine. These happen to be particularly irate, and are most useful for causing bodily harm to unfortunate criminals, political prisoners, etc.

although not really a tool as such, I would suggest selling coliseums for gladiatorial combat, only instead of crappy swords outfit the convicts with flamethrowers and M16s...fun for the whole family...of course you can't forget the popcorn and cotton candy to sell to the crowd too

anyway, we'll take 200 doses of lethal injection for $5000

Idea: an airlock. It removes all of the oxygen from the room. Can also be used as a torture device.

Well, they're big red shellfish with claws that taste delicious in a pulled butter sauce with a good red wine. These happen to be particularly irate, and are most useful for causing bodily harm to unfortunate criminals, political prisoners, etc.

Thanks. I'll add 'em.

although not really a tool as such, I would suggest selling coliseums for gladiatorial combat, only instead of crappy swords outfit the convicts with flamethrowers and M16s...fun for the whole family...of course you can't forget the popcorn and cotton candy to sell to the crowd too

anyway, we'll take 200 doses of lethal injection for $5000

Order confirmed. Please wire the money. Thanks for shopping at RBCPSS!

oops, meant to get some monkeys too, I'll take 10, so $7,500 total being wired

We would like to place a large order:

1 Million Flame Throwers x 650 USD=650 Million USD
1,000 Stabbing Hobos x 100 USD=100,000 USD
1,000 Genetically Enhanced Monkeys x 250 USD=250,000 USD
1,000 Saw Mills x 350 USD=350,000 USD
10,000 Giant Anvils x 10,000=1 Million USD
20 Swimming Pools Filled With Pirhanas x 3,000=60,000 USD

Total=651,760,000 USD

We have another product. A giant Clock of Death. You make a giant clock with razor sharp hands and you place the person on the number of the time you would like them to die. Then you leave them there while the clock ticks to their doom.

OOC: Can't forget the good 'ole axe and block to put your head.

Axario and Nutropinia: Your orders have been confirmed. Your products will arrive within a few (NS) days. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

what about an Iron Maiden?

what about an Iron Maiden?

What does it do?

What does it do?
it is like an over sized coffin, that stands upright, and it has spikes all over the inside. so you put someone in close the door, and they are impaled on the spikes

what about a big bag of stones for stoning the person?

I move that Generian extremely irate lobsters be added to the list. That thread was a classic...[OOC: That LINE was a classic!]

OOC: In Psov we suffocate our prisoners with the unique Psovian Propoganda pillows, which contain patriotic messages, pictures, and sharp spokes, actually most prisoners die from the spokes first, but we prefer it when they die of suffocation since it makes a funnier sound when they die. (though generally we just beat them to death with clubs) we'd be willing to provide some, for a price.

I have an Idea for an execution: Castration(removal of reproductive organs) and anal probe that pokes into your kidneys and so on. Cost: $500 for Castration tool, probe, and castrator.

OOC: In Psov we suffocate our prisoners with the unique Psovian Propoganda pillows, which contain patriotic messages, pictures, and sharp spokes, actually most prisoners die from the spokes first, but we prefer it when they die of suffocation since it makes a funnier sound when they die. (though generally we just beat them to death with clubs) we'd be willing to provide some, for a price.

How much do they cost?

How much do they cost?

We'd be willing to let some go for 100$ a piece.Alot of hard work goes into them, and we use them in our school's as learning tools, unfortunately this leads to accidents many times resulting in death, when the intention is actually to force state propoganda on their young minds. Oh and with each purchase the buyer recieves a complimentary Psovian pair of socks, sewed from the finest cat hair, and with messages from our government concerning obedience stitched into the sides. :)

I have an Idea for an execution: Castration(removal of reproductive organs) and anal probe that pokes into your kidneys and so on. Cost: $500 for Castration tool, probe, and castrator.
now that's a bit excessive, don't you think? I mean it's one thing to take a man's life, it's entirely another thing to take his...pride

now that's a bit excessive, don't you think? I mean it's one thing to take a man's life, it's entirely another thing to take his...pride
no he dies for the probe injures his organs.

no he dies for the probe injures his organs.
But if you can find a way to kill a man with the combination of State Propoganda, Sharp and nasty objects, and fluffy sleeping instruments, then you've got something very special.

I have an Idea for an execution: Castration(removal of reproductive organs) and anal probe that pokes into your kidneys and so on. Cost: $500 for Castration tool, probe, and castrator.

I considered something like that, but I decided not to, out of fear of the mods. It's a great idea, though. Thanks!

But if you can find a way to kill a man with the combination of State Propoganda, Sharp and nasty objects, and fluffy sleeping instruments, then you've got something very special.
We have the sharp nasty part. But I'm thinking of also using a state propaganda sign on the probe. saying, "If you want to die, commit a crime in Holy Paradise, for we are tough on crime."

OOC: And a Witch Burning Pole. Complete with a wooden pole, matches and small sticks to light! Remember- you can't spell "Medivial Execution" without at least SOME of the letters in "Witch Burning Pole"!

OOC - Remember the carnival game where a guy sat on a collapsable plank, striding a plexiglass tank filled with water? You hit the target and the guy falls in, yeah? How about this time, the tank's deeper, and the fellow (the prisoner) is weighted down. This is fun for all ages!

IC:

Asurnahb has long been considered one of the more "Liberal" when it comes to law. Do the crime, it is fitting for you to be shot by one of the many armed bystanders to be found in our nation. On the other hand, for crims comitted against the Government, we wish to deal with them systematicaly, in ways that is far harsher than a lynching in the town square by an angry mob.

For those lesser offences, affording a quick, relatively painless death (Including, Fraud against the state, robbery of mail, etc) we with to purchase: 2 Guillotines $300

For greater crimes, such as plotting to assassinate the King, or, questioning his position in the public eye, on TV, for example; they shall be crucified and die on national TV. This show is a reality series, entitled: "Living to death" in which each of the five prisoners are shown in 24 hour coverage, allowing the public to see every agonizing moment...untill only one remains. His/Her prize? Death by guillotine.
For the purpose of this: 5 Crosses $2,000

For questioning proven dissenters, with the ideal of over-throwing the government, we wish to purchase 1 Airlock, for $150.

The best for last, we wish to purchase 2 Iron Maidens. This is for the most hanous of offenders. Murderers of state officials, traiters and pies. This is where we gather their Wife/Daughter, or, if it's female, Husband/Son. the Iron Maidens are brought face to face, with a slot in each so they may see eachother's eyes, as to allow them to see eachother's impending, painful death.

Crimes which we see as befitting of government consern are dealt with harshly, we admit. But, for such crimes, it is indeed warranted.
The total shall be: $4,200

OOC - Remember the carnival game where a guy sat on a collapsable plank, striding a plexiglass tank filled with water? You hit the target and the guy falls in, yeah? How about this time, the tank's deeper, and the fellow (the prisoner) is weighted down. This is fun for all ages!

IC:

Asurnahb has long been considered one of the more "Liberal" when it comes to law. Do the crime, it is fitting for you to be shot by one of the many armed bystanders to be found in our nation. On the other hand, for crims comitted against the Government, we wish to deal with them systematicaly, in ways that is far harsher than a lynching in the town square by an angry mob.

For those lesser offences, affording a quick, relatively painless death (Including, Fraud against the state, robbery of mail, etc) we with to purchase: 2 Guillotines $300

For greater crimes, such as plotting to assassinate the King, or, questioning his position in the public eye, on TV, for example; they shall be crucified and die on national TV. This show is a reality series, entitled: "Living to death" in which each of the five prisoners are shown in 24 hour coverage, allowing the public to see every agonizing moment...untill only one remains. His/Her prize? Death by guillotine.
For the purpose of this: 5 Crosses $2,000

For questioning proven dissenters, with the ideal of over-throwing the government, we wish to purchase 1 Airlock, for $150.

The best for last, we wish to purchase 2 Iron Maidens. This is for the most hanous of offenders. Murderers of state officials, traiters and pies. This is where we gather their Wife/Daughter, or, if it's female, Husband/Son. the Iron Maidens are brought face to face, with a slot in each so they may see eachother's eyes, as to allow them to see eachother's impending, painful death.

Crimes which we see as befitting of government consern are dealt with harshly, we admit. But, for such crimes, it is indeed warranted.
The total shall be: $4,200

Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS. Please wire the money.

The Holy Republic of Hawdawg will take 10 electric chairs (750)and 10 gas chambers (250,000). Money wired upon confirmation.

We find it horrific that you would mention Britney Spears, Barney, and the Teletubbies in the same thread. We have seen the carnage first hand these videos can cause (heads explode or implode, slimey goo running from noses, uncontrollable shreeking noises, etc.) and simply don't want to touch that hot potato. We will stick with the old standby's of gas and fire. Maybe you could send a copy of those videos to the UN for review?

Thanks,

Iron Stick
High Council Chief-Hawdawg Police Force

What about my clock?

What about my clock?

Sure, that could work. I'll add it. Thanks!


Hawdawg, your order is confirmed. Please wire the money.

Sweeettt!

Your money has been wired.

Have a nice day.

Iron Stick
High Council Chief-Hawdawg Police Force

Your money has been wired.

Have a nice day.

Iron Stick
High Council Chief-Hawdawg Police Force

Your things are being shipped now. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

RB, we have found that no matter how sophisticated the criminal or spy is:

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

We also use the soft pillows (with all the stuffing down at one end) and a comfy chair That last one always gets 'em.

Fluffy pillows are the most effective tool in doing away with prisoners aside from Red Balloons.

The full amount has been wired. We await delivery.

The full amount has been wired. We await delivery.

They are being delivered now. They should arrive within a (NS) week. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

The nation of Tylinoa would like to order 2 gas chambers and 2 firing squads. The 51,000 USD will be sent to you on conformation.



Steve White,
Secretary of Foriegn Affairs
The Federation of Tylinoa

I reccomend you add the following:

Torture rack

breaking wheel and sledgehammer

impaling stake

The nation of Tylinoa would like to order 2 gas chambers and 2 firing squads. The 51,000 USD will be sent to you on conformation.



Steve White,
Secretary of Foriegn Affairs
The Federation of Tylinoa

Order confirmed. They're on their way now. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

1000 falmethrowers and a cage of lions please

665000 dollars will be sent to you

The Shah would like the following for entertainment (killing dissidents):

4 tanks of Pihranas
1 clock of doom

Total:
$22,000

The Shah would like the following for his entertainment of watching dissidents die horribly:

4 tanks of piranhas
1 clock of doom

Total:
$22,000

All orders have been confirmed. The specified items are being shipped as we speak. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

I have some more idea's,
-A pair of pliers and a blowtorch
-A brand- for burning symbols into peoples flesh
-nails- for driving under fingernails
-A cauterizing Iron- to seal up wounds and make the torture last longer
-a bed of spikes
-a vise
-a vise with spikes


thats all i can think of for now, I have plenty of ideas just give me some time

Lol. Here so ideas from some of the books i've read,

Ideas: Feed prisoners bamboo shoots and give them water (the bamboo shoots grow through their chest in a few weeks) This is chinese btw)

Hosepipe: Pump prisoner full of water til their stomach bursts (Chinese)

Tap: steady drops of water on their forehead, makes them go insane and/or confess all to make it stop. (Chinese)

Blue Room: Featureless, solid bloc colour room with person strapped to featureless table, left here with a low buzzer/noise on constantly. Mental torture developed by the British. Makes people go insane, usually commit suicide after this.

Irish Boots: Iron case, in which a high temp. fire is established and feet are placed within. Cauterises the feet... (English)

Ducking Stool. Obvious :)

'The Rocking Horse': Wooden horse that is very edged, person sits on it and is dragged about on the horse causes massive pain to the nether and inner thigh regions, can be made to be fatal.

Thumbscrews and Feet screws. Crush bones in the obvious areas. good for combination with other methods or prelimary torture before death.

'Old Man's Friend': Device, which constricts boby into a set pattern, as time goes on the body contracts into that shape causing bone fushion and eventual death.

Weights on a wooden board placed on chest: Slowly apply more weight over time, crushing their ribcage slowly.

Ropes and Pulleys: A mid-air suspesion of the rack, causes huge amounts of pain and will eventually rip the joints out of the places and causes massive internal bleeding.

Ok... i'll stop there I am scaring myself...

Thanks for the ideas, guys. :)

Attn: RBCPSS

New Logan would lock to purchase a Clock of Doom for the newly constructed town hall of Logan City. Thus serving two purposes, telling informed citizens the time as well as 'timely entertainment'.

The 10,000 will be automatically transferred on confirmation of this order from our treasury department.

John Hammond
- Populace Control/Internal Security -

(OOC: I don't know what the stabby thing is in the pic I attached. I just know it was confiscated by the customs officials when someone was trying to import it into Australia. Does look nasty though, imagine the damage it could cause if pressed on the skin in particular sensetive areas......)

(OOC: John Hammond...you wouldn't to be a Jurassic Park fan, would you? [I am.] Or is it just a coincidence?)

Your clock is being shipped to you as we speak. It should arrive within a few (NS) days. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

don't you think he'd be great in the 'interrogation room'? ;)

The Kingdom Of Marabal would like to order:

500 lethal injections - 125,000

The money shall be sent apon confirmation

The President of Marabal

I would like 1000 Gas Chamber @ $25,000
Total: $25,000,000

OOC: Why not sell joke books that contain humour so funny the convicts literally laugh themselves to death...?
IC: We of Random Kingdom are against (as an IC nation) capital punishment and condemn this storefront. (OOC: Can you condemn storefronts?)

Holy Paradise's idea for execution: The Pit of Doom:

Prisoners are lead to a completely dark room by soldiers with night-vision goggles on. Prisoners are then pushed into a pit full of sharp circle saws spinning really fast. They don't know what they are falling inot until right 1 second before the impact. They are then sliced, chopped, muiltated, and so on. The pit has been specially designed so that no matter where the criminal hits, his brain will fly into a small hole in the pit's wall. An soldier will then take the brain and put it in a preservation jar so that scientists can study what made this person so evil. The Pit of Doom has only been used once in Holy Paradise's history, when Darumbof Teridof II, son of the leader of South Holy Paradise during the civil war, conspired to overthrow the government and was arrested and executed. The cost of 1 Pit of Doom: 50,000 dollars. However, be warned, as although the use of this execution method will bring you praise by some, quite a few others will condemm your country for the act.

OOC: Another few ideas...
The Circuit of Doom
The prisoner is coated in a conductive metal, and held between 2 leads connected to a battery, a switch and a bomb. The switch is then flicked on. Self-explanatory, really.

Music from the Past
The prisoner is forced to listen to Vivaldi for 5 hours straight. Perfect for minors who you want to kill slowly.

Music from the Present
The inverse of above. Only works on OAPs. The prisoner is forced to listen to R&B for 5 hours straight.

Pacitalia offers 10 pull-chambers for Roach-Busters to use in their storefront. They cost about $45,000 USD to make; you can decide how much you want to rent/sell them out for.

All orders have been confirmed. Your supplies will be shipped immediately after the money has been wired. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

1 clock of doom please!

$10000

I wish to purchase the following:
10,000 Flame Throwers @ $6.5 million
1 Giant Clock of Doom @ $10,000
10,000 Lethal Injections @ $2.5 million
10 Gas Chamber @ $250,000
At a total cost 0f $9.26 million, money will be wired on conformation

Your orders have been confirmed. Please wire the money, and your items will be shipped immediately upon receiving payment. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

Encrypted Telegram to Roachbusters
(ENCRYPTION CODE: GAMMA)
SUBJECT: <PURCHASES>

To whom it may concern:

First, this request was sent to you through a chain of unrelated telegram firms. If you try to trace it, you will undoubtably fail. Second, we would like to congradulate you on your storefront. Third, we require 1,000 lethal injections. There are certain procedures that must be followed to deliver them.

1. Send an unarmed, and unescorted, courier to the post office nearest the building where you are currently reading this.
2. The courier must give the manager the following destination code:
1.024.62.332.34
This code will inform the manager as to what to do from there. He knows the procedure.
3. Upon delivery of the package to the manager, your courier will be given another delivery box, this one with your payment. The courier will be paid 100,000 for his cooperation. The box will have a false bottom. Inside will be 250,000 dollars, USD.

Any veering from this plan will result in the death of the courier, and the payment will be withheld.

I am happy to have done business with you, and hope to do so again.

END OF TELEGRAM

While we will not be ordering at this time, Srpska Kosovo would like to congratulate you on a very humorous and interesting store front.

I have another idea!

Robots infected with Virus'!

(Im kinda thinking Along the lines of I, Robot and the three laws of robotics.

And yes, im talking more about the movie than the book.

Yes, i have read the book.

Will you stop staring at me?




















Why'd you follow me here?!?!?!?? FREAK!!!)

/runs away/

Ybronneb, your order has been confirmed. Thank you for shopping at RBCPSS!

How about
Whips
Cat O' Nine Tails (A short whip with 9 strands of leather instead of 1)
Iron Spiked Collars
barbed wire
Pool of water (For dunking subjects in, and taking them out before they drown)
Crazy rooms (Only one color, with nothing in them)

I'll order something later my computer is being all screwy

Attn: RBCPSS

The New Logan government would like to thank you for the fine job you and your storefront is doing and for the fine Clock of Doom we purchased here. The main square in our capital city is full every Sunday night at 6 o'clock for the viewing of our weekly disposal of 'political' adversaries, oops, I mean bad, bad, evil people.

As further 'inspiration' for our people, and maybe of use in your storefront, our 'specialist' engineers have come up with a program that ensures complete and total insanity. Victim is tied upright into a chair with their head straped to the chair so it can't be moved and specially developed sensors are attached to the eye lids. Every time the 'agitator' closes his or her eyes they recieve a jolt of electricity to the genitallia via electrodes placed in these regions. "Why would they wan't to close their eyes?" I hear you ask, playing in front of the intended victim on a continuous looping DVD, live Richard Symons weight loss programs and infomercials. After the victim has melted off their genitallia (because no one can sustain watching), move the electrodes to other sensetive areas, the nipples, the earlobes. Our engineers have even tested an anal probe for internal electrical shock, unfortunately most victims wound up dying during testing rather than watching the show.

Alternatively, you could just send the victim to be on one of his shows or enroll them in one of his classes.

John Hammond
- Populace Control/Internal Security -

IC: The Cottish government need a effective way of wasting... eh.... executing.... our drugaddic... eh.. shall we say... condemned prisoners. Therefore we want to buy a lioncage, complete with 10 lovely, beautiful, bloodthirsty, human-hating lions. The $15,000 will be wired upon confirmation.

OOC: Now I just need to get some food for those new cats. I'm sure that the kids will love to cuddle with them.....

IC: Thanks.

Mr. L. Karl,
Responsible for purchases, Ministry of Justice

do you make gas chambers for multipal people, any crime in right thinking whites is punisable by death and a gas chamber is less crule the the rock throwing and baseball bat beatings used today

Ideas: Do not steal

These are my recommended additions to your lineup:

Scorpion Pit:
Pit + scorpions = scorpion pit

Space Jettison system (may be already covered by "airlock"):
perfect for those space-tech nations who need to get rid of foes on board their space station. Comes bundled with a CCTV camera for watching the eyes explode.

Laser Table:
strap 'em to the table, fire up the laser below their groin, and set laser to "rise."

Decompression chamber:
Crank down to lowest pressure. Its a blast! Alternatively, set to max and wait til they squish.

Acid Tank Starter Kit:
comes with 5000 gallon tank, crane (now with auto-descend function), and 6 metres of steel cable. Tie them tighter for best effect.

Crusher Chamber:
an ordinary room. But the ceiling comes down. Now with added spikes.

The Sims deluxe edition:
Lulls their mind into the depths of mush.

Canned Dementor:
Anyone who knows Harry Potter knows these. If not, they suck out your soul. Now with Patronus-resistant coating

I got one!

Angry Arab People!

Lol, thanks, guys. :p

how bout a battle arena, as big as the colloseum. i really want one!

20 guillotines, please.
money, $3000, do you want american or other because I only have norans in Culex but it can be transfered there, will bw wired to you.

Order confirmed, Culex. Please wire the money.

My execution ideas.

Gimp suit guy: Perfect if you want a trained executioner. This guy (complete with a hood and disgustingly huge muscles) is a certified military torturer and knows EVERY technique. He can also improvise quite well when materials are scarce.
Price: $100,000 a year.


Pwnage Poison Arrow Frog: Works only slightly slower than Barney. 1 of these tiny, lethal frogs cause death in under 3 seconds. Comes with terrarium and lizardman skin handling gloves (from cadavers).
Price: $100 for 10 frogs

Used Makarov with 50 round box of 9x18mm ammo: Self explanatory.
Price: $2 for 1.

Secretary Dailey would like to pull more funds from the Department of Lavish Spending and Such, and order the entire first, second, and fourth seasons of Teletubbies for himself, for purely entertainment purposes. (The third season was quite awful, by the way)

Thanks much,
The (aforesaid) Department.

OOC: Dude...Teletubbies is awesome...come on! :P Seriously, it's a pretty good children's show. Rather my hypothetical infant sibling watch that than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the newest incarnation of which royally sucks.

Might we also suggest Death by Latin, a proven system based on the principle that prisoners are slackers and unlearned with an apostrophe thingy on the second e, in which the subjects are...subjected...to a rigorous latin course, and die typically within ten minutes. The joy derived by sadists from viewing this is immeasurable, and videos of such are an excellent resource for educators.

Secretary Dailey would like to pull more funds from the Department of Lavish Spending and Such, and order the entire first, second, and fourth seasons of Teletubbies for himself, for purely entertainment purposes.

Thanks much,
The (aforesaid) Department.

OOC: Dude...Teletubbies is awesome...come on! :P Seriously, it's a pretty good children's show. Rather my hypothetical infant sibling watch that than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the newest incarnation of which royally sucks.

Might we also suggest Death by Latin, a proven system based on the principle that prisoners are slackers and unlearned with an apostrophe thingy on the second e, in which the subjects are...subjected...to a rigorous latin course, and die typically within ten minutes. The joy derived by sadists from viewing this is immeasurable, and videos of such are an excellent resource for educators.

Order confirmed.

The Shadow Phoenixs]Good day I represent Gamorrah Mall that already holds several storefronts in my lovely mall. I am seeking storefront owners wishing to join in for a more better and faster way for customers to get to your store. This also will help promote your store. Please consider my offer. Gamorrah Mall (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7962919#post7962919)

We already have obtain several stores in are mall and would hope that you would also join in on the benifits.

The Shadow Phoenixs]Good day I represent Gamorrah Mall that already holds several storefronts in my lovely mall. I am seeking storefront owners wishing to join in for a more better and faster way for customers to get to your store. This also will help promote your store. Please consider my offer. Gamorrah Mall (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7962919#post7962919)

We already have obtain several stores in are mall and would hope that you would also join in on the benifits.

Thanks. Sure, you can add my store(s) to the mall. They're in my signature.

Well i need u to post in the mall thread inorder for me to confirm log we also hope that your thread links are also there. Plz be sure to read mall info before you are truelly sure you want a room. Also state how many rooms you want and if you would want a cam. we are expanding so well have a room reserived for u

One idea-a draw and quartering set
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My order-24 Electric Chairs-18,000
27 Impaling Stakes-1,080
65 Torture racks-22,750
42,500 Bags of Stones-425,000
50 Axes and Blocks-3,750
10,000 ft. of rope-15,000
65 Guillotine-9,750
32-Gas Chambers-800,000
32,500 Injections-8,125,000
Total is $9,420,330
Evil Secret Police Force time :)

We at the Tokko wish to purchase some 150 Guillotines and 650 Crosses, for use in our Anti-Communist operations.

Total comes to USD$282,500. We ask for express delivery on the crosses.

Orders confirmed. Please wire the money.

Orders confirmed. Please wire the money.

Money wired from KSC Financial, Inc. Account #2201

Kraku Will take the following

1. Electric Chair
1. Gas Chamber
1. Guillotine
2. Crosses
1. Set of Plastic Bags
1. Air Lock
1. Torture Rack

Thank you for providing these great services. This will be a total of $26,262.50 Money Wired. I love your store. I will put these items to great use. Look for descriptive posts in the future.

Here's an idea for you.

The Gorilla Room

You take 5 horny male gorillas, lock them inside a small room along with the poor bastard that's about to die (after you've sprayed him with female gorilla scent), and put on that song "in the jungle" (or wtf it's called.. the one in Ace Ventura 2, Friends, etc.. you know which one!). Happy dying! :)

OCC:Aw no thigns for dragging people slowly till they bleed out or nuclear exuast ports to iradiate the poor sucker.
IC:
We'll take three stabbing hobos. Gott love them nutty bums. Money will be wired once the order is confermed

Orders confirmed.

New things to add to your inventory,

Ultraviolet machine- Bombards the unfortunate prisoner with high concentrations of ultraviolet rays. The beam can be focused on a single area, as to burn a hole straight through them.

Mold machine- Thought of by Emperor Helldawg after watching the last two Star Wars movies for the thirty-somethingith time, this is basicly a coffin filled with molten silver. The prisoner is dropped inside, and the door is sealed, causing him to die a horrible, burny, suffocaty death. Afterwards, the coffin is automatically cracked open after the silver cools down and solidifies, and the silver block is cut in half by lasers, leaving a nice molding of the prisoner as he died. As you might guess, that would be messy as well, due to the body being inside, so the moldings go through a high powered wash automatically. The moldings can then be put on display for all to see. The machine is roughly the size of an M1 tank, and fits nicely in prisons.

I would like 10,000 guillotines for 1.5 million dollars. Money wired upon confirmation.

lol

All orders confirmed.

(Sorry, but I don't think I'll be adding any more ideas. I've had so many ideas given to me, that it would take forever to scroll through the whole thing, copy them, etc. They are great ideas, though. ;))

money wired

Add "Pit and Pendulum" to the list. I'm sure you know what it is.

And what about an abortion supply shop?

Ah you should add SRoRs form of execution: Plutonium, expensive but a quite interesting way of dying. The gamma rays in the plutonium cause the human tissue to disintergrate leaving a pile of irradiated bones.

Add this:

Stake+Lifetime Supply of Coals+Rope: Standard Burning at the Stake. Coals burn extremely slowly to ensure maximum pain.

Cost: $400

William Shatner Tape: Painful. Really Painful.

Cost: FREE! JUST TAKE THEM!

I'd like 20 000 feet of rope. I've got some people to hang (math test for you: I use two feet of rope per death-row inmate. How many people are I going to hang?)..

$30 000 wired.

we'll take

2000 units of the plastic bag

1000 guillotine

$500,000 (we overpayed a bit, we don't want this getting out)

Rheinlandistan does not need any special instruments. All we need is six soldiers with assault rifles.

Mechanixia would like 24 tourture racks for $8400 total. We just captured some... ummm... "insurgents" raiding one of our Mechoiog training facilites (more on Mechoiogs coming to II soon). We will wire the money upon confirmation of our order.

International Communications Chief Drigair

(IC)
Kittlian will be officially taking over this store, from this point on, and would like to invite anyone who has previously bought from this shop to continue buying from it.

The store will be ran by Captain. T Sinyaia of Kittlian's Defense Core (Army branch) and will be glad to add or do anything you may wish to buy.
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(OOC)

I will be changing a lot and adding a lot so don't be afraid to ask for me to add stuff - pictures will not be added because natually being the kind of devices which will be sold, however, if you wish to see the pictures then simply ask me for the link (I will TG them to you but remember you asked for it).

Latest Changes: Monday, March 14th, 2005 at 5:15 PM EST - Pictures not on a site yet (Remember I will not link to them on the NS site and/or show them here).

Rules:
1) You must do your own math
2) Please list all discounts you may recieve
3) IC Roleplay posts please (Country buys bla bla bla)
4) None of these can/will be used against Kittlian (Current owners), Kittlian's Ally, and/or Roach-Busters (Previous owners).
5) Enemys of Kittlian, RB, and/or Defense Network (The region Kittlian is in) cannot buy from this store.

Discounts:
The following are people who will recieve discounts -

1) Regional allys (anyone in the region): 10%
2) Preferred members (ask and we may accept): 30% - (N/A)

(IC)

Hello, and welcome to the Kittlian Capital Punishment Supplies Storefront (KTCPSS)!!! Here we sell all sorts of things you'll need for administering justice to criminals condemned to death by law. Want to execute someone as cheaply as possible? You've come to the right place! Here at KTCPSS, we sell our products at ridiculously low prices, to ensure the customer's satisfaction! Although our variety is rather limited, the satisfaction of using this stuff to execute scumbags is not! Here are our items:

Electric Chair $750

Comes with an electric chair, leather belts for strapping the prisoner, three electrodes (two for the leg and one for the head), a razor (to shave the head and legs to improve conductivity), a helmet, a face mask, a sponge, brine (to soak the sponge, to increase conductivity and reduce burning), and a diaper (some of the prisoner's physical reactions include urinating and defecating in his/her pants). The directions are simple: shave, strap, attach the electrodes (don't forget the sponge for the head), put the face mask and helmet on the prisoner, and push the button. Between 1700 and 2400 volts will be delivered, destroying the brain and central nervous system and causing complete paralysis, due to every muscle in the body contracting and staying contracted while the current is flowing (making heartbeat and respiration impossible). Be sure to administer a second shock afterwards to ensure that the heart does not resume beating. Deliver additional shocks if necessary.


Rope $1.50 per foot

For hanging. Self-explanatory.


Lethal Injection $250 per dose

(NOTE: Gurney and straps not included) Includes a 14-inch catheter, 10 ml of a Heperin solution (to prevent clots from forming inside the catheter), 1000 ml of a saline solution, and finally, the chemical itself (a mixture of 15 - 50 cc of Sodium thiopental, 15-50 cc of Pancuronium bromide, and and 15 - 50 cc of Potassium chloride) which is used to kill the prisoner.


Gas Chamber $25,000 (Comes with a lifetime supply of gas)

(Again, straps not included) Includes a special chair, sulfuric acid mixed with distilled water, and cyanide (which is added to the mixture, causing hydrogen cyanide gas to rise through holes in the chair).


Barney and Friends Video $10 VHS $15 DVD (idea courtesy of The Island of Rose)

(VCR/DVD player not included) Instills in the prisoner such profound terror that the prisoner dies of a fear-induced myocardial infarction. Because it causes death quite quickly, it is not recommended against prisoners that you would like to kill slowly and painfully. However, the mortality rate is 100%, the price is low, and it isn't as messy as some other methods...


Teletubbies Video $10 VHS $15 DVD (idea courtesy of New Kyushu)

Same effect as the Barney and Friends video.


Guillotine $150 (idea courtesy of Johnified Antarctica)

Like the Barney and Friends Video, this is recommended for those who wish to execute their prisoners in a swift manner.


Tickle-me-Elmo Doll $20

For the true sadist! If you want your prisoner to reeeeeeeeeeeeeally suffer, this is the thing to buy! Use with extreme caution!


Swimming Pool Filled With Piranhas $3,000

Yeouch! These li'l fishies'll strip the meat off your prisoner's bones and reduce 'em to a gleaming skeleton in minutes! Comes with a 10x10 foot swimming pool, 5 feet deep, and 250 piranhas.


Giant anvil $10,000

WHAM! That's gotta hurt!


Cage of Lions $15,000 (idea courtesy of Doomingsland)

A 25x25 foot cage with indestructible titanium bars and a door that can only be opened from the outside, ensuring no escape. Comes with 10 lions. Boy, these cats sure do look hungry...


Cross $400 (idea courtesy of Doomingsland)

For crucifying criminals (obviously).


Genetically-enhanced Super Monkies $250 per monkey (again, courtesy of Doomingsland)

A bad-ass, bloodthirsty, rabble-rousing, rampaging monkey with super-strength, super-speed, and one mean attitude! Yikes! Better keep an eye on him!


Firing Squad $500

Ten men in black suits and executioner masks, each wielding a submachine gun. They will be sent to your country via helicopter, kill the criminal, accept payment, and return to Kittlian.


Saw Mill $3,500

For cutting prisoners in half.


Plastic Bag with String Attached $5.00 (Includes 50 bags) (idea courtesy of New Logan)

For suffocating prisoners.


Flamethrower $650 (idea courtesy of The Lightning Star)

For roasting your prisoners like chicken. Can also be used as a weapon in battle.


Britney Spears Concert Video $10 VHS $15 DVD (idea courtesy of Sarzonia)

The prisoner literally dies of boredom watching this!


Stabbing Hobos $100 per hobo (idea courtesy of The Lightning Star)

Not only are they homeless, they're homicidal! They even come with knives! Yowza!


Generian Extremely Irate Red Lobsters $20 per lobster (idea courtesy of Generic empire)


Quote:
Originally Posted by Generic empire
Well, they're big red shellfish with claws that taste delicious in a pulled butter sauce with a good red wine. These happen to be particularly irate, and are most useful for causing bodily harm to unfortunate criminals, political prisoners, etc.




Air Lock $150 (idea courtesy of DemonLordEnigma)

For suffocating prisoners to death. Also great for torturing prisoners.


Good 'Ole Axe and Block $75 (idea courtesy of Neo Tyr)

For decapitating prisoners. Just place their head on the block, swing your axe, and BLAM! I sure wouldn't want to be in that poor bastard's shoes!


Iron Maiden $875 (idea courtesy of Nation of Fortune)

An upright-standing coffin filled with spikes. Insert the prisoner and close. Ugh. Doesn't sound too comfortable!


Bag of Stones $10 (idea courtesy of Axario)

Includes a large leather bag containing more than 1,000 football-sized, silky-smooth rocks at least as hard as diamonds. For stoning prisoners.


Giant Clock of Doom $10,000 (idea courtesy of Nutropinia)

A giant clock with razor sharp hands. You place the person on the number of the time you would like them to die. Then you leave them there while the clock ticks to their doom.


Torture Rack $350 (idea courtesy of The Parthians)

Highly recommended for those who wish to torture their prisoners in the most gruesome manner possible.


Breaking wheel and sledgehammer $550 (idea courtesy of The Parthians)

If you really want your prisoners to 'break down,' this is the thing to get!

Impaling stake $40 (idea courtesy of The Parthians)

For impaling prisoners (as you probably guessed).

Custom Orders (Depends on what kind)
We can make you custom divices, but the price will depend on how many and what, if you want something brand new--not a real device--we can do this if you want something not on here we can do that too.

Pit and Pendulum $300.00 (Idea giving by Kerubia)
An art form to say the least! It swings around the person, as all they can do is watch, while it gets closer and closer until it goes back out again and finally to cut their body in twos or even threes or fours! Not a toy for anyone who is unwilling to wait.

Plutonium Chamber $2,000 (Without) $4,000 (With chairs/straps) (Original idea giving by SovietRepublicofRussia)
Not just plutonium but a chamber which gives off the radiation, in a shielded chamber, which is 99.5% gurranted not to let loose the radiation. Plutonium, expensive but a quite interesting way of dying. The gamma rays in the plutonium cause the human tissue to disintergrate leaving a pile of irradiated bones. We can throw in either a bed and/or a chair, along with straps to tie them down so you can either watch them trying to escape or screaming helplessly as they die, but the door can only open from the outside (Don't get locked in!). Ten plutonium canisters will be giving will be giving, no more no less unless requested, for every extra plutonium we will charge $1000.

40-foot Cross (Stake), One hundred Coals, and Rope (Original idea by MassPwnage)
Standard Burning at the Stake. Coals burn extremely slowly to ensure maximum pain. Your prisonor will go through a lot of pain, it will not only burn slowly but to get air they have to raise up, but in order to do this they must suffer even more bruises and pain just to breathe not to mention the slowly building fire to cause physical and psychological pain.

William Shatner Comedy Tape VHS $5.00 DVD: $10.00 (Original idea by MassPwnage)
This will have your prisonors gasping for breath as Bill continues on and and on about his childhood days of fungus infection...

Huge Crusing Weights $50.00 (Original idea by MassPwnage)
These huge weights each weighing 150 pounds will begin to crush your criminal once they are strapped down - no straps nor surfaces included.

Spiked Chair $100.00
Want a place to tortore your victims over tea and crumpets? Well have them sit in this chair, which comes with metal spikes straps and leg support, so no more comfortible seating for them! No now you can watch them scurm as you laugh at their pain...

Spiked Electric Char $200.00
Comes with a spiked electric chair, leather belts for strapping the prisoner, three electrodes (two for the leg and one for the head), a razor (to shave the head and legs to improve conductivity), a helmet, a face mask, a sponge, brine (to soak the sponge, to increase conductivity and reduce burning), and a diaper (some of the prisoner's physical reactions include urinating and defecating in his/her pants). The directions are simple: shave, strap, attach the electrodes (don't forget the sponge for the head), put the face mask and helmet on the prisoner, and push the button. Between 1700 and 2400 volts will be delivered, destroying the brain and central nervous system and causing complete paralysis, due to every muscle in the body contracting and staying contracted while the current is flowing (making heartbeat and respiration impossible). Be sure to administer a second shock afterwards to ensure that the heart does not resume beating. Deliver additional shocks if necessary.

Small Spiked Bench $50.00
Tired of the big chairs? Want them to have to crouch while being hurt, well then this is perfect for you, have fun making them scurm!

Large Bird Cage $150.00
Want to have a new pet which begs instead of squalling, want to watch it try to null on the metal re-enforced bars, while trying to hold in its human desires?

Human Suit $200.00
Force them to stand up inside a suit specificly for them, while unable to move at all, but beg for mercy as you can do anything to them!

Body Hanging $150.00
This machine will actually hange the entire body, takes two people to operate, afterall you don't want them to fall....

Face Mask Cold (Cannot) : 100.00 Hot (Can heat): $200.00
Want to put that person in a forged metal helmet, want to burn them or simply have them in it? You may need to heat as required and we can even give you any shape you wish!

Backscratcher $200.00
Do they have an itch, well then go ahead and scratch it for them, but I hope it helps...

Pointed (Triangle) Seat $150.00
This is gurranted to hurt, so if you wish for more information feel free to ask, but it's only for those who really wish to cause pain....

Brain Plate $500.00
Make sure to lay them down, no gurranties giving if you don't, but it should hurt them....

Throat Tickler $700.00
Well this should really help with those neckaches they are always complaining about....

Double pitchfork $400.00
I gurrantee this will hurt them, so make sure only to use when required, blood tends to stain....
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Current Quota: $0.00

Suggestions: Sell huge weights, to press victims to death.

OOC:

Suggestions: Sell huge weights, to press victims to death.

Thanks for the advice - I have also added new equipment to be bought but will not add any until at least tomorow.

~ Kittlian

Here's a few sugggestions:

Death by Gorilla

The person in question are soaked with female gorilla scent and locked into a cage filled with horny male gorillas. They will rape the person untill he/she are dead.

To ensure that the gorilla males are horny, let them start to get jiggy with a female gorilla, then tranquilize the male and take the female away. When the male wake up (you have thrown him into the cage by now), he is still horny and goes after the first thing that smells like the female gorilla, in this case the prisoner.

Enjoy.


Death by minefield

The person in question is dropped into a minefield (4km x 4 km) and must make his/her way to safety. The minefield contains in average 300 000 mines of every sort imaginable. Claymores, Bouncing Bettys, Schumine, etc.

Enjoy.

(ALL IS OOC)

Here's a few sugggestions:

Death by Gorilla

The person in question are soaked with female gorilla scent and locked into a cage filled with horny male gorillas. They will rape the person untill he/she are dead.

To ensure that the gorilla males are horny, let them start to get jiggy with a female gorilla, then tranquilize the male and take the female away. When the male wake up (you have thrown him into the cage by now), he is still horny and goes after the first thing that smells like the female gorilla, in this case the prisoner.

Enjoy.


Death by minefield

The person in question is dropped into a minefield (4km x 4 km) and must make his/her way to safety. The minefield contains in average 300 000 mines of every sort imaginable. Claymores, Bouncing Bettys, Schumine, etc.

Enjoy.

Okay first I'm not going to do because I'm sure it breaks some rules somewhere, but even if it doesn't I'm not too keen about the idea, and about the second good idea for torture on this but 300,000 mines layed in a minefield is quite expensive (not to mention having to buy labor to do it) but I may do it eventually but currently I cannot offer it for low prices if I did it but once again the mine field is a good idea just cannot do at this point in time. Once again thank you for suggesting and see you around. :)
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Okay this is a bump and I won't be putting any new ideas up yet, but I am currently working on some innuvetive ideas, and will add them once I can thanks for reading remember come in and buy. :)

EDIT: Woops I used my wrong account (forgot to log out on this one) sorry about that.

i have an idea

A pen of starved pigs
a pen 5 starved pigs, a knife and rope)
Starved pigs will eat anything you put to them. Use the knife to chop of their arms and legs if you want(SO THEY CANT FIGHT BACK/or just tie them up)

i have an idea

A pen of starved pigs
a pen 5 starved pigs, a knife and rope)
Starved pigs will eat anything you put to them. Use the knife to chop of their arms and legs if you want(SO THEY CANT FIGHT BACK/or just tie them up)

(OOC)

Hmmm I like the idea will add in a bit.

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Oh and bump :D