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The Wormwood Wizard greatest book dealer in the nation of Camel Eaters. Has recently become very rich and powerful due to the fact that he'd began selling some ancient texts that alot of people wanted.

Now though he is searching valiantly for telecommunications experts, calligraphers, and any investment firms that wish to put money into his prospering opium and book trade.

The Wizard would be glad for any replies

Lithis Comrennas Dalidorus III

bump for people to POST!!! I guess.

We can supply all of these things in exchange for the orginal copies of your books for our museums.

Ha! We wouldna' give these to you for a million monks. We can give you copies that over a three thousand years old for your museums. In exchange for employees.

Wormwood Wizard

Random Kingdom would love to employ an assassin to execute your so-called wizard, of course... :p

Ha! We wouldna' give these to you for a million monks. We can give you copies that over a three thousand years old for your museums. In exchange for employees.

Wormwood Wizard
That is acceptable.

Ravea can contract many skilled calligraphers to you for a price.

The Kingdom of Marabal is interested in sending you 4,000 monks to help youy copy all of these manuscripts. All we ask in return is a discount on any books we buy from you in the future.

The President of Marabal

Random Kingdom would love to employ an assassin to execute your so-called wizard, of course... :p
You ungrateful swine! I sent you five million out of my own pocket to build your country from a pile of mud into a respectable nation!

And thank you Praetonia I have already sent the books along their way.

Wormwood Wizard

Ravea a million dollars for twenty-five good calligraphists sound good?

Marabal we gladly accept these monks and all future purchases will be discounted.

Wormwood Wizard

You ungrateful swine! I sent you five million out of my own pocket to build your country from a pile of mud into a respectable nation!

And thank you Praetonia I have already sent the books along their way.

Wormwood Wizard
OOC: That was you? Also, was that coming from a nation stranded in the past? We're proud even to be in Modern Tech. Besides, we were just kidding. :confused:

OOC: That was you? Also, was that coming from a nation stranded in the past? We're proud even to be in Modern Tech. Besides, we were just kidding. :confused:
OOC: Actually I'm space tech/fantasy tech. Just thought you should know.

Very well. We shall be sending the monks by air, and they should arrive within fourty-eight hours. You may treat them however you wish, for they are now all yours. (thanks for the discounts.)

Would the Wormwood Wizard benefit in any way from information technology? Like his books being made into interactive CDs or something. If so, then Random Kingdom would be happy to send some nerds to set up the computers etc. Otherwise, we would be elated (is that the correct word) to send calligraphers over, who have had experience writing telephone directories in the Veratanese Script (an ornate alphabet requiring many swishes and flicks) and some experience doing the opposite.

We shall treat them like high classed slaves. Lots of freedom lots of work.

Would the Wormwood Wizard benefit in any way from information technology? Like his books being made into interactive CDs or something. If so, then Random Kingdom would be happy to send some nerds to set up the computers etc. Otherwise, we would be elated (is that the correct word) to send calligraphers over, who have had experience writing telephone directories in the Veratanese Script (an ornate alphabet requiring many swishes and flicks) and some experience doing the opposite.
We need nerds to set up computers to handle orders and such. The interactive CD might be good too. Mostly for schools though.

WOrmwood Wizard

We will send 40 nerds over to help you set up IT for the wizard. They are free but if you want, you can pay.

Let me see free or pay? Hmm. This is a toughy I'll take them free but I'll pour a few more million into you country.

Wormwood Wizard

Ravea a million dollars for twenty-five good calligraphists sound good?

Agreed. The calligraphists will be sent immedietly.

bumpaliciousnessocity

We will give you three-hundred printing presses and workers for them for one year, in exchange for 10 copies of each book you sell. We will pay the workers ourselves.

No dice my monks copy by hand until they die.

Wormwood Wizard