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Wormwood Wizard looks for more employees.

Camel Eaters
11-11-2004, 04:10
The Wormwood Wizard greatest book dealer in the nation of Camel Eaters. Has recently become very rich and powerful due to the fact that he'd began selling some ancient texts that alot of people wanted.

Now though he is searching valiantly for telecommunications experts, calligraphers, and any investment firms that wish to put money into his prospering opium and book trade.

The Wizard would be glad for any replies

Lithis Comrennas Dalidorus III
Camel Eaters
13-11-2004, 23:34
bump for people to POST!!! I guess.
Praetonia
13-11-2004, 23:36
We can supply all of these things in exchange for the orginal copies of your books for our museums.
Camel Eaters
13-11-2004, 23:43
Ha! We wouldna' give these to you for a million monks. We can give you copies that over a three thousand years old for your museums. In exchange for employees.

Wormwood Wizard
Random Kingdom
13-11-2004, 23:44
Random Kingdom would love to employ an assassin to execute your so-called wizard, of course... :p
Praetonia
13-11-2004, 23:46
Ha! We wouldna' give these to you for a million monks. We can give you copies that over a three thousand years old for your museums. In exchange for employees.

Wormwood Wizard
That is acceptable.
Ravea
13-11-2004, 23:47
Ravea can contract many skilled calligraphers to you for a price.
Marabal
13-11-2004, 23:48
The Kingdom of Marabal is interested in sending you 4,000 monks to help youy copy all of these manuscripts. All we ask in return is a discount on any books we buy from you in the future.

The President of Marabal
Camel Eaters
13-11-2004, 23:49
Random Kingdom would love to employ an assassin to execute your so-called wizard, of course... :p
You ungrateful swine! I sent you five million out of my own pocket to build your country from a pile of mud into a respectable nation!

And thank you Praetonia I have already sent the books along their way.

Wormwood Wizard
Camel Eaters
13-11-2004, 23:52
Ravea a million dollars for twenty-five good calligraphists sound good?

Marabal we gladly accept these monks and all future purchases will be discounted.

Wormwood Wizard
Random Kingdom
13-11-2004, 23:52
You ungrateful swine! I sent you five million out of my own pocket to build your country from a pile of mud into a respectable nation!

And thank you Praetonia I have already sent the books along their way.

Wormwood Wizard
OOC: That was you? Also, was that coming from a nation stranded in the past? We're proud even to be in Modern Tech. Besides, we were just kidding. :confused:
Camel Eaters
13-11-2004, 23:53
OOC: That was you? Also, was that coming from a nation stranded in the past? We're proud even to be in Modern Tech. Besides, we were just kidding. :confused:
OOC: Actually I'm space tech/fantasy tech. Just thought you should know.
Marabal
13-11-2004, 23:56
Very well. We shall be sending the monks by air, and they should arrive within fourty-eight hours. You may treat them however you wish, for they are now all yours. (thanks for the discounts.)
Random Kingdom
13-11-2004, 23:59
Would the Wormwood Wizard benefit in any way from information technology? Like his books being made into interactive CDs or something. If so, then Random Kingdom would be happy to send some nerds to set up the computers etc. Otherwise, we would be elated (is that the correct word) to send calligraphers over, who have had experience writing telephone directories in the Veratanese Script (an ornate alphabet requiring many swishes and flicks) and some experience doing the opposite.
Camel Eaters
14-11-2004, 00:01
We shall treat them like high classed slaves. Lots of freedom lots of work.
Camel Eaters
14-11-2004, 00:03
Would the Wormwood Wizard benefit in any way from information technology? Like his books being made into interactive CDs or something. If so, then Random Kingdom would be happy to send some nerds to set up the computers etc. Otherwise, we would be elated (is that the correct word) to send calligraphers over, who have had experience writing telephone directories in the Veratanese Script (an ornate alphabet requiring many swishes and flicks) and some experience doing the opposite.
We need nerds to set up computers to handle orders and such. The interactive CD might be good too. Mostly for schools though.

WOrmwood Wizard
Random Kingdom
14-11-2004, 00:17
We will send 40 nerds over to help you set up IT for the wizard. They are free but if you want, you can pay.
Camel Eaters
14-11-2004, 01:41
Let me see free or pay? Hmm. This is a toughy I'll take them free but I'll pour a few more million into you country.

Wormwood Wizard
Ravea
14-11-2004, 01:56
Ravea a million dollars for twenty-five good calligraphists sound good?

Agreed. The calligraphists will be sent immedietly.
Camel Eaters
14-11-2004, 20:56
bumpaliciousnessocity
Taldaan
14-11-2004, 21:09
We will give you three-hundred printing presses and workers for them for one year, in exchange for 10 copies of each book you sell. We will pay the workers ourselves.
Camel Eaters
14-11-2004, 21:12
No dice my monks copy by hand until they die.

Wormwood Wizard