NationStates Jolt Archive

A man stood in the wormwood. He was knobbly and crazed the greatest magicist in the history of Camel Eaters and he had a brand new bag...

Book of T'lak:
Written by hand in wine ink. The pages were made from bloody silt. This book lists mostly beginning demonology and some minor battle spells. Bound in leather. Cost $300 per manual.

The Humuncolus:
Written by hand in page blood. The pages were made from vellum. In-depth instructions on how to summon middle ranged demons and dozens of added spells and the like. Bound in membrane from what we're not quite sure. Cost $800 per manual.

Granger Proper:
Written by hand in the blood of the diseased. The pages were made from the flesh of a leperous cow. Hardcore manual on the plagues and pox that can be utilized in every form of magic. $2100 per manual.

The Volumes of Roemaakus:
Eight volume set. Written by hand in the blood of Sol. Each page is made from the pulp of wormwood. Each volume contains more information on the most dangerous and powerful demonic spells available. $4000 per volume. $32,000 per Volumes.

We also have the:
Necronomicon(this also comes with The Papyrus of Kolgyn if requested)
Book of the Dead (Egyptain, Etruscan, and Samarian and newly added Norman)
Al Azif (Arabic, German)
And we can find any other books one may or may not need as long as we get paid.
OOC: I am not a professional demonologist. Just a wee background in it so nobody come in and start correcting me. I've already admitted my ignorance.

"Wonderful, I would like to purchase a copy of the The Humuncolus, for if nothing else, a wonderful conversation piece or decorum.”
-High Judicature Mikial Zakrufs

I, Lord JWolf, will order:

Book of T'lak - 300
The Humuncolus - 800
Granger Proper - 2100
The Volumes of Roemaakus - 32000

Total = $35,200

Money sent.

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
Supreme Leader of the United States Alliance (U.S.A)
Member of the Alliance of Naggaroth (AoN)
Member of the ISEC
Member of the United Space Federation (USF)
Member of the Ottoman Alliance
Member of the Pact of Steel Alliance (PSA)
Charter Member of the Xeraphian Federation (AXE)

That'll be $800 or else.

Wormwood Wizard

I, Lord JWolf, will order:

Book of T'lak - 300
The Humuncolus - 800
Granger Proper - 2100
The Volumes of Roemaakus - 32000

Total = $35,200

***** Money wired *****

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
Supreme Leader of the United States Alliance
Member of the Alliance of Naggaroth (AoN)
Member of the ISEC
Member of the United Space Federation (USF)
Member of the Ottoman Alliance
Member of the Pact of Steel Alliance (PSA)
Charter Member of the Xeraphian Federation (AXE)
Were you not the ones that adopted those nice little werewolf children. You only owe me $30,000.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: Brimstone gonna' use these because if yes I can bring the wizard on a character.

Hmm... these may assist in our... research. I'll take a copy of each.

$35,200 to be wired upon confirmation.


-Emperor Alan Robert Ezriel Crossman II

Were you not the ones that adopted those nice little werewolf children. You only owe me $30,000.

Wormwood Wizard

Yeah that be me. Money sent.

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)

I'll take one of each. My people are on the verge of a magical breakthrough and, well, I will need the access to spells.

Total: $35,200.

Money wired upon confirmation of order.

"Or else what? You will use "magic" on me? Please, as I said I think wearing a book scribed in blood on velium would just add so much flavor. But out of no fear of your threat, merely out of duty you shall be paid your meaningless tribute of eight hundred dollars."

-High Judicature Mikial Zakrufs
Leader of the Mikosolf Directorate
.:Money Wired:.

Thank you Emperor Alan Robert Ezriel Crossman II.

Wormwood Wizard

There you go DemonLordEnigma. Threaten me not A Few Rich People for I am a crotchy old man.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: Brimstone gonna' use these because if yes I can bring the wizard on a character.

OOC: The Brimstone Mafia is not going to use them. Only Lord JWolf and his family are going to use them.

Thank you Emperor Alan Robert Ezriel Crossman II.

Wormwood Wizard

Ah, thank you. These shall come in handy for the Imperium.

OOC: Damn I wanted to use the Wizard in the Mafia War RP. *pouts*

IC:

Megumi Chidori of Tanthan, the religious leader of the Empire of Tanthan wishes to place and order for:

100,000,000 Book of T'lak - 300,000,000
100,000,000 The Humuncolus - 800,000,000
100,000,000 Granger Proper - 2,100,000,000
100,000,000 The Volumes of Roemaakus - 32,000,000,000

Money for this purchase comes from saved up religious government budget. The total comes to $34,200,000,000. Money will be wired on confirmation.

OOC: Damn I wanted to use the Wizard in the Mafia War RP. *pouts*

OOC: I'm not going to do the mafia war right now but it will be in my head. So, I will forget about it. I'm on my new homeworld RP and Coreworlds' Jedi RP.

A hundred million thank you's!!! I will pray for you every night!!!

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: I'm not going to do the mafia war right now but it will be in my head. So, I will forget about it. I'm on my new homeworld RP and Coreworlds' Jedi RP.
Yeah I'm just saying I hope that the Wizard can have a place in the RP when you finally do get around to it.

OOCL was that a confirmation CE?

OOC: All the profit is going to one guy so he freaked out. Now he can afford to employ hundreds of monks so he can make even more books faster.

Message delivered to CE:

The Imperial Department of Metaphysical Research would like to purchase two sets of books. We wish to compare them to our manuals and to possibly make any corrections that might be needed, either in yours or ours. The second set would be used as a control group.

Upon confirmation we will send a ship to pick up the two sets. Please send coordinants for the vessel to land.

The $70,400 will be paid in person when the two sets are handed over, if you wish.

OOC: yay! (I am not going to summon evil demons to kill everyone in modern RP lol, just its practiced religion.)

Or... I could just use a transportation moth and have it there faster. The money can be wired to my Swiss bank account which I will soon clean out.

Wormwood Wizard
New Owner of the Wormwood and the Bloodless Moors

bumpaliciousnessocity

The money is wired and the ship is already waiting.

We're using the moths to intercept the thingy with the flying and the picking up stuff.

Shifty ISA Agent: "Do you have the Necronomicon? We might need that."

Necronomicon the thing that tells people how to raise things from the dead. Well for a large nominal fee we can find a manuscript of it for you.

Wormwood Wizard

Uh, name a price...

"Dude, this is gonna be so cool! We're gonna have a fucking zombie army!"


"I think this is illegal. There has to be some law against undead armies under International Law."

"Yeah, it's under the "brain eating" part. That's not allowed."

"Damn."

"Who gives a flying fuck... zombies, man! Zombies!"

We'll pay as needed.

$800,000 and for $9000 more we'll throw in a copy of The Papyrus of Kolgyn.

Wormwood Wizard

The money will be delivered by a shady milk man at noon tomorrow. Would you prefer precious metals, electronic transaction receipts, or small bills?

(Suitcases of pure opium are also offered.)

A third opium a third reading glasses and the last third mutton. The monks are getting hungry and eye sored. And the opium that's for selling at jacked up prices to the Chinese to make alot of money.

Wormwood Wizard
Now the richest book merchant in the country.

The briefcases will be delivered by noon. Thankyou, and have a nice day.

At least, until the Hordes of E-ville kill us all. Whee!

You have a nice day as well. And if you try and attack us with your zombie hordes well we shall crush you underneath our collective boots.

That Guy in the Corner With the Bayonet.
Employed by the Wormwood Wizard to threaten people.

Oh, we would never do that.

Damn it, go to plan B, Dave.

Could I buy some copies of those books too?

Message to Dave.
"Want a job? We'll most likely pay better than your former employer."

Wormwood Wizard

Uh... sure!

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David Johnson, a local telecommunications worker, was found beheaded in his hotel room last night. Police have ruled it a "terrible combing accident" and blame a falty tooth on the small travel-comb. No charges were filed, and the body was accidentally cremated.

Could I buy some copies of those books too?
Certainly that'll be $809,000.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: We'll start back on the War of the Alchemists thing when the other guys get back.

bumpaliciousnessocity. So good in the morning.

What other Ancient books do you have?

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)

The ones we listed are most of our stock. But if you named one we might be able t find it for you.

Wormwood Wizard

Ok. Will get back to you later.

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)

Do you have the Book of the Dead? I have been looking for it.

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)

Would you like it in Samarian, Etruscan, or Egyptian for original texts. Or English for easy reference.

Wormwood Wizard

We'll take every damn one of those books. Times 20. Each.

We've encountered a little... difficulty... in ProtoSpace.

Also, if you happen to have the Necronomicon, we'd be REALLY happy...

Whatever books on Demonology you can scrounge up, we'll buy. Same deal.

Whatever 10 billion gets us. INCLUDING EXPRESS SHIPPING.

Just send it to Vizion International, they'll know where to direct you.

10 Billion that'll cover every single book we have with enough monks to create a hundred copies of each. Every reference and spell book known to man and a few that aren't should do the trick. It's been sent to you via Vizion International Camel Eaters Terminals.

Wormwood Wizard
Proud owner of several hundred airports and opium ranches. Over a thousand monks employed.

(OOC: Please note: All large armies of undead created for "the greater good of the living" in magical means WILL attract Ermor's attention and WILL cause swift and decisive action against it. In what form is something that shall remain a secret until such a thing happens.)

OOC: Hey I just sell the books. No reason to come down on me.

(OOC: Just giving all the people who might think about creating massive armies of undead with your books a head's up. If they do it, Ermor will react most violently. You can sell the books just as much as you want to, that I don't care about. That's all.)

OOC: You want to buy some books? There cheap for such good quality.

Certainly that'll be $809,000.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: We'll start back on the War of the Alchemists thing when the other guys get back.

IC: We'll take 1000 of them, total comes to $809,000,000 money wired on confirmation.

Would you like it in Samarian, Etruscan, or Egyptian for original texts. Or English for easy reference.

Wormwood Wizard

Egyptian. How much?

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)

Money Wired.

Lets just say that Dagon is being a bitch at the moment...

I'll never look at tuna the same again.

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Egyptian. $1,000,000. I know the price may be high but it's hard to find monks fluent in Egyptian.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: Sorry I was gone so long. Had to play Halo 2.

Egyptian. $1,000,000. I know the price may be high but it's hard to find monks fluent in Egyptian.

Wormwood Wizard

Money sent.

I'm looking for the Al Azif and it's translations. You happen to have those?

Our Satanism community has requested, and been granted, 10,000 full copies of The Volumes of Roemaakus. $320,000,000 will be sent upon delivery, preferably in a discreet package so as not to scare our Wiccan citizens.

bump for confirmations ^^

DemonLordEnigma we have Al Azif and its translated version (German) your order comes to $500,000

Independent Wiccans we have sent the Volumes in a nice discreet plane that says Wormwood Wizard's Dark Books on the side hopefully that will not freak them out.

Tanthan order confirmed the books are on their way.

Wormwood Wizard

Greetings, Camel Eaters.

I would like to acquire every known spell and books of magic that are available. Sharina is in dire need of magical knowledge as it is the only Technology Nation in Sharina Prime. All the other nations and continents in Sharina Prime are of a magical or mystical nature.

I am willing to make a payment of $50 billion dollars for as many different magical books as possible. We need to begin studying magic, and hopefully become magically sophiscated to match our advanced technology.

Live well,
President Rand Veristek

I'll take it.

Money wired.

$50 Billion? I friggin' love you. I've had my monks working overtime on this order (no food until they're done with a book). I currently have every single one of my ships flying to your country to deposit the books and gather the money.

Wormwood Wizard
A New World Conglomerate

$50 Billion? I friggin' love you. I've had my monks working overtime on this order (no food until they're done with a book). I currently have every single one of my ships flying to your country to deposit the books and gather the money.

Wormwood Wizard
A New World Conglomerate

Greetings Wormwood Wizard,

The money will be waiting for your ships once they arrive. I am quite looking forward to learning about magic and how to use it.

Live well,
President Rand Veristek

The National Marabal Science And Technology Research Organization (NMSATRO) would like to order:

- one copy of the The Humuncolus

The money shall be sent apon conformation


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IC: Our religious people who have gone as far as to dedicate a city and an entire island in the southern part of the Quata Islands (the southern part now known as Mahobura Islands) wish to request that some of these rare and almost mythical books be found. (yes they exist in real life) These are:

Books Of Moses (eight books)
Frabato
Key Of Solomon The King
Liber Kaos
The Magus (two books)
Occult Philosophy (three books)
Rites Of Odin

If you have them we would like to buy many many copies, just name the price. The Books of Moses set is one of the most wanted books (namely the sixth-eight ones). Hope you have them.

Just so you know, Al Azif and the Necronomicon are the same book. Al Azif is the original Arabic title, while Necronomicon is the Greek title that became the official title of all following translations.

Oh, I want 1,000,000 each of the following:

Book of T'lak
The Humuncolus
Granger Proper
The Volumes of Roemaakus

Total = $35,200,000,000

OOC: Thank you for the correction but the Arabic version has some fundamental differences between the Greek. Different incantations and rights.

Tanthan some of my best customers. I would love to supply you with more books. By the way it is the Book of Magus. Your newset order comes to $4,000,000.

DemonLordEnigma the books are on the way. Thanks to all of your orders we have been able to employ over three thousand monks.

Marabal you can have the one copy for free. We have a large surplus.

Wormwood Wizard
Richest Man in Camel Eaters

Eight ships filled with books and manuals on the dark arts landed in Sharina. The men unloaded the huge and heavy carge before collecting the money.

Since the book set we have is a nice $4 mil for a set can we get 5000 sets of them. This total comes to $12 bil and will be paid for largely by our Spirituality and then Education budgets.

Wow I'm getting richer and richer. I love you all!

Wormwood Wizard

IC: I hope you have a large library of books so that we can continue purchasing more and more books as the years go by.

Since your ability to provide our citizens urge for magic they have made there own city and wish to be a offically recognized as a small magical force in the world, here's the facts on the city.

Mahoshoujo City (Quata Islands, Mahobura Islands)
A city run prodominately by girls, strong believers in magic all forms of magic, found off the in the lower portion of the Quata islands on the Mahobura Islands the city is strongly defended and is considered an indepentant part of the Empire of Tanthan, however Mahoshoujo City and the area around it is very heavily funded by Tanthan. The education system for Mahoshoujo City is very much like that of other parts of the nation with one difference. School uniforms are black shirts and skirts and capes are allowable for girls and black pants and shirt with a cape for boys studying black magic, while students studying white mage and witchcraft wear traditional sailor fuku uniforms and blue uniforms for boys as the rest of Tanthan does, for those special students who study all types of magic and physical combat wear red capes with the uniforms. A large library in the western part of the city stores millions of books and the underground section of it contains books all relevent to magic. This city takes great pride in knowing all about magic and a large part of government funding goes to the city and its wishes. The city is very heavily defended on its own and does not appear to need any help defending itself due to the massive amount of defense on islands, invasion of the islands is said to be impossible. The population for the city is currently at 10 million people. 90% Girls 10% Boys. Average IQ: 110. Characteristics of Mahoshoujo City citizens: Strong personality, smart and curious, very open and honorable.



Also in such an annoucement we want to know any suggestions of books for the following types of magic if you know any. These are White Magician, Black Magician, Mage, Elemental Magic, Diviner, Conjurer, Healer, Wizard, Priest/Cleric, Satanist. Any information on choice books for these types of magic would be nice.

White Magic and Healing and Clerical Magic:
Rather similar so the books are interchangable. The White Oak Chronicles $800 per full set. Contains 16 books in all.

Wizard and Mage:
Rather close so the books are interchangeable. A Magicist's First Compendium, Magic and Wealth, and The Retina of the Man are all good each comes for $50 per book.

Diviner and Conjurer:
Rather similar so books are interchangeable. The Way of the Fey, A Trickster's Guide to Magic, and Raven's Dove are perfect for such classes $30 per book.

Elemantal:
A stand alone magic but the books can be used by advanced Wizard/Mage students. The Green Man's Odyssey, Dirt Battle Magic, and Fifity Trees are an Army. $40 per book.

Black Magician and Satanist:
Close enough to be interchangeable. The Book of Worms, Hypocrisy in the White, and Demons of the Worlds are rather good. We also suggest buying the books originally listed for this shop. $54 per book.

Wormwood Wizard

Regarding the Dark Spell Books, 1,000 of each would be appreciated (including Egyptian Book of the Dead, Necronomicon (including Papyrus of Kolygn, and 500 German and 500 Arabic Al Azif). Money wired upon delivery.

Books are being delivered. Your coffers better be deep you owe me $89,000,000. Pay or no delivery.

Wormwood Wizard

IC: Since we believe in standardization of equipment for our students we wish to purchase 10 million of The White Oak Chronicles. The total comes to $8,000,000,000. Money wired on confirmation. It will be paid by our religious budget of course.

P.S. How much are the other books?

::Money wired::

One copy for free? Cool thanks

The Imperial Museum of Praetonia wishes to purchase one copy of each book, provided that they are original.

OOC: What is with these random magic storefronts? *see another random annoying craze around the corner* *opens a random magic storefront*

White Magic and Healing and Clerical Magic:
Rather similar so the books are interchangable. The White Oak Chronicles $800 per full set. Contains 16 books in all.

Wizard and Mage:
Rather close so the books are interchangeable. A Magicist's First Compendium, Magic and Wealth, and The Retina of the Man are all good each comes for $50 per book.

Diviner and Conjurer:
Rather similar so books are interchangeable. The Way of the Fey, A Trickster's Guide to Magic, and Raven's Dove are perfect for such classes $30 per book.

Elemantal:
A stand alone magic but the books can be used by advanced Wizard/Mage students. The Green Man's Odyssey, Dirt Battle Magic, and Fifity Trees are an Army. $40 per book.

Black Magician and Satanist:
Close enough to be interchangeable. The Book of Worms, Hypocrisy in the White, and Demons of the Worlds are rather good. We also suggest buying the books originally listed for this shop. $54 per book.

Wormwood Wizard
OOC: Fixed it for Tanthan.

IC: Praetonia do you take me for a fool? An original copy is worth millions.

OOC: No kidding the origanal copies of these books are priceless to believers and its like similar to having catholics owning the FIRST hand-written copy of the bible with no changes and no omitting of parts. Its kinda like that.

IC: Since your list has grown we will purchase copies for everyone of our city's residents. This list includes:

A Magicist's First Compendium, Magic and Wealth, and The Retina of the Man; 10 million copies of each for $1,500,000,000.

Diviner and Conjurer:
The Way of the Fey, A Trickster's Guide to Magic, and Raven's Dove; 10 million copies of each for a total of $900,000,000.

Elemantal:
The Green Man's Odyssey, Dirt Battle Magic, and Fifity Trees are an Army; 10 million copies of each for a total of $1,200,000,000.

Black Magician and Satanist:
Close enough to be interchangeable. The Book of Worms, Hypocrisy in the White, and Demons of the Worlds; 10 million copies of each for a total of $1,620,000,000.

The total comes to $5,220,000,000 for the books. Money wired upon confirmation.

Random Kingdom believes that these so-called "dark spellbooks" are a con. The spells inside these are probably random words churned together to churn cash out of government budgets. If Camel Eaters cannot prove that these really do conjure the arcane magics of the dark occult, or something like that, Random Kingdom will condemn this storefront.

IC: On behalf of the defense of Camel Eaters we wish to show you a group students who has been excelling in our elemental magic at an unusual rate. (this before the books arrive and the skill is far lower due to a lack of teaching, but with the books it will grow far stronger faster)
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In the video there are two objects, several young 10-15 year-old girls in their black shirt and shirt and a piece of paper on a dummy target

The raven haired girls step out into the light and begins concentrating, chanting the spell as she concentrates deeply, her hair begins to blow a bit as she makes the winds pick up and become noticiably far stronger. Then the paper on the dummy begins to smolder and smoke, at last it bursts into flame and then it dies out.
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Don't be to impressed these are students who have yet to learn the true power of magic, but still even those who are trained at a much lower skill level can still do amazing things, with books at our side the fundamentals and knowledge of the world will be opened.

IC: On behalf of the defense of Camel Eaters we wish to show you a group students who has been excelling in our elemental magic at an unusual rate. (this before the books arrive and the skill is far lower due to a lack of teaching, but with the books it will grow far stronger faster)
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In the video there are two objects, several young 10-15 year-old girls in their black shirt and shirt and a piece of paper on a dummy target

The raven haired girls step out into the light and begins concentrating, chanting the spell as she concentrates deeply, her hair begins to blow a bit as she makes the winds pick up and become noticiably far stronger. Then the paper on the dummy begins to smolder and smoke, at last it bursts into flame and then it dies out.
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Don't be to impressed these are students who have yet to learn the true power of magic, but still even those who are trained at a much lower skill level can still do amazing things, with books at our side the fundamentals and knowledge of the world will be opened.
Special effects.

OOC: heh...you wish when collectively the population could create some interesting for even future tech nation.

Random Kingdom there are higher powers at work than those you can observe and if you wish for a demonstration then come to my wood and moor I will show thee magic.

By the way Tanthan we forever love and appreciate your business. You have given so many monks jobs that people have begun naming children after your city. Mahoshoujo Oiben was born yesterday.

Wormwood Wizard

IC:

Since you have provided so many good books for us we want something a...a little more powerful and a little more dangerous for our advancing students. They can be from any type of magic, but something requiring many years of knowledge and is of way higher skill then most people will ever come across. Also if you happen to know the MASTER class types of books which have the highest and most complex forms of magic with the longest and greatest spells we will pay a very high price for them. Something to set our most gifted and powerful students something to stive for.

OOC: (ya the so called forbidden magic of the world is what we are looking for, something a little more complex then calling on things like phantoms and making objects instantly combust.)

Ah. Yes The Scandinavian Book of the Wolf for example. It mixes every type of magic into a cacphony of destruction. Or The Celtic Books of Dagda can teach the reader how to stop the very Sun. Maybe even The Old Zimbabwe Book of Jackal and Book of Lion calls ancient Empires to life in the form of armies. Oh and the Slavic Book of Boar and Flame capable of rendering an entire country completely useless in every way. Once they have mastered all these books between them. The assorted students may posses the Book of Sand. Tell me which books you'd like and I will give you an estimate.

Wormwood Wizard

IC: Ah yes....books so rare and so powerful their very existance and titles give a sense of sheer power. As always we wish to purchase them all, with Book of Sand going to be purchased later, we currently have no skilled enough students to even comprend it. Name your price, these books will no doubt be purchased in much smaller numbers then the others due to the extremely high level of understanding for them to even pose of some use to the users.

We will let you have one hundred copies of each for no more than $4,000,000. Admitedly these books are worth much more by themselves. But because we respect you so much and so many have been benefitted by your purchases you get a huge discount.

Wormwood Wizard

IC: Thank you very much, $4,000,000 has been wired to you, and how much for the all powerful Book of Sand? (I am expecting a billion+ price here just to let you know).

Once every single one of your advanced students has mastered the books we've sent I will prepare the copy of the Book of Sand myself. I will deliver it myself with no charge. Anyone who masters all that magic deserves The Book of Sand.

Respectfully
Wormwood Wizard

I'm just kind of gonna assume you've sent the books.

Yeah I posted a confirmation like three pages back.

IC: It will take 2 years to have the first students to master the books because of the complexity of the books and the fact that these are currently the best of the best. Only 250 of the students qualify to be in the advanced class so far, the ages range from 12-34. They are going to be cut-down though to a number predicted to less then 5 by the first year and 2-3 tops by the end of studying them. Only a few have the ability and the goal to know as much as they can about magic.

Yeah I posted a confirmation like three pages back.

sorry, didnt see it.

That is why The Book of Sand will be free.

Wormwood Wizard

Random Kingdom there are higher powers at work than those you can observe and if you wish for a demonstration then come to my wood and moor I will show thee magic.

By the way Tanthan we forever love and appreciate your business. You have given so many monks jobs that people have begun naming children after your city. Mahoshoujo Oiben was born yesterday.

Wormwood Wizard
Could do.

I can hardly wait for you to arrive.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: I believe he will be pleasantly surprised about magic when he sees it first hand.

OOC: Aye then.

OOC: Fixed it for Tanthan.

IC: Praetonia do you take me for a fool? An original copy is worth millions.
And we can pay millions, if need be.

Nay we will not relinquish these books. You'd have to take them by force. And my warriors are well skilled in battle.

Wormwood Wizard

HaHa, you think you can defeat the Imperial Guard by waving a stick at them, eh? Nevertheless, some ancient book of tricks is not worth mens' lives.

Threaten me again and see what an ancient book of tricks can do. And yes the lives of your men should not be sacrificed by the thousands to procure my books.

Wormwood Wizard

I do not believe that I threatened you. For someone who sells so many books you aren't too good at reading, Mr Wormwood.

- Lucius Agrippa, MP, Minister for Foreign Affairs

I'm sorry my Praetorian isn't to good. We are willing to offer you some ancient copies of these texts just not the originals.

Wormwood Wizard

OOC: Read the employees thread for my responce.

OOC: Yeah I saw that and responded.

OOC: I'm thinking of having the Wizard spread out into organ farming. What do y'all think?

hmm organ farming....you mean there is another way then getting it off of dead soldiers on the battlefield?! mmmm yes take them without killing and risk damaging the product.....our elderly will love it!

We use pigs and prisoners but that will work too.

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