NationStates Jolt Archive

*The phone rang in the Prince's Beach Side Estate. His servant immediately walked over and picked up the phone, it was the manager of the Country's most prosperous coal mine.
Servant: House of his majesty the Prince
Manager: Yes I have some very important news for his majesty... during our daily routine we discovered a large deposit of diamonds.
Servant: Please hold I will alert his majesty
*After being alerted Prince Alexander Cooksey gets up and takes the reciever
Prince: yes?
Servant: Sir I informed your servant on this very important find, during our daily routine we discovered a large deposit of diamonds. This is in no means a small find. I urge you to send some support so we can help secure this deposit
Prince: Sure thing, I will send my most trusted men down there and will also be down there shortly
Servant: Yes sir, we will prepare for your arrival.
*The Prince hangs up and makes a few calls. He orders a detachment of ground troops to deploy at the mine. He then calls for his driver and heads to the mine himself.
---------------------------Some Time Later-------------------------------
*The prince arrives at the mine in his vintage Rolls Royce. He steps out of the car and heads down to the mine with his entourage.
Prince: So this is it eh?
*stares in awe at the great find*
Miner: yes sir this is it
*looks at his personal assistant
Prince: Write this down, I want you to make sure a 25% raise is given to every man involved in this find, this fine country may now finally be able to compete with the rest of the world

ooh good news! I like diamonds and like to buy them even more! :p

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OOC: So will you like be selling the diamonds or what? A price per diamond is pretty good lol.

Maybe RCII can purchase these diamonds for research in some sort of new laser-based firearm...

I can see it now...

*A single man stands in the middle of a room, surrounded by others in bright red lab coats. One of the men in red steps foreward, followed shortly by the others. As they begin to approach the man in the center, a twisted smile emerges from his pale face.
He pulls up his sleeve, revealing a diamond implant in his wrist. All in one motion, he throws his torso backward and juts his diamond arm towards the cieling. Bright green beams flash for a second, and all of the red-coats fall over.
Suddenly, confetti falls from the cieling, and it is revealed that RCII's employee of the month has been selected based on most scientists killed in a minute. As a reward, he is shot out of our nation by a cannon, and never seen or heard from again.

Maybe I'll start testing this with the dumber employees...