Haiti
10-11-2004, 01:15
The expansive Islamic-Communist terrorist group known as People's Jihad, having ruled Haiti for over eighty years and established a firm foothold throughout the rest of the world, have begun to threaten the international communitywith terrorist attacks funded and perpetuated by the government unless the international community recognizes the rogue nation and raises trade barriers immediately.
"Our mujahideen will stop at nothing to liberate our brothers and sisters from the oppressors - infidel and burgeoisie alike! If these foolish nations continue to starve our people and bombard our shores with enemies of the revolution, we shall export OUR revolution - along with thousands upon thousands of our suicide bombers, angry mobs, and our weapons of mass liberation." claims Comrade Shah Omar Tah'Shed, Haiti's Head of State.
In a shocking press statement, Comrade Shah Omar Tah'Shed also revealed the regime's massive nuclear, chemical and biological weapons program has successfully produced over 4,000 nuclear warheads loaded onto various Soviet-era ICBMs, as well as assembled a sizable arsenal of several deadly toxins, such as anthrax and botulance, and chemical weapons such as sarin gas.
The question remains: How will the international community react?
"Our mujahideen will stop at nothing to liberate our brothers and sisters from the oppressors - infidel and burgeoisie alike! If these foolish nations continue to starve our people and bombard our shores with enemies of the revolution, we shall export OUR revolution - along with thousands upon thousands of our suicide bombers, angry mobs, and our weapons of mass liberation." claims Comrade Shah Omar Tah'Shed, Haiti's Head of State.
In a shocking press statement, Comrade Shah Omar Tah'Shed also revealed the regime's massive nuclear, chemical and biological weapons program has successfully produced over 4,000 nuclear warheads loaded onto various Soviet-era ICBMs, as well as assembled a sizable arsenal of several deadly toxins, such as anthrax and botulance, and chemical weapons such as sarin gas.
The question remains: How will the international community react?