Frenzberrie
10-11-2004, 00:23
On November 10, 750 TA (2004 AD), Frenz Co. (owned by the Frenzberrian Army) will release the latest in war games.
"Frenzberrian Army: The Lorderexian Campaign" will be the next step in propa....i mean our expanding endevour to bring a real life experience to many of those who would be interested in military careers. We hope this will prove to be a wise use of our taxpayers money." says CEO of Frenz Co., General Calcus Emerison. "When we started the beta testing, we had nearly 90% of the testers enlist in the army within just 12 hours of gameplay. Many of them where younger than the age minimum of 15, but some as young as 12 where able to slip through the cracks. They'll be spending the next decade in jail, I assure you."
The game will be released on most consoles and will be shipped nationwide, as well as to a few "other" nations that the Army has deemed acceptable to recruit from.
The game was stopped mid-production for a few weeks due to complaints that the game caused bipolar disorder. Those complaining have been removed from the picture.
FNT Channel 6 News
November 9, 750 TA (2004 AD)
"Frenzberrian Army: The Lorderexian Campaign" will be the next step in propa....i mean our expanding endevour to bring a real life experience to many of those who would be interested in military careers. We hope this will prove to be a wise use of our taxpayers money." says CEO of Frenz Co., General Calcus Emerison. "When we started the beta testing, we had nearly 90% of the testers enlist in the army within just 12 hours of gameplay. Many of them where younger than the age minimum of 15, but some as young as 12 where able to slip through the cracks. They'll be spending the next decade in jail, I assure you."
The game will be released on most consoles and will be shipped nationwide, as well as to a few "other" nations that the Army has deemed acceptable to recruit from.
The game was stopped mid-production for a few weeks due to complaints that the game caused bipolar disorder. Those complaining have been removed from the picture.
FNT Channel 6 News
November 9, 750 TA (2004 AD)