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Seaside Cafe, Liberty City, Invincible Military Regime of Roach-Busters, 9:01 P.M.

The scene was a small oceanside cafe. Two young lovers, a beautiful but ditsy blond and a dork with a ridiculous fake French accent, were exchanging cordial conversation, drinking cappuccinos, and peering at the sun setting beyond the horizon, suffusing the ocean in a golden, shimmering light. "I love you," she said, kissing him. "You are so handsome."
"And you are the most beautiful woman in the world," he replied, leaning forward to return the kiss.
Unfortunately, a police officer happened to be present. He strolled over to the young couple, roughly hauled the young man out of his seat, yanked his hands behind his back, and handcuffed him.
"What'd I do, officer?" he asked.
The officer said, "You had the unmitigated gall to hint that there is a woman on this earth with beauty surpassing that of the First Lady. Come with me, scumbag. May God have mercy on your soul."
The young man was gagged, tied up, and tossed into the back of a black van with tinted, soundproof windows. The van sped off to a federal prison more than a hundred miles away.
The young woman, realizing she would never see him again, began to weep.

Roach-Busters Federal Prison #64, District 11

The young man was shoved out of the van into a small, tight, vacant room less than four feet by four feet. The walls, floor, and ceiling were perfectly flat and smooth, and constructed of hard cement. The door, which had a tiny barred window about the size of a driver's license, was quickly slammed shut, causing the walls to vibrate slightly and the sound to echo through the lonely, desolate halls of the prison.
Ten minutes later, a 7'5", 450 lb. man with disgustingly huge muscles, a barrel-shaped chest, a ten-packed abdomen, profusely bulging veins, a thick neck like a tree trunk, and ham-sized fists harder than iron, staggered into the room. His head was shaved bald, his teeth were huge, straight, and stark white, and he had small, vacant, beady eyes glittering with malice and contempt for the poor young man imprisoned in the cell.
"What you did was so stupid, I don't even feel sorry for you," the big man said, looking at the young man as if he were nothing more than a clod of buffalo droppings. "As a matter of fact, I think I'll enjoy this."

He grabbed the young man by the collar and dragged him to the basement, where abominable pain, excruciating agony, and a painful death awaited him.

Tickets to the execution are available, if anyone is interested.

Dear lord get a grip! People are entitled to theri opinion and mine is that my soon to be wife Jenevee Wales is more beautiful than your wife. And that man although he deserved to die for the fake french accent and dating a ditz did not deserve to die for offering his opinion.

Linfield Hannon

"Glad to see other nations willing crack down upon the idiotic denizens. And though I cannot attent I would like to send an aid to catch it on vid-screen."
-High Judicature Mikial Zakrufs

Dear lord get a grip! People are entitled to theri opinion and mine is that my soon to be wife Jenevee Wales is more beautiful than your wife. And that man although he deserved to die for the fake french accent and dating a ditz did not deserve to die for offering his opinion.

Linfield Hannon

In Roach-Busters, everyone is entitled to his/her opinion, unless they insult the First Lady, in which case we exterminate them.

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No other comments?

Its just one person, I over threw the ruling Board of Directors and installed my own and no one blinked as I began doing black op raids to gather up people for gladitorial and slave mining work...

I mean no... yah... no...heh...

Come on, people, I'm bored.

Transmission to the Roach-Busting people of Roach-Busters

Let us take the prisoner, if you please.

Thanks.

Transmission to the Roach-Busting people of Roach-Busters

Let us take the prisoner, if you please.

Thanks.

No, he committed a capital crime. He's gonna die.

[Joke IC]

"Well, I think the Roach-Bustin' First Lady is a pretty sexy beast myself," commented the secretary of state nonchalantly. "Tu es tres tres sexy!"

[Joke IC]

"Well, I think the Roach-Bustin' First Lady is a pretty sexy beast myself," commented the secretary of state nonchalantly.

Hey. Don't get any ideas. ;)

Disgusting, just becuase your wife is ugly does not mean you need to execute people for it.

-The Dictator of Darkana

Disgusting, just becuase your wife is ugly does not mean you need to execute people for it.

-The Dictator of Darkana

Be grateful you're not in RB right now.

-President J.L.

No one's interested in tickets? :(

"I have said, I would like a ticket to send an aid to capture it on vidscreen, for I myself cannont attentend."
-H.J. Mikial
((OOC: Yes I would be liking to come yes.))

"I have said, I would like a ticket to send an aid to capture it on vidscreen, for I myself cannont attentend."
-H.J. Mikial
((OOC: Yes I would be liking to come yes.))

You can purchase the execution on DVD if you'd like for only $19.95. (Whereas tickets cost $50)

Official Imperial Statement

Despicable! How dare that cad say something so base and untrue with regards to the first lady! The Empire expresses its utmost outrage, and hopes that the man will die like the dog he is.

We are all aware that the first lady is most beautiful, her beauty only surpassed by that of Emperor Antonius's mistress (OOC: shameless shot). We will gladly purchase tickets to watch the phony frenchman beg for mercy, and will dispatch Colonel Mikhail Slobodov to personally slap the man in the face with a Polish sausage in a most degrading and humerous fashion.

A penny saved is a penny earned,or some such like that, so no ticket for me. But still, good show on treating those dogs like they deserve.

Official Imperial Statement

Despicable! How dare that cad say something so base and untrue with regards to the first lady! The Empire expresses its utmost outrage, and hopes that the man will die like the dog he is.

We are all aware that the first lady is most beautiful, her beauty only surpassed by that of Emperor Antonius's mistress (OOC: shameless shot). We will gladly purchase tickets to watch the phony frenchman beg for mercy, and will dispatch Colonel Mikhail Slobodov to personally slap the man in the face with a Polish sausage in a most degrading and humerous fashion.

We look forward to seeing you there. :)

Tylinoa will also buy tickets to this event, we hope to see the fake frenchman beg for mercy. The Vice President of Tylinoa, Jace Turner, would like to get a front row ticket if possible, as well as 20 more front row seats to any other political member of Tylinoa that will attend.

Tylinoa will also buy tickets to this event, we hope to see the fake frenchman beg for mercy. The Vice President of Tylinoa, Jace Turner, would like to get a front row ticket if possible, as well as 20 more front row seats to any other political member of Tylinoa that will attend.

Because you and GE are allies, your tickets are free.

I will post the execution somewhere else online. If I posted it here, I would be deleted in a heartbeat. If you would like to witness it, TG me and I'll send you a link.

Be grateful you're not in RB right now.

-President J.L.

There is no need for threats.

-The Dictator of Darkana

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(If anyone wants to see it, TG me)

Dum-de-dum-dum-dum...

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(No one else wants to see it?)

*Crickets chirp in the background*

While we do not condone such civil rights violations, the High Priestess of Zzlorak would enjoy watching the cruel merciless death of this person(perferably with maximum blood and gore).

Be grateful you're not in RB right now.

-President J.L.

He should be very grateful.

[un]Official Statement from The Rosian Ministry of Commerce:

I'd bang her.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
http://www.ssinf.sv.gov.yu/face/amirn2.jpg

so many mixed feelings! :confused:
on one hand i love the oppertunity to see torture and/or death, it goes on a lot in my kingdom but perhaps you would have better ideas.
on the other hand i am a sexist pig and i hate the idea ofa lady on top.

hmmmmmm, i know!!!
i'll watch this presentation and then send one of my Trojan SS class assassins after this "first lady"

nice little guys, they are pumped up with all kinds of artificial stimulants, i hear they feel no pain. well bye for now!

yours sincerley;

GENERAL KROM

P.S me too

While we do not condone such civil rights violations, the High Priestess of Zzlorak would enjoy watching the cruel merciless death of this person(perferably with maximum blood and gore).

If anyone wants to witness it, TG me for the link.

No one even wants to condemn me?

[un]Official Statement from The Rosian Ministry of Commerce:

I'd bang her.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff
http://www.ssinf.sv.gov.yu/face/amirn2.jpg

Imperial Statement, Not Exactly Official But Maybe Sort of Is Offical Although It Does In No Way Represent the Views of the Imperial Government Unless of Course it Does

Ditto

(OOC: Who the heck are you guys talking about, the First Lady, or the blond? :confused: )

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We're talkin about the First Lady.

We're talkin about the First Lady.

IC: How dare you!? No one has the right to [insert word here] but me! :mad:

IC: How dare you!? No one has the right to [insert word here] but me! :mad:

At that moment a particularly random RB citizen popped up behind J.L.'s chair pointed and spoke thus:

"Hey look everybody! J.L.'s turning red! Ha Ha!"

He then dived out of a window and plummeted to his death.

[OOC - Lol!]

Official Presidential Statement

I know a fifteen year old slut on the street corner who is hotter than that pathetic rhinosaurus. But... can I have a picture? I have some pent-up sexual needs to fulfill...

President George
Ruler of Grenval

"That brutish execution disgusted me! Your atrocious actions sicken and sadden me!"


Czar Roger Fabus

[OOC - Lol!]

Official Presidential Statement

I know a fifteen year old slut on the street corner who is hotter than that pathetic rhinosaurus. But... can I have a picture? I have some pent-up sexual needs to fulfill...

President George
Ruler of Grenval


Ooc- Your leader married one of the sisters of Paul Stahlecker (Victoria Stahlecker) thus he had should have no sexual issues....

[OOC - Lol!]

Official Presidential Statement

I know a fifteen year old slut on the street corner who is hotter than that pathetic rhinosaurus. But... can I have a picture? I have some pent-up sexual needs to fulfill...

President George
Ruler of Grenval

That 'pathetic rhinoceras' happens to my RL g.f., so please refrain from insulting her, thanks.

Imperial Statement, Not Exactly Official But Maybe Sort of Is Offical Although It Does In No Way Represent the Views of the Imperial Government Unless of Course it Does

Ditto

I thought we were supposed to be allies?

Official Statement from the Department of Foreign Affairs to Roach-Busters:

Sliponia is no way condomes these actions. If possible, Sliponia would be willing to grant amnesty and asylum to the accused.

Official Statement from the Department of Foreign Affairs to Roach-Busters:

Sliponia is no way condomes these actions. If possible, Sliponia would be willing to grant amnesty and asylum to the accused.

We're very sorry. It's too late. He's dead already. You can grant amnesty and asylum to his corpse if you'd like. :D

Official Statement from the Department of Foreign Affairs to Roach-Busters:

Sliponia is no way condomes these actions. If possible, Sliponia would be willing to grant amnesty and asylum to the accused.

Would you like us to send you his remains?

The Sliponian people are not amused. We are currently nuking you.....just kidding. :D

Sliponia does not agree with your decision to execute the man with the horrific accent, but we will not take military action.

In regards to the remains, no we do not want them.

The Republic of Altegonia condemns the actions of the inhumane regime of Roach-Busters. The Altegonian Congress in accord with the Grand Consulship of Altegonia has enacted a resolution hereby preventing all trade with Roach-Busters. We encourage other nations to do the same.

The Republic of Altegonia condemns the actions of the inhumane regime of Roach-Busters. The Altegonian Congress in accord with the Grand Consulship of Altegonia has enacted a resolution hereby preventing all trade with Roach-Busters. We encourage other nations to do the same.

What's so inhumane about RB? :D

good job on prtoecting the integrity of your government! seriously WAY TO FREAKING GO!