HotRodia
09-11-2004, 23:32
This is a presentation of: HotRodia Nightly News
John: Howdy, folks! I'm John Wayne bringing you breaking news in HotRodia, where the Minister of Hospitality, Sam I Am, is about to make an important announcement. Let's go to Marissa Chong out in the field, where she is covering the event up close and personal. Marissa?
Marissa: Hey, John! The big announcement is about to start...here comes the Minister of Hospitality now. Let's hear what he has to say.
*the camera pans to a plain wooden podium set on the front steps of the Minister's residence and then focuses on the Minister himself*
Sam: Ladies, gentleman, and those furry things in the third row...I have an important announcement to make to all the nations in the world. That's right, even the communist ones. HotRodia is now giving formal notice of it's intentions toward the world. HotRodia will do absolutely nothing in it's official capacity as a sovereign nation. However, I may come over and have a drink with some of y'all if you're so inclined. Thank you. Any questions?
*Marissa waves her hand wildly in the air*
Sam: Yes, Ms. Chong?
Marissa: HotRodian individuals and businesses can still interact with other nations, right?
Sam: Absolutely. Well, I'm done for now, thank you all, and good night.
*camera pans back to Marissa*
Marissa: Well that's all for now, folks. Back to you in the studio, John.
John: Howdy, folks! I'm John Wayne bringing you breaking news in HotRodia, where the Minister of Hospitality, Sam I Am, is about to make an important announcement. Let's go to Marissa Chong out in the field, where she is covering the event up close and personal. Marissa?
Marissa: Hey, John! The big announcement is about to start...here comes the Minister of Hospitality now. Let's hear what he has to say.
*the camera pans to a plain wooden podium set on the front steps of the Minister's residence and then focuses on the Minister himself*
Sam: Ladies, gentleman, and those furry things in the third row...I have an important announcement to make to all the nations in the world. That's right, even the communist ones. HotRodia is now giving formal notice of it's intentions toward the world. HotRodia will do absolutely nothing in it's official capacity as a sovereign nation. However, I may come over and have a drink with some of y'all if you're so inclined. Thank you. Any questions?
*Marissa waves her hand wildly in the air*
Sam: Yes, Ms. Chong?
Marissa: HotRodian individuals and businesses can still interact with other nations, right?
Sam: Absolutely. Well, I'm done for now, thank you all, and good night.
*camera pans back to Marissa*
Marissa: Well that's all for now, folks. Back to you in the studio, John.