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Official Declaration of War on the Klatch -[CLOSED RP]

Hogsweat
09-11-2004, 20:09
OOC: This is my death signature. to all who knew me, fun RPing with you ; ) after this war Hogsweat may REALLY change.

OOC: Comments and responses are welcome, but it is closed to non Klatch nations/nations not in my region. [Red Wales, Ninurta, Collectable Knicknacks, Yndurain, Lethislavania] They are all invited to be on my side, but no-one else. The Klatch may use who they like.


[b]11 AM, Dorsalgrad
----- External Announcement to the Klatch -----
Broadcast on all International Radio and Television networks, and also to the leaders of the Klatch.
"This is Josef Dorsal of the Peoples Socialist Republic speaking to you. At the time of 11AM HMT, 4:30 GMT, I hereby declare that a state of war exists between my nation and the region of the Federated Klatchian Coast. Your invasion of Neo-Tyr prompts the fact that your expansionist region can only be halted by the use of armed force. Our workers rise up in open revolt, our factories thunder and our shipyards bustle. You cannot defeat us, the determination of the people of Hogsweat is too strong. Our resolution is unstoppable and our industrial progress will astound you even when bombs continue to fall on our majestic capital and its industrious people.

12 AM, Dorsalgrad
------ Internal Announcement ------
To the Nation of Hogsweat only
"This is Violi Vilitov of Radio Dorsalgrad, to the nation of Hogsweat. At 11 AM this morning, Comrade Josef Dorsal, saviour of our people, declared a state of war against the fascist region of the Federated Klatchian Coast. But do not fear comrades, for your Communal Bomb Shelters have been refurbished and a high-quality gasmask has been issued to each citizen of Hogsweat by our glorious leader, in the event the cowardly Klatchians attempt to use gas against civilian targets. Do not worry though comrades, for our vengeful airforce shall wreak havoc upon the Klatchians before their bombers arrive to plague our industrious people from afar. Food will be plentiful, as our mighty Fleets shall keep the Klatchians from starving you to death! Should the Klatchians land troops they shall be cleansed from our land by waves of our determined soldiers! And remember comrades, keep working, for each element is as important as the last, be it rifle, spade, or hammer!
Long Live the Republic! Long Live the Motherland!"


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As this was said the whole Hogsweatian military was put on alert, production switched from 35% military to 70% military. The nation was prepared to defend itself at any costs, as trucks loaded up with rifles and ammunitions stood ready to deliver arms to the people, while Tanks and Troops crossed the wide, massive, nation, aircraft fueled and armed in their airfields, and ships closed the entrances to all waterways in the Republic.

OOC-
It has been done. Prepare to meet your maker, Klatchians ; )
Yndurain
09-11-2004, 20:44
Where Yndurain can help, we will. We owe you our armies.

- Joe Fellman, President of Yndurain.
Hogsweat
09-11-2004, 20:45
We gratefully accept our long-standing allies assistance in these times of strife.
Hogsweat
09-11-2004, 22:20
bump
Hogsweat
09-11-2004, 23:12
What, no Klatchians online?
Momanguise
09-11-2004, 23:19
And so another one passeth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, dust to shit. Alas poor Hogsweat, I knew him well. Farwell etc. (continue ad nausem)
Vrak
10-11-2004, 00:51
Somewhere in Vrak...

Translated from Vrakian.

-It's official. Hogsweat has declared war on the Klatch.
-Great. Just great. This is what those damn zealots are looking for.
-Pardon?
-Nothing. Anyhow...[sigh]...I'll pass this personally to the King. I'll have to contact the Privy Council. I'm sure our keys in Parliament will be pushing for an official declaration. It'll pass much faster as well, I think.
-Yes, I believe you're right sir.
Slaytanicca
10-11-2004, 18:27
Collectable Knicknacks,
If our ally is invaded as a result of this aggression, we will send everything at our disposal to your aid.
Jiggady
12-11-2004, 07:47
tag so i can watch this thread without having to dig through the neo tyr thread to find it
Vrak
12-11-2004, 08:29
To: The President of Hogsweat
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps

The nation of Neo Tyr has shown wisdom in bending the knee to the Klatch. We suggest that you carefully consider your options.