My Gun Not Yours
09-11-2004, 17:29
Neemis Enterprises, the famous weapons manufacturer from My Gun Not Yours, is proud to announce its new product line for this year.
Not only do we produce the world's finest semi-lethal riot control equipment (do people care if we put a thin plastic coating over a 12mm steel ball?), we also market to the other side as well. Need the latest in designer suicide terror wear? We have the belts, vests, and luggage for every age and gender. Need to disguise yourself as a pregnant woman, laden with C-4? Does your toddler want to fight the oppressor? We have what you need!
We also have the latest training materials, including the popular "... for Stupid People". Titles include: "How To Be A Terrorist for Stupid People" and "How to Torture People Until They Confess For Stupid People".
Coming to a store near you!
Not only do we produce the world's finest semi-lethal riot control equipment (do people care if we put a thin plastic coating over a 12mm steel ball?), we also market to the other side as well. Need the latest in designer suicide terror wear? We have the belts, vests, and luggage for every age and gender. Need to disguise yourself as a pregnant woman, laden with C-4? Does your toddler want to fight the oppressor? We have what you need!
We also have the latest training materials, including the popular "... for Stupid People". Titles include: "How To Be A Terrorist for Stupid People" and "How to Torture People Until They Confess For Stupid People".
Coming to a store near you!