NationStates Jolt Archive

"Dear Citizens of Cassopia and foreign leaders, as of today, several religious Militia's, mainly Christians, invaded the capitol of Cassopia, Norse City. These groups are armed with automatic and explosive weapons and are extremely dangerous. Strong caution is advised to unarmed citizens.

The group's demands are as follows:

One, tax exemption for all religious sites.
Two, complete diplomatic immunity.
And finally three; forced religion, including ministers at schools, workplaces, and public locales.

The army has been sent in and these terrorist will be dealt with as such. We will keep our anti-religious laws and will use the full length of the law to these miscreants, and-uh, we've had an update, another lank of these rebels have cropped up aroiund most Capitol Citys, around the nation. Any outside support will be much appeciated, and thank you for your time! Stay tuned for more updates, this is y-your Emperor, Jake Sardonixa XIV!"

We would like to offer our help to the legal authorities of your nation, though we ask why you could not let people be religious if they want to. What do you have to lose?

Our aid will consist of 50 peacekeeper/police troops, a humanitarian aid expedition with doctors and nurses included, as well as a certain amount of money for any needs of rebuilding after the conflict is over. We will not assist in any military actions and will work for the good of the innocent civilians caught in-between of this conflict.

Ab-shalom and greetings;

We have troops standing by, and/or can offer a cruise missile bombardment of their positions.

Please inform soonest.

Namaste,
Raahmid Javani
Grand Vizier,
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

We will keep our anti-religious laws and will use the full length of the law to these miscreants

Unfortunately, the High Council has decided that due to your lack of religious tolerance, we cannot aid you in this fight against Christian terrorists. We will however, make no attempt to intervene on the part of the militia.

We implore you to _not_ use cruise missiles in your supporting attacks, as they have been proved to be less effective in striking any armed troups, but instead can cause the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians.

We have a batallion of airborne troops on standby if need be.. just igve the word.

True christians do not use violence. They are not christians. They are assholes that need to be flattened. Good luck, but as we are at war right now we cannot help you.

OOC: No, these are not regular Christians, these are the fundimentalists, the dreaded Christians who firebomb abortion clinics.

IN: "Dear foreign leaders,

Thank you for your support and I give the "Go" to all your support, apart from the cruise missles, they're numbers are not tightly packed and they are within suburban, and central city areas.

Dear thanks for your support,

Jake XIV, Emperor of Cassopia.

Our continuing mission to thwart the spread of Christian and other religious fundamentalism (anf the Far Right as a whole) obliges us to offer aid to you. Within 48 hours, an independent Airborne Regiment can be in your nation, comprising:

120 BMD-3 AIFVs
64 2S9 SPHs
64 BM-21G MRLS
960 VDV personnel.

The forces will have sufficient supply for 3 days' fighting; thereafter we will have to rely on your supplies or airlift our own.

Apollina would offer her support, however we wish clarification on your current laws on religion. Is it merely a secular government, or harsher than this? Either way thier demands are unacceptable, no state should be forced by a minority to favor them and not any others.

"No, our dear country does not have anything against the people's beliefs, it is just to protect the people from dangerous cults.

Truly,

Jake XIV of Cassopia."

"Dear Citizens of Cassopia,

Thanks to the support of foreign military, we have driven most of these terrorists out of the cities and most have been incapicitated, and imprisoned. Unfortunately, we've had a casuality count, and 236 of Cassopia's soldiers have been murdered. City and suburban CCTV cameras have picked up those with exposed face, and are put on a nationwide APB (OOC: sp?).

Casuality rates have been expected to lesser as the terrorist's number decrease. Anyone caught harbouring any of these criminal will face charges.

Thank you dear citizens, good night,

Jake XIV of Cassopia.

Harlesburg does not believe you are denying people the right to chose a religeon but denying the right of certain or all people to force a religeon on to others correct.
You have also stated mainly Christians so of course other fundamentilist elements of other religeons are being prosecuted against as well for their wanton acts of agression.

Harlesburg respects your right to sweep away these elements that threaten your nations people all of your people that harm another member of your nation should be dealt with.
Kind regards.

Edward The Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
Lord Of The Confederacy Of Harlesburg

Harlesburg and its special operative have got word that these insurgents are largely Puritants and that they are planningto blow up your Parliment buildings.
We also here that other fundamentilist elements are planning on poisoning your local water supplies.

Harlesburg hopes any information sent will assist in the capture of said perpatraters.
Kind regards.

Edward The Phoenix Duke De Harlesburg
Lord Of The Confederacy Of Harlesburg

"The air force will have the rivers covered by 24 hour patrolling, and a special ops team has been spread around Aesir House, home of myself, Emperor Jake XIV, with anti-aircraft ground and sewer/underground patrol. And if all else fails, a black Vietnam era Chinook helicopter will collect oneself if I am in jeprody.

It will take me to an undisclosed location known as the "Njord House", which controls many top secret military weaponry, undetectable by conventional radar.

Jake XIV of Cassopia."

The government of the Hesperian Republic of WesternAustralia does not recognise any government or authority established by the armed religious militants. All trade and assistance to this organisation by WesternAustralian businesses or individuals will be a punishable offence in violation of anti-terrorist laws.

"Dear Cassopia,

It is a very sad day, today the raging battle with the fundimentalist terrorists took for the worst, civilians were murdered today, including homosexuals, abortionists, and even Zen Buddhists!

The army has been ordered to shoot to kill, police and military snipers have been set up around tall building and trees around cities, and use of RPG launchers has been granted, for firing into clusters of these scum.

Although use of martial law has been denied, we're not taking any prisoners here, so if you want to join the ranks of the terrorist, be prepared to be shot.

Jake Sardonixa XIV,
Emperor of the Badass Heirarchy of Cassopia."

Bump.

The people of Armandian Cheese clamor for an explanation of these hostilities. You say you are opposed to "dangerous cults". Does this mean you ban belief in these "cults"?
Sincerely,
Borislav Petrov
Foreign Ambassador of
Holy Empire of Armandian Cheese

"Our Govrnment oppose these dangerous cults, but we cannot ban them, you can't force someone into not believing in something, we banned religious tax exempts in a hope to deter these dangerous cults.

Sincerely,
Jake XIV of Cassopia.

The heart beats: Bump, bump...

URGENT FOX NEWS ALERT 11/4/04
The nation of Armandian Cheese has officially declared its support for the Christian militants in Cassopia. When asked why, the Emperor responded,
"We are a devout Christian nation, and although we abhor the killling of Zhen Buddhists, we feel no remorse for the slaughter of abortionists (only got what they deserved) and homosexuals. Cassopia's government has been far too secular and immoral, allowing filth to permeate a decent society. We believe these so called "dangerous cults" simply represent the anger of the Christian peoples in Cassopia."
Following this announcement have been mysterious reports of plague in Cassopian cities...

"Dear AC,

Use of nuclear air-to-surface missles have been granted use on your capital, ten of my newest bombers and my two of my aircraft carriers are heading in your general direction, have a nice day, as it will be your last.

Regrettfully,
Emperor Jake XIV of Cassopia."

The Emperor Armand laughed as he heard the news aboard his top secret Zepellin.
"Fools! Don't they read the news! Anagonia already beat them to the punch! Our capital is a smoldering nuclear crater! HA! HA! HA!"
An assistan came to serve his highness wine.
"Sir? Why is the destruction of our capital funny? You've engaged us against two nuclear powers! That's mad!"
"SHUT UP!"
Armand hurled his glass at the servant, and shot him.
OOC: I'm referencing the thread http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthrea...t=373328&page=4
Also, isn't nuclear war a little too strong of a reaction?

OOC: We have our hands tied with everything else, so nukes have been the only thing I haven't used. Don't YOU think siding with these fundimentalist wacko's is a bit extreme, considering they kill someone based on their job, or sexual preferance. That's like killing a writer because he said racial term in his book.

OOC: Personally, I think it is, but my nation is run by a homicidal dictator who triggered two nuclear assaults on his capital in one day...Anyways, I wanted to liven this up a bit, since all that was occuring was people commending you and condemning the rebels...

"Hello Cassopia,

As you see behind me, the minister of Defence, and, and the minister of Law Enforcement. You may have heard that a rebel country, Armandian Cheese, has declared war on us, to free up the load, a military draft will be enforced, everyone from 18 to 40 must sign for the military immediatly, unless conditions prevent you from doing so.

Myself, and all important documents are now en route to Njord House, also being escorted by several bombers, good night.

Emperor Jake XIV of Cassopia."

Bump.

Heads don't roll, they bounce. It's the ears: Bump, bump, bump.

I pity the foo' who don't bump.

Things that go "Bump" in the night.

TO: Emperor Jake
FROM: Emperor Armand
Sir,
Our nation is too heavily engaged in aiding the nation of Haven14 to battle against you. Therefore, we propose that if you provide tax exempt status for religious organizations, (they are non-profitable organizations, after all), and allow more moral/religious influences in your government, we shall withdraw from our support of the rebels. We urge you to negotiate a peace treaty with them, and if it is necessary, we could serve as a broker for that deal.