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Czar Fabus Announces "Fabus Doctrine" Africa and North America Closed to...

Decisive Action
09-11-2004, 05:01
"This is Joseph Mladic, speaking via the White Peoples Radio and Television Network. We now go live to a very important message from our glorious Czar, Roger Fabus, concerning Africa and North America."


"As Czar of the Mississippian Federated Commonwealth, currently encompassing the lands of Mississippi, Fabus Island, Tennessee, Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio, Western Sahara, and Mississippian Egypt, there are certain interests that our Commonwealth has, and certain interests that I must constantly make moves to assure are met and secured."

"As a citizen of planet Earth, there are certain moral issues that would be raised for myself on a personal level. Such as, if, in the face of threatened imperial expansion into regions where we have a regional presence, and can stop it, but do nothing, we would be guilty of allowing our North American and African brothers fall victim to the plague of imperialism and colonialism. A plague which has for far too long kept the weak oppressed by the strong, the pacifist by the war monger, and the quiet and reserved by the loud and effusive."

"As the Czar of a nation that likes to consider himself a significant military power in both Africa and North America, I must therefore take steps to assure that freedom reigns supreme on both of these continents. I have spoken with my generals, my advisors, and the cabinet, and have concluded that we can and will do the right thing. It is well within our capability, and so we have no alternative but to do it, for that which is right and can be done, but is not done, would be to do a grievous injustice to the world. For we are capable and strong, and so we shall act."

"From this day forward, it shall be the policy of Mississippi and the Commonwealth nations, to regard any expansion by a foreign power into North America or Africa, as a hostile maneuver against Mississippi himself, requiring immediate military action to repel the expansion and correct the problem. We shall not sit idly by and allow Africa and North America to be raped and pillaged to death. From this day forward, we stand proudly next to our brothers in North America and Africa, and we can say loud and for all to hear, "We are with you, united we stand, against the rising tide of despotism, united in the struggle that encompasses all men, the struggle to breathe free.'"

"Lastly, Mississippi reserves the sole right to assure the continued stability, economic and otherwise, of his Commonwealth nations and his homeland, using any and all means deemed necessary. This may include but not be limited to, the use of military forces, when absolutely necessary, to correct problems in Africa and North America. If there is a compelling reason for military intervention in a given nation, then there will be a close examination and a cabinet discussion lasting many weeks. We will not leap into commitments without first taking our time to make sure that the situation presents a problem that is a clear and evident threat to Mississippian interests."


"Good night, and God bless."
Callisdrun
09-11-2004, 06:15
Public Television, Channel 7 news:

"The King, Prime Minister, and Foreign Relations committee issued a response today to Mississippi's 'Fabus Doctrine,' after several hours of deliberation, as it took a great while for them to stop laughing. Here it is-

We, Callisdrun are... pleased that preventing... imperialism... is important to the Czar of Mississippi. We are pleased also, that this policy of... protection... does not interfere with our foreign policy as we have no expansionist aspirations in such unbearably hot places as North America and Africa. That is all.

"That's it folks."
Hillyard
09-11-2004, 06:33
(This statement has not been made public in the People's Republic)

The People's Republic of Hillyard, while sharing the Commonwealth's goals of security, prosperity, and longevity, would remind Mississippi that it is not the sole super power in North America.

The P.R.H will not tolerate any pre-emptive military actions cloaked in the name of self-defense against any soveriegn nation in North America. We caution Czar Fabus and remind him that he will catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, and while all nations acknowledge the power of the Commonwealth, many regard the Czar and his administration with suspicion.

Know that your actions will be watched, that free nations the world over will not tolerate warmongering. We pray for peace, but prepare for the worst.