Studium
08-11-2004, 17:11
"People of Studium," a man in his 60s said into the podium microphone commandingly. An audience of camera-snapping journalists stood at the bottom of a tall set of marble stairs, gazing up at the podium and taking notes. "In response to last week's car bombing of the Senate, the Studium Marines have been granted an extra 5% funding. The Airforce shall also receive a 5% funding increase. Furthermore, I am imposing martial law over all of Studium, and sealing our borders to anybody who tries to enter or leave. Any attempts to enter our territory will be met with deadly force.
"All airports and docks are to be shut down until further notice. A nation-wide curfew of 9pm, ending at 4am the following morning, is now in effect. If the armed patrols see any cars parked on the side of a road unless said side of road is clearly designated as a parking area, they will consider it a terrorist attack and deal with it accordingly. Insurance companies will not pay for army-caused damage, so be warned. These new temporary laws come into effect at 12am tomorrow. There will be no exceptions. In addition to these laws, the national elections will be delayed until such a time as we are confident terrorist attacks cannot interfere with them. Any questions?"
He looked down at the crowd of confused journalists swarming the front garden of the senate.
Most of the people listening to him looked at him blankly, shuffling their feet nervously. One finally got the courage to raise his hand.
"President Yates," the man shouted. "Studium National Times. What car bombing are you referring to?"
Yates looked at the man, squinting angrily. "You call yourself a journalist?" he snapped. "Last Wednesday. A bomb exploded, just over there." He pointed at the entrance gates of the Senate gardens. There was no sign of any recent explosion of any magnitude "It was plastered on the news!"
"Um, Mr. President," another, female, voice called out. "I must agree with my peer from the SNT; I don't recall any car bombing. In fact, I was under the impression that the last incident involving a terrorist attack was over 40 years ago, at the Independence Festival."
"You... I... they are a real threat!" Yates shouted, confusing himself. One of his aides reached forward to put his hand on his shoulder, but Yates shrugged it off and shook his head. He scowled at the journalists. "Underestimating them will be a terminal mistake! You... you will leave the Senate grounds now, before I have you forcibly removed as terrorist suspects! GO!" Yates turned and stormed inside the large building. The crowd of journalists remained silent, milling around, until finally leaving through the gates.
"I made the announcement," Yates said, his head in his hands as he swayed in his chair.
"Excellent," a man said, leaning in the dark corner of the Presidential Office. He stepped forward into a stream of daylight, revealing a man in a black suit, with black shirt and tie, and dark glasses. He had slick black hair too, just for some variety. Tapping the ash from a cigarette into an ashtray, the man roughly jumped into the chair behind the President's desk and put his feet up.
"No... it's not," Yates said, standing up. "It is undemocratic. Apart from anything else, my people think I am insane... losing my mind." He shook his head and sat back down again. "Maybe they are right."
"Well, you can see a psychiatrist," the man smiled. "On your own time. Right now, there is more that is required of you. Your next task may become quite messy."
"I will only go so far," Yates snapped.
"I know -- luckily for me, however, you are not a moral man," the man said, maintaining his sly grin. "I have a feeling you will go quite a bit further than you believe. Now, we should talk about what to do about the Senate..."
Earlier today, President Yates announced a bold new plan to rid Studium of terrorism for good. By declaring a state of martial law, increasing funding to the two most important inland divisions of the army and ensuring nobody can roam the streets at night without being noticed, not to mention sealing our borders from all in- and out-going traffic, critics are sure these plans would create unpleasant conditions for any terrorist cells.
If there were any terrorist cells in Studium, however.
According to Professor Klark, these acts have come 40 years too late for them to be of use to anybody.
"Modern Studium is a model of a country to those who have serious terrorist problems," Klark told a SNT reporter. "Having dealt with the issues that caused terrorism in the past, Studium is one of the safest countries to live in, in terms of terrorist threats, anyway. Why Yates is so determined to rid our nation of non-existent terrorists is a question best answered by a trained psychiatrist, I think."
Psychiatrists put Yates' new laws down to his growing age, claiming that senility is the only explanation for the wacky new laws. Conspiracy theorists are having a field day with the news, however, claiming that "this is the first of many steps to dictatorship! Down with government!".
Whatever the cause, President Yates will need to explain himself at some point in the near future, lest he face challenges from his own staff -- or the people of Studium.
"All airports and docks are to be shut down until further notice. A nation-wide curfew of 9pm, ending at 4am the following morning, is now in effect. If the armed patrols see any cars parked on the side of a road unless said side of road is clearly designated as a parking area, they will consider it a terrorist attack and deal with it accordingly. Insurance companies will not pay for army-caused damage, so be warned. These new temporary laws come into effect at 12am tomorrow. There will be no exceptions. In addition to these laws, the national elections will be delayed until such a time as we are confident terrorist attacks cannot interfere with them. Any questions?"
He looked down at the crowd of confused journalists swarming the front garden of the senate.
Most of the people listening to him looked at him blankly, shuffling their feet nervously. One finally got the courage to raise his hand.
"President Yates," the man shouted. "Studium National Times. What car bombing are you referring to?"
Yates looked at the man, squinting angrily. "You call yourself a journalist?" he snapped. "Last Wednesday. A bomb exploded, just over there." He pointed at the entrance gates of the Senate gardens. There was no sign of any recent explosion of any magnitude "It was plastered on the news!"
"Um, Mr. President," another, female, voice called out. "I must agree with my peer from the SNT; I don't recall any car bombing. In fact, I was under the impression that the last incident involving a terrorist attack was over 40 years ago, at the Independence Festival."
"You... I... they are a real threat!" Yates shouted, confusing himself. One of his aides reached forward to put his hand on his shoulder, but Yates shrugged it off and shook his head. He scowled at the journalists. "Underestimating them will be a terminal mistake! You... you will leave the Senate grounds now, before I have you forcibly removed as terrorist suspects! GO!" Yates turned and stormed inside the large building. The crowd of journalists remained silent, milling around, until finally leaving through the gates.
"I made the announcement," Yates said, his head in his hands as he swayed in his chair.
"Excellent," a man said, leaning in the dark corner of the Presidential Office. He stepped forward into a stream of daylight, revealing a man in a black suit, with black shirt and tie, and dark glasses. He had slick black hair too, just for some variety. Tapping the ash from a cigarette into an ashtray, the man roughly jumped into the chair behind the President's desk and put his feet up.
"No... it's not," Yates said, standing up. "It is undemocratic. Apart from anything else, my people think I am insane... losing my mind." He shook his head and sat back down again. "Maybe they are right."
"Well, you can see a psychiatrist," the man smiled. "On your own time. Right now, there is more that is required of you. Your next task may become quite messy."
"I will only go so far," Yates snapped.
"I know -- luckily for me, however, you are not a moral man," the man said, maintaining his sly grin. "I have a feeling you will go quite a bit further than you believe. Now, we should talk about what to do about the Senate..."
Earlier today, President Yates announced a bold new plan to rid Studium of terrorism for good. By declaring a state of martial law, increasing funding to the two most important inland divisions of the army and ensuring nobody can roam the streets at night without being noticed, not to mention sealing our borders from all in- and out-going traffic, critics are sure these plans would create unpleasant conditions for any terrorist cells.
If there were any terrorist cells in Studium, however.
According to Professor Klark, these acts have come 40 years too late for them to be of use to anybody.
"Modern Studium is a model of a country to those who have serious terrorist problems," Klark told a SNT reporter. "Having dealt with the issues that caused terrorism in the past, Studium is one of the safest countries to live in, in terms of terrorist threats, anyway. Why Yates is so determined to rid our nation of non-existent terrorists is a question best answered by a trained psychiatrist, I think."
Psychiatrists put Yates' new laws down to his growing age, claiming that senility is the only explanation for the wacky new laws. Conspiracy theorists are having a field day with the news, however, claiming that "this is the first of many steps to dictatorship! Down with government!".
Whatever the cause, President Yates will need to explain himself at some point in the near future, lest he face challenges from his own staff -- or the people of Studium.