NationStates Jolt Archive

In our recent war with the mongrelized ones. These Camel Eaters is you will. We have seen the extent of their lies have corrupted many formerly honorable nations. And so in order to stand against them and purge their blights FROM THE UNIVERSE! We require the use of hired soldiers.

The Chief
Supreme Commander of the Purifier's Armies

We'll let you have eighteen thousand semi-trained recruits. Heck keep them once you've payed us. How much are you willing to stroke?

Not worth it, Camel Eaters are close friends of mine. You do that and I will come down on you like several tonnes of extremely well aimed bricks.

You have fallen prey to the preaching of the mongrelized, REPENT! FOR YOUR FINAL DAYS SHALL COME! WE SHALL SMIGHT THOSE THAT STAND AGAINST US! SO SAYETH THE PURIFIER! Hannover Bahamas we are willing to "stroke" one billion dollars. We thank you for your contribution to our Holy Quest. May we see you in Heaven.

yeah, I guess we have, ah well. *sigh*
Don't make any wrong moves because the mongrelized are my friends. I would assume from your tyrannical outburst that you are extreme christian. I'm secular Jewish, nice to meet you.

If you wish, I can send 32,000 highly trained special forces operatives. They are to be returned to the outlying islands of the Conrado Silvan Empire when their mission is complete. Ignore the people who are against you, as my military is ten times the size of their population.

Your requests and your method of making them seem to indicate your wish to fight a war. In the strongest terms, the nation of Ninurta condemmns this action. A government has a moral obligation to protect its people, not to destroy their lives by warring with other countries.

We have already declared war on the mongrelized ones. Conrado we welcome your gift with open arms. And may God smile upon you.

OOC: Joey shut the hell up.