NationStates Jolt Archive

I will be selling off a majority of my army and replacing it with goods from my storefront, Israeli Arms Storefront.
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=371044
Therefore I have decided to sell the following items. They will be sold in groups, all the planes together, all the ships together and all the tanks together. First up, the planes, highest bidder gets them.

43 F22-A
45 MIG-29
400 Eurofighters
10 C-5
30 F-35 JSF
180 F-14
360 F/A-18
50 B-1 Stealth
74 B-2 Stealth
50 B52

All offers will be considered (except for enemies) and the highest bidder will take it. Only offer within your defence budget. Thank you.

ill bid 3 million for the planes. its not much but i can always improve the amount later

I'll bid $100 million for all the planes.

Kriegorgrad will bid up 50 billion on the planes.

Yours,

Grand Inquisitorial Lord Matthias, Keeper of the Seal, Guardian of the Tome

I bid $50,420,000,000 for the planes

150 million

I'll bid 51 billion for all the planes. This is gonna get funny. :p

wtf?

armies? defence budgets? money? storefronts?

am i missing something?

No, it's just an RP thing. :) Read around and you'll figure it out. :) I'd recommend the stickies first.

52 billion!

wtf?

armies? defence budgets? money? storefronts?

am i missing something?
yes your missing this --> http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=357975


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I bid $54.5 billion for all the planes
final bid, cheers ^^

how do i tell how much money i have?

thirdgeek

OOC: C'mon, bid against me! C'mon! I've only got this much for defence: $8,864,740,684,800.00!

A billion here, a billion there and soon you're talking about real money. :D

$55 billion for all the planes.

I bid 58 billion. :D

www.thirdgeek.com?

taltron just go here ---> http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=366979&highlight=thirdgeek+calculator

ok thx

65 billion dollars

can we end the bidding and give me the planes :)

ok im begginning to get bored, will someone bid against me. or can i have the planes?

100 billion. Planes please!

101 billion :p

thankyou

105 billion, when do i get them?

Taltron, you should really take a look at that calculator again.

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=taltron

;) I don't think that you want to spend your whole GDP on some planes.

oh right.

can someone outbid me :(

NO-ONE BETS AGAINST ME! NOBODY!

150 billion is the new bid.

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Kreigorgrad just did.
Wow, I wasn't expecting this kind of response within 20 minutes!

We're fighting for our principles here!

$151 billion
:p

$151 billion
:p
lol.
If any of you want to buy stuff from my storefront, feel free, lots of quality stuff, cheap!

Cheaper than these planes? ;)

OOC: taltron defense budget (7 november)=$2,550,944,137;


I bid $500 billion
(I'm not bluffing ... *shifty eyes*)

You are going to end up paying more than they are worth brand new.....

Cheaper than these planes? ;)
I'd hope so. None of the planes cost 151 Bn I can promise that. Also, they're Israeli, so they're better than these planes!

We bid $1,272,670,000,000 1.2 tillion, I havent bought anything in quite awhile (so i have saved up money :D)

Not any more. I just wanted to make someone else to that.

:p

Principles....PRINCIPLES! I'M FIGHTING FOR MONEY!

155 billion!

Some else already bid 500 billion.

And I already bid 1.2 trillion ;)

1.2 trillion? I doubt your whole nation is worth that :P

My Defence Budget: $1,769,806,626,537.60 24%
That's a yearly budget, I only spend oh say $4 billion of that to pay maintaince costs/salaries. I havent bought new military equipment for several (NS) decades.

So, we have 1.2 trillion. If any of the competitors want to check his defence budget to make sure that thats his actual budget then feel free. So far 1.2 trillion. Who wants to make me even richer??:)

Fine, wanna play that :D I bid 1.8 trillion USD.

Kreigorgrad, I will only disqualify his bid once one of you prove him wrong because I can't be bothered.

Going Once!!!

I don't want his bid disqualified, I just defeated it :)

I don't want his bid disqualified, I just defeated it :)
so again, Johnified, feel free to check if he really has that big a defence budget.

I bid 2.8 Trillion for them all.

*fuck fuck fuck, big bidder*

2.9 trillion for them all!

Johnified States has the ability to buy that, but he would be dangerously low on funds:

Defence: $1,769,806,626,537.60 24% (Johnified States)

Defence: $21,663,245,036,510.57 28% (Hogsweat)

3 trillion for all teh plane :D :D :D :D

3 Trillion, and I won't bomb Sanctaphrax into the dust.

$3 trillion, 500 million.

New Bid! : $8,864,740,684,800.00!

3 Trillion, and I won't bomb Sanctaphrax into the dust.
You're definitely winning so far!

To buy all those aircraft brand new, would be around $3-4 trillion. I will coninue to laugh for about 6 hours if anyone bids higher that hogsweats 8 trillion

gg

Don't forget guys, there are still tanks and ships after this so save your money.

Sorry, my bid is 6.5 Trillion.

Sorry, my bid is 6.5 Trillion.
You can't lower your bid, sorry.

I think I can.

*displays array of Tu 160 Blackjacks*

I'm out, looks like you win Hogsweat, have a good recession :P

^^ Will do.

Going Twice!!!

And its GONE!

Hogsweat wins a whole bunch of planes for a pathetic 6.5 trillion USD!

And its GONE!

Hogsweat wins a whole bunch of planes for a pathetic 6.5 trillion USD!
Ah hem, do you mind?
Thank you.
Sold to the moron with the nukes who even now is making threatening gestures.

Next lot, it seems that I forgot the choppers:

20 Apache Helicopters
230 RAH-66 Comanche
20 Mi-14 anti sub
205 SH-60 Seahawk anti sub
20 UH-60 Black Hawk
10 MH-60 Pave Hawk

at the same time, Ships:

Subs
40 Ohio class
102 Los Angeles Class
5 Victor III SSN’s
1 Sierra II SSN
20 Juliett II’s

Surface Ships
12 Kirov’s
95 Slava Cruisers
1000 Patrol Boats
1 Nimitz Class AC
1 C-D-G AC
20 Kitty hawk AC
12 Janubi battleships
80 Gepard Frigates
80 Fregat II Destroyers
41 California Cruisers
39 Ticonderoga Cruisers
10 Sovremennyy class
10 Udaloy class
25 Mercy Class hospital ships
100 Iowa class Cruisers

Please specify which lot you're bidding on, 002 or 003.

Kriegorgrad will pay 5 trillion on the spot if we can have the ships without an auction, otherwise we will start at 1 billion as a bid.

Lot 003.

Kriegorgrad will pay 5 trillion on the spot if we can have the ships without an auction, otherwise we will start at 1 billion as a bid.

Lot 003.
5 trillion and they are sold to the guy with way to much cash in his pocket. Enjoy the weapons, and may they give you years of trouble-free maiming.

Thank you for the quality equipment.

Yours,

Grand Inquisitorial Lord Matthias, Keeper of the Seal, Guardian of the Tome

Only certain ships are being used, the rest are going into storage. Thank you.

BUMP!!!
Choppers to a good home.

I'll give you 2 billion for the whole lot of choppers.

I'll give you 2 billion for the whole lot of choppers.
We have 2 billion, they're worth much more than that, come on guys.

2.4 billion

Not this again. :P

I'll bid 2.5 billion.

3 billion

4 billion

4 billion and one cent

4 billion and 2 cents. :p

4billion and FIFTY cents!!!!

$4 billion and fifty-one cents. :cool:

4.5billion final bid

$4.6 billion.

IM lazy and dont wanna read. What are we bidding on?

1 MILLION dollars!

This,
20 Apache Helicopters
230 RAH-66 Comanche
20 Mi-14 anti sub
205 SH-60 Seahawk anti sub
20 UH-60 Black Hawk
10 MH-60 Pave Hawk

Highest bid is P3X1299 with 4.6 billion.

GOING ONCE!!!
4.6 billion by P3X1299.

4.61 billion

4.61 billion
please don't start going up in small amounts.

10 million is hardly small, here: 4.7 billion!

10 million is hardly small, here: 4.7 billion!
GOING TWICE!!!
TPM offers 4.7 Bn.

SOLD FOR 4.7 BN!!!
Well done TPM.

Now i will dismantle them and sell the parts to my citizens for $7.55billion
:D

Your choice, now we have the army side of things, tanks.

Army
531 M1A2 Abram MBT
50 Humvees
100 M-270A1
180 Crusader Howitzers
500 M-113A3 APC
640 M2 Bradley tanks
100 HMMWV AA batteries (mobile)
120 Chapparal SAM launchers (mobile)

We open bidding at 1 billion, any takers?

1 billion

1 billion
We have 1 billion, anyone going to offer more than 1 Bn?

1.5 Billion

1.8 billion

so i guess i'll take my tanks now
*gets in*
*looks around shifty eyed*
*drives away*

screw this, i dont care if i am spending most of my budget!

1.9 billion

Forgot about this.
GOING ONCE!

2 billion

I was waiting and saving the pennies for this part of the auction.

2.5 billion

3.5 billion

Is anybody going to top 3.5 Bn offered by Johnified America?

four billion

GOING TWICE!
4Bn, you have until my tomorrow morning to outbid this.

4.20 billion

4.30 billion :)

Wait, if its a give away, shouldn't you be "giveing" away your weapons instead of selling them?

Just curious

4.5 billion

Im not sure it would be wise, spending more than half you defence budget to out bid me, Taltron........

johnified america you have already spent MORE than your defence budget. and i have $9,493,965,600 in my defence budget so i wouldnt be spending half of it if i bid 4.6 billion :p

ill bid 4.6 billion

My Defence Budget: $3,548,089,958,400.00 32%
thats 3.5 TRILLION


and i bid 5 billion

OOC: Leave a thread for a few days and guess what happens!

IC: Kriegorgrad will bid 1 trillion on whatever "Taltron" and "Johnified America" are bidding for.

lol you are crazy, no withdrawing bids this time, you just wasted you money, your paying more than 1 billion per M1A2 tank hahaha

my bad, i read it wrong.

sorry

ok im out

OOC: What am I bidding for? I'm just doing this to "$H0W 0F M13 C0X0RZ!11 LOLOLOL!"

Really, I'm just bored and want to outbid smaller nations.

531 M1A2 Abram MBT
50 Humvees
100 M-270A1
180 Crusader Howitzers
500 M-113A3 APC
640 M2 Bradley tanks
100 HMMWV AA batteries (mobile)
120 Chapparal SAM launchers (mobile)
a maximum estimated value of $99,945,000,000
thats a VERY genrous price
u overbid about 901 billion to high

Chellis will Produce the following for 300b dollars, for anyone that wants them. The bids on here were incredibly high for what seemed to be not even brand new aircraft. We will take as many orders as asked, or even multiples of it. However, if we get many orders, we may have to spend some time to step up production(and we will lower the prices to make up for the extra time).

45 F22-A
45 MIG-29
400 Eurofighters
10 C-5
30 F-35 JSF
180 F-14
360 F/A-18
50 B-1 Stealth
75 B-2 Stealth
50 B52

To anyone that was going to bid over 1t dollars on these, you can get three or more times as many aircraft!

Chellis, please delete that post, this is the wrong place for that. Advertise it on another thread if you want.

1 trillion and Kreigorgrad takes away the tanks. Thank you everybody and don't forget to drop by my storefront some time!

IC: Hehe...kicked your asses! *dumps tanks in smelters to make cans for baked beans*

Yours,

Grand Inquisitorial Lord Matthias, Keeper of the Seal, Guardian of the Tome

damn, i really wanted those cans!