Reknown
07-11-2004, 05:38
A Message from Her Divine Grace, Empress Theodora:
Blessings to you, people of Renown, by “The All” from whom all things flow. In the infinite wisdom of the Known I have received divine revelations that will propel our glorious nation forward on the world stage.
1. All electronic devices that produce sound must be fitted with a device to prohibit its volume from being above a certain level. If you are found to be in possession of a device that does not comply with this new ordinance you will receive a hefty fine.
2. As that it has been reviled to me that gender is nothing more than a genetic condition same sex marriage will soon be legal in our great nation.
3. We soon hope to expand the message of “The All” in all of its glory into an easy to read version to be used in elementary schools nation wide.
4. All space exploration and or research is to be outlawed. It is horrifically presumptuous of us as mere mortals to edge in on the domain of “The All”.
5. Speaking will now be further restricted from daylight hours to the hours of 9:00 AM and 3:00 PM. Listen to the wisdom in the quiet for there is hidden the words of the Divine.
I will be sure to immediately relay anymore revelations from “The All” as they are made known to me.
Empress Theodora High Priestess of The All
(ooc: It's a wacky cult like society. Don't drink the kool-aid.)
Blessings to you, people of Renown, by “The All” from whom all things flow. In the infinite wisdom of the Known I have received divine revelations that will propel our glorious nation forward on the world stage.
1. All electronic devices that produce sound must be fitted with a device to prohibit its volume from being above a certain level. If you are found to be in possession of a device that does not comply with this new ordinance you will receive a hefty fine.
2. As that it has been reviled to me that gender is nothing more than a genetic condition same sex marriage will soon be legal in our great nation.
3. We soon hope to expand the message of “The All” in all of its glory into an easy to read version to be used in elementary schools nation wide.
4. All space exploration and or research is to be outlawed. It is horrifically presumptuous of us as mere mortals to edge in on the domain of “The All”.
5. Speaking will now be further restricted from daylight hours to the hours of 9:00 AM and 3:00 PM. Listen to the wisdom in the quiet for there is hidden the words of the Divine.
I will be sure to immediately relay anymore revelations from “The All” as they are made known to me.
Empress Theodora High Priestess of The All
(ooc: It's a wacky cult like society. Don't drink the kool-aid.)