NationStates Jolt Archive


New Military Invention.

Jurrik
06-11-2004, 19:14
Have you ever been trapped and don't have anything small enough to decoy with?

Need a Spy Convert section? Just don't have people that want to do it?


Meet TEDDY, v1.04


http://www.alumni.unh.edu/marketplace/shop/store/bear2.jpg


This teddy might look cute and fluffy and something that your Children might want to hug at night, but don't be Decieved.


This teddy has a GPS relay Cordinator, making it able to be controlled from a Sattelite(sp) postion. Also, a 2.4ghz Camera in both eyes, and Actuators in arms and legs to make it walk at times.

it comes Packed with weapons.

A silenced gattling gun, Taser, Missile Launcher (Minature Explosive Missiles) and more.

This baby can take out a Troop, if they don't catch on. Even if they do, beneath that fluffy fur, is Kevlar. Level 3 Kevlar. Prevention from Normal Military rounds. It could take you out easily. Don't be decieved.

These babies are up for sale from the Nation of Jurrik, for 50grand each. Enjoy.


Production rights will NOT be sold.


Stats:

Lifting Capabilities: 880lbs
Throwing: 500 yards.
Firing: Applies like normal weapons.
Eye Capabilties: Weapon Guidance Systems, recording, Infared, X-ray.
Source of Power: Electricity
Length of Power: 8 days, if fully charged.
Armor: Level 3 Kevlar.
Flying?: Yes. Telescoping wings.
Holding: Has five fingers, has storage compartments that are security-locked.



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The Rubix Cube. 2.0.4

http://www.stfx.ca/people/childstu/PAGES/rubix_cube.jpg

Deep within this Rubix cube, is a device. A device so deadly, that it can kill someone. This Rubix cube has capabilities for War, upon hitting the Bottom RED block. It has a Safety, that must be hit upon the Left side also.


Can be filled with multiple Chemicals or Explosives to detonate upon sequence. Does not have problems with Airports, Security Check points. Acts like a normal Rubix cube.

Selling for 25,000k each. Low prices due to NOT filled with Chemical or Explosive.


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Explosive Vibrator for those hard days at the office. ;)


This is a wonderful idea, every feel bad by those Corrupt Nations that mock your religion? Bomb their female race!

These Vibrators, contain a Pound of C4 or another type of explosive in it's 12'' length.

They are activated by heat of 98.8F which is bodyheat. It's quite accurate but it is recommended that they be cooled in Transit.

Selling for 45,000 each.


All prices in USD.
Hogsweat
06-11-2004, 19:37
Give me one. Please.
Jurrik
06-11-2004, 19:39
Just one? Why not have a Army of them? They would RULE the world. Plus, their low-cost. they could take out a Military fleet and be ready the next day.


But, upon you wiring the funds, it will be confirmed and shipped out. The Teddy is already charged, also upon arrival.
Hogsweat
06-11-2004, 19:41
You don't seem to quite understand, we don't want to pay. We just want one. =P

IC:

We will purchase two for Josef Dorsal's bodyguards. They shall be named Fluffers and Buffers.
Jurrik
06-11-2004, 19:43
Upon payment, confirmed and shipped.
Anatania
06-11-2004, 19:45
The Federation of Anatania would like 20 of them for 1,000,000, money wired upon confirmation.

Bryan Hartovko
Minister of Intellegence
Federation of Anatania
Jurrik
06-11-2004, 19:59
Bryan Hartovko
Minister of Intellegence
Federation of Anatania


your Order has been confirmed upon Payment.

Enjoy your War Teddies.

Please note our new 'Toy' selections.
Tanthan
06-11-2004, 20:00
OOC: People will be like, "OMFG! SO CUTE!" then have there arms blown off by the bear! ROFLAMO!


IC: We *snicker* would *chuckle* to purchase 400,000 of these little teddies. (no more laughing) We wish to have an army of these little guys to help our military, or just deal with any people in a funny way. The total price comes to $20,000,000,000 and will be paid for by our defense budget (12,448,130,040), our Surplus (13,530,576,131), and Law and Order budget (8,659,568,724). As you can see we can afford it without even going into saved money. We will wire the $20 billion upon confirmation.
Kyanges
06-11-2004, 20:02
OOC: That's just sooo CUUUUTTTEE!!! :headbang:
It's...it's...


...It's darkly cute.

EDIT: Omg, Tanthan, you can't be serious. Those thing will be slaughtered!!!!! SLAUGHTERED!!!!!!!!
Jurrik
06-11-2004, 20:04
Tanthan: Your order for the WAR Teddies has been confirmed. Please note, that they will be fully charged upon arrival and will need to know who their 'Master' is.

Enjoy your order.


Hagert Greene
Owner of 'Toys from HELL!'
Hogsweat
06-11-2004, 20:05
I'll buy a billion of those rubix cubes. And sharpish!
Anatania
06-11-2004, 20:14
We would also like 20 Rubix Cubes for 500,000, money wired.

Bryan Hartovko
Minister of Intellegence
Federation of Anatania
Jurrik
06-11-2004, 20:26
Order Confirmed. 20 Rubix cubes shall arrive in 4 days.

Do you want those filled with any Biological/Chemical Agents or Exlposives?
Tanthan
06-11-2004, 20:33
OOC: Can you fix those vibrators so that they only go off if its hotter then 98.8 WHEN it is on, besides SOMEONE has to turn these on to actually use them. Vibrators aren't 12 inches anyways lol, those are dildos, but if they vibratre why not both. XD
Anatania
06-11-2004, 21:03
Order Confirmed. 20 Rubix cubes shall arrive in 4 days.

Do you want those filled with any Biological/Chemical Agents or Exlposives?


Explosives please.
Jurrik
06-11-2004, 21:58
Explosives please.


You have been billed 20,000 for each one of those Rubix Cubes to have C4 and to detonate in a Fragmentation style.


To others: all orders before this message, have been confirmed.
Anatania
06-11-2004, 23:16
Money wired. Thank you.
Tanthan
09-11-2004, 23:31
OOC: Hehe these weapons are just fun to even say you have in your arsenal.

IC: We are interesting in purchasing some more of your interesting products, we wish to 'Bomb their female race' for our enemies and have our some of our assassins (children assassins yes) have interesting new tools

We would like to order:

20,000 Explosive Vibrators for 900,000,000
40,000 The Rubix Cube. 2.0.4 for 1,000,000,000

The total comes to $1.9 billion. Money will be wired upon confirmation.
Jurrik
10-11-2004, 07:23
OOC: Hehe these weapons are just fun to even say you have in your arsenal.

IC: We are interesting in purchasing some more of your interesting products, we wish to 'Bomb their female race' for our enemies and have our some of our assassins (children assassins yes) have interesting new tools

We would like to order:

20,000 Explosive Vibrators for 900,000,000
40,000 The Rubix Cube. 2.0.4 for 1,000,000,000

The total comes to $1.9 billion. Money will be wired upon confirmation.


Order confirmed, for 1.9 billion dollars.