Jurrik
06-11-2004, 19:14
Have you ever been trapped and don't have anything small enough to decoy with?
Need a Spy Convert section? Just don't have people that want to do it?
Meet TEDDY, v1.04
http://www.alumni.unh.edu/marketplace/shop/store/bear2.jpg
This teddy might look cute and fluffy and something that your Children might want to hug at night, but don't be Decieved.
This teddy has a GPS relay Cordinator, making it able to be controlled from a Sattelite(sp) postion. Also, a 2.4ghz Camera in both eyes, and Actuators in arms and legs to make it walk at times.
it comes Packed with weapons.
A silenced gattling gun, Taser, Missile Launcher (Minature Explosive Missiles) and more.
This baby can take out a Troop, if they don't catch on. Even if they do, beneath that fluffy fur, is Kevlar. Level 3 Kevlar. Prevention from Normal Military rounds. It could take you out easily. Don't be decieved.
These babies are up for sale from the Nation of Jurrik, for 50grand each. Enjoy.
Production rights will NOT be sold.
Stats:
Lifting Capabilities: 880lbs
Throwing: 500 yards.
Firing: Applies like normal weapons.
Eye Capabilties: Weapon Guidance Systems, recording, Infared, X-ray.
Source of Power: Electricity
Length of Power: 8 days, if fully charged.
Armor: Level 3 Kevlar.
Flying?: Yes. Telescoping wings.
Holding: Has five fingers, has storage compartments that are security-locked.
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The Rubix Cube. 2.0.4
http://www.stfx.ca/people/childstu/PAGES/rubix_cube.jpg
Deep within this Rubix cube, is a device. A device so deadly, that it can kill someone. This Rubix cube has capabilities for War, upon hitting the Bottom RED block. It has a Safety, that must be hit upon the Left side also.
Can be filled with multiple Chemicals or Explosives to detonate upon sequence. Does not have problems with Airports, Security Check points. Acts like a normal Rubix cube.
Selling for 25,000k each. Low prices due to NOT filled with Chemical or Explosive.
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Explosive Vibrator for those hard days at the office. ;)
This is a wonderful idea, every feel bad by those Corrupt Nations that mock your religion? Bomb their female race!
These Vibrators, contain a Pound of C4 or another type of explosive in it's 12'' length.
They are activated by heat of 98.8F which is bodyheat. It's quite accurate but it is recommended that they be cooled in Transit.
Selling for 45,000 each.
All prices in USD.
Need a Spy Convert section? Just don't have people that want to do it?
Meet TEDDY, v1.04
http://www.alumni.unh.edu/marketplace/shop/store/bear2.jpg
This teddy might look cute and fluffy and something that your Children might want to hug at night, but don't be Decieved.
This teddy has a GPS relay Cordinator, making it able to be controlled from a Sattelite(sp) postion. Also, a 2.4ghz Camera in both eyes, and Actuators in arms and legs to make it walk at times.
it comes Packed with weapons.
A silenced gattling gun, Taser, Missile Launcher (Minature Explosive Missiles) and more.
This baby can take out a Troop, if they don't catch on. Even if they do, beneath that fluffy fur, is Kevlar. Level 3 Kevlar. Prevention from Normal Military rounds. It could take you out easily. Don't be decieved.
These babies are up for sale from the Nation of Jurrik, for 50grand each. Enjoy.
Production rights will NOT be sold.
Stats:
Lifting Capabilities: 880lbs
Throwing: 500 yards.
Firing: Applies like normal weapons.
Eye Capabilties: Weapon Guidance Systems, recording, Infared, X-ray.
Source of Power: Electricity
Length of Power: 8 days, if fully charged.
Armor: Level 3 Kevlar.
Flying?: Yes. Telescoping wings.
Holding: Has five fingers, has storage compartments that are security-locked.
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The Rubix Cube. 2.0.4
http://www.stfx.ca/people/childstu/PAGES/rubix_cube.jpg
Deep within this Rubix cube, is a device. A device so deadly, that it can kill someone. This Rubix cube has capabilities for War, upon hitting the Bottom RED block. It has a Safety, that must be hit upon the Left side also.
Can be filled with multiple Chemicals or Explosives to detonate upon sequence. Does not have problems with Airports, Security Check points. Acts like a normal Rubix cube.
Selling for 25,000k each. Low prices due to NOT filled with Chemical or Explosive.
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Explosive Vibrator for those hard days at the office. ;)
This is a wonderful idea, every feel bad by those Corrupt Nations that mock your religion? Bomb their female race!
These Vibrators, contain a Pound of C4 or another type of explosive in it's 12'' length.
They are activated by heat of 98.8F which is bodyheat. It's quite accurate but it is recommended that they be cooled in Transit.
Selling for 45,000 each.
All prices in USD.