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The Chief stood at the bridge. Men were bustling around preparing for war against their most hated enemy. Camel Eaters. For the good and purity of all the Universe the Camel Eaters race must be purified!

"Chief we have the Purification Forces ready to launch the attack." The hooded man who controlled the entire Purification Armada simply nodded as weapons were primed to attack the most mongrelized race on the face of the earth...

OOC: ?

The armies had already been mobilized to deal with the possibility of WWV the Camel Eaters Armada drifted lazily over the planet they had preparing for war. They noticed the Western Alabamaian Armada at the edge of the planet. "Damn Westies." The feeling spread through the entire armada as they turned to battle.

The guns were ready. The Chief ordered them to begin firing at the Camel Eaters Armada.

Four ships were disintergrated instantly. "Damn it. Launch the Stone Burners!" The Captian of the Armada (Jaygus Lutch) yelled as minor explosions rocked his own ships.

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**Encrypted Communique**
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To: Camel Eaters

From: Hawdawg

Noticed someone is attacking you. stop
We have two battle groups in area. stop
I can order them to engage. stop
My navy is carrier based fleets. stop
If you need assistance let us know. stop
We are here to help. stop

I. A. M. Ivanhoe
Prime Minister
Holy Republic of Hawdawg

**End of Transmission**
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Bleep

Bleep


OOC: I feel better today, might even be able to do somemore RP's. Thanks for asking.

OOC: Glad you feel better.

Official Non-Existent Response:
Thanks that might be needed. Will let you know!

The Purification Armada was seperated as many Stone Burners slammed into them. At least ten ships were now gone. The Chief ordered the Thunder Hsha (his ship) to launch all fighters.

The craft split into squadrons rocketing towards their hated foe...

OOC:
You want for me to rain fire on his head? This I do
Seriosly, if you need some help, ask.. Quite soon hes would find out that sailing ships arent out of date...hehehe.

OOC: Be much appreciated. He may just bring Freaks of Heartland into the mix. They fight like demons...

To Western Alabama: It is strongly recomended that you cease your agressions against our ally. Transmissions are being dispatched to our ally the New Roman Empire and all other members of the Allied Celtic States.

To Camel Eaters: The 5th Army Group is being dispatched to Camel Eaters in case of invasion. We will dispatch a fleet as soon as it is assembled.

Is this ft or mt Camel Eaters? I haven't heard of some of these weapons?


Hawdawg

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Mr. Western Alabama, The Island of Rose strongly condemns your invasion of our ally, Camel Eaters. Since the Rosian Navy is undergoing a massive refit, you have been spare our wrath, sort of. The Island of Rose a fully activational nuclear ICBM aimed at your nation. If you refuse to cease your actions against Camel Eaters, the Island will be forced to launch. Please decist your invasion, or die. Glad Sergei didn't sign away our ICBMs.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska
http://www.calguard.ca.gov/ia/kuzmuk.gif

The government of The Mighty Quin spits upon Western Alabama for this despicable action. Camel Eaters, ask any type of technology from us and we shall deliver it. Aslong as it is returned afterwards ofcourse.

Camel Eaters you have provided my family with children i adopted as my own and have helped me apprehend Varlen... We will help you if you see the need for us as far as i am concerned you are our ally though we don't have many ships we will still fight for our ally with the force of Cords Warhammer....

a small fleet of(the fleet is pretty Ghetto)
2 Skywalker Battleship
4 Ares Carriers (holds 100 Fighters and 30 Bombers)
3 Juggernaut Troop Carriers
14 Tittle Fighter Killers
6 Hell jumper platforms
Creep to the battle zone the Capitan looked coldly at his view screen his fingers clutching a Cord Idol his lips moved lightly as he prayed to cord for victory...

after his prayers he stood up and placed the idol in his front pocket... "Prepare for battle as soon as Camel Eaters gives the word i want to place this genocideing bastar*** in hell"

The United Kingdoms of Harmonia Mortus have issued the following statement:
Remove yourself, or you will be removed.
For the duration of your war with Camel Eaters you will be at war with Harmonia Mortus. Once you cease this war, we will cease ours.
Of course, if your nation happens to LOSE before you give up, well, it will go hard with you, especialy your leadership.
Since Camel Eaters has remained faithful to the Rathi Treaty we will support him, Harmonia does not abandon its allies.

In Harmonia a number of ships take off, about five combat ships acompany ten fat bellied transports carrying troops, equipment and supplies. Cannons gleamed as the ships began their planeshift.

Message to Camel Eaters:
Fleet en-route. Estimated time of arrival is two hours, ten minutes.

OOC: I feel loved! Hawdawg it's FT/ST.

A cry was heard from the Camel Eaters as their many allies moved to help them.

The Maggot Divisions were routed directly to the battle. The 13th "The Irish Temper" Divisions were ready to live up to their ancient battle lore.

Hundreds of troop carriers blasted from the many colonial surfaces as the "mongrelized bastards" prepared for battle.

The Celts were mobilized. War was what these nomadic people needed. There War Minstrels had theorized if they could gain some of Camel Eaters land they's be so much richer.

The great black tribal ships rolled forth to meet out punishemnt on those who would dare oppose them.

They saw the Purifiaction Armada battling the CE Armada and descended sending a message to the Western Alabamaians. "We're here to help." The missiles were launched salvo after salvo.

Well heck.........Since the battle is not of this earth and we have no FT stuff to help, The Holy Republic of Hawdawg sends an official salute to Camel Eaters (bending over and showing rear) and wishes them good luck.

I. A. M. Ivanhoe
Prime Minister
Holy Republic of Hawdawg

The Colony of Eastern Alabama was forced into the war by their over zealous rulers.

Thousands of young men were forced into the Western Alabamaian army. They were not paid, undertrained, and hungry. They were not human jsut cannon fodder.

The Harmonian Fleet arrived on the flanks of the battle, the Skyships quickly turned to face their sides at the opposing fleets and fired a full broadside of nearly 500 guns.
Fifty Thaum Cannons and four hundred large calibur artillary guns annihlated everything between the Harmonian lines and the Celtic/Alabama lines, including a cluster of meteor chunks which would have, in one week, annihilated half the planet and vaporized two oceans.
In the wake of the Thaumic assault the fleets fighters closed, nearly eighty Daggerships, long pointed hulls bearing missiles and miniturized Thaum cannons, hurled themselves into the opposing ships, guns blazing.

OOC: Hawdawg you could send infantry and stuff.

The Maggot Divisions arrived to take the pressure off their countrymen. The 13th "The Irish Temper" began firing with maximum shell. The Elephantmen (2nd Infantry Division) were launched into the enemy ships and pumped in to fight them in their own vessels...

The Celts turned and began firing mercilessly on the at the Harmonian forces.
Hundreds of missiles were launched folllowed by another volley from a different ship. This switching back and forth technique was quite deadly and had served them well in the past.

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Satellite Message
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To: King Linfield Hannon
From: Hawdawg


Since my two task forces where in the area I have quite a few men available to assist.

Three Marine Divisions are enroute (46,080 men per division).

Expect arrival in Camel Eaters in 2 weeks. (I am moving men in from two routes via task force at sea and Air Lifts from my bases I should have them in place in about 15 minutes RL time).

These are the best people I have for quick response. They are true riflemen.

On a personal note, is my daughter in danger?

Josey Wales
Minister of Defense
Holy Republic of Hawdawg

Official Response:
No. She is just fine. Bollon Kay is one of the most heavily fortified areas in the country.

OOC: Wanna' RP some of the stuff in the marriage thread?

The fleets didn't stand a chance. A hundred more purification Armadas rocketed to the battle. They launched more and more missile salvos. Suddenly each and every one of them froze all the Western Alabamian Armadas turned ignoring the fire form their foes and began firing at the Camel Eaters nation from space.

The infantry that had been pumped onto the vessels were slaughtering the techs. Then something happened Loyal Western Alabamian Commandos (LWACs) began a falnking maneuver. When they had sight of their hated foes the snipers opened fire.

OOC: CE post what damage you took when my squadrons attacked you.

The Colony of Eastern Alabama was forced into the war by their over zealous rulers.

Thousands of young men were forced into the Western Alabamaian army. They were not paid, undertrained, and hungry. They were not human jsut cannon fodder.
ah the great art of puppetwanking. I wonder where Northern and Southern Alabama are???

OOC: Nonexistent but Annexed Florida should make a fine substitute. You want me to withdraw Eastern Alabama? I mean they're a colony and would have been used anyway.

The squadrons were putting up a fight against the Camel Eaters warships. Because of the proximity to the planet and all the targeting computers were off by two degrees in every direction. So Jaygus Lutch had the Armadas increase ambient fire by four degrees in every direction...

The citizens had fled when the sirens went on. Three thousand people hadn't made it to the shelters though. They died along with a few cities. Mostly small villages. But Dotherlin had a missile come close.

OOC: Sorry I am really confused, why has WA declared war? And this is getting to be rather silly and shoddy affair on the part of WA & Co... and is it just me or is WA godmodding?

OOC: Sorry I am really confused, why has WA declared war? And this is getting to be rather silly and shoddy affair on the part of WA & Co... and is it just me or is WA godmodding?

definately godmodding heh.

OOC: The wat hasn't kicked into full swing. There are some tensions between CE and I. Plus my nation is a ramped up christian nazi kingdom kind of thing. And how am I godmodding. My nation is doing a total war thing here naw.

The fleets didn't stand a chance. A hundred more purification Armadas rocketed to the battle. They launched more and more missile salvos. Suddenly each and every one of them froze all the Western Alabamian Armadas turned ignoring the fire form their foes and began firing at the Camel Eaters nation from space.

The infantry that had been pumped onto the vessels were slaughtering the techs. Then something happened Loyal Western Alabamian Commandos (LWACs) began a falnking maneuver. When they had sight of their hated foes the snipers opened fire.

OOC: CE post what damage you took when my squadrons attacked you.

^ Serious god moding, your doing a sort of Sephy version of RP... without the numberwanking :D

Also, there is little clue as to what is actually going on...

It doesn't matter what your nation is politically... my lot are quite shall we say 'interesting'... just try and RP clearly so people understand whats going on and why it's going on... we still don't know why on earth your even attacking CE.

THe Union seeing this stupidy is joing on the side Of CE ,and her by issues a declration of war from congress to those nations attacking Him

OOC:

To maintain a fair Role Play, and since I doubt you will head to our warning, lol, I ask permission to use Nuclear Capabilities with acknowledgment of both warring parties.

Thanks.

IC:

=Warning to Western Alabama=

You are hereby ordered by the Allied Republics of Anagonia to cease all operations against Camel Eaters or face a retaliatory measure of an invasion of your Nation to restore True Democracy on your lands instead of a Imperialistic Dictatorship.

Henceforth, if no warning is headed, war shall be declared and all arsnal capabilities shall be unleashed on your Military Power. You WILL be obliterated.

Thank you for your time.

OOC:

To maintain a fair Role Play, and since I doubt you will head to our warning, lol, I ask permission to use Nuclear Capabilities with acknowledgment of both warring parties.

Thanks.

IC:

=Warning to Western Alabama=

You are hereby ordered by the Allied Republics of Anagonia to cease all operations against Camel Eaters or face a retaliatory measure of an invasion of your Nation to restore True Democracy on your lands instead of a Imperialistic Dictatorship.

Henceforth, if no warning is headed, war shall be declared and all arsnal capabilities shall be unleashed on your Military Power. You WILL be obliterated.

Thank you for your time.

Well one things clear launch nukes ill shoot them down

The fleet turned to face the Western Alabamaian Armada...
The Caption grabbed at a over head Mic pulled it down and broadcasted a message to the fleet "Load all torpedo tubes and fire on my mark.....MARK!"
all of the ship except for the fighter killers and platforms launched a barrage of topedous.... "Ares launch your fighters half and half" all the carriers launched the fighters and bombers...... half of the fighters and the bombers set off for the enemy fleet...

yo Camel Eaters i have good news.

I have talked to my allies and the nations of israelities et buddist, watertown nny jews, gbs at the south pole, and Buddha boy have, if u need it, decided to support in whatever. :) Those guys suck anyway ;) :sniper:

DUDE, CHECK OUT MY ECONOMIC STATUS! weee!

Anywho, I quit this war, me....erm....got better things to do...and me happy at my BUDGET! YAY!

Look in signature for linkage.......but heres one anyway....

http://nseconomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?nation=Anagonia

Western Alabama, seice (sp?) and decist (sp?) immediatly. You atre harming a valjuable ally for shee imperialistic desires. If you want to take land at least maek up a reason that cna be tolerated on some level. But anyway, we will fight you. We have over 100 allies and can bring them in if need be.

5th army-1,000,000
6th marine army-1,000,000

These armies will help to end you.

.............At the naval base code named CE-2...........................

The Hawdawg transports pull into harbor attach riggings and disembark two divisions of Hawdawg Marines (92160 men). All the equipment, tanks, and logistical equipment needed is unloaded onto the docks in a feverish pitch.

General Pyle appoaches the base commander and says, "Greetings from Hawdawg, Minister Wales sends his best literally. My men will be ready to move in less than two days. Consult Central Command and please recommend where you need us to go, we are here to help. Please let Central Command also know General Harris will be arriving at your West Air Force Base with the 3rd Marine Division in about 2 hours. I am off to see about my men, update me when you learn something." General Pyle offered the official Camel Eater salute, showing his rear and marched away.

OOC: I TGed WA I know him in RL and I convinced him that he shouldn't get involoved in any wars and whatnot until he's a better RPer so no war for now. :p

Hawdawg Official Response:

Very Well the Marines are disappointed, but they understand. We are issuing a recall of our men at this moment. Since General Harris is still in the air, we will turn him back. The Marines at CE-2 Naval Base will need two weeks to reload their equipment and men before departing.

Aye, have a nice day now.


Josey Wales
Minister of Defense
Holy Republic of Hawdawg

OOC: Alright. If it springs up again then TG me.

It's over? Dwang.

Anyway, Camel Eaters, if this springs up again please let me know.

OOC: Got it y'all.