NationStates Jolt Archive

We as the Republic of Democratic Peoples Korea that we recieve federal food aide in exchange for the depletion of our Uranium Enrichment Program. If the demand is not met in the next 48 hours, we will escort the weapons inspectors to leave the country and continue with research and development.

-DPRK Defense Minister

Errr.....good for you?

But seriously, gents, if you so much as think about throwing one of those little nasties at us when you've got one, there won't be much of a DPRK left to mention.

Except a big, glowing crater of course.

Cheers!

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs

Errr.....good for you?

But seriously, gents, if you so much as think about throwing one of those little nasties at us when you've got one, there won't be much of a DPRK left to mention.

Except a big, glowing crater of course.

Cheers!

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Carl Vanderhoven, Minister of Foreign Affairs


The demand sits. Now it expires in 24 hours.

-DPRK Defense Minister

The Empire of --Hong--Kong-- believes that the food shortages occuring in your nation is because the main food supplies go to your military.

Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Zhen Xi


OCC - Well, North Korea is running in its 10th year of food shortages because of the food they get go to their military. But if you wanna RP as South Korea, then food shouldn't be a problem.

Or is that just me?

The Nano Soft Govt. agrees to this and will supply Korea with the food they need. We would also like to offer medical care to Korean people free of charge.


Top Secret IC:
All food that is beinf prepared is being affeted with a anthrax(sp) enogh to effect th person to kill them within couple of days.
End TS IC

Medical crews are being prepared and food and medical crews will ship out on C-130s.

OCC - Why are you going to kill the Korean People?

OCC - Why are you going to kill the Korean People?
ooc: Is that any of your bees wax? No!

The Iron Concordiat of Wirraway has a simple response

Stand down immediatly or we will be forced to turn your nation into radioactive glass, you have 12 hours to do so.

IC: Cease this outlandish request or prepare to have your country turned into our nation's first weapons proving grounds! Make so much as a move to use a nuclear weapon and you will be destroyed within minutes.

The Imperial Confederation of Patoxia would like to supply the DPRK with the food, medical supplies, and other necessities that they require with no strings attached. We do recommend however that the DPRK slowdown the pace of it's uranium enrichment program and improve the living conditions of her citizens.

The president sleepily said "meet there demand...wait no..no..nuke them"

his aide knew he was only sleeping, And didnt acknowledge the order but wires a message to the nation.

"Touch us with one of dem thing-a-ma-bobbers and have 10 coming back to you."

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DEMAND? How bout you ask nicely. You already booted the wpns inspectors so we dont care :P

The People's Republic will not negotiate with terrorists, nor will we prop up a corrupt Communist regime which abuses its citizens.

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A pair of B-38 Viracocha (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Viracocha)'s are launched, each carrying 80 SHOC cruise missiles. These are targetted at all known uranium reprocessing facilities, along with any other nuclear weapons program related sites. The strikes are timed to occur at around 10:00 local time, in an attempt to destroy the workers as well as the rest of the hardware.

At 10:13 (aforementioned local time), Cassopia sends 400 anti-ICBM counter-missles, and 16 Black Hawk helecopter full of rations to Peoples Korea.

Transmission to the Republic of Democratic Peoples Korea

Dear Peoples Korea,

Anagonia would be more than glad to supply you with five 20 gt Hydrogen Warheads, for we wish to...support...your efforts! Just give us the location of your military bases and we'll send them right away!

With Thanks,

Lasatania, given its location east of the Korean peninsula, regards recent events with extreme displeasure. We warn People's Korea that further threats and the acquisition or sale of nuclear materials and the threat of the use of nuclear weapons will result in massive pre-empitive action.

We give you 48 hours to change your course of action before we initiate strike contingency plans..

Transmission to the Republic of Democratic Peoples Korea

Dear Peoples Korea,

Anagonia would be more than glad to supply you with five 20 gt Hydrogen Warheads, for we wish to...support...your efforts! Just give us the location of your military bases and we'll send them right away!

With Thanks,

Anagonia, should your vessels even near Lasatanian waters, they will be sunk. The Home fleet is currently making an enlarged patrol and there are a number of patrol subs in the region. In addition to this, we are currently on a full alert and as such patrols by long-range fighters and fast interceptors are being made. Should you attempt to move these materials by air, we shall shoot you down.

Transmission to the Republic of Democratic Peoples Korea

Dear Peoples Korea,

Anagonia would be more than glad to supply you with five 20 gt Hydrogen Warheads, for we wish to...support...your efforts! Just give us the location of your military bases and we'll send them right away!

With Thanks,

Such an action would be considering to be an act against the Guilds as such should you procede with such action, we will forced to stop you by military means if nessacary.

As per, People's Korea we suggust you impliment new policies to help your agriculture not demand things from the International Community, since such actions only alert powers to your presence and you may offend them. Such actions will lead to your occupation or destruction.

Regards,

The Guild of External Affairs,

OOC: Does People's Korea sound like a whining version of Kim Il Sung?

ooc: i think he was implying that he would "give" them the 20 gt Hydrogen Warheads, but uh... they would be exploding once korea got them lol

ooc: i think he was implying that he would "give" them the 20 gt Hydrogen Warheads, but uh... they would be exploding lol

OOC: Oh...