Communist Rule
04-11-2004, 19:04
As the USSCR nears a population of 2 billion, the nation is gearing up for a grand gala to celebrate the prosperity, peace, and success of their homeland.
Every city in the United Socialist States of CR are being decorated with streamers, confetti, and balloons. Secret vodka reserves have been tapped for an "alcoholic emergency" declared today by the aging Premier Lobonsky.
Just 70 kilometers outside of Moscow, the annual Red October festival's square will be filled with an expected 700,000 attendants for the national holiday. Surrounding the square will be approximately 1 billion flagpoles flying the great banner of the USSCR. A massive stage will be erected, draped by giant blood red banners displaying the hammer and sickle.
Expected speeches from Premier Lobonsky, the Minister of Agriculture, and the Minister of Foreign Affairs.
After the speeches an expected 50 bands will show to play through the coming week. The great dancers of Moscow will be performing daily. Sporting events will rival the Pan-Hellenic games. Grand firework displays will, with their combined power, rival one tenth of the sun's candella.
The Minister of Defense has, in recognition of the Peoples' service to their homeland, arranged a massive full-scale battle to take place in Sverodinsk, Stalingrad, and the plains of Siberia. The Red Army will be facing obsolete equipment that has been equipped with radio-controlling equipment.
The Marshal of the Air Force has arranged for 2,000 assorted aircraft to fly across the country in a massive wedge formation.
The Admiral of the Fleet of the Soviet Union has arranged for the launching of approximately 5,000 missiles from a Grad-class missile dreadnaught, and the great Sovietskiy Soyuz-II-class battleships will be firing their guns a symbolic 10 times.
As the nation gears up for the grand festival, factories are racing to put out their quotas, farmers are harvesting early, and fishermen heading back to shore. The week of celebration is expected to cost the USSCR approximately 4 trillion dollars. The USSCR extends an offer of invitation to all those in the world.
Every city in the United Socialist States of CR are being decorated with streamers, confetti, and balloons. Secret vodka reserves have been tapped for an "alcoholic emergency" declared today by the aging Premier Lobonsky.
Just 70 kilometers outside of Moscow, the annual Red October festival's square will be filled with an expected 700,000 attendants for the national holiday. Surrounding the square will be approximately 1 billion flagpoles flying the great banner of the USSCR. A massive stage will be erected, draped by giant blood red banners displaying the hammer and sickle.
Expected speeches from Premier Lobonsky, the Minister of Agriculture, and the Minister of Foreign Affairs.
After the speeches an expected 50 bands will show to play through the coming week. The great dancers of Moscow will be performing daily. Sporting events will rival the Pan-Hellenic games. Grand firework displays will, with their combined power, rival one tenth of the sun's candella.
The Minister of Defense has, in recognition of the Peoples' service to their homeland, arranged a massive full-scale battle to take place in Sverodinsk, Stalingrad, and the plains of Siberia. The Red Army will be facing obsolete equipment that has been equipped with radio-controlling equipment.
The Marshal of the Air Force has arranged for 2,000 assorted aircraft to fly across the country in a massive wedge formation.
The Admiral of the Fleet of the Soviet Union has arranged for the launching of approximately 5,000 missiles from a Grad-class missile dreadnaught, and the great Sovietskiy Soyuz-II-class battleships will be firing their guns a symbolic 10 times.
As the nation gears up for the grand festival, factories are racing to put out their quotas, farmers are harvesting early, and fishermen heading back to shore. The week of celebration is expected to cost the USSCR approximately 4 trillion dollars. The USSCR extends an offer of invitation to all those in the world.