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Cop City would like to offer a large SWAT unit for sale consisting off-

100 SWAT vans
500 Police Cars
1000 SWAT officers
8 Situation Vehicles
19 Tow Trucks
16 Camera Trucks

Very useful for all round policing and dealing with criminal and terrorist threats.

Bids around the $200 million mark please.

Bidding is open, will be sold to highest bidder shortly.

We are selling to raise funds for a war against Severland.

Thanks,

Commander-In-Chief
Cop City Police Force

$200,000,000

5 mins from bid, then sold.

Sold.

Please wire the money.

"This is slavery and we will not tolerate it or stand idly by and let it happen. You cannot sell SWAT officers as they are men, and men are people, not things such as squad cars, things that can be bought and sold. Officers are living beings!"


Czar Roger Fabus

Sold.

Please wire the money.

***** Money wired *****

You can keep the cops.