NationStates Jolt Archive

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network. A short while ago, the Czar announced that he would permit single males aged 14 to 22 to volunteer to form a loosely organized collection of martyr battalions. Today we are proud to announce we have forty battalions (500 in each) of 'Seekers of Martyrdom.'"


(Cut to footage of about 1000 youths aged 15-17 in BDUs with 20-30 pounds of C-4 strapped on their chests and backs with web gear) They are chanting, "Hail Fabus! For Fabus! To die for Fabus is to live forever!"


(Back to Mladic)

"The Czar stated that he made the decision to allow the "Seekers of Martyrdom" Corps to form under advice given to him by his father, who was speaking on the behalf of a society of gifted men, intelligent advisors who are able to determine through detailed analysis, what is best for the military and political machine of state.


Ooc- These are self-defense suicide bombers, they will do things such as dive under hostile tanks, jump into clusters of troops... Their units will only be mobilized if DA was in a serious military campaign. These are NOT terrorists.

hmm..... interesting idea...

Though the Republic of Ancient Terra cannot fathom ever sending men into battle knowing that they would die, we do see the military logic behind it.

Looks like equipping my main battle tanks with big flamethrowers was a good investment after all.

Monetistan, Greater Crescent Headquarters

"It's a chance?" The CEO asked, stretching her legs into the general direction of a nearby sycophant.

"Yes. Yes it is." His sycophant answered while licking his CEO's attractive feet.

A few days later

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Same Time, Monetistan

For a moment, the CEO thought she had gone to far.

But then, business is business. And so she continued sipping from her wine, enjoying the massage.

Credonia fails to see the specific and practical logic of this highlyt ineffective tactic. Furthermore, we are deeply concerned that these "suicide bombers" could go off on a tangent at any given time and become terrorists, inflicting harm on innocent nations.

Credonia has been one of the biggest fighters of terrorism in the world to date and we will not hesitate to deal with your terrorists should it come to that. This is not a threat. This is merely a warning. Keep your people in line. If there are reports that your suicide bombers are attacking nations and you are not at war, you will be hearing again from the nation of Credonia with the backing of the entire international community. Mark our words. We rarely go back on what we say.

Hmm... I see you have an army of depressed teens who want to end their pointless existance... :D

OOC: it would appear so!

Decisive Action citizens to be trained as suicide bombers eh? What an ingenious way to make use of such obvious trash.
-FMMSII

Czar Fabus addressed a large crowd of the "Seekers of Martyrdom" Corps as he stood at the party conference center in Philadelphia, Mississippi. The center was large and open, marble laid down in perfect order, not even a sixteenth of an inch above any other part, all smooth and level. He had walked over to the podium and then, started to speak.


"Seekers of Martyrdom, you are assembled here today to be sworn into your positions and soldify your special bond with God, via your holy oaths..."


They all started to pray in Latin as Roger led the prayer, when he was done, he held out a bible and each youth walked up to the podium, kissed the bible, and then walked on back to his spot in line. The bible kissing took about an hour as there were well over two thousand youths assembled.

Then the Bishop of the Mississippian Orthodox Catholic Church said a few words, "Warriors of Christ, you should consider joining the struggle against the muslim heathen in Chechnya, any who die in a crusade for God shall live on always."