NationStates Jolt Archive

"That's the last straw" cried Thomas Karter, the minister for international affairs. "I can't take it anymore! That man is a royal pain in the arse". By this time Minister Karter was red in the face and would have yelled at the next person he saw were it not for the fact that is was The President.
"What's the matter Tom?" he asked. "I could hear you from down the hall" The President was obviously concerned so the minister sat down. He sighed "It's that blithering idiot of a dictator, last year's negotiations didn't go so well and ever since we haven't exactly been the greatest of friends".
"Last year's negotiations?" he paused. "You mean the ones the ASS forgot about?"
"Exactly those ones Mr President"
"There's something else I can tell"
"Well" this time the minister paused. "The recent negotiations have reached an abrupt halt when the ASS diplomat called our country a laughing stock on international television". The President just stared. "What’s more the ASS refused to apologise saying what their diplomat said was true and an apology would simply be lying. Now it was The President's turn to go red.
"In that case" he said surprisingly calmly. "We go to war".

OOC:
The thread is closed to all others except the following
-Dangerous Peoples
-Molop
-Sayt
-Kimblewimble
-Jarridia :D
(If you want to join send me a telegram)

"Earlier today The President said that he had enough of the maltreatment and inequity the people of The Anthropomorphic State of Sayt had been giving to other nations. More on this topic is Carol Duman our live in the field reporter".
"Thanks Jim, As you said The President made a statement earlier today to the public regarding the treatment we as a people had received from the Anthropomorphic State of Sayt. He said "I can not stand for such a show of ignorance and lack of respect for the rights of individuals" and then went on to say "I have never been so humiliated in my life, there can be no redemption! There can be only war!" This was folled by an official declaration of war against The Anthropormhic State of Sayt. We interviewed several government officials on what their opinions are on this matter. The results are as follows: 12% are against while a wopping 67% are for it the remainder remaining neutral or are uncertain of what to think. One nearby individual had only this to say "It's about Bloody time" I'm Carol Duman reporting to you live for FCBN.

3 a.m. The presidents home

Ring Ring Ring Ring Rring "Hello...Bill its three in the bloody morning"
Billius mcfrancis worthington senior makes quite a few personal calls-this one however was not one of them.

"Mr prasident we have a situation"

'What kind of situation Bill'

'nucelear bombs Mr president'

The president is not quite as groggy now as he was a few minutes ago.

"What the Fuck do you mean 'Nuclear bombs'"

'pete whats going on' mumbles Peter Michel Borskins wife Anja.

'Hold the phone for a second Bill, nothing Anja go back to sleep'

'I'm Talking about Thetwenty-five hydrogen bombs launched about ten minutes ago'

'Where the fucken Hell did they come from Billius'

Billius gulps, the president usualy usees nick names, when he doensn't there was an extreamly high chance of someone getting cut, in more ways than one.

'Beltina sir, The Floating city of beltina'.

'Oh shit, I want those nukes nocked out of the air befor they even reach Saytian Air space and the loud speakers we put in for advertising cansel them tell the citizensto get to their bomb shelters.'

Another thing about Peter Michel Borskins When he starts swearing things get done or people get charged with treason then floged if hes in an especialy bad mood flooged to death in private of couse mainly beacause the childeren would be scared for life, also beacause the blood and flesh clog up the drain pipes.

'oh and wire a tele gram to the beltinan president to find out what the heck we've done this time'

'Stay in touch'

'Will do'

click

'Anja wake up, get the kids to the bomb shelter.'

and the sniper loads and fixes the sight of his smith & weson 105. Caliber, semi-automatic sniper rifle on the forehead of Peter Michel Borskins... :sniper:

IC: The President was about to push the big red shiny button that would signal the beginning of the end for Sayt, but just as he was about to several alarms, klaxons and sirens went off.
"What's going on?" The startled president said.
"It appears that someone has launched nuclear missiles at Sayt" replied a nearby OSD worker.
"From where?”
"Here, apparently"
"What?!” he exclaimed. We don't have any nuclear weaponry" The President frowned. Someone was launching nukes and blaming us for it. "How many of them can we shoot down?"
"Almost all but several of them could explode in midair."
"Damn"
The ODS worker continued "Also the fallout could affect many countries throughout 12th world Groupings including our long term friends and allies, Nalecia and Dangerous Peoples".

OOC: I don't know why you put in that post about my country using nuclear "bombs" but if you really want me to I will :D . I'll just blame a terrorist group.
P.S You can edit your posts by clicking edit/delete.

OOC: ARRG! EVIL! NOT FAIR! BAD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING!
To fix this type your post up in Word and push "F7". This will correct your grammar and spelling and I wont post angry comments about your posts (like this).

MEMO
TO: ALL Kimblewimblian Arms Companies
SUBJECT: The time of LIBERALISM is OVER

My dear friends;
As I am sure you know, it is time to appoint a new leader of the Church of Kimblewimble. Our previous cleric has proven himself incapable of running the Theocracy. If he cannot save his own stocks from crashing, we have no need of him. The new cleric will be appointed as according to the Tradition of our state. The target here will be Sayt, and we will be aligning ourselves with the Floating City of Beltina, who, as they appear to have nuclear weapons, could potentially stop our population growth for a few days or so.
You know the rules. He whose company's weapons destroy the most buildings and kill or maim the most civilians shall be declared the Cleric-Elect. I look forward to resilts.

FROM: Marcus O'Mounessy; CEO, Kimblewimble Corp; Acting Cleric-of-Kimblewimble; MBKE (Medal of Belligerence of the Kimblewimblian Empire); OKE (Order of the Kimblewimblian Empire); FWAH (Fish Without A Head)

OOC: Fish Without a Head??????????????????????? :confused:

BANG

Cheenaca awoke to find her Pricipal lying concussed at the foot of his bed, and the Half Wookie Half Scorpin hybrid was not happy about it ( as in she would have anilated the Block given the chance)Thank fully the would-be assasin lept up with a Katana to finish the job.

'WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH'

Then proceding to rip the male assasins arms of shoot of his testicle, Penis, Ears and right big Toe then pump him full of sedative with his Tail

7pm
St Klu-nas Private Hospital

'Wha... Who, when, why, how'

'Calm down pete'

Bill Wat the fuck happend'

'you were attacked mr president, the assasin was taken care of'

'Is he still alive'

'Yes Bearly, Cheenaca managed to ,ahhhhhhh, subdue him'

'Does he still have arms?'

'No'

'Genitals?'

'No'

'Head?'

'Yes'

'Cheenaca must be going soft'

'Hahahahahahahahah'

A memory washes over peter Mical Borskin.

'The Bombs'

'Taken care of''

'Any casualtys'

'Four, one civilian, three military in cluding sargent Jonathan anthony Marcus Archibald Wortington VIII, from Beltina'

WHAT?

'I Know sir, I thaught that they were pacifsts to.'

'Not that numbskull, If he was beltinan Then Who launched those nukes'

For the First time in his life the Under- Secretary of defence blushed at such an obvious over sight.

'Send compensation to all the casualtys family’s, Yes even the beltinans,and Iwant a wall of tanks thirtly rows deep on the Beltina-Sayt border but do not open fire untill an attack is launced againtst us, pray to God it doenst come to that'

'Yessir'

The President stood observing images being seen by their satellites. If he wanted he could have and view from any place but this one made that totally unnecesary. The big explosions raced across the cities wiping out everything withem them and everything within several hundred miles.
"Remove the clouds from the image"
"At once Mr President" Almost immediatly the screen changed entirely. Watching this new image The President could see the remains of buildings and other large objects. Strewn about this particular scene as if thrown by a disgruntled child. "What a pity" was all The President said.

MEMO
TO: Orbital ATTACK Sattelites
SUBJECT: WE are going to have some FUN

My friends;
The time has come for you to show why you attracted all that big-business sponsorship. To make this fairer for some of the smaller companies (though not much smaller) we are requesting that you only destroy civilian targets. These targets may include:
-Saytians
-Beltinian soldiers who get in the way
-Other Beltinians (though not too many, please, it would not look good)
-Each other (we want to have some fun here, and it would be useful to know whether the sattelites can defend themselves)
-Anyone else who isn't me
You have your orders. Go for it. We'll leave buildings to the tanks.

FROM: Marcus O'Mounessy; CEO, Kimblewimble Corp; Acting Cleric-of-Kimblewimble; MBKE (Medal of Belligerence of the Kimblewimblian Empire); OKE (Order of the Kimblewimblian Empire); FWAH (Fish Without A Head); NRIMI (No Really, I Mean It - fish without a head, the greatest thing you can get out of a Kimblewimblian university is a decapitation)

OOC:
Kimblewimble none of my soldiers are in Sayt.
Also on the last line *points to the last line with the dots* those dots mean he's speechless. Also due to the NS exchange rates Sayt just paid a family in Beltina a small fortune! :D

BIC:
The President was tired from making several statements at press releases throughout The Floating City. He decided to take a walk through his private forest. Birds sung in the trees and there were animals everywhere. The President sat down on a rock and began staring into a pond just at his feet.
"For a nuclear explosion that one did surprisingly little damage". The President got out his cell phone and made a quick call to the family of the man. However when a man answered he told The President that they never had a son. "What?” He replied "Never had a son?".
"That's right Mr President we never had a son only 2 lovely daughters".
"....."

12:06 am

The Oblong office

'Bill get Matius'

'Will do Peter'

'I'm already hear Peter'

Secretary of defence Lord-General Matius John-Pierre McWorthingtom XIII was not a happy man, Four things were the fault of this, A) it was twelve o-bloody-clock in the morning, B) it was Black friday, C) it was his birthday and D) he was at war with the country his parents had been born in. He was one of seven people curently alive that even Knew the presidents first name.

'Do we Know who launced those missles yet'

'Not yet sir'

'Matius try and get a cease fire sorted out between us and Beltina'

'Ngaaaaaaaaaaaa'

'Cheenaca I know you dont like those Beltinans but they have superior weponry, manpower and economy..'

'wraaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg'

'I dont give a damn what those poachers did to your family'


'Anything else sir?'

'Have we got the co-ordanates of the silos that launced those nukes?'

'Yes'

'Try and get consent from the beltinan President to allow us to send a Special-ops unit to that silo'

'Will do Pete'
He turns to leave

'Oh and Mat'

'Yes'

'If the Negotations dont go so well Try and borrow some HALO fighters of Gruzhag'

'Sir'

'Also drop a few hundred Nukes on Kimblewimble and Whoever Tried to nuke us'

'Will do sir'

'Matt try not to drop TO many nukes on them, after all we want them to be habitable in under two decades'
Matius John-Pierre McWorthingtom XIII was Known to drop so many nukes on a country that it would be un-habitable for several millenia an became Cockroach & Scorpion farms.

(Saytian Scorpions have lived near Veins of plutonium,Uranium and other radioactive materials sience the begining of time so now theire become immune to radiation and are un-mutated, apart from the Blindness and the Echolocation :D )

OOC: Does Sayt have Alsatians?
'Matt try not to drop TO many nukes on them, after all we want them to be habitable in under two decades'

It doesn't matter how many you drop. Whether they are habitable in two decades depends entirely on the half-lives of the radioactive material used. Hiroshima, for example, is not technically "safe" after 59 years, and if you remember, they dropped a bomb with only about a hun dredth of the power of modern ones there.

BIC: Up in space, chaos was reigning as Kimblewimblian attack sattelites shot wildly at each other. On the ground, Marcus O'Mounessey was getting frustrated. he hadn't meant for them to only attack each other.
"Nukes coming this way," he told them, "Cease fire and get the nukes down."
As it happened, he was quite riht about the nukes, though not intentionally. Laser fire lit the sky and, from high up in the air, mushroom clouds burst as the bombs released their payload all over the (previously) bird indeasted sky.
Marcus was really confused now.
"There were nukes? Damn Sayt! MOBILISE THE ARMY! LEAVE NO BUILDING OR PERSON OR THING STANDING! ATTACK!"
Dust clouds arose as they marched off to war.

The President watched Sayt's somewhat pitiful attempt to nuke Kimblewimble. He had to admit their laser defence system was good, very good. That and Anthropomorphic State of Sayt was as effective with nukes as a todler is with power tools. The President entered a command. "Knowing how people think in Sayt their leader will probably try to launch a 'counter' attack".
Meanwhile a large portion of the Beltinian surveillance satellites began monitoring the space between Beltina and Sayt making sure all unwanted visitors would arrive to find a big surprise waiting for them, ninjas.

OOC: There is no such thing as radiation immunity. Your scorpion things may be resistant to radiation but total immunity isn't very realistic. What's more it sounds like Cheenaca is a pet in which case your a slaver nation. :eek:

OOC:Cheenaca is neither slave no pet, In fact she is paid a large amount of money. She is also an orphan thanks to BELTINAN POCHERS.

BIC:'Those Bloody Kimblewimbleans, They'll do Any thing to prove who's Weapon company Is better, Bloody capitilists Thed Kill Each other if they got half a chance, Matius did we get those H.A.L.O.'s'

'Yeah, But I had to call on a few debts to even talk them, then They found out who I was They even gave us a Few Hundered satelites of our own, Most of them are just hollow asteroids with turbolasers, crew Quarters, a few computers for targeting, manageing life support the engines, and EMP Charges for the otherwise unarmed survalence satelites. They can Stay in orbit about a year but its suggested that the crew come down Tri anualy for their mental health.'

'Good, how long till there opporational?''

'They are sir, There blasting kimblewimbleyan satilites into oblivion as we speek'

'Exelent, Oh and have you sent that telegram to belina yet?'

'Which one would that be.'

'The one about working out a cease fire.'

'Ahhhhhhh not yet sir.'

'Well send it then'

'yes sir, oh and Mr president'

'Yes Matius?'

'There was a couter attack from the nukes there down to the last tank.'

'Who was it and why wasn't it informed.'

'The Kimblewimblians sir and the attack didnt even reach Mossboint'

'Thats pathetic'
Mossboint was a Large town about one Kilometer from the border. Nuff said. :p

OOC: Now I really cannot understand what you're saying, Sayt.
Bloody capitilists Thed Kill Each other if they got half a chance
What do you think we were doing before?

BIC: "Damn it all," shouted Marcus, "If our soldiers cannot be stuffed even walking to the border of Sayt, we might as well fight each other! Executives move your armies into formation! First two ten thousand kills wins the clericship!"
"Ahem," a signal was coming in from the sattelites, "We are under fire, I repeat, we are under fire."
"Fine! That's all we need! An attack by the dirty Saytians! Put out the advertising banners and go advertise someplace. Mind your own business! If these Saytians cause any damage at all it could hurt revenues! We shalll seek a peace agreement and blame everything on Kryzvakistan."

OOC: That's just a tad unrealistic. A friendly nation just happaned to have turbo laser armed asteroid looking satellites and just happaned to lend them to you. Also for I have no idea what you mean by "Beltinan Poachers". My people have no desire for your "orphan" or her race.

IC: A Beltinan satellite detected a cease of activity in a sector of space usually full of Kimblewimble's satellites. It reported this almost immediatly and soon every high level official in the Beltinan government knew what Sayt had done and they were not happy.
"An unfortunate turn of events" said The President
"Mr President we have a message from the Saytian government"
"Good, give it to me and you can leave"
"Yes Mr President"
The President was not a religious man but he made a silent prair that this message would bring about a peaceful situation to this war. He broke the seal on the back and slowly opened the envelope. (Insert message here) :D

OOC: Don't worry Beltina. As a condition on the loan of the money used for some of the sattelites, they must devote a percentage of their time to beaming television footage for Fox and displaying ads for Microsoft.

After all, as the Kimblewimblian anthem says,

"Ever strong and ever bold.
Even in the stranglehold.
Of nations hot and nations cold,
Always we worship you, our gold,
Though our nation has ne'er been sold."

OOC: Kimblewinble, when i said they didnt even reach mossboint I was Implying they were shot to pieces :D

OOC: Kimblewimble's attack never left his borders. What's more it's Kimblewimble with an m not an n. Also If you don't stop godmodding your people are going to forget what "free" means the hard way. (Note: this is too Sayt)

BIC: The President opened the envelope and to his surprise another envelope was inside that and another inside that. The President had to repeat the process several times but after The President had opened nearly ten envelopes a small piece of paper proptly fell out. And on it was a short telegram from Sayt .......(Insert message here)

OOC: So now I'm not allowed to horribly twist whatever you say? You bloody pacifist! First, you have nuclear weapons, then you have some kind of other weird thing, then you decide that you'll destroy my army of several million (look at the armed forces checker)! I think I have the right to twist whatever you say. You godmode me, I'll godmode you.

BIC/GM: "Release the monkeys," shouted Marcus, "I'll show them what we do to god-moders. I won't use wimbles. While more dangerous than these, they're too valuable to lose."

At Marcus' command, millions upon millions of screaming invisble, invulnerable, invincible cyber monkeys poured out of their cages outside the borders of Sayt. They immediately set upon anyone and everyone they came across in the Saytian cities and devoured them, excluding the vital organs, which they left hanging from telephone poles.

OOC: Ah, at least I'm being creative about my godmoding

OOC: In one of your posts you said something about sending me a message. However, I have received no such message and instead I'm going to be a little creative :D. Originally you were supposed to rp The President opening the envelope and reading the message, but now it's too late.

IC: The President picked up the telegram. Quickly The President searched every inch of the telegram but oddly enough it was totally blank. The President thinking the message may be invisible put it in the microwave and after a minute or two a message appeared.

"Sup my homigees,
Dont be angry d00ds. We ain't donne nuthin rong. So stop ur atk aginst us.
From Jack Bobkins, Deputi minster of stuff that hapans outside our cuntry
P.S I 4/\/\ t3h R0XX0R!!!!

The President after reading the message promptly tossed it into his gas fire where it court on fire and burnt to a crisp. The President then got out a grenade and threw it in his fire where it exploded and took out a large section of the wall.
"I take it you got another message from Sayt Mr President" said The President's personal aide.
"Damn right"
"Was it from the same guy?"
"No, but he was still an idiot"
"I see, do you want to initialize and attack Mr President?"
"Of course, Use all the satellites and mobilize our elite ninja!
"At once Mr President"

OOC: Beltina, I just noticed something very interesting in one of your posts. It is this: What's more it's Kimblewible with an m not an n.

Did you intend to spell Kimblewimble without either an 'm' or 'n'?

OOC: That would be the fault of my wireless keyboard. It's very unreliable. For example I could be trying to type "She hit an apple with her head" and end up with "Seht pl r ad". But I'll correct my post if that'll make you feel better.
P.S How about we ignore the godmodding? (Cyber monkeys, hollow asteroids with turbo-lasers etc)

BIC: The President ordered all 25 defence satellites to target the Saytian capital. Almost immediatly the satellites locked onto their target and fired.
Missiles and large chunks of metal rained down upon an unsuspecting populace. The attack lasted for 15 seconds and that was all it took to level the city.
"I knew having a large military was pointless, with the power of these satellites Sayt doesn't stand a chance"

Michail peter borskin oldest son was a special boy, probably beacause he had the presidential offices of kimblewimble and beltina rigged with C4, now he was dead and his young, impulsive, Rash, angry little brother had the remote triger for the C4 and he knew how to use it...

boom went the president of beltina's office and the head clerics office in kimblewimble. They were both in them.

Three black helicopters swooped down through the atmosphere, towards the desolate Saytian city. They dived past smoking stumps of buildings, weaving through the rubble a few metres from the ground. Suddenly, a few black shapes leapt from the helicopters, rolled on the ground, then leapt up and sprinted off, as the helicopters shot upward again. The elite troops weaved a seemingly random path through the rubble, spraying what seemed to be paint onto the ground. Then, the helicopters swooped down again, and picked up the elites. On the way back up, they surveyed the scene below. Written in very very large block letters, covering the entire destroyed city, were the words:

"Haha, you suck!"

OOC:
I invite Que-Corp to join this thread.

A message flashes up on the screen on Matius' portable phone-and-general-messaging-device (PAGMD).

TO:Secretary of defence Lord-General Matius John-Pierre McWorthingtom XIII
FROM:PX-2156, Foreign Relations and Debt Collection Officer, Que-Corp.

MESSAGE: In regard to the satellites lent to you:
We recently aquired the licence and ownership of approximately 100 asteroid-satellites through the aquisition of a major Gruzhag company, which they were previously owned by. This means our general contract comes into effect. It is our understanding that you have breached Section 123-657-567, Clause 4 of the Basic Satellite Lending Contract. We demand the instant return of the aforementioned weapons, you will be billed for any damage or defacement.
Thankyou.

OOC:
Who in their right mind hits an apple with their head anyway, Beltina?

Michail peter borskin oldest son was a special boy, probably beacause he had the presidential offices of kimblewimble and beltina rigged with C4, now he was dead and his young, impulsive, Rash, angry little brother had the remote triger for the C4 and he knew how to use it...

boom went the president of beltina's office and the head clerics office in kimblewimble. They were both in them.

OOC: I have a few questions: 1) how did he plant the C4? Saytians aren't allowed in my countries. 2) How come his brother didn't die when the city was leveled? 3) How the come the satellites didn't destroy the remote? 4) If the satellites attack caused the remotes button to be pushed then how come the remote had enough range to trigger the C4? And 5) why does rash have a capital r?

Now back to the rp! BIC: The President was still in the OSD building when the C4 went off. The image he had been watching suddenly disappeared and was replaced by one of destruction. A massive dark red cloud still floated high above the remains of the building and The President was not happy about it, were it not for the fact that the satellites were still reloading he would have destroyed another Saytian city. He told the computer to redisplay the image of the destroyed Saytian city and was surprised to see the words “Haha, you suck!”

OOC:
Who in their right mind hits an apple with their head anyway, Beltina?

Ummm......
It was just an example! Although, if someone wanted to..........

....they would look pretty silly afterwards.

OOC: With that thing about the C4, I think Sayt has made a very important mistake in my case. There currently is no Chief Cleric of Kimblewimble. The only reason we attacked Sayt in the first place was for the arms companies to prove themselves in battle so that we could appoint a new one.



Originally Posted by Dangerous Peoples
OOC:
Who in their right mind hits an apple with their head anyway, Beltina?



That one's simple - someone who wants to see if the apple is squishy or not will use their forehead because it will be slightly less disgusting due to the hands and fingers being much more sensitive.

OOC: This thred is getting boring :( :( :( :(

OOC: well you could make some in character posts, make it interesting......

OOC: Sayt, why didn't you answer my questions? Oh well....

BIC:
The President sighed, he had been trying to display the incredible might of the OSDS and thus get Sayt to surrender, but instead this had happened.
"Why must these people resort to acts of terrorism? Why can't they just accept defeat and move on?"
"I don't know Mr President"
"Issue an official apology to The War Torn State of Sayt regarding the destruction of their city"
"Mr President!”
"Do it!"
"...."
"You heard me!"
"Of course Mr President"
When the aide was gone The President muttered something to himself "Mental Note: Do not attack civilians"

OOC: We wont surrender beacause that's the Saytian way, any Saytian would rather die than surrender(Note:No they were not brain washed this is just the way 95.999% of my people feel(I Know this beacause that question was in a census))

OOC: 95.999%! J33BUS!
On an unrelated topic stop making OOC posts, post IC for once.

IC:
The President was looking at a computer generated map of Sayt when an aide ran up to him.
"Mr President I did as you requested"
"And?"
"And, the Saytian government has refused to comment"
"No matter, tell the elite ninja force to be ready for a possible Saytian invasion"
"Yes Mr President"

A message flashes up on the screen on Head of State of Sayt's portable phone-and-general-messaging-device (PAGMD) while he.

TO:Head of State, Sayt
FROM:PX-2156, Foreign Relations and Debt Collection Officer, Que-Corp.

MESSAGE: We are yet to recieve any word from you or your government on our request for the immediate return of the satellites. If we do not recieve a response to our request we will take action specified under Section 145-627-678 of the Basic Satellite Lending Contract, which specifies that if products are not returned within one (local) day of the second request they will be repossessed and any person resisting this will be dealt with in a manner deemed appropriate to the situation.
Thankyou.


Approximately 30 repossession personnel assemble 21km off the western border of Sayt. They are led by Captain ZF-4517, an almost legendary name in the world of repossession. The team is heavily armed and backed up by a large number of "satellite transport vehicles".

OOC: HAHAHAHAHA... PAGMD funny

IC: When the president of Que-corp came to work he found several hundred small rectangular parcels on his desk he opened (knowing it would have been searched by security to make sure it wasn't a bomb) to find a small device resembling a game boy advance sp, on top it had a note cello taped to it.

'Here are the controls for the satellites. Use them well. Peter Michel Borskin'

OOC: Before anybody asks I would just like to say that I had nothing to do with that post ;)

Your post still has some errors, it SHOULD look like this:

OOC: HAHAHAHAHA... PAGMD funny

IC: When the president of Que-corp came to work he found several hundred small rectangular parcels on his desk he opened (knowing it would have been searched by security to make sure it wasn't a bomb) to find a small device resembling a game boy advance sp, on top it had a note cello taped to it.

'Here are the controls for the satellites. Use them well. Peter Michel Borskin'

(What a weird name!)

Normally The President would have used the OSDS to destroy Sayt, but the recent destruction of (insert name here) still loomed over him. He approached a desk and took hold of a jet black cell phone. The President was callling them.....
His secret ninja army. Soon after The President's phone call several individuals boarded planes for Sayt.

Somewhere outside the saytian president's house 6 shadows climbed up the side of his house. They made almost no noise as they stealthily crept over the roof.
"Is this the window?"
"I would assume so"
One of the shapes pulled something out of his pocket and placed it below the window.
"When morning comes the sun's rays will activate the bomb and we'll be safe and sound back in Beltina"
The shapes crept slowly off the roof, down a wall, across the lawn and scaled the saytian president's fence before entering a black van which quickly drove away.

Then the van exploded.
Back on the roof, what had first appeared to be a shadow sniggered. This was his job, and he was not going to let any old "elite ninjas" steal it from him. He relaxed again, passing back into a state of coma.

"Mr President we just lost contact with our agents in Sayt"
"What? Impossible, nothing could have stopped them"
"It would appear that isn't quite true, the van they were travelling in has exploded, rather ironic don't you think?"
The President was silent for a moment, "order all agents within Saytian borders to return home.
"Of course Mr Presient"
The President was puzzled by this, who would save the saytian president and why?

ooc: Ironic? How so?

OOC: The man assumed the bomb was removed and a bomb was placed on the ninjas vehicle. So, instead of the saytian president being killed the ninjas were.

IC:Cheenaca was woken by the murmur of soft voices, then she caught the smell, Ninjas! Ninjas were assassins, assassins thus caution needed to be employed. She slowly advanced on the group, who were entering a van, they had even knocked over the sign saying 'parked Vehicles will not be towed they will be blown up.' Cheenaca hefted her grenade launcher just as she was about to fire the van exploded, it was the crack of dawn.

OOC: Since when do ninjas drive vans :rolleyes:

OOC: Well, after a short discussion with my brother I now know what "softy voices" means and I happen to think my ninjas sound like NORMAL people not like kirby! (not even in his ninja form) Also Cheenaca is a scary thing! Not only can she smell the difference between normal people and ninjas and sleep very lightly, but she also has her own grenade launcher. :eek:
P.S Ninjas started using vans since people started putting mines on their roofs :p

OOC: So anyway.......

BIC:
The President was sitting at his desk when he had an idea.
"That's brilliant" he thought.

A few hours later a reporter stands outside The Beltinian House of Government

"The President announced earlier today that several Beltinians were killed in an explosion just outside the Saytian president's house. He said that a few tourists had been visiting their relatives when their van exploded. The President also said that if the Saytian government did not immediately explain this act of aggression and compensate the affected families there would be dire repercussions.

Secret IC:

To: The Saytian President
From: The Beltinian President

Dear Sir,
Recently a team of my elite ninja were assassinated outside your home. They were sent there to plant a bomb which would kill you at dawn, however it has come to my attention that this was a mistake, and that in fact this war should have never happened. I would like to discuss a possible treaty to prevent any further loss of life on any side. But before I am to do so the one who interfered with my wrongful attempt upon your life must be found, once this is done hopefully negotiations can be started to bring about the end of this war.

Yours sincerely President ******** (Name censored due to Beltinian law, Note: that is not necessarily the correct amount of characters in The President's name)

IC:To: The Beltinan people.

The receant deaths of the "tourists" in sayt was, unfortunatly nothing but a cover up to disguise the deaths of several elite ninja's sent to the house of the president of Sayt's house, to assasinate Peter Michel Borskin (Me), thus I will not compensate the family's of those ninjas, We will however send the remains to their loved ones, so that they may have a proper burial (or what ever you do with your dead).

To: Unnamed beltinan president

several things
1)I am currently residing in a hidden underground bunker with my family.

2)HAVE YOU NO SOUl, you would have killed four innocent people (not including me) and my cat had we not been in the bunker.

3)you will soon beacome aware of the EMP missiles heading towards your satellites (note: attempting destroying the missiles will only make them detonate early and the blast radius is rather large)

4) That secret letter isn't good enough. :mad:

OOC: That's pretty sad :rolleyes:
A thought has just occured to me, how are able to tell which satellites are mine? :confused: (Also, if you are just destroying every single one in orbit, how can you afford all those missiles?)

OOC:
Missile spesifications:
Top Speed:559 Kp/h
Length(upright):13m
Radius at base:1m
EMP blast radius:500m
Maximum range:776,800km

also my new fighter specifications
Name:Incom T-65
Weapons:Four wing tip lasers and two missile launchers that fire MG7-A warheads (focused nuclear explosives)
Thrust:four ion engines.
(note highly manuverable)

I know which satellites are yours beacause I was monitoring all communications comeing out of your country and I traced some to armed satellites, of couse there could be terrorists operating out of beltina.

IC:
'Matius did those missiles detonate?'
'yes sir, the beltinans shut down the satilites so the missiles didnt knockthem out but however there is a large possibilty that the satellites holey now, meaning there's big holes in them'
'Good'
'Just in case get the T-65's ready to launch'
'will do peter'

OOC: you forgot the maximum range for the missile. I'll finish my post later.........
I can't post losses until I know the maximum range of your missiles

OOC:I have edited my last post so it shows the maximum range of the missiles

OOC: :eek: That's a little less than a third of the way to the SUN! Rather unrealistic if you ask me

OOC: Unrealistic? It's an understatement. I would have put a big fat sideways 8 there if I was him. All the fuel they need is that to get out of the atmosphere, and correct calculations to account for gravitational pull, planetary shift and the like, and they could travel forever due to the frictionless nature of a vacuum, that being what space is.

Another thing:
A little less than a third! 30,000,000 goes into 149,637,000 4.9879 times, thank you very much!

how about I change th max range of the missles to make them more realistic.

OOC: That number looks a little suspicious if you ask me........

IC:
An OSD worker was examining a screen "Nothing much remains of the OSDS Mr President, judging from the images on my screen I would say that our defense satellites our all gone"
"ALL?!"
"Those missiles hit them pretty hard, they aren't designed to take large pieces of metal hitting them at 559kp/h (what's the p stand for?)
"Wait a minute, I thought you said you deactivated all our satellites"
"I did"
"Then who's are you using now?"
"Umm, this satellite technically belongs to Beltina Corp"
"Isn't that convenient, but anyway I want a team sent up to the spy satellites to reactivate them.
"At once Mr President"
Two hours later a shuttle launches heading for the dormant satellites

GAH! YOU FOOLS!
A: The missiles' range is infinite, provided Sayt does not limit them somehow, however the hell they would do that!! READ MY POSTS!
B: THE P STANDS FOR PER! KILOMETRES PER HOUR!!

WHY MUST I CONTEND WITH SUCH FOOOOLS!!

OOC: Dangerous peoples, you must contend with such fools beacause such fools exist.
ps. I participated in my first MSN chat while writing this.

IC:'Matius just in case the beltinans try to repair the satellites send a team of T-65's to patroll the area the satellite field was in.'

OOC: Dangerous peoples, you must contend with such fools beacause such fools exist.
ps. I participated in my first MSN chat while wrighting this.

IC:'Matius just in case the beltinans try to repair the satellites send a team of T-65's to patroll the area the satellite fiel'

OOC: Good for you! (I assume you mean writing this)
P.S I can't quite make out what you just said...........

OOC: Well now that that's fixed, also I'm not "repairing" them I'm reactivating them.

BIC:
The Beltinian Spaceshuttle approached the first dormant spy satellite when something appeared on the radar, with the object closing in fast the crew could easily tell it was a small fighter of some kind. (Is it me or has this suddenly become incredibly lame)

IC:Captain John Fartherston loved his job, he got to fly space superiority fighters.

'Unidentified space shuttle stand down and tell us who the heck you are, this are is off-limits to every body who isn’t saytian military, oh and don’t try to reactivate the satellites we have orders to get violent if people try to reactivate, repair or remove the satellites from this area. non-compliance will lead to destruction of your vessel.'

OOC:how the f**k are they going to work after haveing large, fast moveing hunks of metal ram into them? Also, does radar work in space?

OOC:umm. I'm not reactivating the military ones, they were totally destroyed (not including the Uber satellites because I'm not going to use them) I'm reactivating the spy satellites near where the military satellites were and yes radar does work in space (why wouldn't it?)

BIC:
"This is the Beltinian space shuttle Hcumuekiltnodi and we're not here to do anything to the defense satellites, we simply want to reactivate our communcation satellites that we had to deactivate when your country launched emp missiles".

OOC: Radar woudnt work in space beacause theirs nothing there, radar is just mechanical echolocation. Echolocation is sending out low frequency clicks when the clicks bounce of objects and return to the source, sound works by vibration in space theres nothing to carry the sound therefore no sound thus no echolocation thus NO RADAR.

BIC:'Rodger space shuttle Hcumuekiltnodi but dont try to pull a fast one, I have enough fire power to turn you to dust.'

'very well.'

Ps you didnt answer my question :mad:

What question?

EDIT - Well I didn't know how radar worked so :p
and you don't need to post (basically) the same thing twice to get my attention

OOC:how the f**k are they going to work after haveing large, fast moveing hunks of metal ram into them? Also, does radar work in space?


That Question.

1st of all that's 2 questions and 2nd I've already answered both.

Ooppps, sorry

And IC for god sake

OOC: What's with all thos ps?!

IC: (This is the shuttle Hcumuekiltnodi to Captain John Fartherston)
"We're going to send out a team of 3 to reactivate the first satellite in a few minutes"

Captain John Fatherston's radio crackled and then a metallic voice slowly announced:
"This is Admiral TY-3916, I am leading an internationally sanctioned fleet of armed Spaceships. We have been scanning your radio channel and managed to record your claim to a certain area of space. The Internationally ratified Space-Conservation Treaty clearly states that no area of space may be claimed by any nation or organisation unless it is the path for a non-military satellite. The area you have laid claim to on behalf of Sayt is NOT a legal registered path for a saytian satellite. If you pursue your threat of violence toward the Hcumuekiltnodi."

The pilot of the Hcumuekiltnodi also heard a metallic voice over his radio:
"This is under-captain TW-4517, we are an internationally sanctioned space patrol fleet, we have informed Captain John Fatherston that he is required by international treaty to remain peaceful. If he does fire upon you we will back you up, it is our strong reccomendation that if you are attacked to notify us immediately and then leave the area. We will not charge for our service"

OOC: Actually what Sayt described was ~SONAR~. radar would and DOES work in space.

OOC: Opps. Oh and by the by what makes you think I signed that Treaty, But just for the sake of the rp ill Sayt I Signed it :) .

BIC: 'Very well, But, Because I am unfamiliar with The treaty Is there a clause in it that says the saytian government has the right to destroy or take possession of any satellites that have damaged Saytian property or have taken a life within the borders of Sayt.'

OOC: Isn't that self-defense?
OOC2: I love the name of my shuttle ;) (U probably wont get why tho XD)
EDIT: -------> USE SPELL CHECK GOD DAMN IT <-------

OOC: Your right I don’t. And IC for goodness sake

OOC: i-dont-like-you-much either.

Admiral TY-3916 sighed and turned to his second in command, DH-6574;
"You know it's much more fun when they refuse to comply, I'm afraid the torpedo tubes will end up crusted over with debris if they aren't opened soon."
"We could always try and contact those mercenaries who owe you a favour, they hang around this sector and if we got them to masquerade as Saytians and attack the Beltinian shuttle... well then I'll let your imagination finish that off." replied DH-6574.
"what and break the international treaty on...."
"...They'll never know, just contact those damn mercenaries and give our soldiers some saytian target practise."

Approximately half an hour later two patched up mercenary shuttles arrived and aligned themselves up next the Captain Fatherston's Superiority fighter. They pirated his frequency and contacted the Hcumuekiltnodi.
the pilot heard a heavily accented voice declare "This is Captain, uhhhh, Smith Wesson, no, This is Captain Wesson Smith of the Saytian military. You have ignored our warnings and therefore we are forced to, ummm, shoot you."
The two mercenary ships fired several strafer bullets into then Hcumuekiltnodi's hold and the promptly disappeared.

The torpedo tubes slowly ground open on the ships in Admiral TY-3916's fleet...

OOC: 1) Hypocrisy, SAYT!
2) Awww, Que-Corp u told them ;)

IC:
Onboard the shuttle the crew had been about to exit the airlock on the other side of the shuttle (convenient, don't you think?) as the "saytians" opened fire.
The captain reached towards the radio as the shots went through the hull
"Admiral the Saytians attacked us! I don't know if they'll attack again, you've
got to do something! Please!"

OOC: saytians only has one 'N' :mad: fool.

BIC: 'Captain Smith? IS this some kind of joke, firstly the saytian military does not use sheet iron and blots to patch up space craft, secondly Captain Wesson Smith has been retired for Twenty-nine years and doesn’t approve of the air force thirdly, the shuttle does not have the emblem of the saytian military, fourthly the Saytian military does not use shuttles fiftly , saytian space craft arnt armed with bullets. Oh and by the way the rest of my fighter squadron have just finished surrounding you and are targeting your engines kill me if you wish but if you do you will be stranded. Oh and by the way that shuttle is opperating on a pirate frequency, and the 'captain' is impersonating a saytian citizen and Ex-military personel and I have just recieved permission from the president of sayt to shoot them down.'

Two MG-7A nuclear warheadsjetted out from their launch tubes. the mercenarys never saw them coming

OOC: That's a god mod, Who's to say they don't have the Saytian military emblem? And why wouldn't they see the missiles coming? <-GODMOD
muhahahhahhah *lightning strikes person somewhere in the background* "AAAAAAAH"

IC:
Having nothing better to do while the Saytian Captain attacked the other shuttles the crew went outside their now holy space shuttle and began reactivating a nearby "communications" satellite. Unfortunatly for them, they hadn't noticed the rest of Captain Fatherston's squadron until just now.
"Oops"

OOC: I didn’t mean it literally I meant they weren’t expecting it :p .

OOC: Sayt, you have not made it clear WHO has been surrounded by your squadron, so assuming it is my fleet:

BIC: Admiral TY-3916 turned to the captains in his cabin and shook his head. "They are threatening us now. We are going to have to retaliate now, Imagine what it would do to our reputation if we were to flee. Get your ships into a corral formation and prepare to attack." he said.

The 12 frigates manoeuvred into a spherical formation and then targeted the Saytian fighters.

Admiral TY-3916 radioed Captain John Fatherston one last time,
"This is the Peace-keeping Fleet, withdraw all military space craft from this sector immediately or we will open fire. This is your final warning."

IC: Very Well Admiral TY-3916 we will with draw however I have this conversation recored so you wont be able to say we refused to comply, however if Sayt is attacked by beltinan satillites I will hold you personally responsible for any damage delt to saytian properly or the deaths of saytian citizens'.

After muttering a few commands to his sqadron the turned around and jetted down to the T-65 hangars in sayt

ps MERRY CHRISTMAS

IC: The Beltinian crew watched as the squadron departed before opening a small hatch on the "communications" satellite. The hatch had been covering a small screen which lit up almost instantaniously, below the screen there were 3 small slots. A timer appeared on the screen, the crew had been told about this. They knew that if the timer reached 0 it would erase all the recorded data stored in it's hard drive. One after another the crew each got out a small key card and inserted it into a slot. The timer stopped,
"1 down, 49 more to go"

OOC: Happy Holidays :D

OOC: I'm going to assume you are reactivating the military satellites as well as the communications because of the way that was typed and the fact that you’ve got fifty satellites in total up there.

IC: The probe one of captain Fatherstons pilots set caught the technicians red handed, sure they reactivated the communication satellites but the military ones as well the probe was transmitting down to general Matius and the president in the Oblong office on the giant plasma screen TV that often pretended to be the front wall.

'Wasn't Captain Fatherston ordered to destroy those satellites?'

'Yes, but unfortunately some 'peacekeeping' fleet turned up and prevented Red group from destroying the satellites'

'This is live right.' The president said pointing at the monitor.

'Yes'

'Well send red group back up there and destroy the satellites, all of them, then send them on a run over Beltina and destroy any military installations then order the attack on Beltina'

'Yes sir.' Replied Matins with a gleeful look on his face.

Fort Fire Hawk, half an hour later

The dawn was rising over fort fire hawk, the pilots were saying goodbye to their wife’s, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends, daughters, sons, brothers, sisters and friends and for some it would be a final farewell, for there are always casualties of war. Then it was time the pilots climbed up the ladders and got in their cockpits, some prayed, but many veterans did not for how can god allow such a thing as war to exist, Then they were lifting of slowly at first but picking up speed, for many people, beltinan and saytian, rich and poor a like there would be no sunset...

The Radar-room of a frigate in the fleet was suddenly lit up in flashing red light. "The bastards are coming back" screamed a radar operator, his officer ran over to confirm that the Saytian fighters were indeed heading back toward the fleet, and the satellites they were protecting. The message was passed through to the flagship's control room.

Admiral TY-3916 turned around and grabbed the radio "This is Admiral TY-3916 to Captain Fatherston, turn your fighters around immediately, i repeat, turn your fighters around IMMEDIATELY! you have 12 seconds to comply before we defend our position. Withdraw NOW!" He slammed the handpiece back onto the desk and turned to the captains around him, "Get a lock on all of the fighters and prepare to fire, if they haven't turned around in... 9 seconds, then destroy them."

all over the fleet gun turret's rotated and locked on to the fighters in red group. the clock above the Admirals head slowly counted down, 6 seconds to go.... 5.... 4....

The contents of a letter to the President of Beltina:
Two paperclips and a piece of paper. (There is also some dust).
Written on the piece of paper is as follows:
Dear Mr. Head of State,
We, the Dangerous Peoples, would like to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. For the meagre sum of two (2) billion (000 000 000) dollars ($) we will invade the War-Torn State (Or whatever it is nowadays) of Sayt.
Dangerous Peoples.

The contents of a letter to the Head of State of Sayt:
A piece of paper. (Yet more dust here).
Written on the piece of paper is as follows:
Dear Mr. Head of State,
We, the Dangerous Peoples, would like to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. For the meagre sum of two (2) billion (000 000 000) dollars ($) we will invade the Floating City (Or whatever it is nowadays) of Beltina.
From Dangerous Peoples.

IC: Inner space

'so we have 12 seconds to turn around' Captain Fatherston muttered to himself. 'Okay people we’ve got 7 seconds to complete this mission and get out of here turn around at 2 seconds to go and get the Hell out of here, and Red 15 don't hit any peace keeping ships just the satellites'
Even as he spoke MG-7A proton torpedos were flying at satellites.


Elsewhere
The cargo of a Plane sent to the head of state of dangerous people
1:one letter taped to a large barrel reading: Thank you for your help it is much appreciated here is two (2) billion (000 000 000) dollars ($) worth of Orbs
2:A large barrel filled with orbs

Admiral TY-3916 shook his head and thought to himself, "well either they are really stupid and misunderstood what i was trying to say, or they just want to be turned into confetti."

The gunners looked on in disbelief as the first of the MG-7A proton torpedos hit the satellites. With Captain Fatherston's fighter squadron already in their sights, they only had to squeeze their triggers and they unleashed a firey hail of death in the form of grade II uranium tipped armour piercing bullets flying toward the fighters at mach IV...

OOC: Wow, I've been away for a little while and to be honest reading through all these posts is annoying as hell! But now that that's been said I would like to say, GOD DAMN YOU SAYT! You deliberately forgot something I have said several times and using that as an excuse to invade me and all while I was on holiday! Also two billion dollars worth of orbs....hmm that's 459,315,600,000 orbs :eek: (unless I'm reading my calculator wrong :p )

IC: The crew of the shuttle watched as the missiles blew apart the satellites they had just reactivated, the floated silently until one of them said,
"What a bastard"

OOC2: If he can pay as well as get those fighters and missiles then I can probably pay as well...

BIC: The President was looking at the note suspiciously,
"There's something not quite right about this, why is it dusty?" he sighed, "if only there was another way". Turning to a nearby minister The President made his decision, "Mr Karter, send the money at once"
"At once Mr President"

OOC: So, finally you're back. That took a while. Sayt, how big is an "orb"?

Who cares how big the orbs are! I want to know how big the barrel is :D

Yes but if we know how big an orb is then we can find that out, and if we do not ask how big the barrel is then he sounds like even more of an idiot.

OOC:The diameter of an orb is aprox. 2 (two) Cm (centimeters) in diameter,
note :if you want to now more read on if not.... bleagh

An orbs value depends on what it is made of, An orb with a value of one (1) is made of aluminium, An orb with a value of five (5) is made of copper, An orb with a value of ten (10) is made of Brass, An orb with a value of twenty(20) is made of Stainless steel .

P.s. When I said 'Barrel' I really mean Vat but vat sounds ugly and uncouth.
P.p.s.Merry Christmas eve.
P.p.p.You were on holiday

OOC: Yes, I was on holiday, and you were a *beep* (note: I would normally type the word but the mods would delete me :p ) and now I'm mad at you!

Well, assuming that you paid the amount of two billion dollars in satinless steel orbs (value 20), which would be the logical thing to do, then:

459,315,600,000 orbs in 20 orb orbs (that does actually make sense, assuming that "orb" is the currency and the physical entity, i.e. "orb"="dollar" AND "orb"="coin") means that you are giving him a vat of

459,315,600,000 / 20 = 22,965,780,000 orbs.
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each orb is 2cm in diameter, therefore it has a 1cm radius, using the formula for the volume of a sphere, which the forum won't let me write as it involves both pi and a cubed symbol then each orb takes up

4.18879 cm3.
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if the orbs were packed with no space in between (which is impossible) then the vat would have to be

96,198,829,606.2 cm3 in volume.

this equates to

96198.8296062 m3 in volume (i think, correct me if i'm wrong).
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stainless steel weighs 8000 kg/m3 this means that if the orbs are solid then the plane would be carrying

769,590,636.8496kg worth of orbs.

this equates to

769,590.6368496 tonnes.
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and all this on one cargo plane... WOW...

OOC: Okay I stopped being mad after I read that post,
Thinking about how Sayt has 1,5,10 and 20 value orbs, why doesn't he get an orb with a value of 50 or 100? or maybe even 500 and 1000.....
p.s GJ Que-Corp!

OOC: Sayt, having noticed that you completely ignored my 2nd to last post (page 6) in which a hail of bullets (see post for specifics) were heading toward your fighters, I'll take this to mean you did NOTHING about it.

BIC: The bullets struck the fighters, tearing through the metal and then engine, weaponry and pilots alike. The pilots who weren't killed by the impact of bullets died quickly from lack of oxygen and radiation poisoning.

Ooc:holy S##t Mach 4! :( :( curse the fact that i didnt see that post
P.s. It was your third post.

OOC: Yes maybe it was but it WAS his second to last. Beltina, Sayt, please provide maps for invasion.

OOC: Has anyone (apart from me) realised that the only one profiting from this is DP......
anyway I must find/touch up my map, I know I have it somewhere...

IC:Iit was point less the presidet thought as pushed the big shiny red button that would set of the 10,000 megatonne hydrogen bomb located at the very center of sayt. peter michel borskin raised his hand over the button, and brought it down on the button.

Several seconds later you would never have known the war torn states of Sayt had ever existed un less you happened to notice the gigantic gaping hole were Sayt and small parts of other countries used to be they explosion had actually uncovers large quantity of uranium plutonium and other things radioactive at the bottom of the hole lay a plaque that had been carved by a mysterious old man at the beginning of time in scripted on the plaque were symbols these symbols were unlike few ever seen out side of Sayt it read, translated into common tongue

Here lies Sayt, defiant unto the end of it’s time, may its foundations never be disturbed by those who seek the power that springs from its roots that, they who will come after me will call nuclear energy for it will be their end.

OOC: I guess that means it's over.................

The first Butcherstanian helicopter gunship moved in to survey the wreckage of Sayt. After having satisfied themselves that the now uranium rich soil was worth calling in a scientific team for a proper analysis they circled the plaque one last time and headed back to the QUEB Pact Joint Military Installation in southern Que-Corp.

They returned the following day, along with a team of uranium experts and touched down briefly to drop off the research team, armed guards and the research equipment, all heavily protected from the radiation by Kev-Led(TM) Suits. After several scans the head scientist radioed back to the Butcherstanian Embassy in Que-Corp; "It's perfect for our new mining operation. Bring in the contractors and we should be marketing the stuff by the end of the week, most of the resale worthy product is on the surface, so it will be easy to harvest."

The Helicopter returned for it's final visit before the full-scale mining operation began. The scientific team planted a Butcherstanian flag at the site before climbing aboard and heading home.

OOC: That's a godmod

Yes it is. <--(Formal Complaint)

For a formal complain it's rather short.....

There i deleted it does that make you feel better :rolleyes:

Yes. Yes it does. Beltina, how's that map coming along?

You still want it? I guess I'm going to get invaded after all....
Hmm, well I have the map, I just don't know how to get it too you.. XD

E-mail it to me over MSN, fool.

*laughs at the strangeness*

Oh yes, the strangeness of it all...