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The City of Han's, in The Burnsian Desert, was liberated by Hogsweatian Forces in the Burnsian Liberation. The Hogsweatian troops had been in Han's since the end of the war, as Burnsian Command had obviously forgotten about them. In the meantime, they had fortified their positions with their artillery and tanks. Some 30 Infantry Divisions held the shoreline to Han's, and a further 10 held Han's itself. Armour and Artillery crews cleaned sand from their vehicles day after day, as the vicious Burnsian Desert struck hard against the Hogsweatians, used to jungle and grassland.

Further reinforcements have been sent to Han's - 5 raised North Korean Infantry Divisions and [100,000 men] and two North Korean armoured Divisions [5,000 tanks] would take approximately 4 [NS] months to arrive.

There is also a carrier group in the area.

The government has clearly stated that the area of Han's is Hogsweatian Sovereign Territory and shall be treated as such.

OOC: Oh, no you don't.

IC:

FROM: The Burnsian Desert Public Relations Office
TO: Hogsweatian Politburo
CC: Burnsian Department of Interior, Xeraph, Dr_Twist

This is outrageous. You, Hogsweat, who have liberated The Burnsian Desert at our request, seek to take over our nation? We entrust you with the protection of our soverignty, and you blatantly misuse our trust for your own gain. Expect a response.

FROM: President-General Mitchell K. Craig
TO: 2nd Army Headquarters, Sherra, Mountain/Southern Region

This is a level four offensive alert. Mobilize the 2nd, 54th, 55th, 90th, and 91st Mountain Divisions. Also mobilize the 3rd through 12th Swamp/Wetland Divisions.

--APPROVED 11:12AM--

To: The Burnsian Desert Public Relations Office
From: Hogsweatian Politburo
Bah. It is obvious we cannot trust you with your own sovereignty. Your recent actions have proved this. Either repeal the law or Han's will remain ours. Indefinitly.

Secret IC:

To: Hogsweatian Government
From: Lord JWolf, Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Master

Good job in taking a city from the Burnsian Desert. I see a war in the near future. Just watch your back.

Secret IC:

To: Howsweatian Governemnt
From: President Jason Wolfe

Excellent Work!!! May we send troops to help take other citys? We can send 10,000 troops to help you!

Sherra Army Headquarters, Barracks Area

"This is a code four offensive alert. Report to your rally points immediately. Full gear. Tank divisions meet at motor pool."

Hundreds of thousands of men, still in their government-issue pajamas, scrambled out of their cots, pulling on flak jackets and grabbing M-16s, M-14s, Ratio Ultimates, and SAWs. Rushing to 'rally points' for different platoons in the base, the tank and artillery divisions warmed up their machines lovingly in the motor pool.

Sherra Army Headquarters, Rally Point for 2nd Army, 2nd Platoon

"Good morning, men!" shouted Sargeant 3rd Class M'tolken.

"GOOD MORNING, SIR!!" yelled back his men, all 400 of them, gathered in the large tent.

"That's what I like to hear! Now, on to the reason why you were woken up at three in the morning today. Hogsweat has annexed the city of Han's, in the west," stated M'tolken, pacing back and forth in front of a large map of the western section of The Burnsian Desert. Mumbling between the soldiers ensued, such as,

"I have family in Han's,"

"I told you that they shouldn'tve let Hogsweat stay,"

"Those crayfatas... can't trust 'em."

M'tolken continued. "They have a carrier group off of the shore, which we won't worry about as of yet. Our attack plan consists of a large movement across the inlet here," he pointed to the body of water just east of Han's, "and behind the mountains here. Now get outside and assemble, we have some work to do."

And thus we see the true face of communism.

You are a disgrace to my communist allies and we'll take note of this betrayal of the Burnsian people. Hogsweat isn't to be trusted, instead of being direct and honest they have back-stabbed someone they sought to "help" out.

This is a bad day for communism on the whole, my only hope is that they renounce your imperialistic ways.

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

Several divisions have gotten under way, making the trek west. However, heavy snow has impaired the mobilitry of the Third Artillery Division, halting the movement for 12 hours.

OOC: that should give me enough time to get my men position to strike!

IC:

Secret Messege to: Hogsweat

we are sending 4 armored divisions and scrambling 60 long range bombers and 3 fighter escort divisions to bomb burnisian citys to soften them up for take over.

OOC: HA!! Thanks, I needed that. Do your research.

Are you implying that they're bombing right now?

yes im implying that. oh yeah, they got really good escorts too. but it was secret IC so you dont know that.

OOC: Heh. Cute. So, you just slipped your super steath b0mberzorzz through the AMBSDS, AA emplacements, and fighter patrols? Riiiiiiiiggggghhhht... remind me to annex you.

Noob.

OOC: Heh. Cute. So, you just slipped your super steath b0mberzorzz through the AMBSDS, AA emplacements, and fighter patrols? Riiiiiiiiggggghhhht...

Noob.

no im saying that you werent supposed to know that we were planning bombing raids. IGNORED

OOC: You can't ignore an OOC post. Come back to this thread when you know how to RP. Read the stickys.

OOC: Drag, get out of this thread. I'm in because I waiting for DA to see this.

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Draganovia, we are not attemping to attack The Burnsian Desert... we are just holding what is our rightful sovereign territory.

Weather has become more favorable, and all divisions are under way.

The first prong of the attack force has just cleared the middle area of the mountains south of Han's.

The Phoenixius Council condems this despicable act by Hogsweat, and are send reinforcements to TBD, our region-mate, immediately. Expect the 2nd Assault Fleet and the 3rd Expeditionary Fleet.

Artillery positions are being set up forty miles from Han's.

yes im implying that. oh yeah, they got really good escorts too. but it was secret IC so you dont know that.


Ooc-

If they're boming right now, how could she not know about it?

Anyway, there is a nice invention, it's called RADAR!

The Six divisions at the Mississippian "Embassy" (Base) (2 SRG, 2 RG Armored, and 2 parachute infantry) are readying to help General Craig retake Hans.

The condition, wired to Craig in a letter, read, "We will help you if you agree to stop discriminating against whites."



The 90,000 Volunteer Guard still in TBD in the rural areas were also being readied to help retake Hans.

Mississippi has pledged to defend any and all parts of TBD as TBD is the rightful property of William and Sylvia Fabus and must be preserved intact so they can one day resume the throne.

FROM: General Mitchell Craig
TO: Mississippian Embassy

I think not! How do we know your soldiers will not turn on ours? We don't need you out of that embassy. The last thing we need is a couple of your divisions roaming around Highfather.

Denied.

Draganovia, we are not attemping to attack The Burnsian Desert... we are just holding what is our rightful sovereign territory.

OOC: then forget evreything else i said earlier. and yes, i admit that my posts were n00bish

FROM: General Mitchell Craig
TO: Mississippian Embassy

I think not! How do we know your soldiers will not turn on ours? We don't need you out of that embassy. The last thing we need is a couple of your divisions roaming around Highfather.

Denied.



From: Field Marshal Gerd Von Kruger
Mississippian 4th RG Panzer Corps (5th SRG Division "William Fabus". 20th SRG Division "Sylvia Katrina Fabus". 10th RG Armored Division “The Order of St. John". 7th RG Armored Division “Steel Fists” )

To: General Craig


"Sir, your armed forces are wholly inadequate for the task at hand. Trust me, the SRG can retake Hans in a few hours, with minimal damage to the infrastructure. Don't let people die needless. Let us help you."



From: Field Marshal Philippe Bon
Mississippian 1st Airborne Corps (1st Parachute Division, 8th Parachute Division)

To: General Craig

"Please sir, allow us to help you, our soldiers are elite fighters, we can take Hans with little effort."

RE

Did you hear me?! I said that your request was denied! You have no idea what my forces can do. If I need your help I will request it!

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Official Imperium Statement

"Hogsweat's methods are despicable. This country and its leaders have been shown to have next to no moral values. This is evident in their willingness to subjugate a city which they liberated from the enemy.

"Ridiculous, insidious, and plain stupid. Did you not expect open rebellion or even outside military intervention when you came up with this pathetic plan? Or are you too developmentally retarded to deduce consequences from actions?

"Hogsweat's illegal seizure of TBD territory constitutes a violation of international law, and we encourage Burnsian leaders to retake the city swiftly. If needed, Kelanisian forces will prevent further reinforcement of the city by Hogsweatian troops.

"We understand it is in everyone's best interest that the city be taken back with a minimum of civilian casualties, but with an enemy in control of an allied city this becomes a problem.

"Therefore, in order to leverage the situation somewhat, Kelanis will subject Hogsweatian cities to indiscriminate destructive force for every single Burnsian citizen killed by Hogsweatian forces.

"Good day."

--Kelanis Prime Minister Alexei Novskoyy

Official Reply to Kelanis

The city of Han's is now Hogsweatian Territory, and that will remain. Oh, and I severely advise against touching mainland Hogsweat. You will die a horrible and painful death, imperialist dog.

OOC:Hogsweat, can you post in the Bad Dream thread?

OOC: Not tonight, i'm afraid.

Once again, Hogsweat shows himself to be a traitor to the spirit and letter of socialism. Despicable.

The Communist Manifesto clearly, I state, clearly, comrade, tells us that world unity must be achieved at any methods!

Marx was a man, not a God. His words are not stone, and there are many, many things inside of the Manifesto which are no longer applicable to modern circumstances. A bit like the Bible really.

In other news, the nation of Momanguise was declared a
"Fascist Elitist Society" and was denounced. It is said that "Momanguise continues to refuse the word of our deceased comrades, the bringers of worldwide revolution."

Meanwhile, the Free Press has published figures that put social equality spending at 25% of the national budget. Also, a comedy which figures a puppet called 'SweatyHog' who announces that he is going to 'liberate' the world has recieved the highest viewing figures of the year.

The Communist Manifesto clearly, I state, clearly, comrade, tells us that world unity must be achieved at any methods!

Actually, it states that communism is inevitable, not that it has to be enforced. And we've already seen throughout history that it nations haven't all broken down into revolt and turned communist.

You should stop mis-interpretting your own bible, stalinist.

...and in our final item, Iuthia has been voted that top Sp@amQueen advisor of the year! A big pat on the back for Iuthia!

Actually, it states that communism is inevitable, not that it has to be enforced. And we've already seen throughout history that it nations haven't all broken down into revolt and turned communist.

You should stop mis-interpretting your own bible, stalinist.

Oh just shutup for once will you?
Comrade Nikita Brezhnelov
Cormade Foreign Minister of the PSRH


[OOC: I have nothing against you OOC, by the way.]

Official Reply to Kelanis

The city of Han's is now Hogsweatian Territory, and that will remain. Oh, and I severely advise against touching mainland Hogsweat. You will die a horrible and painful death, imperialist dog.

"Laughable. You 'severely advise' against touching mainland Hogsweat? What if we atomized your little 'mainland' and then there were none of you pathetic aggressive socialists left to make us die this horrible and painful death you speak of?

"Furthermore, Kelanis will mobilize forces to besiege and if necessary forcibly retake the city and return it to TBD control. That is all."

No, you don't understand. We would atomise you.

FROM: President-General Mitchell Craig
TO: Kelanis

Kelanis, I don't believe we asked you to return our city to us. In fact, I don't think we contacted you at all.

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