NationStates Jolt Archive

The Emperor, rarely seen by the common man of Guffingford holds a press conference to set the record staight about the Islam in Guffingford...

Today we are at the end of a long queste, started in the year 1099. To preserve the Aryan race and Christianity from further slander we must start our Greater Programme of Preservation, to protect Guffingford from further moral and religious decline. Only Glorious Christianity is allowed to prevail, all others are witchcraft. I shall now quote the late Lord Procyon, a wise and enlighted man of many talents.
"... I have picked up mine chisel, and made a statue;
I have held mine hammer, and forged steel;
I have slain mine enemies, and forged an Empire;
I watched and stood idle, while Islam was made;
We will stand to destroy this vermin of our World..."

~ Sermon of Lord Axelrod Procyon, The Book of The Plague
I cannot tell how I agree with this small sermon. From now, I shall adapt his works as a new law to outlaw all islamic elements. Even though the Bible and the Quran share the common view of killing all heretics and infidels, punishing all homosexuals we must not be temped to allow this perverse and ridiculous religion in our pure and racially aware society. My thanks to all the viewers and listeners.

HEIL GUFFINGFORD! HEIL GUFFINGFORD! ONE NATION, ONE RACE! ONE NATION, ONE RACE!

Emperor Tilmun,
Absolute Ruler of Guffingford

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GNS - Guffingfordii News Station
Welcome to this international broadcast of GNS, your only fair and balanced news station for all your news around the world, around the clock.

We start our news today with the remarkable wise decision of our devine Emperor Tilmun to ban all undesirable Islamic elements from Guffingford. Public and private talk about this have been restricted in order to uphold the freedom of silence, a new bill signed by our Führer Franck Gerlach to enjoy the fact we can live without the oppressive democracy and to be proud to remain silent. Although controversial in the middle-east, Emperor Tilmun, powerful as he is, did not bow to Muslim fundementalism and threats addressed to him. According to him, "we musn't put up with their violence and horrible laws. Ours are much more progressive."

Now onto another hot topic of todays news...

To: Emperor of Guffingford
From: Mike Von strangaild. Leader of the nation Zackaroth.

At last we have someone who understands us. You see we have had the same islamic infestaion in our land. They refused to leave so we had a great pruge and killed them in the name of God. I hope we can form an allainceship due to the fact many nation are mad at me because of this. WE both share the same beliefs and the same customs so it would very good for the christians to realize we will no longer take the practice of santism anfd other relgions. Soon our glourious day will come.