NationStates Jolt Archive


Sephiroth MEGA-BattleCruiser

The Phoenix Milita
02-11-2004, 15:25
Dew two speroths schip resharch we have decided to make a new spaice kraft to cownter there threat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/grunt74/NS1/SEPH.jpg
we kalled it the USS Sephiroth
500km long
weapons: 40 double barrel pointdefense turrets
16 large disruptors
40 phaser banks
48 photon torpedo tubes
20 quantum torpedos
1 planet killer super duper cannon mk 2
2 quantum giant disruptors
holds 400 fighters/shuttles
primary and secondary shields, forcefields and polarzed hull plating lus regular armor make it a tuff ship
plus it has cloaking device and deflector dish and teleporter
theres 14 warp cores on it and alounge for officers with a abar
crew is 10,000 soldiers
speed: warp 56
its cost us $3,000 to make
Endenia
02-11-2004, 15:27
Dear God.......your joking right?
Sanctaphrax
02-11-2004, 15:27
lol!!!
nice one, sounds like a certain RPer, I just can't place it.:)
Sanctaphrax
02-11-2004, 15:27
Dear God.......your joking right?
yes he's joking, isn't that obvious?
The Phoenix Milita
02-11-2004, 15:29
lol
Chronosia
02-11-2004, 15:29
LMAO! This is hilarious! So bitchy but so good and so true!
Sharina
02-11-2004, 15:31
Dew two speroths schip resharch we have decided to make a new spaice kraft to cownter there threat.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/grunt74/NS1/SEPH.jpg
we kalled it the USS Sephiroth
500km long
weapons: 40 double barrel pointdefense turrets
16 large disruptors
40 phaser banks
48 photon torpedo tubes
20 quantum torpedos
1 planet killer super duper cannon mk 2
2 quantum giant disruptors
holds 400 fighters/shuttles
primary and secondary shields, forcefields and polarzed hull plating lus regular armor make it a tuff ship
plus it has cloaking device and deflector dish and teleporter
theres 14 warp cores on it and alounge for officers with a abar
crew is 10,000 soldiers
speed: warp 56
its cost us $3,000 to make

Excellent parody. The Sharina seal of approval is bestowed upon Phoenix Militia. :D
Endenia
02-11-2004, 15:35
Whew....thank God...for a moment i thought Seph had taken over your account.
-Bretonia-
02-11-2004, 15:54
Eggcellent. I'll buy 4,582,291,929,000 of them.
The Phoenix Milita
02-11-2004, 16:00
order confimed, that will be 50$
The Imperial Navy
02-11-2004, 16:01
Now this is just rude. I got winged at when I named Sephrioth NS jester, and now somone else gets praise for a silly little joke?

Where can I get one? :D
-Bretonia-
02-11-2004, 16:04
Will you take $45 and a pie?
The Imperial Navy
02-11-2004, 16:05
I'll take the pie.