NationStates Jolt Archive


Breakthrough Method of Execution Available For Sale!!!

Seperatists for Trade
02-11-2004, 02:09
As you all know, the death penalty is a highly effective way to deter crime. However, recently, reports have been flooding in of people becoming immune or simply knowing when they get the injection and running. Also, doctors can contract it if the patient coughs or sneezes and the germs get through the fibers in the HazMat suit.

The scientists in Seperatists for Trade have recently discovered a virus which kills within minutes of contact with the skin. By venting the microscopic virus in through microscopic vents, criminals will not be able to escape it.

The cost of the virus (being titled MMFV for Minute Microscopic Fatal Virus) is:

$1,500 per vial. One vial kills an average man within 2 minutes.
or
$50,000,000 for a producer of the virus which has an avg. lifespan of 250 years.

Telegram Seperatists For Trade for further information.

(P.S. Tell us if you are satisfied, though I am sure you will be.)
Aliana
02-11-2004, 02:12
((Most executions are carried out via toxins, not viruses- you can't "catch" a poison, and it's not easy to become immune to one without access to the poison its self.))
Cherry Ridge
12-11-2004, 02:59
Our executions are carried out firing squad.
In some colonies, hangings are carried out, but this is an extreme rarity.
Holy Paradise
12-11-2004, 03:05
As you all know, the death penalty is a highly effective way to deter crime. However, recently, reports have been flooding in of people becoming immune or simply knowing when they get the injection and running. Also, doctors can contract it if the patient coughs or sneezes and the germs get through the fibers in the HazMat suit.

The scientists in Seperatists for Trade have recently discovered a virus which kills within minutes of contact with the skin. By venting the microscopic virus in through microscopic vents, criminals will not be able to escape it.

The cost of the virus (being titled MMFV for Minute Microscopic Fatal Virus) is:

$1,500 per vial. One vial kills an average man within 2 minutes.
or
$50,000,000 for a producer of the virus which has an avg. lifespan of 250 years.

Telegram Seperatists For Trade for further information.

(P.S. Tell us if you are satisfied, though I am sure you will be.)There is something called the electric chair and the firing squad. Ever heard of it?
The Island of Rose
12-11-2004, 03:31
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Humane death? We castrate our offenders.
-President Sergei Ilyanov of The Island of Rose
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