Rebepacitopia
01-11-2004, 04:39
RNN (Rebepacitopian News Network)-
A Salute to a posthumous hero
A large crowd of Rebepacitopians gathered this evening in Crimsoncow to pay their respects, and lamentations, to one of Rebepacitopia's great Socialist leaders. This was a leader that (though popular) voluntarily ceded his power to prevent corruption in the great land of Rebepacitopia, practiced philanthropy, and constantly participated in global pacifism.The leader we are alluding to was Yven Crimsoncow (note the eponomous Crimsoncow..). Among many decent works, Yven:
normalized relations with (and unified) portions of the Greater Socialist Realm, cured cancer, bowled nine consecutive .300's, drew a perfect circle, memorized pi to 500000 places, climbed Mt. Equality (4500 feet taller than Mt. Everest), boasted an IQ of 210, performed brain surgery on a Chimpanzee while sleeping, saved three children from a burning building, received the Nobel Prize in Physics/Medicine/Chemistry, won the Pulitzer Prize for his article on Neo-Industrial Parasitism, taught a pig latin...
The list goes on indefinately. We must reiterate our lugubrious state, we are terribly sorry to have lost such an outstanding individual. He was 450.
Though Yven was a man of humble characteristics, he will be remembered as a man of great magnanimity and benevolence. Farewell comrade.
A Salute to a posthumous hero
A large crowd of Rebepacitopians gathered this evening in Crimsoncow to pay their respects, and lamentations, to one of Rebepacitopia's great Socialist leaders. This was a leader that (though popular) voluntarily ceded his power to prevent corruption in the great land of Rebepacitopia, practiced philanthropy, and constantly participated in global pacifism.The leader we are alluding to was Yven Crimsoncow (note the eponomous Crimsoncow..). Among many decent works, Yven:
normalized relations with (and unified) portions of the Greater Socialist Realm, cured cancer, bowled nine consecutive .300's, drew a perfect circle, memorized pi to 500000 places, climbed Mt. Equality (4500 feet taller than Mt. Everest), boasted an IQ of 210, performed brain surgery on a Chimpanzee while sleeping, saved three children from a burning building, received the Nobel Prize in Physics/Medicine/Chemistry, won the Pulitzer Prize for his article on Neo-Industrial Parasitism, taught a pig latin...
The list goes on indefinately. We must reiterate our lugubrious state, we are terribly sorry to have lost such an outstanding individual. He was 450.
Though Yven was a man of humble characteristics, he will be remembered as a man of great magnanimity and benevolence. Farewell comrade.