NationStates Jolt Archive

Yeah I killed loads of people. And gave cats equal rights. Then I executed them and made soup out of them which I'll sell in my new storefront:

1 bowl of cat soup = $5

Now, post your condemnations below, and declarations of war, and I'll add them to my list. Then we can think back onto how fun this RP has been:

Nations Condemning Me

Present Day Comatica
Jordaxia
Sanctaphrax

Nations Delcaring War on Me

Jordaxia
Sanctaphrax

Nations Randomly Nuking Me

Tyrandis
Harmonia Mortus
Jordaxia
Sanctaphrax

EDIT: Almost forgot: Nations Supporting Me in Order to Appear Evil

Glemte Hage
Jordaxia
Sanctaphrax

Soup Sold

4 Bowls - Tyrandis
10,000,000 Bowls - Mental Lands
110 Bowls - Jordaxia
1 + 1 free Bowls - Sanctaphrax
1 - DontPissUsOff

And yes, this thread is trying to emphasise the stupid 'crazes' that II is going through right now.

I think you've gone crazy.

--From the desk of Emperor Lucius

Sounds like a condemnation to me!

Send over a few bowls of soup. Or we'll OMG NOES NUKCLEAR PWNAGE.

:D

Yeah- I killed a loada people 2- it was the war of the crucifix

YAY Cat soup just like grandma used to make it. i'll Take 10 Million bowls.

$50,000,000 wired

Tyrandis: Your soup will cost $20 for 4 bowls. I hope that it is delicious and that you consider us again for your disgusting food needs.

Glemte Hage: That sounds like support!

I would condem you, but since 1/3 of your post is spoofing me, Ill go for the third one, Okay?

The Eternal Empire of Jordaxia condemns Praetonia, and Declares war on it. In fact, we're nuking you for an unspecified reason also, so have that!

By the way, good job with the whole selling cat soup. Nice touch. (I'm so evil)


I'll buy eleventy soups!

Mental lands: 10,000,000 bowls of soup it is!

Harmonia Mortus: This isnt designed to get at you, or any of the other people who do this (I'm guilty of it myself). I just want to show the II community, through satire, what we have become! Anyway, one nuking it is.

Jordaxia: The first one to be down for all four! Will you have some soup?

Can we get some soup, first?

Sure, how much?

We have decided to take the following measures against you:
1)condemn you
2) support you
3) declare war on you with my 90 trillion tanks
4) nuke you, also destroying my tanks, doh!
5) Have a nice bowl of soup

Ok. You get another bowl free for using 90 trillion tanks.

Ok. You get another bowl free for using 90 trillion tanks.
yeaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!1111SHIFT111111!!!

Hmm. I'm torn between condemning you for making cats equal to people or praising you for making them into soup, and between condemning you for killing people and praising you for killing people, since they're all generic people and meaningless as a result. Can I have a soup while I mull it over?

Sure. PS Cats rule.

OMFG! I N00KZ0RZ J00 FOR ths INSULT 2 MY LEADER OMFG STFU N00B!!1111! PRAE R T3H 3V1L!

We condemn you, and cannon a cat over to your nation. Could you make it into soup please?

The Unified Capitalizt States of Commerce Heights do nothing in response to this incident.

The Capitalizt Defense Alliance would like to purchase 5000 bowls of soup for use in research toward the new "CAT-Bomb" anti-n00b missile.

Harmonia Mortus officialy declares war on this thread, everybody in it (including Harmonia itself), the two pidgeons I saw outside today, and Praetonias car (or his parents, depending).
To enforce this declaration Harmonia has raised an army of 80 Grillion dogs armed with AK-47's on motorcycles. Even now they are crossing your boarders and pissing on your fireplugs.
Oh, five or six bowls of soup would be good.

I support you for your enterprising venture into the food business.

1 billion bowls of soup please. :)

We declare war on Harmonia Mortus, all other members in this thread, a small African state with no interest whatsoever to us, and also Beta Centauri, becuase it's not as good as Alpha Centauri.

We are sending 8,723,650,987,327,509,187,943,809,413,049,369,012,364,338,651,326,543 very small tortoises carrying OMG N00KS!

I shall randomly nuke you.
And what the hell, I'll support you to look evil.

And throw in a few bowls of soup, too.

[italian accent]Thats alot 'a tortise![/italian accent]
In responce to DontPissUsOff invasion we have commision another line of resturaunts to produce tortise soup.
The nukes have been eaten as well.
The African State was burned to the ground by a chimp with a cigarette. Smoke kills.

President Mike Sarzo was fuming as he walked to the press room in the Gray House. Anyone who knew him knew to stay as far away from him as possible because he was visibly angry.

As soon as he walked up to the podium, he didn't wait for the niceties that usually started a press conference. He went right to work.

"The Incorporated States of Sarzonia condemn in the strongest possible terms the human rights violations on the part of Praetonia. We can not stand idly by while one of our "allies" commits such atrocities."

"Mr. President, what are you suggesting?"

"We'll see what happens," Sarzo said.

"Are you suggesting that you might ask Parliament to declare war?"

"I'm not ruling anything out at this point. They will soon get the message that we aren't to be trifled with."

*takes soup and runs without paying, while shooting nukes backwards while running*

*Places very big nukes under HM*
*Detonates nuke*
*Eats fried cats pieces and dies of radiation poisoning*

(_)j r0Zr0/\/g1 R 1 !Zr0z])0/\/\])0g [-]37 R (_) !GMO
Ha! Backwards l33t, beat that!

Do you perhaps have a low carb cat soup, or Atkins cat?

Give us a shitload of cans of soup or else we will use the STFU BASTERD cannon on you. Ye have been warned!

Queen Izumi stared blankly at the screen in front of her for several minutes before crakcing up laughing. Her adviosiors watched her for a long time before one of them said "ma'am, you realize that the cat is the english ay of saying Neko..."
Izumi controlled herself as much as possible "yes, English is my first language, after all. But this is just...so...funny!" She busted up again while her advisors watched in embarrasment.

(OOC: More to come later, I have to get off the compy before dad gets home from work. Sorry!)

((OOC: *insert hearty laughter* Hey look everybody! He's spoofing people like me. Classic. *insert more hearty laughter*))

Unglethwaite Foodstuffs and Biochemical Engineering would like to purchase the recipe for your world renowned cat soup and wonders whether you produce soups or stews of other small mammals.

On whole, however, the government condemns that of Praetonia, blah-di-blah...

So what about that recipe?

I kill cats too!

In response, The government of procco has declared:

Chocolate-covered cannibals are in desperate need of ferraris

Ferraris should be eaten by the aforementioned people

The President of Procco endorses chocolate.