NationStates Jolt Archive


All 'microsoft' products banned.

Fruity Loops
31-10-2004, 06:35
A man sat at a buisness table "These microsoft products arent helping us in anyway! They make our citizens lose jobs and we make no profit off them. I say we ban this import its a waste!"

"Your correct... They arent. At a time when the military is our number one priority we cant let ANY money go to waste." said the president, he slammed his fist on the table

"People people people...and mr.president. Why not let people chose?"

the president pulled out a .45 and shot him in the head

"He wasnt for Fruity Loops anyway! See. This gun was made in Fruity Loops bought by a Fruity Loops citizens and the factory owned by a Fruity Loops citizen. It brings us money... More taxes from the people equals more money for us!"

The Microsoft factory, That wasnt owned by a Fruity Loops citizen infact everyone inside wasnt even from Fruity Loops. Several tanks and jeeps pulled up, "Set the charges boys.." said a Sgt. Demolition teams hurried to set the charges the people inside looking "HELP!" said a man from the building- The exits were all shut. In an hour the charges were set on the massive building the area evacuated besides for the Microsoft workers. Then at the push of a button, The building imploded. Everyone inside dieing.
Fruity Loops
31-10-2004, 06:57
fhsdjfhsjdf...bump
Scaropin
31-10-2004, 07:36
Awww poor microsoft :P
They probably wont even pay out the workers families lol
Fruity Loops
31-10-2004, 07:41
Awww poor microsoft :P
They probably wont even pay out the workers families lol
no they wont...
Rechze
31-10-2004, 07:42
OOC: yeeeesss .... "imploded" (I don't see the relevance)
Nycton
31-10-2004, 09:02
We demand Microsoft rights!
P3X1299
31-10-2004, 10:16
OOC: Can't say I blame you. ;)
Kanabia
31-10-2004, 10:49
OOC: Me neither. Damn Win XP crashed not 5 minutes ago :mad:
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 11:07
All Hail Linux!

We are trying to create an OS, is basic, but it is communist and is fully compatable with all soviet weapon systems.

Hope to release it in 2 days time.

But choose linux for now, save your country a bunch and download it, it is leagal.

Damn microsoft, i must bomb them some time.
Hawdawg
31-10-2004, 14:55
:mad: :mad: Microsoft = The devil :mad: :mad:
Siesatia
31-10-2004, 16:37
Fruity Loops, what is it with you and microsoft, your just copying off of St00p1d N00Bs again.
Aliana
31-10-2004, 16:46
Officially, the nation of Aliana condemns your wanton destruction of property and bombing of innocent civilians.

Off the record, the nation of Aliana hands you a biscut.