NationStates Jolt Archive


The Borderland of Killawa Wants Trade

Killawa
31-10-2004, 04:56
A state from Killawan Dictator Kristopher Dunlap on Killawan TV (KTV):

“My fellow nations, as you know, we are but a humble nation which is just starting to get back on its feet from a devastating depression that had lasted over a century. Thanks to my leadership, I have raised us up from that crippling depression to a fair economy. Unfortunately, we still have a long way to go.

“Thus I propose to extend trade agreements with our bordering nations – and, in fact, any nation that has the necessary supplies we want.

“What would we like? A large standing army, the latest of weapons and technology, and money. Money is especially important, as one killawol now only equals one-tenth of a Euro.

“What do we have to trade? Though a small nation, we have plenty of resources: fields rich in oil waiting to be tapped, an enormous woodland which just waits to be cut down and used for paper, and a people which can be used in low-wage manual labor.

“In conclusion: we would like your trade and your money. Thank you.”
Vastiva
31-10-2004, 09:48
Ab-shalom and greetings;

Vastiva wishes to know, how much for your women?

Voyate Shumash ben Allen
Vizier of Commerce
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva
Apollina
31-10-2004, 10:01
Apollina can sell you Fish, Copper, Iron and copper ores, Worked metals, Textiles, Pottery and ceramics, Coal and provide Commercial boat building. Our current import needs are met, however if you need anything we will gladly export materials and goods to Killawa.

Apollinan Trade Office
CherenGenghisKhanate
31-10-2004, 10:24
The CherenGenghisKhanate would like to annex your country, enslave your people in S&M fashion for the duration of a Christmas Season (Nov.26-Dec25) by offering you 300 million Altan Khan Bluds (circa. 700 million British Pounds). The country and people will duely return to your authority after 500 upper-class CherenGenghisids have spent their quality holiday season by enslaving your people in the same fashion our ancestors did the civilized peoples of Eurasia.
A CherenGenghisid work team, aka "The Dark Horde", will accompany our Heritage S&M high-profiled tourists to Killawa to ensure limited property damage.
We also offer all Killawa women of economic means to pay their way out of being kidnapped as temporary CherenGenghisid comfort women.

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