Tyrandis
31-10-2004, 03:34
Tyrandis News Service
"Due to the despicable practice of pumping air into bags of chips to make them seem twice as full as they really are, the government of Tyrandis has filed a class-action lawsuit alleging misleading and fraudlent business practices on the part of Frito-Lay Inc.
"I know I'm going to be involved," said an anonymous citizen, "Those bastards have ripped me off time and time again. Why, just yesterday when I was getting some KC Masterpiece Barbeque potato chips, I opened the bag to find out it was barely a quarter full."
Massive protests against the company have already begun, with activists shouting the slogan "Snacks Not Air" twenty-four hours a day.
Company executives were not available for comment."
OOC: Inspired by a RL story. You can RP as a citizen involved, since Frito-Lay sells their half-full bags of chips everywhere in the world.
"Due to the despicable practice of pumping air into bags of chips to make them seem twice as full as they really are, the government of Tyrandis has filed a class-action lawsuit alleging misleading and fraudlent business practices on the part of Frito-Lay Inc.
"I know I'm going to be involved," said an anonymous citizen, "Those bastards have ripped me off time and time again. Why, just yesterday when I was getting some KC Masterpiece Barbeque potato chips, I opened the bag to find out it was barely a quarter full."
Massive protests against the company have already begun, with activists shouting the slogan "Snacks Not Air" twenty-four hours a day.
Company executives were not available for comment."
OOC: Inspired by a RL story. You can RP as a citizen involved, since Frito-Lay sells their half-full bags of chips everywhere in the world.