New terrorist faction rises from newly formed state
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 02:07
The Orthadoxic Clerics has got its own national terrorist orgainisation already!
The Paladins of the Imperial Socialist Demi-Gods (The PIS:D) is a communist, or enraged Christian political orgainisation that is now looking for...
Assasinations :sniper:
Drive By shootings :mp5:
Aswell as ecological destruction and attempted bank hits :gundge: :headbang:
Phone 666 012 443 123 For more details. If you wish to have a job taken care of send a telegram, we wont operate on Enraged Christian Communist states by principle.
:cool: CALL NOW :cool:
You won't regret being PIS:D (tm)
People's Czar Alexi, Paladin of the west.
Fruity Loops
31-10-2004, 02:10
"Sir, We have just got word of a new terrorist organazation! called the PIS"
"Hey add another s and it spells piss! oh.. ya.. the terrorists... Issue them a warning that if they attempt to mess with Fruity Loops or its allies.. It will meet Mr.warhead."
ooc-i think you got the point...
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 02:21
Dear 'Fruity Loops'
It is a great shame we can not interest you in our multiple and economical services, and due to the minute size of our nation a nuke would also destroy parts of 3 larger nations surrounding us. Evidently the popualtion (all 68 of them) would see this out in ourfallout shelter. But i am sure the other countries would NOT be amused.
I hope you reconsider.
People's Czar Alexi, Paladin of the west.
###Use our national terrorist group to eliminate your problems, telegram NOW! Cheap and Crudy is the way we go!###
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 02:23
OCC: O and by the way it is PISD! But i wrote PIS:D so i became a smiley.
Hail Zarkrouski and His mighty Factions!
People's Czar Alexi, Paladin of the west.
###Use our national terrorist group to eliminate your problems, telegram NOW! Cheap and Crudy is the way we go!###
Fruity Loops
31-10-2004, 02:28
Dear 'Fruity Loops'
It is a great shame we can not interest you in our multiple and economical services, and due to the minute size of our nation a nuke would also destroy parts of 3 larger nations surrounding us. Evidently the popualtion (all 68 of them) would see this out in ourfallout shelter. But i am sure the other countries would NOT be amused.
I hope you reconsider.
People's Czar Alexi, Paladin of the west.
###Use our national terrorist group to eliminate your problems, telegram NOW! Cheap and Crudy is the way we go!###
that wasnt a threat. It was saying DONT TOUCH US!
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 02:31
I know, but i run a KGB syle religously fanatic papal neo-facist terrorist party here, i can be level headed!
I need to make war with some capitalist scum... but who to pick :rolleyes:
Fruity Loops
31-10-2004, 02:32
I know, but i run a KGB syle religously fanatic papal neo-facist terrorist party here, i can be level headed!
I need to make war with some capitalist scum... but who to pick :rolleyes:
War is fun.
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 02:36
Rather, although all my people are refugees from the former Imperial Enclave and Strath'Nal nations.
Those were the days, we had new weapons. Eventualy we will build up our nation. At the moment we are stuck in the dark ages, so i have to get some terrorist based cash to feed our starving children, you know the normal communist themes.
Glory will be restored
People's Czar Alexi, Paladin of the west.
###Use our national terrorist group to eliminate your problems, telegram NOW! Cheap and Crudy is the way we go!###
DELUCIAN
31-10-2004, 02:39
terrorist are fuckin pussy's. they use guns and bombs. they fuck goats and camels!
You wanted to fight Capitolists, now you got it. DECLARE WAR!
I have 5 M1A1 tanks, 20,000 warriors with AK-47, and and 10,000 M16/A2 rifles.
Phalanix
31-10-2004, 02:49
Nik let me take it from ya. This'll be fun. Tactical nukes for Orthadoxic Clerics people!
DemonLordEnigma
31-10-2004, 02:52
Hey! I'm wanting to make sure my ships are in working order, so at least let me bomb his major cities and destroy his military for a few hours first. Then nuke him to nonexistance.
Nicktovo and Ortodoxic Clercs only have 5 million people each. Why not just invade both of them, label them colonies and sell them to the highest bidder?
DemonLordEnigma
31-10-2004, 02:59
Because I'm only interested in uninhabitted areas for my expansionism. This represents a security threat.
Phalanix
31-10-2004, 02:59
Looks bad. I already made myself look bad when I allied myself with Drum Gods. And myself and ViZion are in a secret IC pre-invasion mode.
Nicktovo and Ortodoxic Clercs only have 5 million people each. Why not just invade both of them, label them colonies and sell them to the highest bidder?
I wouldn't do that if I was you.
DemonLordEnigma
31-10-2004, 03:04
You can also add on a young nation that is interested in wiping out terrorists. I could use a few victories here and there.
imported_ViZion
31-10-2004, 03:44
ViZion warns all nations to stay clear of Orthadoxic Clerics. Orthadoxic Clerics, if you have all these "starving children", then ViZion, along with many other nations, would be more than pleased to help feed those. But, using children as an excuse will not be tolerated!
Looks bad. I already made myself look bad when I allied myself with Drum Gods. And myself and ViZion are in a secret IC pre-invasion mode.
(Secret) good luck, you have my moral support, can't afford any military support, sorry lol
(I assume you mean invasion of drum gods?)
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 11:33
If any nation would like to give us aid in our time of need, we would gladly open immediate discussion about ending our terrorist uprising. Please reply swiftly.
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 11:35
Please give us assistance in talking these people:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7368678&posted=1#post7368678
Out of invading...
We need help not more war, we are already a country starved of life, every one of us a refugee from the fomer The Imperial Enclave reigon!
We of Farmina request that Vizion and its allies discontinue its current plans. Farmina wishes to mediate the situation with Orthadoxic Clerics. A neutral Farminan force will occupy Orthadoxic clerics and break up the wanted organisation and prepare the current adminstration for fruitful negotiations, in exchange that Vizion declares will promise to ensure Nowhere Place takes no action against Farmina.
Orthadoxic Clerics
31-10-2004, 12:39
The terrorist faction is under direct goverment control, so there-for can be shut donw by us. I remind you i have a dicator's control over these people.
We believe we have seen the errors of our ways. A goverment agency will be formed in an attempt to conform to western culture, i only hope those who said they would help do. We need aid.
Thankyou
The terrorist faction is under direct goverment control, so there-for can be shut donw by us. I remind you i have a dicator's control over these people.
We believe we have seen the errors of our ways. A goverment agency will be formed in an attempt to conform to western culture, i only hope those who said they would help do. We need aid.
Thankyou
I doubt that ViZion will leave you alone on your assurance. If they will, that is all good and well, however if they don't your nation will become a protectorate. Isn't it better that you have another devoutly religous nation does any inspecting, as opposed to a coalition of powerful nations doing so with brute force.