NationStates Jolt Archive

News from Mississippian Egypt:

The Commonwealth News Network of Mississippian Egypt:


"Governor-general John Tallmadge authorized the burning at the stake of over fifty thousand witches and warlocks for disobeying the ban on the celebration of the demonic perversion of a holiday, Halloween. The Federal and Commonwealth laws are quite clear, days which celebrate demons, ghosts, ghouls, and anything that isn't good and holy, are banned under pain of death for those who attempt to celebrate them."

(Cut to footage of Senator Hans Luck speaking before the Senate of Mississippian Egypt)

"Our children are safe! Our streets are safe! The plague of demonic evil that is Halloween shall hold sway over our youth no more! This is a great day for God and for the people! We have purged evil from our lands! God be praised! God is great! Hail Fabus!"



Ooc- Note, the excecutions were not biased. We burnt many, regardless of race, sex, gender, or religion.

Meh. Can't say I didn't ban it either.

Halloween is just an excuse to eat cheap candy anyway.

-Kaiserine Yuna

We condemn this demonic action and it will result in a war if you not give me Surberb reason why you did this.

/King Gustav IV Adolph

I wouldn't bother. He'd crush you like a bug.

We con-- WHAT AM I SAYING! i love genocide..good job!

We con-- WHAT AM I SAYING! i love genocide..good job!
OOC: I am seriously going to pwn you someday.

Halloween is just an excuse to eat cheap candy anyway.

-Kaiserine Yuna




You're just a cheap whore anyway...

-Franz Von Schacht, Minister of Culture

You're just a cheap whore anyway...

-Franz Von Schacht, Minister of Culture

I shouldn't talk if I were you, there's bigger whores you've met. Assuming you know Alice Fabus.
Comrade Josef Dorsal
Comrade Electorate of the PSRH

You're just a cheap whore anyway...

-Franz Von Schacht, Minister of Culture

Come here and say that to my face....I dare you.

-Kaiserine Yuna.

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network... Instead of celebrating Halloween, the youth will be honored with the chance to renew their oaths of loyalty to the Czar, Roger Fabus, and all Fabus Youth centers across the country will screen our newest scientific documentary "Jews The Children of Satan" all youths are encouraged to attend, since attendance is mandatory... Anyway, moving along, we will also have targets with Kaiserine Yuna's picture on them, available to be handed out for the evening, we will spend time training our youths how to spot whores..."

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network... Instead of celebrating Halloween, the youth will be honored with the chance to renew their oaths of loyalty to the Czar, Roger Fabus, and all Fabus Youth centers across the country will screen our newest scientific documentary "Jews The Children of Satan" all youths are encouraged to attend, since attendance is mandatory... Anyway, moving along, we will also have targets with Kaiserine Yuna's picture on them, available to be handed out for the evening, we will spend time training our youths how to spot whores..."

Mladic, Why don't you say that to my face? If you have any balls, that is.

-Kaiserine Yuna

Come here and say that to my face....I dare you.

-Kaiserine Yuna.



"Where shall we meet? I'll bring my boxing gloves..."


Franz Von Schacht

Mladic, Why don't you say that to my face? If you have any balls, that is.

-Kaiserine Yuna


"How about we meetin Algeria, fairly neutral, if there is a problem, I'm close to Western Sahara and Mississippian Egypt, you're close to Spain... Deal?"


Joseph Mladic

To Mladic and Schacht:

Why don't both of you come 'round my place, and I''ll end your pitiful lives. I promise I'll do it quickly.

-Yuna.


From Alec:

Hands off my wife. Or I disembowel you.

To Mladic and Schacht:

Why don't both of you come 'round my place, and I''ll end your pitiful lives. I promise I'll do it quickly.

-Yuna.


From Alec:

Hands off my wife. Or I disembowel you.



To: Yuna

From: Mladic

"Meet me in Tennessee, deal? We'll duke it out with sabres..."


To: Alec

From: Mladic

"Your wife is a whore and she challenged me first... I accepted, either her and I can fight or she gets branded a coward."


To: Yuna

From: Franz Von Schacht

"Okay, let's meet in Tennessee, after Mladic beats your ass, I'll beat you ass..."


To: Alec

From: Franz Von Schacht

"Your wife challenged me first... After I knock her out by round two, I'll have some real fun with her."

To: Yuna

From: Mladic

"Meet me in Tennessee, deal? We'll duke it out with sabres..."


To: Alec

From: Mladic

"Your wife is a whore and she challenged me first... I accepted, either her and I can fight or she gets branded a coward."


To: Yuna

From: Franz Von Schacht

"Okay, let's meet in Tennessee, after Mladic beats your ass, I'll beat you ass..."


To: Alec

From: Franz Von Schacht

"Your wife challenged me first... After I knock her out by round two, I'll have some real fun with her."

To: Franz Von Schacht and Joseph Mladic

From: Yuna

"How about you two come here, and I'll take the liberty of destroying you. Again, I'll make it quick, if I'm in a good mood."

To: Franz Von Schacht and Joseph Mladic

From: Alec

"My policy remains the same. Touch her, and you die. Painfully."

In other news, World Incorporated is seeing record profits with the halloween holiday. Candy sales are up.

Message From President Christos
"We applaud these series of actions. Halloween was first started by filthy pagans, people who believed in nothing. They must burn, that is the only form of punishment our Lord will accept. Happy roasting."

Official Statement From the Office of the Executor

"Rrriiiiggghhhttt.. ban a harmless holiday that provides a major economic boost to confectionary corporations and kill 50,000 people while you're at it.

Another GREAT idea from the inbreds of Decisive Action. :rolleyes:"

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Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

OOC: I am seriously going to pwn you someday.

ooc-try! i like to die...

Official Statement From the Office of the Executor

"Rrriiiiggghhhttt.. ban a harmless holiday that provides a major economic boost to confectionary corporations and kill 50,000 people while your at it.

Another GREAT idea from the inbreds of Decisive Action. :rolleyes:"

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Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

The Executor couldn't have put it better.

-Yuna

We condemn this demonic action and it will result in a war if you not give me Surberb reason why you did this..

/King Gustav IV AdolphI wouldn't bother. He'd crush you like a bug


This was my post, i puppet posted for some reason.... It was supposed to be from me.

This was my post, i puppet posted for some reason.... It was supposed to be from me.


"It was done in the name of national unity and security. Every year thousand of jewish pedophiles from other nations attempt to snatch kids away as they trick or treat. Demons spread lies and attempt to invoke spells to the dark powers that be... We were able to stop the jewish problems by arming all the kids and letting them take guns with them everywhere they go, but demons still plague us. Basically, our people voted overwhelmingly that halloween has to be banned, and thus we listened."

Joseph Mladic

"It was done in the name of national unity and security. Every year thousand of jewish pedophiles from other nations attempt to snatch kids away as they trick or treat. Demons spread lies and attempt to invoke spells to the dark powers that be... We were able to stop the jewish problems by arming all the kids and letting them take guns with them everywhere they go, but demons still plague us. Basically, our people voted overwhelmingly that halloween has to be banned, and thus we listened."

Joseph Mladic

More of Mladic's hot air. Do continue, you're providing the only breeze 'round.

-Yuna.

More of Mladic's hot air. Do continue, you're providing the only breeze 'round.

-Yuna.


"Kiss my ass, whore."

Mladic

"Kiss my ass, whore."

Mladic

"Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
-Alec

"Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"


"You first, and then your whore of a wife... After I've had my fun with her of course, she needs to be put in her proper place, you obviously failed to do it, so I should get a try."


Joseph Mladic

"You first, and then your whore of a wife... After I've had my fun with her of course, she needs to be put in her proper place, you obviously failed to do it, so I should get a try."


Joseph Mladic

"How about I arrange for you to be dropped in a woodchipper? Feet first, of course."-Alec

"Mladic, for lack of a better thought, go fuck yourself."-Yuna

"It was done in the name of national unity and security. Every year thousand of jewish pedophiles from other nations attempt to snatch kids away as they trick or treat. Demons spread lies and attempt to invoke spells to the dark powers that be... We were able to stop the jewish problems by arming all the kids and letting them take guns with them everywhere they go, but demons still plague us. Basically, our people voted overwhelmingly that halloween has to be banned, and thus we listened."

Joseph Mladic

Official Statement from the Office of the Executor

"Demons? Please.

What is so wrong about children and their parents going from door to door, and receiving candy from various persons?

It's good for the economy. Yes, there is the occasional incident of vandalism, but we've found a novel method of dealing with such: Public executions.

But seriously, demons?

We ask for some of the stuff that your citizenry smokes. Lord knows the Socotra Institute of Technology would have a field day analyzing its composition and subsequent psychological and physical effects..."

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Executor Xavier Davidson
Executor of the Imperium

News from Mississippian Egypt:

The Commonwealth News Network of Mississippian Egypt:


"Governor-general John Tallmadge authorized the burning at the stake of over fifty thousand witches and warlocks for disobeying the ban on the celebration of the demonic perversion of a holiday, Halloween. The Federal and Commonwealth laws are quite clear, days which celebrate demons, ghosts, ghouls, and anything that isn't good and holy, are banned under pain of death for those who attempt to celebrate them."

(Cut to footage of Senator Hans Luck speaking before the Senate of Mississippian Egypt)

"Our children are safe! Our streets are safe! The plague of demonic evil that is Halloween shall hold sway over our youth no more! This is a great day for God and for the people! We have purged evil from our lands! God be praised! God is great! Hail Fabus!"

<<Posted on the public Net>>

Interesting. I do believe that your Halloween was originally made to scare ghosts away. More specifically, it was meant to drive away evil spirits of the dead. Then again, you silly Christians just stole ideas from everyone else and mass-marketed them. Really, for people who consider themselves to be more civilized and advanced......

Oh, yeah, the Weyrik Collegiate of Sciences no longer recognizes academic titles or diplomas handed out in any nation directly related to Mississippi. That crap with your scientists....what was it.....oh, right....declaring that Mississippians are a separate species, even if they can reproduce with every other human being....

Anyway...I'm bored......

J. W. Gibbs, Jr.
I-Spammer Extraordinare

OOC: for the scientifically challenged -- a species is defined as the set of all organisms capable of mating to produce viable offspring, which can also reproduce. Hence, donkeys belong to one species, and horses belong to another species; but mules are not a species, because they are sterile.

**Official Memo**
The government of P3X1299 has great sympathy for the children nations that ban Halloween as well as the corporations that lose all their profit from said ban.

<<Posted on the public Net>>

Interesting. I do believe that your Halloween was originally made to scare ghosts away. More specifically, it was meant to drive away evil spirits of the dead. Then again, you silly Christians just stole ideas from everyone else and mass-marketed them. Really, for people who consider themselves to be more civilized and advanced......

Oh, yeah, the Weyrik Collegiate of Sciences no longer recognizes academic titles or diplomas handed out in any nation directly related to Mississippi. That crap with your scientists....what was it.....oh, right....declaring that Mississippians are a separate species, even if they can reproduce with every other human being....

Anyway...I'm bored......

J. W. Gibbs, Jr.
I-Spammer Extraordinare

OOC: for the scientifically challenged -- a species is defined as the set of all organisms capable of mating to produce viable offspring, which can also reproduce. Hence, donkeys belong to one species, and horses belong to another species; but mules are not a species, because they are sterile.


Ooc- Mississippians have a degree of difficulty often times reproducing with other non-Mississippian whites. And 95% of Mississippians cannot (not that they would anyway) reproduce with non-whites. Genetic alterations, enhancements, etc, hey it's my nation and they're my people. :D We have to have some consequences from the genetice tinkering, over-aggressive behavior is one such consequence.

"This is Joseph Mladic of the White Peoples Radio and Television Network... On "el Día de los muertos" we celebrated with approximately two thousand witches being hanged and twenty thousand being burnt... This was done to instill proper fear in the rest of the which populations. This measure was called for by the Council of Twelve."

Ooc- Mississippians have a degree of difficulty often times reproducing with other non-Mississippian whites. And 95% of Mississippians cannot (not that they would anyway) reproduce with non-whites. Genetic alterations, enhancements, etc, hey it's my nation and they're my people. :D We have to have some consequences from the genetice tinkering, over-aggressive behavior is one such consequence.

If they have 23 chromosome pairs, they can reproduce.

If they have 23 chromosome pairs, they can reproduce.


Ooc- We have 23 chromosome pairs, yes, but there are other considerations...