NationStates Jolt Archive

Hahahaha i will crush your navy.
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To whom are you referring, young man?

He's a wh40k nation. I can tell.

Except for the part where WH40K doesnt have navy?

Well...

You see, I went around the Pacifics advertising my region. He insulted it my region.

I told him "Please don't insult my region"

He said "Fool! I will bury j00!"

I said "I have 1 billion people... you're 5 million"

He said "My peoples are well trained and will crush j00!"

I said "Here if you want to declare war (II link) go ahead"

And here we are.

There's the reason.

In response to the destruction of the navy.
Vestern States Fired 10000000000000000000000 I.G.N.O.R.E guns at 27th Tundrain guard.

27th Tundrain guard was reduced to molten grass in the matter of nano-secs.

OCC: I hope that no one was annoyed by the fact that i actually put 2 mins in typing this?

You're threatening the Island of Rose? You want to be in the Halladi Federation? Well, you've made the right choice! Don't worry, a occupation force will arrive in a few hours. Again, don't worry, be calm! I'm sure you will enjoy being Socialist. I'm sure you'll enjoy a Halladi government in your nation.

I'm most pleased with your decision to join the Federation. You won't regret it!

A person can't just go around crushing a navy. You're supposed to blow it up with missiles and torpedoes...

27th Tundrain Guard, who exactly are you invading?

Before you invade ANYONE, it might be a good idea to read the posts marked STICKY at the top of the forum display. These should give you an idea of how to RP.
Afterwards, read some RPs by well-respected RPers: Automagfreek, Iuthia, etc. Plagiarise shamelessly, but don't make it too obvious.
It might also be a good idea to run your posts through Microsoft Word, or a similar program, so that your posts are spell-checked and grammar checked. While you are no-where near as bad as some people I have seen, you might find it helpful.
If you get really stuck, try telegraming someone known as being a good RPer, and asking for their advice. While they might not have time to help out, they could give you some tips.
Also, don't use so many smilies. It's annoying and it makes you look like a n00b.
Finally, don't start declaring war straight away, because some superpower is going to take offence and ram your small country down your throat. Believe me, it has happened before. Get a little more well known (and a little bigger) before you try anything like this. Maybe join in other people's RPs, or stick to peaceful ones, for the time being.

Taldaan

This has been an ooc post, and hopefully counts as my Girl Scout "good deed for the day" ;)

OOC: Well, my action counts as my boy scout "good deed for the day" :D

Please..hahaha People let's hold Peace tks...sign a Peace Treaty or something! The hopefully Peaceful Persuaders of Ehricia :)

Oh yeah, Hallad and TIOR, give the little guy a chance. Helping him may be a lost cause, but give him some time and who knows? He could be the next AMF.

Although if he keeps this up, kill him.

Oh yeah, Hallad and TIOR, give the little guy a chance. Helping him may be a lost cause, but give him some time and who knows? He could be the next AMF.

Although if he keeps this up, kill him.

Idealists... yick ;)

But I've already mobilized! I can't just recall them!

But I've already mobilized! I can't just recall them!

I don't see why not.

Where is this Tundrain Guard guy, anyway? He seems remarkably quiet since the start of this.

Because it costs alot of wasted time and money to mobilise and withdraw again.

Indeed. It is a big waste of both time and money to demobilize and recall an army without any loot.
-P3X1299 Minister of Commerce, Nicholas Carter

Because it costs alot of wasted time and money to mobilise and withdraw again.

Good point. I really should pay more attention to logisticy stuff.

I really need more land...