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Welcome all! This is a new storefront idea that I have come up with. If you can't feed your army how are they going to fight? With this in mind, we have opened the C-Rations R Us storefront. All nations are invited to purchase items listed in our store. C-Rations and MRE's don't just have military applications, have you recently had a natural disaster? How did you feed your population while power, gas, etc. didn't work? The answer is C-Rations. Here are some interesting facts about our MRE's people will probably be interested in.

Our Ready-To-Eat (MRE) meals are designed to sustain an individual engaged in heavy activity such as military training or during actual military operations when normal food service facilities are not available. The MRE is a totally self-contained operational ration consisting of a full meal packed in a flexible meal bag. The full bag is lightweight and fits easily into military field clothing pockets. Each meal bag contains an entree and a variety of other components as may be seen in the table of Menus. For the current production year, menus 1 - 12 are designated case A, and menus 13 - 24 are designated case B. The net weight per case is approximately 22 lbs. All MRE's are shipped in case lots only.

***Please note shipping is alternated A&B lots so you don't recieve too many of one group of entrees***

The twenty-four different varieties of meals can be seen in the menu table. Components are selected to complement each entrée as well as provide necessary nutrition. The components vary among menus and include both Mexican and white rice, fruits, bakery items, crackers, spreads, beverages, snacks, candy, hot sauce, and chow mein noodles for the pork chow mein entrée. The fruits may be applesauce, pears, peaches, pineapple, or strawberry. The bakery items include a fudge brownie, cookies, fruit bars, a toaster pastry, and pound cake in flavors of lemon, vanilla, orange, pineapple, and chocolate mint. Each meal also contains an accessory packet. The contents of one MRE meal bag provides an average of 1250 kilocalories (13 % protein, 36 % fat, and 51 % carbohydrates). It also provides 1/3 of the Military Recommended Daily Allowance of vitamins and minerals determined essential by the Surgeon General of the Holy Republic of Hawdawg.

Except for the beverages, the entire meal is ready to eat. While the entree may be eaten cold when operationally necessary, it can also be heated in a variety of ways, including submersion in hot water while still sealed in its individual entree package. Since mid 1992, a flameless ration heating device has also been packed into each meal bag to heat the entree. The shelf life of the MRE is three (3) years at 80 degrees F. However, the shelf life can be extended through the use of cold storage facilities prior to distribution.

***PLEASE NOTE***

CURRENT PRICES QUOTED PER CASE LOAD LOTS: $50 USD per case.

Discounts for volume as follows:

100,000 cases 2%
500,000 cases 4%
1 million+ cases 10%

DO YOUR OWN MATH!!!

To better serve our customers we have purchased a fleet of (30) C-5 Galaxy's for worldwide deliveries. We can emergency ship our products to you with minimal notice.

Current Menus in Production:

MENU 1
Beefsteak w/ Mushrooms
Western Beans
Jelly
Crackers
Dairy Shake
Accessory Packet, B
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 2
Pork Rib
Clam Chowder
Cheese Spread
Wheat Snack Bread (2)
Cookie
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 3
Beef Ravioli
Potato Sticks
Cheese Spread
Crackers, Vegetable
Beverage Base, Powdered
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 4
Country Captain Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Crackers
Toaster Pastry
Candy***
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 5
Chicken Breast
Minestrone Stew
Cheese Spread (Jalapeno)
Wheat Snack Bread
Pound Cake
Candy***
Accessory Packet, D
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 6
Chicken w/Thai Sauce
Yellow/Wild Rice Pilaf
Peanut Butter
Crackers
Raisin Nut Mix
Fruit Vanilla Cappuccino
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, E
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 7
Chicken w/Salsa
Mexican Rice
Shortbread Cookie
Cheese Spread (Jalapeno)
Crackers (Vegetable)
Candy***
Mocha Cappuccino
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, C
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 8
Beef Patty
Nacho Cheese Pretzels
Macaroni & Cheese, Mexican
Cheese Spread w/Bacon
Wheat Snack Bread (2)
BBQ Sauce
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, C
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 9
Beef Stew
Beef Jerky
Jelly
Crackers
Cookie
Dairy Shake
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 10
Chili and Macaroni
Cookie
Cheese Spread (Jalapeno)
Wheat Snack Bread
Cocoa Beverage Powder
Accessory Packet, B
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 11
Pasta w/Vegetables in Tomato Sauce
Hard Candy
Pound Cake
Cherries, dried
Peanut Butter
Crackers
Accessory Packet, D
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 12
Veggie Burger w/BBQ sauce**
Hard Candy
Fudge Brownie
Cranberries, dried
Peanut Butter
Wheat Snack Bread (2)
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, C
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 13
Cheese Tortellini
Pound Cake
Hard Candy
Spiced Apple
Peanut Butter
Crackers
Accessory Packet, D
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 14
Manicotti w/Vegetables
Pound Cake
Salted, Dry Roasted Peanuts
Wet Pack Fruit
Peanut Butter
Crackers
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, C
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 15
Beef Enchiladas
Refried Beans
Cookies
Beverage Base, Powdered
Cheese Spread (Jalapeno)
Crackers (Vegetable)
Picante Sauce
Accessory Packet, B
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 16
Chicken w/Noodles
Raspberry Applesauce
Peanut Butter
Crackers
Candy***
Pretzels
Cocoa Beverage Powder
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 17
Beef Teriyaki
Chow Mein Noodles
Jam
Shortbread Cookie
Candy***
Wheat Snack Bread
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, E
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 18
Cajun Rice, Beans & Sausage**
Chocolate Sports Bar
Cheese Spread
Crackers
Cheddar Cheese Pretzels
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 19
Roast Beef w/Vegetables
Wet Pack Fruit
Peanut Butter
Crackers
Cheese Spread, Jalapeno
Cookie
Cocoa Beverage Powder
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 20
Spaghetti w/Meat Sauce
Apple Sauce, carbo fortified
Cheese Spread
Wheat Snack Bread
Hard Candy
Wheat Snack Bread
Dairy Shake
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 21
Chicken Tetrazzini
Cookie
Crackers
Jam
Dairy Shake
Accessory Packet, D
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 22
Jambalaya
Candy***
Pound Cake
Cheese Spread (Jalapeno)
Wheat Snack Bread
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 23
Chicken w/Cavatelli
Fig Bar
Pound Cake
Cheese Spread w/Bacon
Wheat Snack Bread
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 24
Meat Loaf w/Gravy
Mashed Potato
Vanilla Wafer Cookie
Jelly
Crackers
Cocoa Beverage Powder
Accessory Packet, B
Spoon
Flameless Heater


ACCESSORY PACKET COMPONENTS:
A B C D E
Sugar X X
Coffee X X
Sugar X X X
Creamer X X X
Salt X X X X X
Gum X X X X X
Matches X X X X X
T-Paper X X X X X
Cleaner X X X X X
Cider X
Pepper X
Seasoning X
Candy X
Tea Bag X



These menu items will not change for some time so buy with confidence. Also note several cases contain vegitarian and kosher diet supplements.

Sincerely,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

***NEW ITEM***

Introducing the T-n-T Bar

T-N-T Bars come packaged in a vacuum-sealed bag to prevent spoilage and ensure a long shelf life. The "filling" of the bars is a unique ribbon-like strips wrapped inside of a rice cake style pastry. The strips will come in a variety of flavors to include: Beef stroganoff, Taco suprise, Chicken Alfredo, and Salmon. Each bar contains approximately 1/3rd the required daily nutrients and caloric intake needed for an average soldier. The T-n-T Bars will be sold in mixed box lots of 100 bars to a case.

Price per case: $50/case


Introducing the Kaboob

Kaboob's come vacuum-sealed in individual packages to allow for individual selection of flavors within the case. Flavors include Mandarin Teriyaki, BBQ, Cajun, Habanero, and Orginal. Is it a meat stick, or jerky? Well the answer is a little bit of both. High in protein, this between MRE's snack is sure to be a hit with the troops, not to mention the packability of these items for things like long range patrols, sniper teams, etc. This is a must have item to supplement your MRE supply. Sold 180 sticks to a case.

Price per case: $90/case


Don't like MRE's? Try our Beef on the Hoof (http://jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=380041) beef retail cut superstore.

Can I have 10 million cases?

$450 million wired on confirmation.

The Federation of Anatania would like 100,000,000 cases for 4,500,000,000 (10% discount included), Money wired upon confirmation.

Andrew Gilden
Minister of Trade
Federation of Anatania

125 million cases would allaieviate almost all our food problems for ops. Infact that would cut our force maintenance costs and increase morale allowing us to supply all forces for over 100 days per year and leave a few emergancy supplies. We would like to make this a standing order.

That will cost us $5,625,000,000 per year.

OOC: Good, original idea.

Pr4seodymium order confirmed expect delivery in 3 months (1/4 RL day) for delivery.

Anatania order confirmed due to the size please allow for 1 year on delivery (1 RL day).


Jack N. Crack
CEO C-Rations R Us

Notaquiteplace order confirmed. Please note the large size of order will require 1 yr to fill (1 RL day). We are expanding our factory as we speak to be able to fill orders more effectively.

Sincerely,

Jack N. Crack
CEO C-Rations R Us

OOC: Thanks for the compliment

OOC: thats fine Im not about to make any large external Ops. the Order is a standing one, so Im making it every year ... my army will be overhauled and shrink..., but eventually it will all regrow.. so the order will remain. I may infact request a larger order in a few RL weeks/months.


IC: This is not a problem, one or two of my people bought shares in your company before that order. They are now very happy.

Yearly orders are welcome. I will keep a running tally in the bump for sales reply.


Thanks,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

I'll take a million cases. The money has been wired. Man that stuff looks good.
Even if it is military food.

Camel Eaters order confirmed and order shipped. (2-4 weeks for delivery NS days).

45 Million dollars forgot to list your total.

Right I knew that...
Guess what your men get to eat them! Hope their good.

LOL, sounds good. We only use the finest quality products in making our MRE's.

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

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IC: The Empire of Tanthan, which has resorted to gel food packets for soldiers sees this as a potentially useful way to provide officers and commanders in the field with a higher quality product and to keep them happy.

In that case we wish to purchase 2 million cases totaling $100,000,000 with the 10% discount is comes to $90,000,000.

can we set up a constant supply system? like so many million cases every so many months?

how bout 15 million every 6 months?

Empire of Tanthan order confirmed and shipped.

To: Axario
From: Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

RE: Semi-annual orders

We have studied your request and our accounting department wishes we keep our orders in two categories: one time purchases and annual purchases. The pencil pushers want to keep things relatively simple in the big dusty ledger. We would be happy to add you to our yearly contract list (1 RL day) and supply you with 30 million cases. Just let us know what you decide.

Thanks for the interest.

bumperuski

The leader of my nation enjoys your food and well he's so lonely!!!

1 case = ? MREs? How many per caseload?

I would like to order 2 million cases annually for a total of 90 Million a year. Thank you.

General C. S. Parkton
Commander In Chief of the Armed Forces
The Republic of Prodigiocities

To: Vastiva
From: C-Rations R Us

Re: How many units in case

Currently twelve individually sealed meals are sold in each case. The menu items listed above are what are contained in each case. Menus 1- 12 are in cases marked A and 13-24 are in cases marked B. We alternate shipping so you don't recieve too many of one group on entrees.

Thanks for your interest.

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

Prodigiocities order confirmed and shipped as we speak. Thanks for your order.

Jack. N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

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To: Axario
From: Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

RE: Semi-annual orders

We have studied your request and our accounting department wishes we keep our orders in two categories: one time purchases and annual purchases. The pencil pushers want to keep things relatively simple in the big dusty ledger. We would be happy to add you to our yearly contract list (1 RL day) and supply you with 30 million cases. Just let us know what you decide.

Thanks for the interest.
a yearly contract sounds good

To: Axario
From: C-Rations R Us

RE: Order

Thanks for your interest you have been added to our yearly contract list you order will be shipped in 1yr (1 RL day) provided you wire the money of course.

Total bill for you minus discount 1.35 billion annually

Thank you again,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

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IC: The Empire of Tanthan's Military Officers love the food and request that it be served to all 500,000 troops on national holidays. So in that case we wish to purchase:

10,000,000 cases

With 10% discount it comes to $450,000,000.

Ab-shalom and greetings;

Vastiva has an annual budget for humanitarian aid, which includes $600 million for emergency rations. We believe your MRE cases will fit the bill well for the coming year.

As such, we wish to purchase 13,200,000 cases, which after discount comes to $600 million.

Funds will be wired upon receipt of product.

Namaste,
Kidane Alemachu,
Vizier of Trade and Contracts
Humble Servant of His Magnificence, the Sultan of Vastiva

Tanthan order confirmed and shipped this morning.

Vastiva order confirmed and shipped this morning.


We would love to add your respective countries to our annual supply list. After you recieve the above purchased items, if you enjoy them please come back for other purchases.

Thanks for your orders.

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

I would like to buy 1 million cases, which after discount, comes to $45,000,000. The money will be wired to you upon confirmation.

Koornacht order confirmed and shipped.

Thanks for the interest.

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

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feeling better?

Feel better this morning not out of the woods yet but getting their.

Thanks for asking.

bump for sales

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bump for the heck of it.

Come on somebody buy something. Tanks, guns, planes are no good if you can't feed your troops.

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yep an army marches on it's stomach. We'll take a few million flameless heaters.

OOC: Great idea!

IC: Our military has recently been involved in more actions on foreign soil, causing us some logistics problems. We had never planned on so many deployments, and have been paying exorbitant amounts to keep our troops fed. Consequently, the New Exodus Colonial Guard would like to purchase 10 million cases of MRE's.

10 Million cases X $50 = $500,000,000
$500,000,000 X 10% = $450,000,000

~Preparing to Wire $450,000,000 USD~

To: Camel Eaters

From: C-Rations R Us

Re: Flameless Heaters

We don't normally market the Flameless heaters seperately, but with the recent improved relations with our country The Hawdawg Commerce Department sent us a check for your order. Therefore you don't owe us anything. 2 Million flameless heaters have been shipped to you.

Thank you,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

To: New Exodus
From: C-Rations R Us

Re: Order

Confirmed and shipped. Will receive order in full in 3 NS week's.

Thanks for your order and tell your allies about us.

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations R Us

Oi Kick arse! Our medics have found that the flameless heaters are perfect for keeping our wounded soldiers warm and alive. We'll be putting these extras into medic packs. Why not try the same. It works wonders.

Will pass it on to the Military Liason that works here.

-Jack N. Crack

Originally Posted by Hawdawg
...tell your allies about us.

Will do!

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Those flameless heaters saved alot of McBoir lives. Along with Hawdawgan.

I am glad they worked so well in saving peoples lives.

-Jack

OOC: Yep. Well do you think Linfield and Jenevee will end up together?

We will see.

OOC: Post on it I guess.

I guess we can set up an annual thing to for the food for the guys with the killing and the defending of the nation and allies and that stuff.

The Most Inarticulate Government Employee That Could be Found.

Response from an expert in the art of smoke messages (hired Indian) at C-Rations R Us.

Smoke signals good.........

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(Translated send numbers of cases needed pronto tonto)

3 million dead doves are thrown from the sky directly over C-Ration R Us.

A message from Jack to the employees of C-Rations R Us:

"We just added another yearly contract to our list. Ring the bell for Camel Eaters. 3 Million cases per year!"

As Jack turns to his secretary and says, "Right, send King Hannon a message that says 3 million yearly contract order recieved total annual bill 135 million payable upon reciept of this memo."

The secretary turns to her trusty computer monitor and spits out the bill in record time instantly emailing it to the Camel Eaters Leader.

"Done sir" she says.

Bummmmmmmmmppppppppp

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bumpin it for ya.

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Attn: C-Rations R Us

The New Logan government would like to be added to your annual list and purchase 1 million cases per annum to be used by our forces whilst in active duty. We may increase this order as the size of our military grows.

The total for this order should be 45 million and funds will be automatically transferred by our treasury department from our systems on confirmation of this order.

Thank You for dealing with the New Logan government

Steven Evens
- Minister for trade -

To: New Logan
From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order

Thank you for the ordering from our store. Your country has been added to our annual list and the order has been shipped at this time. Please come again and tell your friends about us.

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

OOC: Can I get a discount CE is my older brother? For embarrasing stories about him TG me.

We of Glogenschut Herman would like to purchase a yearly contract for C-Rations and that type of stuff. One million cases please.

Lord Nathaniel Glogenschut-Herman-Rammstein

************
**News Flash**
************

This just in from Jack's Desk.

Any new annual contracts with nations that are allied with Camel Eaters will recieve an additional 10 % off orders in addition to the standing discounts listed(providing you can prove allied status with CE). This discount is to celebrate the wedding of Jenevee Wales to the King Hannon.

All new annual contracts with nations that members of the TBA Alliance and the United Nations Alliance will recieve the same 10 % discount.

(Customers please figure your own discounts)

-Jack


P.S. Glogenschut Herman order confirmed. Please remit $40 million annually. Thank you for your patronage.

OOC: Yeah he is my younger brother. Allied though? sure why not.

Fifty million cases please.

That's $45 million wired.

To: Adejaani
From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order?

Dear Sir, I will gladly fill your order for 50 million cases however the amount of this order far exceeds the 45 million you wired. 50 Million cases would come to 2.25 Billion unless you are eligible to take any additional discounts. We will need you to verify this amount and wire the proper payment before the order is filled. This order will require 2 years to fill (2 RL days), if you wish to go ahead with it.

Sincerely,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

To: Hawgdawg

Our apologies. A certain person who made that order has since been released from government duty and sent to learn remedial mathematics at High School.

The proper amount of 2.25 billion has been wired. We apologise for the mistake.

Order Confirmed Adejaani and as listed before will require two years (2 RL days) to fill.


Thank you for your order, please tell your friends about us.


-Jack N. Crack

Actually, we were wondering if you had "snack bars" or fillo pastries and similar which are packed full of nutrients, vitamins and so forth. Sort of like cramming a meal into a sandwich, in a sense.

Further, we're looking into a long term deal regarding this packaged food, depending on its reception by the people who'll use it.

We have a nutrient bar currently in the research stages that might fit your needs. We call it "T-N-T" but don't worry it won't blow you up, the acronym simply states the amazing thing this bar has in it. Most people would love to know that these bars come in Chocolate, Vanilla, Oats -n- Honey. Each bar contains 900 calories and 1/3rd the required nutrients needed in an average daily diet.

These bars are not yet in production but we will send you 100 cases (50 bars to a case) to run a trial test for us as long as you report back the results.
If the test goes favorable we will start production of these items. Any long term deals can be worked out the same way we currently handle our annual customers.

If you are interested in this deal please let us know.


Thanks,

-Jack

That would be most acceptable. We can pay you something for this initial testing.

The "sandwich" type thing is basically that... Think of it like a wrap... Kebab style. We'd be most interested in this latter one, especially one with a long shelf one.

As of this morning the test bars have been shipped to you. Please report the results of the taste test back to us so we can adjust the formula, packaging, etc. I have talked to the R&D Department and they are working on a conceptual "wrap" with the requirements you asked for. When you report the results we will have the "KW" (Kaboob Wrap) ready for an initial test soon. Since your nation asked for this item we will allow you to test it also.

As far as payment for the T-N-T bars send us what you think you need to, we really were not expecting any kind of payment on an item so fresh out of R&D.

Looking forward to hear from you.

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

C-Ration
http://home.comcast.net/~milprodco/images/cration.jpg

MRE
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/mre.jpg


:rolleyes:

The nation of Smarcronesia wishes to purchase 1,000,000 crates of each menu at a total cost of $1.2 billion -10% discount= $1.08 billion, money will be wired on conformation.

To: Phoenix Militia

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Wrong

Dear Sir:

We do know the difference between an MRE and a C Ration. We are fully aware that these differences are quite glaring, but to be honest MRE's R Us is not as catchy a name as C-Rations R Us. Meals Ready To Eat R Us is just too long of a name. Besides since it is my company I can name it anything I want. But in a politically correct world the name would be officially listed as MRE's R Us, but in this realm we are allowed creative license so respect that please.


-Jack

Smarcronesia your order is confirmed, but you need to check your math. You only owe 45 million, please don't over pay. We run an honest storefront here. Please wire the 45 million.

Thanks,

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

To: Hawgdawg
Re: "T-N-T" bars

Users of the "T-N-T" bar have sent back some preliminary feedback...

The first issue they have is that the bars need to be more "substantial"... In that the "gooey" fillings tend to "slime" the mouth and leave an aftertaste... So they want something, well, more substantial. When asked, they generally replied "Sort of like biscuits or bread, only except we don't want something which dries our mouth."

The second issue is that the users want something less "sweet" (as in candy/sugar sweet) and which feels more "filling". Sort of like a "Mini MRE/C-Ration"... Sort of like "It tastes like Chicken... But it looks like baby food!"

Additional addendum:

Adejaani had previously tried to develop an indigenous "wrap". The biggest stumbling block was with the bread/pastry. Although it's acknowledged that treated bread/pastry may be stale, eating "soggy" bread/pastry was the biggest turn off. Not even the usual methods of water content control when baking nor the traditional techniques for making MREs/C-Rations produced "edible" bread that was acceptable to the user. We hope this facet of information can be of use.

Smarcronesia your order is confirmed, but you need to check your math. You only owe 45 million, please don't over pay. We run an honest storefront here. Please wire the 45 million.

Thanks,

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

You misunderstood I meant 1,000,000 crates of each menu.

Hawdawg. You wanna' start the tour of Camel Eaters thread? With Linfield and Jenevee?

Oh I see, Smarcronesia. The Secretary that responded incorrectly to your original order has been terminated. Please allow 2 years (2 RL) days for complete delivery of order.

-Jack

To: Adejaani

From: C Rations R Us

Re: T-N-T Bars and Kaboobs

T-N-T Bars
We have worked your recommendations into the next production round of T-n-T Bars and have come up with the following specs. The bar will come be packaged in a vacuum-sealed bag to prevent spoilage and ensure a long shelf life. The "filling" of the bars will not be sticky but will be long multiple ribbon-like strips inside of a rice cake style pastry. These strips will come in a variety of flavors. The batch will include flavors of Beef stroganoff, Taco suprise, Chicken Alfredo, and Salmon patties. With the vacuum-sealing of the packages we should be able to capture the moisture of the ribbon strips and eliminate the "dry mouth" sensation from the previous test batch.

Kaboobs
The kaboobs are small finger-like snacks with a 100% wheat bread enriched with a special mold free enzyme found naturally in the stem of Red Winter Wheat. This enzyme will postpone the "stale" taste of shelf stored bread for up to 2 months in open air conditions and up to 6 months in sealed containers. The center core of the wraps are center-cut jerky style meats. The flavors in this batch include: beef, chicken, pork, elk, and bison. All meats are extremely high in protein content and have been infused with vitamin and essential micro and macro nutrients without a sacrifice to taste.
These kaboobs come sealed in individual vacuum-sealed packages and will be shipped in 100 to a case lots.

We offer these two test items from our R&D division to you Adejaani for testing. Please report the findings back and we will possibly place them in production based on the findings.

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

Sorry I was gone so long I posted though. I will now stop crashing your thread.

The "TNT" bars and Kabob wraps are being well received and feedback will be submitted in due course.

Good to hear we can hardly wait for the final results from the test.

-Jack

To: Hawdawg

Re: T-N-T bars

The T-N-T bars are a complete success. One slightly negative feedback was that the 'stronger' flavored ones (eg beef stroganoff) to tone it down slightly... The tomato was a bit overpowering. The less strongly flavored ones, like the salmon, the feedback was to up the flavor slightly. Apart from that, we would like to buy numerous boxes once full scale production begins!

Re: Kabob wraps

The kabob wraps turned out to be extremely interesting. The flavors were exactly dead on. However, the 'beef jerky' style strips tend to be slightly tougher than usual, generally depending on if it was baked (not in the oven sense, but say, in the backback or just plain sitting in the sun too long).

A few chefs then decided to make their own experiments. They sliced a few wraps open and layered some lettuce, carrots, onions (etc) and then re-wrapped them. This adds slightly to the taste and variety, as well as the water content from the vegetables making the 'jerky' less tough.

And, of course, additional flavor varieties are requested.

MENU 2
Pork Rib
Clam Chowder
Cheese Spread
Wheat Snack Bread (2)
Cookie
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 3
Beef Ravioli
Potato Sticks
Cheese Spread
Crackers, Vegetable
Beverage Base, Powdered
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 4
Country Captain Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Crackers
Toaster Pastry
Candy***
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 15
Beef Enchiladas
Refried Beans
Cookies
Beverage Base, Powdered
Cheese Spread (Jalapeno)
Crackers (Vegetable)
Picante Sauce
Accessory Packet, B
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 18
Cajun Rice, Beans & Sausage**
Chocolate Sports Bar
Cheese Spread
Crackers
Cheddar Cheese Pretzels
Beverage Base, Powdered
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 19
Roast Beef w/Vegetables
Wet Pack Fruit
Peanut Butter
Crackers
Cheese Spread, Jalapeno
Cookie
Cocoa Beverage Powder
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 20
Spaghetti w/Meat Sauce
Apple Sauce, carbo fortified
Cheese Spread
Wheat Snack Bread
Hard Candy
Wheat Snack Bread
Dairy Shake
Hot Sauce
Accessory Packet, A
Spoon
Flameless Heater

MENU 21
Chicken Tetrazzini
Cookie
Crackers
Jam
Dairy Shake
Accessory Packet, D
Spoon
Flameless Heater


I will take 2.5 million cases of each menu Money wired.

To: Shaize

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order

Our company doesn't mind shipping you an order however we are concerned about the way you order was placed. We do not normally split out cases as you have requested (it requires too much warehouse handling). We are willing to send you an order of Cases A (1-12) and B (13-24) only. We do apologize, if you don't want to take the order in this fashion we certainly understand and will offer you a complete refund.

Sincerely,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

To: Adejaani

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Taste Test

Thank you for your input on the test items. The recommendations you made were put in place for the T-n-T Bars and they have just been introduced onto the market. As a gift for assisting us in this trial, we have sent you 1000 complimentary cases.

We are still working on the Kaboob's and will unveil it soon. Thank you again for your assistance in this endeavor.

Sincerely,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

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To: C Rations R Us
From: Cotland
Subject: MRE

Dear sir,
the Cotland Defence Force have been searching for a good and trusty supplier of rations for our soldiers, after our previous supplier delivered MREs that were expired years ago, resulting in 50% of the armed forces being admitted to hospitals with stomack pains and vomiting. The contract was (naturally) terminated immediately. We have examined your product carefully, and decided to test it. We intend to freeze store it in -40 degrees C. How long will it last?

Anyway, we want to purchase
2,000,000 crates MRE A & B X $50 - 10% = $90,000,000
10,000 crates T-N-T X $50 = $500,000
Total cost = $90,500,000

If we are satisfied, we intend to establish an annual purchase.
Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Respectfully,
Leighland Winters, Gen. Tim Henricks
Minister of Finance, Chief of Staff, CDF

To: Cotland

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Questions

First, thank you for the order it is being processed and shipped out as we speak. Second, the shelf life in normal storage conditions is 3 years. Freezing the MRE's in cold storage environment extends the total life of the product to 5 years. The main entrees last longer than 5 years, but the bread products simply won't hold out any longer. We will fully guarantee the MRE's for the 5 year life, if frozen upon arrival.

After you recieve the order and if you are satisfied, please call again and we would be happy to add you to our annual supply list. We currently supply many nations with yearly contracts and would love to add you to our list.


Thanks again for you purchase,

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

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To: C Rations R Us
From: Cottish Ministry of Defence

Subject: MRE annual order

Dear sir,
the Cottish Ministry of Defence has tested your products for a long time, and has reached the conclution that an annual contract will be most satisfactory. Therefor, we wish to order on an annual basis:

5,000,000 crates MRE A & B (50% of each)
1,000,000 crates T-N-T

We will pay the price required for shipment as well. Please ship the goods to Layborne AFB in Cottish Tunisia.
The money will be wired on January 1. every year.

We look forward to the arrival of the shipment.

Sincerely,
Col. Jane Austin
Logistics Command, Ministry of Defence

To: Cotland

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Annual Order

Thank you for chosing our company for your MRE supplies. We will be happy to add you to our annual list. Please wire 300 million as stated on Jan. 1st. As far as cost for shipping, the price quoted includes shipping. We will send your order to Layborne AFB sometime on or about January 26th. Please tell your friends about us and take a look at our spin off company Beef on the Hoof (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=380041) for all your beef retail cut needs.

Sincerely,

-Jack N. Crack

To: C Rations R Us
From: Cottish Ministry of Defence

Subject: RE: Annual Order

Dear sir,
The confirmation has been recieved. The 300 million dollars has been added into the defence budget, and will be wired on the first of January every year. We thank you for your co-operation with us in this undertaking.
Also, it might please you to know that the former supplier of MREs to Cotland has been arrested and given 60 years of forced labor in Cotland for financial adultery and stealing.

Sincerely,
Col. Jane Austin
Logistics Command, Ministry of Defence

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We require 100 million cases of T-n-T's. We will send a feighter to pick them up, upon confirmation.

Order confirmed UA please remit 5 billion.

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

Funds will be transferred upon pick up.

Excellent we are awaiting the arrival of your freighter.

-Jack

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elephantum would like to know how long these packs will last if you cold store them before distrubuting, and also if you could make substitutions, as elephanti soldiers resent the cultures that meals 6 and 17 represent. We will order upon response

To: Elephantum

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Questions

Dir sir, we would first like to thank you for interest in our store. In answer to your question, we guarantee the MRE's for up to 5 years in cold storage. They will actually last longer than that, but the crackers and bread products tend to breakdown past the 5 year mark. As far as the second question, we can remove items 6-17 from your menu selection and replace with 1-5 and 18-24. I might suggest you purchase some Kaboob's or T-N-T bars to supplement your order.

-Jack

For relief supplies, The Japanese Antarctican Government would like to order 100,000,000 cases of food supplies, totaling $4,500,000,000 after discounts. Money will be wired upon confirmation of order.

The Republic of Dostanuot Loj wishes to set up a system to purchase 500,000 cases of MRE's, per year, these cases are to be of mixed assortment of A and B. As well, we wish to purchase 34,000 Kaboob's with this order, to be shipped anually with the MRE's. We have set up the financial system on our side, the $26,376,400 (After-discount) will be wired to you upo confirmation of each delivery per year.
We wish this deal to continue indefinatly.

We also are willing to send a small fleet of our transport ships to your ports if it will assist in the speed of delivery, and lessen the burden upon your own delivery system.

Money will be wired upon confirmation of delivery of the order, per year.

Japanese Antarctica order confirmed your order has been processed and has been shipped immediately. Thank you for your business.

Dostanuot Loj order confirmed, you order will be shipped via containers to the Port City of Tyer for export. Send your ships to Wharf 10 and 12 for loading. We are happy to add you to our annual orders list and we look forward to filling your future orders.

Thank you both for your order and come again. Take a look at our meat market in the Beef on the Hoof<Storefront>!

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

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To Hawtdawg:

We are rather interested in your C-Rations (Local orders from small stores make purchases) although you C-Rations have not yet became a standard military ration in our armies. We will like to make a proposal where we cooperate to create new recipes for future C-Ration products. We look foward to becoming corporate partners with you

From the Holy Republic of Gyrobot

To: Gyrobot

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Cooperation

Dir sir we are thrilled that you would be interested in our product. We currently have several annual contracts with many nations and offer rush delivery for disaster relief, emergencies, etc. with our fleet of Cargo planes. We would love to become your annual supplier of military rations. We are currently not looking for corporate partners at this time, but like all progressive businesses we welcome recommendations for our menus. Might we suggest you make a small order, sample the product and make suggestions based on this? We look forward to your order.

Sincerely,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

To: C Rations R Us

We would like to contract your company to provide our military with our field rations. At this time we do not have an exclusive contract but we are looking to do so. We are looking for an initial purchase but needed some additional assistance prior to purchase.

Thank You,

Robert Greenwald
Logistics Officer
HDC Command

To: Henrytopia

From: C Rations R Us

RE: Order

Dir sir we are a company based on service and would love to fill your order. Please provide us with some specific questions and we will be happy to answer or help you make a decision in anyway we can.

Sincerely,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

To: C Rations R Us

From: Henrytopia

RE: Order

Thank you for your prompt response, hopefully our questions will not be something we easily overlooked while reading your site. Approximately how many rations are contained in each MRE case? Our other question has to do with order processing; how long from our initial order would it take to receive the first shipment? We would like to enter a yearly contract with your company and would like to set up an account.

Regards,

Robert Greenwald
Logistics Officer
HDC Command

Henrytopia:

We have approximately 12 meals packaged per case and we alternate shipping of items 1-12 and 13-24 to ensure you don't recieve too many of one set of entrees. As far as turn around on shipping we are electronically tied to our warehouse to maximize the delivery time. Most orders are shipped next day by various methods: Container, parcel post, air mail, and drop shipped via our own personal fleet of C-5 Galaxy's (shipping cost is included in the price). We would be glad to add you to our annual order list just let us know how many cases you need yearly and we will put your nation in our database for delivery once a year on the anniversary of the order date. Depending on the size of the order and the logistical distance you are from us, your order will be recieved within 60 days (if an emergency has been declared we can ship within 24 hours and drop ship with the C-5's).

Hope this clears it up.


Thanks,

-Jack

Jack,

Thanks again for your time. We would like to set up an annual contract and require 2 million cases per month with an initial order of 10 millon. The total for the 12 month period will equal 32 million. We would like to pay for the initial 10 million cases now and upon subsequent notification of intent to deliver, we will deposit the funds prior to delivery. If these terms are agreeable to you, we will wire $450 million immediately to your account with subsequent monthly payments of $90 million for each delivery. This would assume the 10% discount is in force for purchasing +1 million cases annually.

Yannick

Henrytopia my accountants ask that all payments for annual orders be taken up front. We can fill your order without trouble they just prefer to take the easy route on the bookkeeping. Total bill for your initial order of 32 million cases is 1.44 billion. Your subsequent annual orders of 24 million cases will cost 1.08 billion. If this puts you in a financial strain, we can hold your order in escrow until the funds are available for transfer.

-Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

No, by all means do whatever is easiest for the accountants, we all know they need to be kept happy. So long as the shipments arrive as scheduled, we won't have any qualms about it. Your stunning track record stands as a testament to your company so we have the utmost faith we will not be disappointed.

Regards,
Yannick

To Hawdawg
From The Peoples Republic of Warta Endor

We are very interested in your rations. We would like to order 750000 cases at a price of 37.5 million per menu of the following menus:
-menu 6
-menu 7
-menu 10
-menu 11
-menu 20

The total price will be 187,5 million

Gen. Simpson, Commander of Supplies

Henrytopia order confirmed and in route.

Warta Endor order confirmed please wire your payment.

Thank you for your patronage.

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

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Money wired

And your order has been shipped Warta Endor.


Thanks,

-Jack

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Revertromance would like to buy

2 million cases to feed it's army

to total subtotal comes to 100,000,000

but after 10% discount the total comes to 90,000,000 USD

waiting for comfirmation, money already wired

Order confirmed and shipped expect delivery in 2 NS months.

Thanks for the order,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

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To: C Rations R Us
From: Cotland
Subject: MRE order increase

Dear sir,
the Imperial Cottish Armed Forces wish to increase the annual order of MREs and TNT-bars from your business, and hereby increase the annual order to:

- 10,000,000 crates MRE A & B X $50 - 10% = $450,000,000

- 1,000,000 crates T-N-T X $50 = $45,000,000

Total annual cost = $495,000,000

Money will be wired annually on January 1st, as usual.

Respectfully,
Lt.Col. T. Smith
Chief of Logistics, Ministry of Defence

Consider it done Lt. Col. Smith. Order will be shipped accordingly.

Thanks for your patronage.

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C Rations R Us

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I'll quadruple my annual orders here. The appropriate cash payment changes have been made.

Cotland your order will now be:

40 million crates of MRE's

4 million crates TNT Bars

Total Bill annually 1.98 Billion

Orders will be shipped in the normal fashion. Expect delivery to be spread out over the year to maintain freshness and this will give you the ability to rotate your stockpiles.

Sincerely,

-Jack


OCC: Cotland same as in other thread, lets get you on the NS MOD (http://nsmod.thejefffiles.com) setup an account and lets try and run bills through this system. Once account is established get me your account number so I can bill it out.

Thanks,

-Hawdawg

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Basque Spain orders 2 million which comes to about 10000 USD

Money is wired

To: Basque Spain

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order

Dir Sir, you neglected to mention exactly what you are ordering. We sell MRE's, TNT Bars, and Kabobs. Please be specific we wouldn't want you receiving something you didn't order. Also I would like you to register at this site NS MOD (http://nsmod.thejefffiles.com), notify me of your account number and I will send the bill to you through this banking system.

Thanks,

-Jack

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ATTENTION: The NS MOD Banking system is being overhauled. In the mean time we will take payments the old fashioned way, directly wired to us. Feel free to purchase anything today and recieve and additional 10% off.

-Jack

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Buy things today and recieve a 25% discount.

-Jack

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We will like to start an contract with you, I mean your delicacies are very interesting. It is currently an ideal camping staple for any suburban family and an decent way to fill the stomachs of the needy but now we will happily be your buyers.

We offer several packages annual contracts or one time purchases. You just decide what works best for you and we can fill the order.

-Jack

1 TRILLION in SALES YEAH!!!!!!

We would like to enquire as to the number of MREs per case and the net weight per MRE.

President for Life Jacob Trelawne Somersby

We would like to enquire as to the number of MREs per case and the net weight per MRE.

President for Life Jacob Trelawne Somersby


Dear Sir:

We package 12 MRE's per case. Each case weights approximately 22 pounds.

-Jack

Dear Sir:

We package 12 MRE's per case. Each case weights approximately 22 pounds.

-Jack

We thankyou for this information, and will be making an order with you shortly.

ooc:I was just wondering if you have ever ate an MRE or IMP

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Yes, and while it wasn't a home-cooked meal it beat chewing on my hand or going hungry.

-Hawdawg

When we go out in the field for army cadets we eat IMPs.I got stuck with a crappy one so I went hungry.

Well, as somebody who's eaten just about every one of the first 24 menus, I'll give my opinion on each one

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Menu 1: Decent, nothing special. It's one of those meals that everybody can stand and some people love. The milkshake is good to eat, but even better to trade with if you want something in particular.

Menu 2: Another one of those decent meals, although I've found a few people hate it with a passion. Clam chowder isn't all that great, but the wheat snack bread and cheese combo is probably one of my favorite things in an MRE.

Menu 3: Beef Ravioli is one of those meals that people will trade almost anything to get and almost nobody will trade away. It's just that good.

Menu 4: Personally, I like it. However, a lot of people think it's nasty as all hell. I was once called an asshole by one of my Drill Sargeants because I handed him this meal.

Menu 5: Decent, although the stew is better than the chicken. The pound cake is worth its weight in gold to most soldiers.

Menu 6: Another one of those chicken menus people simply don't like. It's okay on its own, but if you take the nut-raisin mix and combine it with the PB and a little water you can greatly improve the sauce in the chicken.

Menu 7: This one's more popular than 4 and 6, but not by much. It's easy to get burned out on the main course, but everything else is always good for a boost during an afternoon in the field.

Menu 8: A good menu, especially if you use the cheese and BBQ sauce for the burger.

Menu 9: In my opinion, a bit bland. Worth more for the rare beef jerky than a real meal.

Menu 10: Enjoys a similar status to the Ravioli, although some people were burned out on it because Chilli Mac was always served in the D-Fac. I honestly don't remember what kind of cookie comes with it, but I think it's the Kreamsicle.

Menu 11: Decent main course; I detested the cherries (I hate cherries) and loved the pound cake. The candy is a common trade item

Menu 12: Not much different from the Beef Patty, it just comes with the BBQ inside the packet. The brownie, especially after you pop it in the heater for 15 seconds, is absolutely wonderful.

Menu 13: Everything in this menu is excellent, I got it whenever I could.

Menu 14: Another good meal. I don't know why the fruit cocktail is listed as "Wet Pack, Fruit" because I remember the packaging call it "Fruit Cocktail". Anyway, the fruit is better than the canned stuff you buy in the grocery store, mainly because everything else picks up the taste of the pears.

Menu 15: This is a Beef Ravioli-level meal. There isn't a thing in here that most people dislike, and if you happen to then there's somebody who will likely want it.

Menu 16: This is the only meal with Raspberry Applesauce, an incentive to get your hands on this meal on its own. Main menu is okay, although I personally prefer Campbell's.

Menu 17: This is my favorite meal, both for the snacks you get and the main meal. Some people simply don't like the chicken meals, but they usually won't grumble about getting this because of the snacks.

Menu 18: A good meal, especially if you're hungry and want something substantial. The pretzels are the filled type, by the way.

Menu 19: Never got the hand of this meal, but I'm not a big fan of roast beef.

Menu 20: Decent, although from the way I hear my DS' tell it, the older style MREs had better spaghetti.

Menu 21: Nothing special, but once again the almight Dairy Shake showes itself. All Hail the Dairy Shake!

Menu 22: A lot better than the crap they served at the D-Fac, I assure you. Another one with good snacks.

Menu 23: Okay, if a little bland. I got this sometimes for the simple fact that my battle buddy loved the fig bars and would always trade for them.

Menu 24: Vanilla Wafers r teh pwnz. There's no other reason to get this meal, in my opinion. It just doesn't stack up to homemade or even D-Fac meatloaf.

OOC: Hawdawg, is this thread open for business? You might remember me, I asked you to develop two products for me (the Kabob Wraps and T-N-T Bars)... I was wondering if you were up to developing a third product for me.

OOC: Wow, haven't seen this one in quite some time.

IC: After a long hiatus, we would like to update our orders and purchase the following from our Hawdawgian allies:

100 million MRE crates = $4.5 billion (10 % discount included)
10 million T-N-T cases = $0.5 billion
10 million Kaboob cases = $0.9 billion

Price for the total order: $5.9 billion

The money will be wired upon confirmation.

We would like to make the order a yearly event, and will wire the appropriate funds to you on the 1st of January every year. Thank you in advance.

The Ankhmeti Red Army would like to place an order of
100 million MRE crates at $4.5 billion(discounted), and 10 million T-N-T cases at $500 million. We would liek this order to be repeated on a yearly basis. We would like as much of this order to be shipped as quickly as possible.

Comrade General Adam Weishaupt III

angelonisia would like to order 20 million case for 1 bil $ but with the discount it'll be 0.9 bil $
we would like it to be delivered every year the money will be automatically transfered to you after each year.

OOC: I like this idea of a storefront.

IC:
==Encrypted Transmssion==
From: General Lente - Supreme Leader of The Helghan Army
To: C-Rations R Us
Subject: Food purchase

I am purchasing rations of food for one of armes that is currently at war, and feeding my other armies. I will purchase 100,000 cases, wich sums to $5,000,000. And according to the 10 percent discount, that makes $4,999,990(OOC:*). I will pay immediatly when order is confirmed.

Transmission Ended
==Encrypted Transmssion==

OOC:
Forgive me is my pricing for the discount is wrong.
*: Is it 10 percent discount only, or does the discount double per million? (Just a thought)

To: Cotland

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order

We have confirmed your order of 120 million total cases for 4.95 Billion USD. Your yearly export has been modified to reflect the increase. Thank you for your continued patronage.

Sincerely,

Joe M Frist
CFO, C Rations R Us

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To: Adejaani

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Research and Development

We are always actively looking for more updated products to serve our customers and welcome the idea of developing a new product for your military please send any ideas you have to our R & D department and they will be happy to assist you in this manner.

Sincerely,

Joe M Frist
CFO, C Rations R Us

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To: Ankhmet Government

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order

We have confirmed your order or 110 million total cases for 4.95 billion USD. You have been added to our yearly supply list and our accounting department will send an annual bill in January. Thank you for your patronage.

Sincerely,

Joe M Frist
CFO, C Rations R Us

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To: Angelonijia

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order

We have confirmed your order of 20 million total cases for 900 million USD. We have added you to our annual supply list and our accounting department will send a yearly invoice to you in January. Thank you for your patronage.

Sincerely,

Joe M Frist
CFO, C Rations R Us

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To: The Helghan Empire

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order

We have confirmed your order of 100,000 cases for 4.5 Million USD. The total reflects a 10% discount applied to the total amount ordered. Thank you for your patronage.

Sincerely,

Joe M Frist
CFO, C Rations R Us

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OOC: I haven't bumped this thread in quite a while, but since interest has been stirred again I will update it over the next few days to reflect some new ideas I have seen. Once I open a new thread, I will transfer all annual orders to it and maintain the storefront there. Until I get that done, feel free to continue to order here. I will TG all annually supplied countries of the change when the updated storefront appears.

Thank you,

-Hawdawg

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Thank you. We will still continue business. Oh, when will the cases arrive?

To: Helghan Empire

From: C Rations R Us

Re: Order Arrival

Expect the order to arrive within two calendar weeks.

Sincerely,

Joe M Frist
CFO, C Rations R Us

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1 RL Day = 1 NS year in my storefront.

This storefront is officially closed.


The new storefront is open and can be found here.


C Rations R Us (New and Improved) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=454907)

OOC: From personal experience, whoever said the MRE pound cake is like gold to us soldiers is right. The pound cake is amazing! And the Beef Teriyaki and Chicken and Salsa MREs are my personal favorites.

[That was me. I know from personal experience as well. Vanilla pound cake has to be my favorite and lemon poppyseed the most oddball.]

The Federation of Military Command would like to buy 250,000,000 MRE from you company and will wire 12.5 Billion dollars to you and we know of the 10% discount but would like to pay full price for the MREs anyway and thank you for you time.

General Dick DeVos
Mobile Infantry Quatermaster General
Federation of Military Command

In light of the recent nuclear terrorist attack, Pythogria would like to purchase 4 million Menu 1 cases for the price of $2,000,000,000. We will skip our discount.

OOC: Whoops, soory, that was my puppet.

Tag....Too tired to calculate a standing order...

The Confederacy of Khorvania has chosen C-Rations R Us to supply our army's rations. We would like to purchase one hundred thousand cases each of meals 2, 4, 7, 9, 13, 14, 15, 16, 19, and 20. That is a total of one million cases. With the discount of 10% for bulk purchasing, the total comes out to $45 million, which we will wire to your accounts upon confirmation of our order. Thank you.