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The Draganovian Department Of Defense and Department of International Affairs released a statement today saying that Draganovia has just started a Nuclear/Chemical/Biological weapons program. We will make weapons availble to foreign freedom fighters, governments and the like availble within one NS year. We will be taking orders now and ship weapons when ready.

Edit:The nukes have the power to flatten a city the size of the whole of Los Angeles.

Prices:

Nukes: $1,000,000
Agent Orange: $5,000 (you get 20 gallons for 5,000)
Anthrax: 1,000,000 (for twenty gallons of the stuff)

Disclaimer: Draganovia is not responsible for what weapons are used for. in no way are we liable to any international law-suits for damages caused by these weapons.

You would be very well-advised to rethink your position. Sale of nuclear weapons to "freedom fighter" groups is irresponsible, foolhady and dangerous, and should any of these "freedom fighters" employ weapons supplied by you against us or our allies, we will hold you responsible for the losses they incur and the damage they cause.

You would be very well-advised to rethink your position. Sale of nuclear weapons to "freedom fighter" groups is irresponsible, foolhady and dangerous, and should any of these "freedom fighters" employ weapons supplied by you against us or our allies, we will hold you responsible for the losses they incur and the damage they cause.

no we wont be responsible cause they are the ones who use it. not us.

OOC: In addition to the concerns of Don't Piss Us Off, I would think that you should raise the price for the nukes by A LOT. They are expensive to produce and even more expensive to develop, and you still need to make a profit.

OOC: In addition to the concerns of Don't Piss Us Off, I would think that you should raise the price for the nukes by A LOT. They are expensive to produce and even more expensive to develop, and you still need to make a profit.

thats why i price them so low. people will buy more. besides we have like alot of nuclear reactors already and they are helping to produce them. that cuts the production costs down by alot!!

(OOC: i agree with EWT, there is no way u can possibly sell nukes for that price and cover the costs of construction and development. And please be a little more specific in regards to how destructive your nukes are...)

ok i updated the part about how destructive the nukes are.

You would be responsable for them if these freedom fighters use them. You provided them, you have some blame in there.

ViZion will hold you just as accountable for any terrorist attacks upon ViZion, if these terrorists (or, as you call them, "freedom fighters") use the weapons you supply to them on us.

You are warned.

EDIT: Oh, yes, and we wont be dealing with you using law suits, we will be dealing with you via our own stock pile. Thanks.

ok, ok!! i wont sell them to terriosts. ill only sell them to freedom fighters that are fighting for freedom in countrys that have pissed us off big time.

Alright, that's an improvement. Thank you.

my region will take 12 nukes and we are willing to sell some heavy water which is vital in fution plants (better than nukes no radiation,no waste creats normal water

ok, ok!! i wont sell them to terriosts. ill only sell them to freedom fighters that are fighting for freedom in countrys that have pissed us off big time.
Thats a good boy.

ooc-Shouldnt you post the specs and the models?! not just 'they can flatten a city' thats n00bish

my region will take 12 nukes and we are willing to sell some heavy water which is vital in fution plants (better than nukes no radiation,no waste creats normal water

your order comes out to $12,000,000 dollors. the nukes will be shipped by a heavily armed escort when the nukes are finished. (approx 1 NS year)

OOC: bump

oh if any1 wants my water (you can have it for a price)

We want 5 nukes

If anyone uses your nukes on me, you will resemble Hataria's pristine landscape.

We want 5 nukes

rules say you can only have nukes if you are exactly 1 RL month old. sorry.

If anyone uses your nukes on me, you will resemble Hataria's pristine landscape.
ok. from now on we are only selling to nations that we know well.

rules say you can only have nukes if you are exactly 1 RL month old. sorry.
Thats no fair! I AM SIR.CONSTIPATED! you will eat my poopie rath

ooc-this isnt an insult...

i forgot how much is one ns year

i forgot how much is one ns year
1rl day i think..

Thats no fair! I AM SIR.CONSTIPATED! you will eat my poopie rath

ooc-this isnt an insult...

im sorry, rules are rules. check it out in forum rules.

im sorry, rules are rules. check it out in forum rules.
Ill go elsewhere

ok. from now on we are only selling to nations that we know well.
Glad we got the message thru.

Ill go elsewhere
ill GIVE you 5 Minuteman III nuclear missles and.... 3 VX bombs..for free of course.. Forget rules!

we wish to form any type of alliances u want i just want you as my regions supplyer

we wish to form any type of alliances u want i just want you as my regions supplyer

give me a list of what nations are in your region and what kind of military operations they are involved in currently and operations in the recent past.

im guessing you supply nukeler warheads so can you add missiles on here as a packadge (i hate only having nukes to blow myself up)

LEARN TO SPELL!

Also, I might just glass you if you sell WMDs to nations I consider too irresponsible to use them..

im guessing you supply nukeler warheads so can you add missiles on here as a packadge (i hate only having nukes to blow myself up)

yeah they are war-heads. were working on heads that can be attached to SAM missles. (one missle to take out an entire bombing raid.)

LEARN TO SPELL!

Also, I might just glass you if you sell WMDs to nations I consider too irresponsible to use them..

well considiring were developing an ANTI-NUCLEAR missle. we arent too concerned. besides were also researching missle shields. but thats a project that is yet to be discussed.

well in my region theres uranas, zippe, moonshining, shammone and me dimmsville are history is pretty boring we have helped one nation with 0 miletery spending scare of a massive nation oh yhea and theres that haloween trick i played (c civil war in internatiuonal incedents) that triked alot of nations and they blew up some hiking camps by accident :p

The quality of the roleplaying in this thread is dismal. I mean cmon at least have the decency to use proper grammar and spelling instead of just:

A:we want 5 nukes
B: ill n00k j00
C: N00KS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want some for 20 bucks ok?

Take a look at some other storefronts and see how they do it before you create one yourself.

well considiring were developing an ANTI-NUCLEAR missle. we arent too concerned. besides were also researching missle shields. but thats a project that is yet to be discussed.
LMAO! god moding 'I GOT MISSLE SHIELDS SO YOUR NUK3 DIDNT DO CRUD TO MY UBER ARMY!'

look marine its obveus that any nation that survives it past a month want be a warmongerer so chill and besides most nation have antimissile technology

well considiring were developing an ANTI-NUCLEAR missle. we arent too concerned. besides were also researching missle shields. but thats a project that is yet to be discussed.

1) You're too young to do so.
2) Did I say nukes...NO I DIDN"T! I was talking about orbital bombardment or massive Antimatter bombing raids.

well in my region theres uranas, zippe, moonshining, shammone and me dimmsville are history is pretty boring we have helped one nation with 0 miletery spending scare of a massive nation oh yhea and theres that haloween trick i played (c civil war in internatiuonal incedents) that triked alot of nations and they blew up some hiking camps by accident :p

ok. well supply your region with nukes. just dont use them to crash any nations that would get pissed at me if they knew i was the guy who was supplying them.

The quality of the roleplaying in this thread is dismal. I mean cmon at least have the decency to use proper grammar and spelling instead of just:

A:we want 5 nukes
B: ill n00k j00
C: N00KS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want some for 20 bucks ok?

Take a look at some other storefronts and see how they do it before you create one yourself.
if you cant speak street how can you survive in this concreate jungle homy

1) You're too young to do so.
2) Did I say nukes...NO I DIDN"T! I was talking about orbital bombardment or massive Antimatter bombing raids.this isant future tech

1) You're too young to do so.
2) Did I say nukes...NO I DIDN"T! I was talking about orbital bombardment or massive Antimatter bombing raids.

ok, ok, ok. geez.... well we will monitor where all are nukes are going. also we arent responsible if some country decides to get rid of theres and sells them to some guy and nukes you. just wanted to make a statement. that ws not a threat to your nation. just pointing out a fact.

if you cant speak street how can you survive in this concreate jungle homy
Shut up and use spell checker. "Street", "1337", and "H4X0R/webspeak" just piss people off here.

this isant future tech
I maintain both a FT and a Modern military forces so I can whoop anyone's six.

im going bedybys now but inform me when you have the missiles in stock

Shut up and use spell checker. "Street", "1337", and "H4X0R/webspeak" just piss people off here.
OOC: I can't agree more... "street" talk and crap like that don't get it done around here... not w/ most of the people around here, ICly that is... OOCly, different story though...

But, yes, plz don't use slang and n00bie talk around here ICly, thanks!

Oh, ya, and it's nuclear, not nukeler fyi :) So, when ya go into your next RP, you'll spell it correctly :) Crazed Marines, it's helpful if ya tell him how to spell it... ;)

IC: ViZion hereby will pledge its support to Draganovia, as it has agreed not to supply these WMD's to terrorists and nations looking to use it for pure destruction. We are glad to see that Draganovia sees they have made the right move, and, in return, ViZion will defend it from any nations who will to use their WMD program as an excuse to attack.

EDIT OOC: Oh, ya, and might wanna update your main post to reflect your changes...

The Draganovian Department Of Defense and Department of International Affairs released a statement today saying that Draganovia has just started a Nuclear/Chemical/Biological weapons program. We will make weapons availble to foreign freedom fighters, governments and the like availble within one NS year. We will be taking orders now and ship weapons when ready.

Edit:The nukes have the power to flatten a city the size of the whole of Los Angeles.

Prices:

Nukes: $1,000,000
Agent Orange: $5,000 (you get 20 gallons for 5,000)
Anthrax: 1,000,000 (for twenty gallons of the stuff)

Disclaimer: Draganovia is not responsible for what weapons are used for. in no way are we liable to any international law-suits for damages caused by these weapons.

"No, stop, don't!"

~Incomming electronic transmission~
As Dictator of DemonLordEnigma, I must oppose your nation's prices and selling policies. As such, I will consider the use of any nukes sold by your nation on my own an open declaration of war and will not hesitate to use your nation to test my new space fleet on. Consider yourself warned.
~End electronic transmission~

IC: Uh...DLE...I think that's already covered by...me...with the 12 GIGATON nukes pointed at him and all.
-John Kirby, Ambassodor to Small Nations 1-150


OOC: Yes, 12 gigaton nukes. They're Naquadriah nukes that fuse and go critical then self fissions in the atmosphere...VERY bad for someone's health.

Cabinet Office, Praeton

"Good morning ladies and gentlemen," said Prime Minister Sarius Publius, walking lesiurely to the seat at the head of the large mahogony table. Most of the Ministers were already sitting; shuffling through the day's papers in their black leather folders.

The Prime Minister sat down and opened his own folder, "Ok, the first item is the situation in Draganovia. A lot of nations seem to be rushing into this situation..."

"..bloody barbarians," interupted the Foreign Secretary, a man called Lucius. He was fat and partially bald, but he was known to be a very clever man, and despite his 'bluntness' he was greatly respected in the Cabinet, "Idiots threatening each other with nuclear weapons. Not a shred of tact amongst them. God knows how this hasn't already turned into a nuclear war."

"Perhaps..." began the Minister of Defence, Vitellius Valens, "perhaps we should get involved in this, although not in the childish manner that many of those before us have done." Lucius snorted his disapproval at this suggestion, "We could simply bomb their factories, or their ports. Then they cannot produce, or cannot export, nuclear weapons."

"And leave thousands of civilians dead? That is not the kind of image we want to put out, especially with the Compandialis situation." There was an uneasy silence that lasted for several minutes, as most of the Ministers suddenly became very interested in a report on insect populations in their folders, "Not to mention that ViZion is garunteeing their neutrality." Pleased that Lucius had move the topic onto something more debateable, Vitellius replied,

"Do you really think that ZiVion would risk full-scale war with us over the bombing of some factories in an insignificant little country most people have never heard of?"

"Perhaps they would not, but I don't want to risk it."

"Agreed," said Publius, "perhaps we could simply demand that the international community be allowed to inspect their nuclear weapons program, and its export branch. If they refused then it would still put us on better footing to bomb their factories, if we chose to do so."

"I can go along with that," Lucius said, noding his pudgy head slightly.

"It's the best im going to get... so ok," Vitellius said resentfully.

"Brilliant! Now, there has been great concern in the Ministry of Agriculture about rising insect numbers..."


Official Statement, Imperial Government

The Democratic Imperium of Praetonia is deeply concerned by the wide-scale export and production of nuclear weapons inside the nation of Draganovia. As such, we request that the weapons program and exporting operation be opened up to international inspectors. Refusal to comply with this request will result in further action, diplomatic or military as deemed neccessary.

OOC: And before you shout hippocrit, yes, my nuclear program is open for inspection.

The Nation of Glemte Hage wishes to purchase 5 of your nuclear weapons, we shall send the money straight away.

We can assure the world these weapons will not be used except in dire circumstances on key military locations- we hope never to have to use them

To: Draganovia
From: Nikolaos the Great

NTG Corporation would like to buy your nuclear/chemical/biological program and the company that is making the weapons. We will offer $50,000,000,000 for it.
-Nikolaos, Emperor of Greece

We will offer you double what anyone else is paying you for your WMDs. Plain and simple, you hand us all your WMDs, we stockpile it and pay you. That way, no crackpot third-world dictator can get it and threaten us like we were eurowussies.
-Secretary of Weaponry (yes, we have a SecWeap) Paul Dison.

IC: Uh...DLE...I think that's already covered by...me...with the 12 GIGATON nukes pointed at him and all.
-John Kirby, Ambassodor to Small Nations 1-150


OOC: Yes, 12 gigaton nukes. They're Naquadriah nukes that fuse and go critical then self fissions in the atmosphere...VERY bad for someone's health.

While I appreciate the offer, it should be noted my fleets are space-based and any news of terrorist actions in my nation will reach your nation at about the same time my bombers reach that one. And, I do not use nuclear weaponry due to the inherent problems they cause. It should be noted my actions are not representative of any alliance I am iin beyond my own self-interests when it comes to this topic.

OOC: Actually, 12 gigaton nukes are not technologically unfeasible under current technology. The Soviet Union had the technical experience to produce nukes to be bigger than they could imagine during the 60s, so you can only imagine how big we can produce them now. But with nukes, bigger doesn't always mean better.

While I appreciate the offer, it should be noted my fleets are space-based and any news of terrorist actions in my nation will reach your nation at about the same time my bombers reach that one. And, I do not use nuclear weaponry due to the inherent problems they cause. It should be noted my actions are not representative of any alliance I am in beyond my own self-interests when it comes to this topic.


We are a group of space colonies with many satellites in orbit that can atomise cities or look thru walls...We can do the job in two minutes time...however, help would be appreciated in any way, shape, form, or fashion.