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One day Bob got a promotion. He was :) . Dave, Bob's rival coworker, was :mad: about this. After work, Bob went out to party with his pals. Bob was having a :D time, but he didn't realize that Dave was watching him. Bob found a hot woman and one thing led to another and they ended up :fluffle: . Dave was :mad: . " :upyours: " he screamed through the cold night air. He stormed off and began to come up with revenge. Bob arrived to work late the next day. Dave was on the roof of a neighboring building waiting to kill Bob. "Bob!" Bob heard as he was walking into the building. He looked up and saw Dave. Bob was ready for this. He gave Dave a ;) and threw off his trenchcoat. He began to :mp5: at the roof where Dave was. Chunks of stone were dislodged and Dave began to :sniper: back. Shots were exchanged and in the end, Dave ended up perforated and tumbled through the air, crashing to the ground. Bob concealed his guns and walked into the building. He :rolleyes: "Just another average day"

:eek: , overused :) alert...

All of the abused smilies in the above post by The Delegator are being shipped to RK's new Society for the Prevention of the Misuse of Smilies, where they will be rehabilitated.

No! Its Literature! No! No! *dragged away through the streets by armed guards*
Avid fans of my work will get you!

lolol this is soo funny

especially the post above

^_^

lol

actually, this whole thread is funny

lol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

My fans! Revenge my imprisonment! Conduct sit-ins in Random Kingdom. Loiter. Run up phone bills and leave. Buy food and don't pay. Conduct a non-violent war! And if that doesn't work, conduct a violent one!

and then we can watch 2 vampires fight over a bloody tampon!

I could have tha happen in return for your support

i say, burn him at the stake.

Haha, nice one.
One day, there was a guy. He was :mad: because he couldn't get any :fluffle: so he went into the street, found someone who was :) and :cool: and :mp5: them. He returned to his house, with joy, and began to :fluffle: with a nearby hobo. The hobo got pregnant, but since they were both men the guy was :confused:. He got bored so went out and :mp5: some :cool: people but a police :sniper: got him and that was the end of that moron.

:eek:

John was :) , he had scored the game-winning touchdown, and tonight he and Veronica were going to :fluffle: . later that week, veronica approached John, she was pregnant. John was :mad: , he began to :headbang: . that night, john was waiting outside her house, when she went through the door, he started to :gundge: , her house, and both cars were melted. her dad was really :mad: when he found out, and :sniper: John the next day. so in the end, it is better to lose the game. :D

Bump :D :D :D :gundge:

Veronica then :mp5: her dad.

How do you get the pictures to go in the text?

use the colon. Watch
To get MP5, do : then type in mp5 then : When done right, you will get :mp5:
Or
:)
:D

or you could just click on the smilies in the box next to where you type your post, it works that way for me anyway...i dont know why it wouldnt work for everyone. :p

Haha, nice one.
One day, there was a guy. He was :mad: because he couldn't get any :fluffle: so he went into the street, found someone who was :) and :cool: and :mp5: them. He returned to his house, with joy, and began to :fluffle: with a nearby hobo. The hobo got pregnant, but since they were both men the guy was :confused:. He got bored so went out and :mp5: some :cool: people but a police :sniper: got him and that was the end of that moron.

Damnit, look what you've started!

what are you talking about, thatr delegator guy started this, not the guy you qouted...

bump :p

I was quoting what the delagator guy started hence the "Look what you started"

ahhh, thanks for clearing that up.

All of this is against the rules of The Alliance Against The Over Use of Emoticons. Prepare to be...stared at...

stared at...violently...

well now im :) , because i say this to your stares, :p . now if you would please not bother us people here, you wont be :sniper: . why is there an alliance against the overuse of smilies anyway :confused: , are you trying to take away our fun, thats not :cool: . now you can go away and :headbang: over not being able to ruin our fun. :D :D :D

Ahh! There's too many of them! I need back-up!

Never can there be too many smilies, you fool. if you continue to resist you will be :mp5: . plus, you should :headbang: because of all of the fun that you are missing out on. :p :p :p

*shivers*

*slaps all smilies*

What is wrong with these people???! i can understand using smilies occaissionaly, but this is rediculous!! something needs to be done about this!

Jesus! Theyre Everywhere! Call In A Airstrike!

The smilies have controlled them! They believe that the actions that the smilies are doing on their computer monitors are occuring in reality too! They believe that
I :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: you
means that the person is really being shot. We need a doctor! Stat!

The smilies have controlled them! They believe that the actions that the smilies are doing on their computer monitors are occuring in reality too! They believe that

means that the person is really being shot. We need a doctor! Stat!

:mad: ok, that is just stupid. you really should go :sniper: yourself. if anyone is truly that dumb, they should be :mp5: , but i doubt if that is possible. :mad:

:mad: ok, that is just stupid. you really should go :sniper: yourself. if anyone is truly that dumb, they should be :mp5: , but i doubt if that is possible. :mad:
It was in jest. Duh.
Oh, I thought I should tell you that someone would have trouble snipeing themselves.

What is wrong with these people???! i can understand using smilies occaissionaly, but this is rediculous!! something needs to be done about this!
agreed

i bet that if you tried, you could :sniper: yourself...but that isnt important. if there was a guy shooying a pistol, id use that. instead i can only use :sniper: or :mp5: , neither of which is particularly easy to do, if at all possible ;) .

Ahhh! Just use words! It’s easier! It shows intelligence!

OOC: What is this doing in international incidents?

:p its in international incedents because it is read more widely there. now then... :D :D :D bump :D :D :D

OOC: What is this doing in international incidents?

Heh, yeah. It belongs under 'International Disasters'

Right. This stopped being amusing after the first page.

:D i hadnt noticed anything of the sort. i dont know about the international part, or even the incident part :D , but i cerrtainly wouldnt call it a disaster. thats why i brought it back to life ;) ;) :fluffle:

modalert: spam

modalert: spam
that hasnt worked for like 9 months

Heh, yeah. It belongs under 'International Disasters'
Ditto.

Whoever created this thread needs to be put in a crazy house.