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The Government of the Libertarian Kingdom of Allanea and the World Rifle Association is pleased to announce the second Haven Machinegun Shoot. This year’s firearms enthusiast convention is going to be bigger and better than anything of the sort ever done before!

Not only will the HMS be done using the Port-Allanea Renewed Convention Grounds – home of the fabled Allaneacon – but moreover, it will house stands for every corporation that has a factory in Allanea (at the moment, that includes corporations from different nations). For the course of the month-long event, every business in Port-Allanea will be exempt from local taxes. Not only wil the HMS be the biggest gun show on the planet, but it will be done concurrently with the Allanean Arms Expo – demonstrating the newest in Allanean miltary and rescue technology. But, moreover, it will be done concurrently with an international shooting championship – the more, the merrier.

What’s allowed: Guns. Guns. Guns. The only requirement to opening a store at the Expo or convention grounds is that you agree to sell any weapon at the store to Allanean civilians, as Allanea has no gun laws. In Allanea, if he’s an adult (16 and up), and he walks up to you and wants to buy a gun, he can. People who we consider too crazy or dangerous to own a gun are locked up. So don’t worry about background checks or ID when pawning off that grenade launcher.

What’s not: No nukes or other WMD.

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OOC: Yes, I want to do a big-ass gun nut RP. And this is kind of a sign-up thread.

Hakos smiled as he watched the tv, these Allaneans were gun mad- no wonder it was so easy for the Hagen Evangelists to infiltrate this nation- he turned to his cell-apostles Varg, Aniek, Oystein and Tronas, each smiling

"Brothers" he smiled, his eyes flickering with bloodlust "I believe we have some merchandise to sell- maybe a few live demonstrations are in order"



E-MAIL TO HMS Organisers

"We come from Glemte Hage, we provide good quality firearms, may we set up a store at your festival?"

OOC: Seem you are not aware of the true level of Allanea's gun nuttyness. Check our Anthem. And Logo. And Flag.

IC:

George Magalianos, the city official in charge of the Shoot, smiles as he reads the e-mail.

"OK boys, we got one here! Fun's starting."

He removes the Grizzly Win Mag handgun that is cluttering up his mouse space and holsters it, then begins to type.

"Sure. Just a symbolic $1500 fee and we'll set you up with a small booth."

The Government of the Libertarian Kingdom of Allanea and the World Rifle Association is pleased to announce the second Haven Machinegun Shoot. This year’s firearms enthusiast convention is going to be bigger and better than anything of the sort ever done before!

Not only will the HMS be done using the Port-Allanea Renewed Convention Grounds – home of the fabled Allaneacon – but moreover, it will house stands for every corporation that has a factory in Allanea (at the moment, that includes corporations from different nations). For the course of the month-long event, every business in Port-Allanea will be exempt from local taxes. Not only wil the HMS be the biggest gun show on the planet, but it will be done concurrently with the Allanean Arms Expo – demonstrating the newest in Allanean miltary and rescue technology. But, moreover, it will be done concurrently with an international shooting championship – the more, the merrier.

What’s allowed: Guns. Guns. Guns. The only requirement to opening a store at the Expo or convention grounds is that you agree to sell any weapon at the store to Allanean civilians, as Allanea has no gun laws. In Allanea, if he’s an adult (16 and up), and he walks up to you and wants to buy a gun, he can. People who we consider too crazy or dangerous to own a gun are locked up. So don’t worry about background checks or ID when pawning off that grenade launcher.

What’s not: No nukes or other WMD.

Sign up now!


OOC: Yes, I want to do a big-ass gun nut RP. And this is kind of a sign-up thread. :headbang: IT CONCERNS ME THAT THE UNIDENTIFIED NUTS MIGHT BE THE ONE WHO ASSINATES YOU OR MYSELF, COUNTRIES SHOULD BE THE ONLY CUSTOMERS AND THEN POLICE THE DISTRIBUTION.

Hakos smiled as he sent the money

"We shall soon see insanity" he smiled

The Dominion wishes to acquire a medium-sized booth in order to showcase/sell a decent number of Straight Arrow weaponry.

Rifles, Rockets, Light Artillery Units...

Just one thing to remember to anybody that wishes to purchase: DON'T TAMPER WITH THE MERCHANDISE! FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER HIGHER LEVEL DEITY YOU BELIEVE IN, DON'T TAMPER WITH THE MERCHANDISE!

This may be hard for gun-nuts to follow, but we really can't stress it enough...

BEATASSIA: This is an IC thread, please keep such comments to General or TG.
Or at least word them ICly.

Glemte: Care talking to me through TG about this attack you're planning?

Godular: Welcome.

Roycelandia's Imperial Armaments and Colonial Small Arms Factory would love to attend.

IA and CSA represent the very best in Classic Arms- Specifically, Martini-Henry Rifles, Lee-Enfield Rifles, Moisin-Nagant Rifles, Lewis Guns, Bren Guns, Nagant Revolvers, Webley Revolvers, and all sorts of other pre-Korean war arms.

In fact, if it was in service with the British or Commonwealth Armed Forces prior to Vietnam, Imperial Armaments make a modern version of it...

Famous Phoenix Militaman and honorary Lt. Colonel Jesse Ventura himself will be coming, to demonstrate Phoenix Dynamix's own M134 Mingun, in 3 calibers!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/grunt74/NS1/m134.gif
As usual our full catalogue of firearms and TPM "Special" Ammo will be on display as well as some new products!

The United Socialist States of Indo-Europe would like a stall to demonstrate and sell our fledgling arms company Chyslec's Industries' new range of flechette rifles. :sniper:

You are all welcome. Soon, I will open the RP thread.

OOC: If you could, Id like there to be a Ballistics International (sub-div of FDI)stall at the convention.

OOC: Sure.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Rose National Arms would love to display it's weaponry. Specifically the RSMG-1 and the RAR-1A and all of it's variants. Plus all other standard weapons that the Army uses. We also hope to sell any weapons that is... there. And buy maybe, who knows. I want a booth damn it.
-Minister of Commerce: Nikolai Geoff

Rose National Arms: Ribbed, for her Pleasure

((OOC: Let me sell the RARs!))

Sure.

((OOC: Yeargh, I have selling rights and a booth. Down with gun laws >_>))

The DAF would be very willing to show off several of its weapons, mainly the SERAS RPG launcher now in use with our forces.

If it would be okay to showcase some of our armoured vehicles we would like a booth, otherwise we will set up a small test stand ourselfs.

Oh, that reminds me. The Dominion requests a small tract of land on which to demonstrate the destructive power of Straight Arrow.

A single firing range should do, of whatever length is appropriate, but it is important to note that Straight Arrow is more effective at long range.

Dumpsterdam is invited.

Godular: Shooting range facilities are going to be made available for all such purposes.

Think the real world Knob Creek Shoot.

Oh goody!

Would you happen to have a few old tanks being prepped for scrapping we could demonstrate on?

Indeed, or you could just ordr up some tank-shaped targets from Allanean Arms.

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Hell, I'd like to show off the new R/F-91s and R/B-91s which our Navy and Air Force just recently adopted. I guess we'd need to have alot of land for that. You know, show how we can destroy things... in a stylish matter, like a Rosian always does. Yes we are that good. And now this statement... stops.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

The New Exodus Shipyards/Armory would like to set up a medium-sized booth to display our non-lethal and our exceptionally-lethal hand weapons and explosive devices. If you would prefer that the explosives be left behind, we would be more than willing to comply, as they are expensive to safely transport (blasted hazard pay).

--Michael Haase, Colonial Commander of New Exodus

We don't care what weapons you provide, as long as they are non-WMD.

So that means our main WMD weapon will have to be left behind? Damn, thats our main weapon against terrorists and rebels...

PS: Weapons of Mass Discomfort.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=7362132

To: MHS
From: Farrget Arms
We Brydog's number gun company would like a booth.
And we send the money.

To: Allanea
From: C-rations are us

RE: Gun Show

Dear Sir:

I know this is a gun show, but we would love to set up a booth with for our newly developed C-Ration kits. Many nations are planning on sending delgations to this show and we can't pass up on the opportunity to smooze potential clients. If allowable count us in for a booth.

Upon response, we will wire the money.

Thanks,

Jack N. Crack
CEO, C-Rations are us

Our Country is interested in sending our Marine Sniper Shooting Team to participate in the International Shooting Contest you mentioned. Please send the information regarding this competition as soon as possible so we can put together our participants.

Thanks,

Josey Wales
Minister of Defense
Holy Republic of Hawdawg

To; Allanea
From: Crazed Marines' Defense Corps
Subject: Guns show

We wish to have an extremely LARGE booth. We will be showcasing our entire arsenal minus the WMDs and ICBMs. I believe that your people will like the M3 machinegun. I will link you to our stores later on. What we ned is: three tank ranges, 2 aircraft ranges, 6 armor-piercing weapon ranges (needs at least three feet of 2 gauge steel plating to be considered "safe"), and twenty regular firing ranges. We consider shows like this a treat to both us and the customer...however, for someone to test-fire a CM99a, we need them to sign a waver saying that we are not responsible to damages due to excessive recoil. Said recoil of said rifle could kill an unfit person without the recoil buffers, which we are thankfully bringing.

-CEO of CMDC, Brendon Berlelson