NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings from the Merry Nation of Wastage, I come before you all today to report a grave injustice taking place as we speak.

The relatively small peace loving region of Beer is coming under ever increasing pressure by "the den", having previously ejected our delegate and one other member they look too solidify their position in our region. A take over looks inevitable. The people of Wastage and the Region of Beer request anyone who believes in freedom to act now.

If I could I would send troops to assist you- yet I find myself in a war with Guffingford

Imperial Palace, Port Royal

"Jack, does this Communique say what I think it says?" His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I asked the Commander of the Imperial Defence Bureau.

"Yes, the Region of Beer is under attack, and they need help."

"No, that's not what I meant... Look, they've mis-spelt "Plea". I don't think we want to send aid to anyone who can't spell properly."

"But, Your Majesty, they..."

"Not interested. Hey, look at the time. Where's My Thribble? is almost on. Change the channel, will you?"

In light of recent events Wastage has changed the countries official spelling of the word "Plea" from "Plee" to "Plea".

Port Imperial, Roycelandia

"Your Majesty, We..."

"This had better be important. I'm watching Where's My Thribble?"

"Uh, Well, the Region of Beer sent us another communique with "Plea" spelt correctly."

"Fine. Find out what sort of military aid they want, and send them some of it. And don't interrupt me during Where's My Thribble?, OK? Whatever it is can wait until the show ends. But you can get me a coffee while you're up..."

Port Imperial, Roycelandia

"Your Majesty, We..."

"This had better be important. I'm watching Where's My Thribble?"

"Uh, Well, the Region of Beer sent us another communique with "Plea" spelt correctly."

"Fine. Find out what sort of military aid they want, and send them some of it. And don't interrupt me during Where's My Thribble?, OK? Whatever it is can wait until the show ends. But you can get me a coffee while you're up..."

OOC: You know I love your monarch :P

OOC: And Roycelandia is probably the only place in the Universe where someone like him could be Emperor... :D

We require you assistance in solidifying the position of UN Delegate so the invaders can be brought under control. They are unhappy at there previous success being rejected by the mods. Swift action to secure the area is required.

Greetings from the Merry Nation of Wastage, I come before you all today to report a grave injustice taking place as we speak.

The relatively small peace loving region of Beer is coming under ever increasing pressure by "the den", having previously ejected our delegate and one other member they look too solidify their position in our region. A take over looks inevitable. The people of Wastage and the Region of Beer request anyone who believes in freedom to act now.

Zaitsev was sitting in his office calmly watching America's Funniest Concentration Camps on his relatively large plasma TV. Oh, how good it was to be the President. Lifelong President, at that. He was rudely interrupted from his TV from a loud beeping coming from his computer. He moved the mouse around for a second and the screen blinked into light. There was a message there, from the Region of Beer. Beer, eh? Where the hell did they get a name like that. Not the point. He furrowed his brow and kept on reading.

"What the hell do they want? Give specifics dammit! Specifics!"

A Field Marshal in the hall right outside the door knocked quietly.

"Everything all right, sir?"

"Yeah, yeah. S'all right. Damned region of beer's in trouble. What do you propose we do?"

"Eh."

"Eh."

"Well, why don't you ask what exactly they need. I can handle the operations from there."

"Good idea."

The Marshal saluted and left the room while Zaitsev sent a message to the Region of Beer.

"Dear, Region o' Beer, it has come to our attention that you are in a spat of trouble. Define the assistance needed."

He sent the message and turned back in his swivel chair to watch his show. Oh he loved the swivel chair...

Need support in appointing a UN Delegate to strengthen the Region, Troops to prevent the den from further attacks 5000 units and a regiment of tanks, will hopefully provide a large enough dis-incentive against agression.

We patiently await your reply, yet time is running out, action must take place immediatly.

You do know that there is a special forum dedicated to region crashing, yes? Try there.

We unfortunately cannot help, we regret to say this.

***OFFICIAL STATEMENT***

The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom will not meddel in the political affairs of another region. The only way we will be sending our forces is if there is a full scale invasion, and that will only be if you are near an area where Naval Vessels can be near to bombard the land.

Emporer Shaz Bot
The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom