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i am new to role playing and would like some info and some assistance

i want to wage war

Heh, I though I answered this question in your other 'help thread'.

Here read this, it should help you: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=276553

The psychotic_programmers pity your low IQ and seeing as how you want to rage war so much they are arming there weapons and sending out their robots to met ur country, prepare for war!

WE OFFICALLY DECLARE WAR

The psychotic_programmers pity your low IQ and seeing as how you want to rage war so much they are arming there weapons and sending out their robots to met ur country, prepare for war!

WE OFFICALLY DECLARE WAR


Oh please. Sounds like you need to do some reading up, particularly the 'Guide to NationStates' at the top of the forum.

The psychotic_programmers pity your low IQ and seeing as how you want to rage war so much they are arming there weapons and sending out their robots to met ur country, prepare for war!

WE OFFICALLY DECLARE WAR
Oh goody... Time to break out the nukes! One n00b declares war on another... :rolleyes:

OOC: So what the hell is wrong with declaring war? :mad:

Yeah should be fun eh? :D

OOC: So what the hell is wrong with declaring war? :mad:


OOC: Declaring war on someone because they're asking for help? C'mon now, have more common sense than that. Also declaring war for OOC reasons is highly frowned upon.

But seriously, the guy was just asking for help. Cut him some slack.

OOC: So what the hell is wrong with declaring war? :mad:
Try everything... Well, only when you're a puny nation, and you, Psychoctic_programmers are a fine example of that. :D Now, I'm not adverse to declaring war on you, but it would be so unfair because there would be nothing left of you when I'm done example a bunch of rubble a few starving survivors...

Hehe yeah that'd be fun.

OOC: to be honest i wasn't declaring war becasue he was asking for help it was because he said he wanted to wage war. And actually RPing war might help him/her a bit

OOC: to be honest i wasn't declaring war becasue he was asking for help it was because he said he wanted to wage war. And actually RPing war might help him/her a bit
Blind leading the blind.... Oh goody, and all out nuke fest! :rolleyes:

no actually i had an idea that my robots would firstly trap some of his men and kill them with the lasers, and then during the main war their equptment would pack in and the programmers would have to come to the rescue and reboot them (costing them thier lives) and the robots would kill some of his men and then blow them selves up in an important building. NO NUKES and no amazing magical powers :mad:

The best part being probably neither of them have nukes or are capable of creating them. :D

no actually i had an idea that my robots would firstly trap some of his men and kill them with the lasers, and then during the main war their equptment would pack in and the programmers would have to come to the rescue and reboot them (costing them thier lives) and the robots would kill some of his men and then bIlow them selves up in an important building. NO NUKES and no amazing magical powers :mad:

If the entire war is planed out whats the point?

no just that begining bit, becasue the next wave would be coming because the ships cant hold all those men

If the entire war is planed out whats the point?
Well, that cuts down on arguments...
The point is to write it out well, and have fun while doing so. Also, it can help show the nature of one's country.

why have nukes when you can have gene-altering agents :)

currantly stands at 23,000,000 men note not all of armed forces on active service only 6 million on active duty remender can be battlefeild ready in 2 weeks.
plus the civilian "additionals" of 5,000,000
standerd issue to one trooper is - one m16A2 6 magazines of ammo, 2 frag
granades, 1 phosporus, 1 smoke

support weapon-minim 1 in ten troopers

anti-tank weapon- millian 1 in twenty troopers


10 man squad, 50 squads in a platoon (500 men)

company=4 platoons (2000 men)

brigade = 8 platoons (16000)

each platoon has a scout sqd of 10 men mounted in 2 scimitars

tank support- 20,000 makava MBTs
split in to tank squad of 5 tanks (4000 squads)

1500-bradly infantry fighting vehicles assigned to separate infantry squads
atillary support- 8000 paladins

anti- aircraft - 7000 starstreak HVM disstruputed between platoons


air force
50 B2 spirit bombers
70 F-22 Raptor
45 F-16 Fighting Falcon
32 AH-64 Apache
14 MiG-29 FULCRUM
20 SUPER ETENDARD
17 Mi-25 HIND D
5 E-3 Sentry (AWACS)

i am for no reason am i asking to be declared war upon nor am i looking to declare war on any one else

Oh joy! They're taking godmodding to a whole new level... :rolleyes:

what the hell you mean godmodding

Main Army = Two guys, sharing a stick.

Addendum: A pointy stick, mind you.

Support = A norwegian battlemoose.


Bring it on, Fluffy!

-King Newbhart IX-

My white mouse in a jar will crush your battlemoose!
-The Emperor of Ghout

Don't mind him. He just rules the country, he doesn't have much actual power.
-Commander Corcyn, leader of the Ghouti military, loyal servant of the Emperor

Ditto.

Though he does carry a big hammer though...
(edit: Said though twice... Do'h!)

-Newbia's Behind-the-scenes-rulers.aka the parliment.-

Yeah baby!
*waves his hammer.*

-King Newbhart IX-

Volponia's population: 73m
Psychotic_programmers' population: 6m

Considering national philosophies and to a "lesser" extent these statistics: President Michael Snake of the Federation of Annor; offers friendship and aid to Volponia; circumstance dependent.

i here by accept the very nice offer from annor and i hope that our countries can explore a new found "comman intrest"

OOC: Considering Newbia's No-War-Period policy...

"I guess we'll side up with the Psycho Programmers then."
"Or maybe we'll just send a few snipers."
"Or possibly just place our guys in between- Oh sod this, I'm off to pester the parliment now..."

-King Newbhart IX-

currantly stands at 23,000,000 men note not all of armed forces on active service only 6 million on active duty remender can be battlefeild ready in 2 weeks.
plus the civilian "additionals" of 5,000,000
standerd issue to one trooper is - one m16A2 6 magazines of ammo, 2 frag
granades, 1 phosporus, 1 smoke

support weapon-minim 1 in ten troopers

anti-tank weapon- millian 1 in twenty troopers


10 man squad, 50 squads in a platoon (500 men)

company=4 platoons (2000 men)

brigade = 8 platoons (16000)

each platoon has a scout sqd of 10 men mounted in 2 scimitars

tank support- 20,000 makava MBTs
split in to tank squad of 5 tanks (4000 squads)

1500-bradly infantry fighting vehicles assigned to separate infantry squads
atillary support- 8000 paladins

anti- aircraft - 7000 starstreak HVM disstruputed between platoons


air force
50 B2 spirit bombers
70 F-22 Raptor
45 F-16 Fighting Falcon
32 AH-64 Apache
14 MiG-29 FULCRUM
20 SUPER ETENDARD
17 Mi-25 HIND D
5 E-3 Sentry (AWACS)

i am for no reason am i asking to be declared war upon nor am i looking to declare war on any one else


Just a little more then 3-5 % dont you think! :mad: