NationStates Jolt Archive

In a huge cozy auditorium filled with thousands of men women and children people were setting up booths. These were not regular men, women, and children they were sick and insane individuals who killed for their own personal enjoyment.

An overwieght man dressed in a very tight pink shirt sat at a reception desk fondling a pair of breasts that had been detached from the original owner's body. Sign-Up sheets sat in front of him as he just kept waiting for more people to come.

OOC: :D This is not a party thread this is a very mature thread designed to explore the quality evil that cometh from the minds of men.

A man walks in, signs up, and detonates, destroying the building. Once again, problem solved.

funny :rolleyes: :upyours:

Yes, it was, wasn't it...

A man walks up and signs his name on the sheet.

It reads,
"Your Mother."
First Last

OOC: Please don't do that again I was trying to set up a mature thread for people.

OOC: Ok, I won't.
IC:

A woman walks in, signs up, and detonates, destroying the building.

Idiotic problem solved.

OOC: LMAO. HIlarious.

Screw you. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OOC: I try, I try.

Why don't you like this thread? It's for mature audiences.

JJR is HIlarious. Just ignore what he says and continue. Its funny, but dont let it get in the way of your thread.

I know but Your Mother wasn't the greatest thing for a Jerseyian either.

OOC: Well, I think this a stupid thread anyway. You don't have a "Serial Killer Convention". Perhaps a secret guild or society, but not a "Take a ribbon, have some cocoa and a singsong" CONVENTION!

OOC: Well I was thinking of something completely disturbing but completely ridiculous at the same time.

OOC: see JJR has no idea of the meaning mature, infact his joke was a funny as a bit of paint drying. He dont like it when other people make a decent idea he didnt.

OOC: Would you like to participate fine sir? Maybe a Keynote Speaker would be good.

OOC: What!? JJR is cool and he is just trying to get people to laugh.

I know but Your Mother wasn't the greatest thing for a Jerseyian either.

WHAT?

Right I don't remember what I said.

oh. Okay

OOC: see JJR has no idea of the meaning mature, infact his joke was a funny as a bit of paint drying. He dont like it when other people make a decent idea he didnt.

Oooh, that "Member Group" setting is getting nice and attractive, CS.

(And that was a joke, Mister Trigger-happy)

Let's get RPing soon. Folks.

"SO what we gonna do? Set up stalls to hire our services our jsut talk about how we kill."

Talk, present, and demonstrate our the orders of the day all the interaction between the serial killers should be interesting to observe.

OOC: if i did send some of my Serial killers to this convention i would doupt that anyone would live....(there kinda insane, love to eat and kill people and look like normal people hell one serial killer in my nation was a Priest).

IC:
Father jones walked into the convention looking like a normal avrage priest (no he didnt abuse lil boys) in over 4 years he had killed just over 60 people all with the signature of his own. On the back of each person he cut out a bit of skin from top to bottom from left to right makeing a Cross and all killed with a cross Stabed into there heads, in his home he had a wall where he put his prize from each victum. In his eyes he was doing gods work killing the wicked even if one of his victims was a 13 year old girl.
He walked up to the desk and filled it in but not giveing his real name the name he was given by the media, The Cross Stealer. after he finished filling in the form he went off to find a victim someone young and female.

Oooh, that "Member Group" setting is getting nice and attractive, CS.

(And that was a joke, Mister Trigger-happy)
OOC: ya i know how does it feel :P :p

OOC: Well people who have been kidnapped over the years are being used for demonstrations so maybe he can kill some of them instead. Plus everyone there is a serial killer so the father would have his work cut out for him.

Your mother, Real name: Ubershty stocksin, walked amog the crowd. He took a seat an ordered a bucket of fried fingers.

The waitress looked at the man strangely before saying "Sir we have no fried fingers if you're a cannibal you shoud know that frying human flesh takes out all the flavor. Would you like raw flesh or cooked."

OOC: Mostly those that are cannibals have a high intelligence and enjoy the flesh not letting the flavor be destroyed by such horrible cooking methods.
;) Or so I've heard. hehe looks nervous.

((OOC: Jesus Christ CE! How messed up are you?))

OOC: Very. Participate or no?

OOC: Very. Participate or no?

((OOC: No way in freaking Hell. I'm staying as far away from this as possible. Euhhhhhhh.....))

OOC: Why not participate it would be good for your evilness factor.

OOC: Why not participate it would be good for your evilness factor.

((OOC: No dude. I'm not evil like that. This is just twisted and wrong. It's beyond evil.))

Well come on sick and twisted is what I do right.

"No. I wnat fired. You.."

The man whips out a sodering iron and stabs the waitress in the face twice. He then raps the body up in saran wrap, covers that in shaving cream, and slips it into the wheelbarrow of Girl Scout Cookies that the Girl scouts are selling.

"No. I wnat fired. You.."

The man whips out a sodering iron and stabs the waitress in the face twice. He then raps the body up in saran wrap, covers that in shaving cream, and slips it into the wheelbarrow of Girl Scout Cookies that the Girl scouts are selling.

The detonated man and woman watch on, "Ooooh, kinky!"

HE then steals a box of trefoils and sits down at a table and begins to eat them.

The other Serial Killer's stare in confusion before asking for a bite to eat.

OOC: Camel Eaters

OOC: WHat, noone saw that. You are a god-moder. Joking.