NationStates Jolt Archive

He stood before a dark mahhogany podium with a crimson pentagram etched on the front of it, as scores of his most devout followers peered onward in silent awe. Ten short men wearing black hooded cloaks bowed before him and each lit a torch, producing black flames. Finally, the High Minister of Malevolence, Cole Slaughter, slowly approached the podium carrying a bejeweled silver crown glittering with blood-red rubies. He knelt before the President, bowing humbly.
The President walked past each of the ten hooded men, running his hand through the black flames. He felt nothing.
"Having been baptized by the Flames of Desecration, I now crown you Emperor of The Dark Dimension," the High Minister said, crowning President Lou Nuttik, and all around them legions of demonic followers hoarsely roared and bellowed their approval.
"Now that I am Emperor, a celebration must commence," Emperor Lou Nuttik roared, pounding his chest with his fists. "My crown shall be consecrated in the blood of innocent lives, for only then shall I become the supreme ruler of terror! Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!"

"So...the fools refuse to pay homage and pledge their undying allegiance to me, eh?" Lou Nuttik roared. "Henceforth, all children in The Dark Dimension shall be massacred in cold blood! The world must be taught to show respect for my infinite darkness!"

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Do you want to die?! I have two fleets and an entire army outside your nation's waters. I'm not blockading you, but people are going to kill you. Let us in, build a fort, and declare you a Protectorate. Because people will kill you, and utterly destroy your children for you. Okay?! God you're an idiot. You know what? Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
-Admiral Edwards Stavin of the Massive Fleet Outside your Nation

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Do you want to die?! I have two fleets and an entire army outside your nation's waters. I'm not blockading you, but people are going to kill you. Let us in, build a fort, and declare you a Protectorate. Because people will kill you, and utterly destroy your children for you. Okay?! God you're an idiot. You know what? Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
-Admiral Edwards Stavin of the Massive Fleet Outside your Nation

(OOC: I hope those were IC-only insults)

((OOC: IC only. I don't do OOC insults. But seriously accept, you have potential but I don't want you destroyed.))

~Incomming electronic transmission~
Uh huh. Sure. If you're going to be a tin-pot dictator, at least have the integrity to admit that's what you are. And slaughtering the children is for fools, so go ahead. I lay first claim on your nation after everyone in it dies, childless, and you are left without a population. That's assuming you are not invaded first.

You might want to take the Island of Rose up on their offer, in which case I'll let the others have it. In fact, just surrender to them or whoever lands in your nation first. It'll save everyone time and weaponry we'd waste annihilating your nation.
-Dictator Enigma
-Ruler of the Most Serene Republic of DemonLordEnigma
~End electronic transmission~

(OOC: This is entirely IC, but you really should just surrender. That's beyond suicidal at this point.)

The same Lou Nuttik that killed an innocent 5-year-old girl because she didn't know what she was saying, then broke under pressure from the posters of that thread, then executed the soldiers who were ordered to kill her in order to gain international acceptance?