NationStates Jolt Archive

<News Press Meeting>


Following the lead of other nations, we have decided, to dispose of these filthy rats, as the beginning problems of their attempts to genocide us also.

Currently occuring in the Jurrik Navy, we are dumping all members of any religion that supports this 'God.' as they speak of, they are being dumped in, tied and open mouth gagged with multiple lashing wounds, to be fed to the sharks. The sharks are already attracted by their shot collueges.

We support any nation also, that might have problems by any other nation when they have done relligion genocide.

Tommorow, we shall remove any remaining survivors, by moving them into another nation, to be shot and slaughtered and left in the hills to be feasted upon.


That is all.


<General Krik Guztik steps off stage.>


<End Press meeting.>

I fully support this

Though I am currently being invaded by the christians- any chance you could send some assistance?

We agrees, they Baptists be an entirely diff'rent category than Christians, aye....

That is it. Enough with the terrorising of Christians. We are going to get involved and punish you.

Bureaucrat of the Drum God Empire
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Member of GDODAD, Allied to Metus
Member of the Right Wing Collective
A January 2003 Nation

The Confederation of Elbonian States refuses to condone discrimination or genocide by any party and wishes to warn Jurrik that if this rampant abuse of human rights continues they may be forced to declare war, not excluding our sizeable nuclear arsenal.

<Offical Communique to the nation of Drum Gods.>

As of today, we are perpared for war, or any consquenital ideas.

The religious zealots had it coming. They refused to abide by the laws of Jurrik, that are very easy-going. They refused to work in the factories because they believed we were funding Terroists...The nation of Jurrik has followed the laws and punished them ourselves. They have been executed.

Tommorow, will be the last sweep.

Signed,


General Krik Guztik
General of the Jurrik Army.

<End offical Communique.>

The Confederation of Elbonian States refuses to condone discrimination or genocide by any party and wishes to warn Jurrik that if this rampant abuse of human rights continues they may be forced to declare war, not excluding our sizeable nuclear arsenal.


<Offical Communique>

The Communistic Nation of Jurrik has recongized that the 'Elbonian Nations' has threatened us. We have only followed our laws. All of them refused to work in our Factories that fed their families. We did what the laws required. They had even went through a offical Court hearing. Mass-ordered and relieved. The punishment was Execution. Our mistake, was waiting until the world recongized that Genocide was fine, though we did this! To enforce our laws!


Igor Dames
Foreign Affairs

Genocide! Genocide! Said the lama at the foot of the Jungalistic Comboation party congress steps (just as the current party leader took a gun to his head and thereatened the fuckers to blow his head off) this is virtual genocide...

...in the sense that it is also virtual reality. what is the sense in making all this crap up? get a grip.

*A totally unofficial official party broadcast*

The Confederation of Elbonian States refuses to condone discrimination or genocide by any party and wishes to warn Jurrik that if this rampant abuse of human rights continues they may be forced to declare war, not excluding our sizeable nuclear arsenal.

so in order to stop him from killing all his people you will use Nukes.... to kill all his people... real bright lol

so in order to stop him from killing all his people you will use Nukes.... to kill all his people... real bright lol

OoC: Sounds like Seph trying to liberate TIOR using nukes.

IC: Oh for god sakes, can you people stop shooting christians? Its like a disease with you people, almost like communisme!

Erik Solar, Foreign Councillor.

The Holy Republic of Sladgrad denounces all ethnic cleansing of any Christian sect. Any act such these current events ought to be delt with through sanctions or a massive United Nations led peacekeeping operation.

We only shoot them if they're trying to pull something... you know, like treason, book burning, going door to door selling rascist pamphlets from Decisive Action...

And even then, we only pop 'em in the kneecaps. They HATE that for some reason.

I pity the foo' who mess with Jungalistic Comboation.

His Catholic Majesty Marcus Maximus, by the grace of God Emperor of Christus
Victor, to the rulers and people of Jurrik, greeting,

We are gravely distressed by the news that has come to Us of the treatment
of Christians in Jurrik. From this day forth, the borders of Our realm are open to all Christians fleeing persecution, whether or not they be in Union with the
Holy Catholic Church, for this is our obligation before Our Lord to care for the least of His brethren.

We further order the immediate withdrawal of all diplomaitc personnel and citizens of Christus Victor from the territory of Jurrik, and the cessatyion of all commerce between Us and their government. We bear no ill will toward the people of Jurik, however We warn their government that threats and encouragement of attacks against the fiollowers of Holy Church will be regarded as threats against the people of Our realm. We strongly encourage the government of Jurrik to cease and desist in such conduct.

Given this twenty-eighth day of Ocotber, in the year of Our Lord two thouand four,

Marcus Maximus, D.G. Imperator

<News Meeting>


<Krik Guztik steps onto stage.>


Our country, has made a team. A team of highly trained professionals. Our Troops will lay off the Filthy Scoundrals that so many countries wish to protect, but the new squadron, namely called 'The State.' will step on and slaughter the rest of these filthy pigs!

<Krik Guztik steps to the side and presses a button. A viel drops, showing the offical squadron badge that will be on all of the troops. >


http://usera.imagecave.com/Daishi/preparing_resistance_b.jpg

Meet out Future! Our troops! These will be are squadrons that will elimnate those who oppose our laws! Our men will defeat you!


Any questions?


[A few questions, then ending of news confrence.>

"Susan Viesan from the Imperial Bugle. I want to know how you would respond to the Empire of Drum Gods if they stress that you must see all activities against Christians?"

"Susan Viesan from the Imperial Bugle. I want to know how you would respond to the Empire of Drum Gods if they stress that you must see all activities against Christians?"


Krik Guztik: If I were forced to oversee all activites, including the dumping of the bodies into the ocean and all of that fun stuff....I'd help out. Whatever is needed, will occur.


Next Question.


OOC: Drum Gods, do you have AIM or MSN, or Yahoo?

"And how about if Drum Gods ordered you to in fact to cease in your activities or face severe consequences?"

OOC:MSN Why?

"And how about if Drum Gods ordered you to in fact to cease in your activities or face severe consequences?"

OOC:MSN Why?



Krik: I think our troops are eager for something. Right now, we are only dealing with our own nation! We shall most likely though, assist in the war against the Christian tide, which has already begun!


OOC: Could you add me?

The reporter was shocked:

"You'r prepared to take on the Empire of Drum Gods? Is that what you are saying?"

OOC:

Before I do could you telegram me with what you want us to discuss?

The reporter was shocked:

"You'r prepared to take on the Empire of Drum Gods? Is that what you are saying?"

OOC:

Before I do could you telegram me with what you want us to discuss?


Krik: I was not saying I was going to directly take on the Drum Gods. What I am saying, if they join the Christian Tide war, then we might come head-to-head. Our forces will be enemies. That's what I'm saying, Susan.


Diffrent Reporter!

<Offical Communique to Evil Woody Thoughts, Encrypted at 128 level.>


Evil Woody Thoughts,


This is a confidental, for your eyes only message. The Nation of Jurrik will stop their Genocidal attacks, if we recieve Communique from you, that you will take the Catholics from our land. These have ruined us. RUINED! Send Communinque, or Genocidal attacks will continue.

Signed,


Igor Dames
Foreign Affairs

<End Encrypted Communique.>

<Offical Communique to Evil Woody Thoughts, Encrypted at 128 level.>


Evil Woody Thoughts,


This is a confidental, for your eyes only message. The Nation of Jurrik will stop their Genocidal attacks, if we recieve Communique from you, that you will take the Catholics from our land. These have ruined us. RUINED! Send Communinque, or Genocidal attacks will continue.

Signed,


Igor Dames
Foreign Affairs

<End Encrypted Communique.>

SECRET IC COMMUNIQUE

We will accept the Christian refugees and grant them political asylum. However, we do not have any unassigned units in our navy with which to pick them up.

However, we will be able to 'borrow' some aircraft from Evil Woody Airlines if you will tell us which airport(s) to fly to. Such airports will need to be capable of accomodating large aircraft such as 747's and 777's.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

OOC: I have to go for a couple of RL hours, which limits my ability to RP the actual delivery of the refugees for a while. Sorry.

SECRET IC COMMUNIQUE

We will accept the Christian refugees and grant them political asylum. However, we do not have any unassigned units in our navy with which to pick them up.

However, we will be able to 'borrow' some aircraft from Evil Woody Airlines if you will tell us which airport(s) to fly to. Such airports will need to be capable of accomodating large aircraft such as 747's and 777's.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

OOC: I have to go for a couple of RL hours, which limits my ability to RP the actual delivery of the refugees for a while. Sorry.


<Secret Encrypted Communique to Evil Woody Thoughts>


We will deliver the Crimnals to your country, via CargoLiners if you so wish. All of our Airports are Commerical, except two, which cannoot house all of these people, as they'd probably run the risk of being hit by a plane due to their lower intelligence ratio. We will use 18 CargoLiners to transport them. Meet us in International Waters, where they will be transferred once you have freed up your men in the Navy. The time for our Cargoships to reach their Destination will take one day.

Signed,


Igor Dames and Krik Guztik
Foreign Affairs And General of the Army of Jurrik.

Nianacio strongly condemns these actions, and urges Jurrik to cease and desist. A Christian should not be breaking laws (Romans 13:1-5, Hebrews 13:17, 1 Peter 2:13-17); someone is lying or they are ignorant. Our deployment to the nation of Klington will be moved toward Jurrik as soon as practical, and refugees will be accepted.

Nianacio also urges Elbonian States to use no nuclear weapons. Any intercontinental missiles launched, regardless of the nation of launch or target (unless the launching nation is Nianacio, as we will know the missiles are being used acceptably), will be shot down by Nianacio's ABM system.

People who fight with missiles are cowards

Be assured Nianacio that should your fleet move towards Jurrick mine shall make every effort to drive you back

It is up to individual nations to decide

It will, eh? Despite no declared intention of violent intent, your nation's significant disadvantage in size (about 585:1), and my navy being the pride of the national defense force? A brave attempt, surely, but one you might later regret. Please reconsider.

I am fully prepared to use force if you choose to do so- I thought it was implied in your first speech, but I suppose I was wrong

Ah. When I mentioned a redeployment of forces, that is all that I was referring to -- a redeployment of forces. However, the destination of the naval forces would be a convenient location if I did decide to use force against Jurrik...
OOC: I implied that I might use force, but if I don't outright say that I will, there's no telling what I'll decide to do.

Ravea condems the persacution of any religion, and is prepared to go to war to defend the christians of your country. Deployment of troops will be immediete if Jurrik does not cease the killing of Christians.

As an after thought, Jurrik may also transport the christians to Ravean boarders so they can live without fear in a free country.

The Holy Imperial Empire of Belem condemns the nation of Jurrik and is ordering it to immediately cease and desist all persecutions of Catholics immediately or we will make you cease and desist. You are being given one and only one warning.


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As of now Two Imperial fleets and transports are being rerouted to positions off the Jurrik coast.

OOC: Stats coming soon.

<Secure Communique>

To: All nations threatening action against Jurrik.
From: Krik Guztik, Igor Dames, via Secetary Jessica McGrol.

To all Nations threatening action. We will defend our borders! We will never surrender! We have offered to surrender these filfthy dogs to another Nation. To rid them. If that selected Nation doesn't take them at the selected location, they will be thrown overboard with multiple wounds. Take note, we will NOT surrender! We have Biological weapons and will kill ourselves, before letting ourselves surrender to you filthly dogs! Note this!


Signed,


Forementioned parties.

The Nation of Glemte Hage will respond in kind to any attack on Jurrick or itself, there must be an alternative method to violence

If the people of Jurrik would prefer to kill themselves instead of going to war please don't let us stop you. We would greatly appreciate if you did in order to spare us the cost of using weapons against you.

The slaughter of ourselves will be a last resort. We will not let the Catholics or those of Jewish Descent rule. Our land will continue to be a majority of Athiests. Back off now, or we will take action. That also means, to remove ships off our coastlines. As of today, Krik Guztik, The General of our Armies, has authorized six Natuilus Model Submarines to enter the Coastal Area, to defend, and not fire until a Risk has been determined.

OOC: Since I didn't actually threaten action against Jurrik...
IC: Belem, could you send me a copy of the message you are replying to?

Truly a pity that you won't make our jobs easier.

As of this time the Imperial Empire of Belem is only accepting an unconditional surrender of Jurrik.

It should be noted that if Jurrik feels the need to employ NBC weapons against Belem forces, Belem will respond in kind 100 fold.

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OOC: Stats on Imperial Fleets

Each fleet has:
4 Intrepid class Carriers
4 Fiery Avenger Missile Ships
4 Tracker ASW ships
4 Shield AA ships
20 Romulus Battleships
30 Legate Battlecruisers
40 Vesuvius Frigates
60 Centurion Heavy Destroyers
10 Velite Attack Submarines(using caterpillar drives to remain unheard and have pitted rubber hulls to help avoid Active pinging detection)
70 Troop transports with 2 division onboard
numerous additional Support and Logistic ships.

OOC: Since I didn't actually threaten action against Jurrik...
IC: Belem, could you send me a copy of the message you are replying to?

Enclosed is a copy of Private Communique of the Jurrik Government sent to all "hostile" nations:

<Secure Communique>

To: All nations threatening action against Jurrik.
From: Krik Guztik, Igor Dames, via Secetary Jessica McGrol.

To all Nations threatening action. We will defend our borders! We will never surrender! We have offered to surrender these filfthy dogs to another Nation. To rid them. If that selected Nation doesn't take them at the selected location, they will be thrown overboard with multiple wounds. Take note, we will NOT surrender! We have Biological weapons and will kill ourselves, before letting ourselves surrender to you filthly dogs! Note this!


Signed,


Forementioned parties.

Thank you, Belem. In response to your deployment, Nianacio will double its deployment and add one assault ship.

Jurrik, please do not intentionally harm any civilians.

Jurrik cease and desist at once or we will use force.
We open our borders to the Catholics inside your nation wishing to flee.
Please take this offer up. Let me warn you, if you do not cease and desist, you will be dealt with, by many nations.

Glemte Hage will respond to any land invasion of Jurrick

<Secret Encrypted Communique to Evil Woody Thoughts>


We will deliver the Crimnals to your country, via CargoLiners if you so wish. All of our Airports are Commerical, except two, which cannoot house all of these people, as they'd probably run the risk of being hit by a plane due to their lower intelligence ratio. We will use 18 CargoLiners to transport them. Meet us in International Waters, where they will be transferred once you have freed up your men in the Navy. The time for our Cargoships to reach their Destination will take one day.

Signed,


Igor Dames and Krik Guztik
Foreign Affairs And General of the Army of Jurrik.

ooc: I'm back and can rp this for a little while at least.:)

*SECRET IC COMMUNIQUE TO JURRIK*

Please send your cargo ships to the following coordinates:

Lattitude 41 degrees 30 minutes West
Longitude 26 degrees 45 minutes North

We are able to divert some of our naval forces to this location to pick up the refugees. It is approximately 400 nautical miles from our coast (we are an archipelago nation) and is in international waters.

Admiral Douglass
Chief of Staff
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

In the Waters, 200 miles from checkpoint.

As the Ships moved forward, the popular Seawolf moved on, the Captain, James <Last name Ommitted, I honestly forgot> gave commands. The 'Refugees' stuffed underneath the Holding Chamber.

The communcation's shack rowdy as they had gotten through the hardest part. Two Natulius Class Submarines escorting them. Eventually speeding ahead to catch up to the Checkpoint location. They were both submerged.

20minutes from checkpoint. They radioed ahead. Warning them of the Submarines in the water and how they belonged to the Communistic Nation of Jurrik.

BRB in a hour.

The two Imperial fleets are now in position approx. 500 miles off the coast of Jurrik. The fleet is on red alert with over 25% of its fighters launched(about 160) on CAP Patrol. The flet begins to deploy Sonar buoys at a perimeter of 50 miles around the fleet.

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Comminque to Jurrik:

This is your last and final warning surrender immediately.

Representing my Modern Tech puppet of Kerith Ravine, I immediately ask you to stand down and at least deport your Christian refugees to a sane nation who will take care of them. I am currently mobilizing the Kerith Ravine military, and in the case that this horrendous and evil slaughter continues, I will support Belem and respond with devastating and overpowering force to dismantle the current regime and rescue the persecuted groups. You have my ultimatum.

~Anithraldur

ooc: please note, I use Kerith Ravine to RP modern tech, and Arizona Nova to RP future tech, I do not ever RP with both of them against a nation.

Belem, say the word and I shall relay troops, equipment, and ships to you to use in this engagement, you have my nation's full support in this enterprise.

~Anithraldur

<Secure Communique` to Evil Woody Thoughts>

From: "President." D. Tutik.
To: Evil Woody Thoughts, Leader Boatsman.


Subject: Transfer.


We are ready to transfer, once you are. If you are not ready in one hour, they will be thrown overboard. I repeat, thrown overboard. Respond ASAP. Respond. Our ships are at the designated points.

<End Secure Communique`.>


Open press packet:

To all of the countries threatening to use action, we would like to point out, that we have several islands, that contain biological threats. Back down, we have over 7,000 miles in distance of Firing Range. I repeat, back down. We no longer harm these filfthy dogs! Unless the nation that takes them, doesn't want them anymore. We pity you! Church from state is a must! The UN should decide on this! To backlash you filthy dogs!

If he doesn't want them, we will take the refugees and back down. Otherwise we will assist Belem in uninstalling the current government, and take our losses for the sake of these innocents you so mindlessly persecute.

~Anithraldur

ooc: also, I find it unlikely that an October nation could have WMDs by now, but for sake of the RP I will let it slide.

If he doesn't want them, we will take the refugees and back down. Otherwise we will assist Belem in uninstalling the current government, and take our losses for the sake of these innocents you so mindlessly persecute.

~Anithraldur

ooc: also, I find it unlikely that an October nation could have WMDs by now, but for sake of the RP I will let it slide.



OOC: I really wouldn't consider Sarin in a Missile System as a WMD....>.>

The fleet goes to general quarters as the more fighter aircraft are launched putting nearly 240 Fighters in the sky on CAP at a 200 mile distance around the fleet.

The Fleet begins defensive manuervs as the first volley of missiles are launched from selected ships.

First AttacK: 800 Tomahawk Cruise missiles.

400 targetted against Jurrik Early Warning systems and AA sites.

100 targetted against powerplants and dams within range.

100 are targetted against governmental buildings(including parlimentary and presidential palaces) as well as the military HQ within Jurrik

the Remaining 200 are directed indiscrimentaly at your capitol city.

Nianaciana ships have arrived, or are near arrival, and will take positions 300km from the Belemese ships.
OOC: My forces won't be able to recognize the target of the final 200 missiles until it's too late, correct?

ooc: well they will see there going towards the city probably since im assuming that most of my missiles will head towards that city since most of his C&C is probably based there as well as some infastructure targets.

Offical Declaration of War:

We the People of Fjadad will not stand idoly by and watch this injustice happen to the People In Jurrick. We have a Sizable army, Navy and Air Force, We can not suffer this to go on any longer. We May Just be a Commonwealth, but all things are common in a Commonwealth, expecsally the anger at the injustice to others.

Prepare to be Invaded!


-Jarqua Felmu,
Leader of the Commonwealth of Fjadad.
Diktat of all the Forces of Fjadad.

The fleet goes to general quarters as the more fighter aircraft are launched putting nearly 240 Fighters in the sky on CAP at a 200 mile distance around the fleet.

The Fleet begins defensive manuervs as the first volley of missiles are launched from selected ships.

First AttacK: 800 Tomahawk Cruise missiles.

400 targetted against Jurrik Early Warning systems and AA sites.

100 targetted against powerplants and dams within range.

100 are targetted against governmental buildings(including parlimentary and presidential palaces) as well as the military HQ within Jurrik

the Remaining 200 are directed indiscrimentaly at your capitol city.


As the EARLY Warning systems take action, the Anti-missile Turrents spring up from the ground at the Coast line. All taking action and firing. A easy 1,500 missile mounts. Each one having four missiles pre-loaded. They didn't even think twice. Immediately authorized by the Computer.


But, a few missiles hit their marks, mostly the ones aimed at Controlled River Locks. Since the Catholics, Baptists, and jewish and those of other regligious backgrounds were hit in their CargoBoats, the men swam to safety, but could not undo the locks fast enough. The Country of Beleem can be blamed for their Deathes. Though, the rest of the missiles were easily hit, by the AA and SAM sites. Especially as the Missiles were being launched to take out the planes. About 8 missiles per a plane.

<Secure Communique` to Evil Woody Thoughts>

From: "President." D. Tutik.
To: Evil Woody Thoughts, Leader Boatsman.


Subject: Transfer.


We are ready to transfer, once you are. If you are not ready in one hour, they will be thrown overboard. I repeat, thrown overboard. Respond ASAP. Respond. Our ships are at the designated points.

<End Secure Communique`.>


Open press packet:

To all of the countries threatening to use action, we would like to point out, that we have several islands, that contain biological threats. Back down, we have over 7,000 miles in distance of Firing Range. I repeat, back down. We no longer harm these filfthy dogs! Unless the nation that takes them, doesn't want them anymore. We pity you! Church from state is a must! The UN should decide on this! To backlash you filthy dogs!

OOC: I've been gone with RL duties...

SECRET IC: We are sixteen nautical miles from your position and moving toward it at flank speed. We should be there in 30-35 minutes.

If you cannot bear to wait that long, make sure they all have life jackets before throwing the refugees overboard.

Admiral Douglass
Chief of Staff
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

um. the missiles were launched from the fleet not the planes.

and i didnt target any cargo ships.

Message from President John Howard Taft:
"Metslandia will take any and all refugees, as we are a Judeo-Christian state and will take care of these refugees humanely. It's a shame. God's people persecuted like this. If you do not stop the genocide, we will have to declare war. We have a chemical and biologiical weapons program and a developing nuclear porogram, so I suggest you stop now."

OOC: I noted that you didn't target any Cargo Ships, you targetted the Dams, The dams are also used as River Locks, to lower a ship somewhere else, which doesn't have enough water....Your nation might be placed with over 6,000 in deathes. A shame in reality. I'm aware I targetted at the planes. Plus, how do you know where my Weaponary is hidden? Hmm?

OOC: Evil Woody Thoughts, do you have AIM, MSN or Yahoo? Add me to one if you do.


IC: As the ships sunk, some of the crew went with them. The only Cargoship to make it, was the Christians. The crew quickly came. They locked in their plank and called up Evil Woody Thoughts on the CB unit, from their Communcations shack. "This is James, Captain of the SeaWolf. We couldn't get them all out, as I've recieved a Telegram about it. A country has attempted to attack us. They took out the ships." He sighed lightly, letting go of the button that allowed Transmission. He allowed the other ships to respond back. Hopefully soon.

As a representative of Catholic Fascism, I believe that you are foolhardy to assume that you can wipe out the Christian faith with just one fell swoop. My country will continue having Catholic Fascist children, who will support the truth of the Catholic faith as well as the unending quest for Catholic domination of the world!

If you attack your Catholics, you will bring on the wrath of my shillelagh wielding fascist brethren. Send your Catholics to me or you will pay dearly.

Also, I find your language to be a strange dialect of English. The slight differences in your usage are interesting and remind me of quaint times of old.

OOC: Sorry, but I didn't want to screw with the above RP post...but the Genocide stopped, as they were being transported out, if ANY of you read my posts and didn't just stop at the FIRST one. >.<

OOC: Enjoy?

oo: ah ok gotcha.

and my planes are 300-400 miles off shore well out of range of AA missiles.

oo: ah ok gotcha.

and my planes are 300-400 miles off shore well out of range of AA missiles.


As the war Generals quickly gathered, they sent out a message over open wavelengths. "Cease fire! I repeat, Cease fire! All nations attempting to fire, we are transporting those of opposite Religions! A fleet somewhere, has already taken out several crafts. We were trying to be nice! Nice to these people! Help them live a better laugh! You slaughter them! SLAUGHTER!"


Then the Transmission ended, several F-16s entering the Airspace of Jurrik and zooming down toward the last Cargoship, attempting to Escort it, air-wise. It didn't have missiles, only Machine gun capabilties.

Two submarines exiting the port, that they were harbored in and watching the current fleet that was threatening their safe nation.

As the Evil Woody Thoughts fleet neared the Jurrikian cargo transports, Admiral Douglass ordered the flagship, the heavily-modified Iowa class battleship EWT Thunder to signal that the fleet was ready for the transfer. The captains of the cargo transports responded by herding the Christians into lifeboats and leaving them for the Evil Woody Thoughts Navy to "claim."

Approximately 170,000 Christians were somehow packed onto the decks of the various cruisers, battleships, destroyers, and frigates in the Evil Woody Thoughts fleet. The two aircraft carriers also quickly became overcrowded with these refugees.

There were not enough supplies for everyone. As soon as the last lifeboat had been emptied, Admiral Douglass ordered the fleet to make for Evil Woody City, the nearest port, at the fastest speed that could be maintained. It would be a long twelve hours for the refugees.

Some of the Christians related tales of bombings of dams and other civilian infrastructure to the various sailors around them. When Admiral Douglass overheard these accounts, he thought, "My God, this is worse than I had thought. Genocide or not, Christians are being massacred by the war."

He rushed off to the comm room to get a direct line to the Prime Minister.

The fleet begins launching a second more concentrated volley of missiles at Enemy AA installations firing over 500 Tomahawks directed soley at AA and early warning systems.

The fleet begins launching a second more concentrated volley of missiles at Enemy AA installations firing over 500 Tomahawks directed soley at AA and early warning systems.



OOC: How do you know where my AA Systems and Early Warning Systems are? how?!

OOC:OOC: How do you know where my AA Systems and Early Warning Systems are? how?!Things such as radar and AA turrets tend to be rather obvious.

OOC:Things such as radar and AA turrets tend to be rather obvious.



Still wouldn't make sense if my AA turrents were underground in the beginning. Would it?

OOC:

AA turrets are NEVER obvious, this is due to the fact they are Millitary instilations and as such are extremly well hidden so people can't just sail to withing a few thousand miles of said nation and missile them out of existance. The same can go for any other form of covert instilation, its not as though they put them on maps or have signposts to them in some elaborate tourist attraction.

Official Government Statement to All Parties Involved in Conflict

Greetings from the Prime Minister of Evil Woody Thoughts. We have been informed that there are some two million Christians in Jurrik, and we have been given permission by the Government of Jurrik to evacuate all of them. We will allow the Christians to practice their religion as freedom of religion is guaranteed by our Constitution. Hence, the reason for which you declared war no longer exists.

However, my admirals tell me that Jurrik's civilian infrastructure, including dams, was bombed by the warring parties. The Christian refugees are saying that the nations waging this war in an attempt to help them are in fact bombing and killing them. We deplore the bombing of civilian infrastructure which is likely to kill more Christians needing to be evacuated.

We further wish to notify all parties to the conflict of the Evil Woody Thoughts Genocide Reprisals Act, a law which has a great effect upon our foreign policy:

Section 2(a) of the Evil Woody Thoughts Genocide Reprisals Act, passed by Parliament twenty-six years ago, reads:

Any nation that commits genocide against its citizens, or the citizens of a nation that it occupies, shall immediately be forbidden from all trade with the nation of Evil Woody Thoughts, and the citizens of and corporations chartered in the same. Embargoes enacted pursuant to this Act shall be automatic and immediately enforceable and do not require the authorization of Parliament. Parliament may consider exemptions to this Act on a case-by-case basis, but only for humanitarian relief missions as defined by the International Red Cross.

Section 7(c) of the Evil Woody Thoughts Genocide Reprisals Act reads:

The term 'genocide,' as used in this Act, shall be defined as the systematic execution of groups of people based upon one or more of the following characteristics: race, gender, religious creed, nationality, sexual orientation, or political beliefs or affiliations.
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Jurrik averted genocide by agreeing to deport the Christians to Evil Woody Thoughts. However, we believe the bombing of civilian infrastructure can be construed as nationality-based genocide. We therefore urge all parties to call a cease fire at least until the Christians can be safely evacuated.

Evil Woody Thoughts will place a full trade embargo upon any nation that does not agree to a cease fire until the Christians are evacuated. I personally find it ironic that the nations warring with Jurrik are bombing the very people they are trying to help.

Prime Minister Woody II
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

OOC: Satelites. Also based on your attacks on my first missile volleys I can pinpoint there locations.

While the great Emperor of Roma Islamica does not condone genocide, he will not take any action against the nation of Jurrik. Roma Islamica too has problems with Christians. Though they are the people of the book, many of them support leading insurrections against the government, and have said that if a Christian nation invades, they will not oppose it. Being a fair government, we do nothing to these Christians, however, we are wary of them, and terrorist attacks on mosques happen occasionally. We understand Jurrik's stance on Christians, though we don't condone killing them. We are willing to take Jurrik's Christian population as refugees if it will be allowed.

Evil Woody Thoughts, Belem has not fired upon the cargo ships.
OOC:Still wouldn't make sense if my AA turrents were underground in the beginning. Would it?Sure it would. With satellites he could view their construction and possibly maintenance, and with other sensors possibly heat signature (if there's a generator at each turret).
AA turrets are NEVER obvious, this is due to the fact they are Millitary instilations and as such are extremly well hiddenMilitary installations aren't usually camouflaged.
people can't just sail to withing a few thousand miles of said nation and missile them out of existance.His navy is less than ONE thousand miles away, let alone a few thousand miles.
The same can go for any other form of covert instilation, its not as though they put them on maps or have signposts to them in some elaborate tourist attraction.Belem might have put them on maps when Jurrik began construction. ;)

Evil Woody Thoughts, Belem has not fired upon the cargo ships. < He fired on the Canal Locks, which were multiple ships in transit, please note the 'Dam Firing.'
OOC:Sure it would. With satellites he could view their construction and possibly maintenance, and with other sensors possibly heat signature (if there's a generator at each turret).
Military installations aren't usually camouflaged.
His navy is less than ONE thousand miles away, let alone a few thousand miles.
Belem might have put them on maps when Jurrik began construction. ;)


Please note the above items.



IC: As the heavy volley of missiles began, the AAs fired off again, repeating their attack with more condensed fire. Taking out most of the missiles but letting the Dams be hit, again. The VIPs were being moved to a secure underground area. 3.1 miles beneath the surface. They moved quickly, though a message was being sent to Belem. "May this god, that you praise so highly, frown upon you. For you kill your own people." That was the end and beginning. Quickly after that, they scattered and moved.


The SeaWolf remaining at sea and sending a message to Evil Woody thoughts through CB open-band. "This is James of the SeaWolf. Captain. We cannot deliver anymore. Our Dams and Canal Locks have been barricaded, we are under constant fire. Belem isn't laying off. He kills his own people, such irony! Lay his fleets off and we can start escorting again, for now, they are killed by the missiles." James at that point, let go again of the Transmitter. Moving out and watching Jurrik being struck by missiles.

ooc: the second attack wasn't directed against the locks.

OOC: 800 missiles for AA, and 500 Tomahawk missiles. See a problem here? Yep. I don't see any missiles.

you realize not every single AA missile will be able to hit the tomahawks considering tomahawks are sea skimmers they fly at only about 20-50 feet above the surface and also the fact that they are extremely small.

Evil Woody Thoughts, Belem has not fired upon the cargo ships.

OOC: I have edited my last few rp's to account for this, but also to account for msn messenger conversations with Jurik. I misinterpreted some of the other rp's in this thread and thought that Belem was attacking the cargo ships as they moved to rendezvous with me. Sorry for the misread.
:)

The SeaWolf remaining at sea and sending a message to Evil Woody thoughts through CB open-band. "This is James of the SeaWolf. Captain. We cannot deliver anymore. Our Dams and Canal Locks have been barricaded, we are under constant fire. Belem isn't laying off. He kills his own people, such irony! Lay his fleets off and we can start escorting again, for now, they are killed by the missiles." James at that point, let go again of the Transmitter. Moving out and watching Jurrik being struck by missiles.

The Evil Woody Thoughts Navy requests permission to enter your territorial waters to facilitate the evacuation. Ideally, the refugees should be evacuated to an uninhabited (or sparsely inhabited) stretch of coastline with no military or economic targets, to avoid the possibility of a collateral damage during someone's bombing run.

To all hostile nations:
It remains the policy of the Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts to remain neutral in this conflict though we may embargo nations who we believe are committing war crimes. We request that all belligerent nations refrain from attacking the Evil Woody Thoughts fleet, as we are acting to facilitate an evacuation of innocent Christian refugees, purportedly the same refugees you are going to war to protect. Nevertheless, we will defend ourselves if directly attacked.

Admiral Douglass
Chief of Staff
Acting Commander, Second Fleet
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

ooc: the second attack wasn't directed against the locks.

The fleet goes to general quarters as the more fighter aircraft are launched putting nearly 240 Fighters in the sky on CAP at a 200 mile distance around the fleet.

The Fleet begins defensive manuervs as the first volley of missiles are launched from selected ships.

First AttacK: 800 Tomahawk Cruise missiles.

400 targetted against Jurrik Early Warning systems and AA sites.

100 targetted against powerplants and dams within range.

100 are targetted against governmental buildings(including parlimentary and presidential palaces) as well as the military HQ within Jurrik

the Remaining 200 are directed indiscrimentaly at your capitol city.

Between the "100 targetted against powerplants and dams within range" and the "Remaining 200 are directed indiscrimently at your capitol city," our intelligence agencies have concluded it is likely that you did indeed target the locks. In any event, our satellite recon validates Jurrik's claim that they were hit.

Nianacio recommends Belem launch no more missiles. Nianaciana ships will move between Belem's fleet and the shore.
OOC:He fired on the Canal Locks, which were multiple ships in transit, please note the 'Dam Firing.'Your canal locks are ships?
Between the "100 targetted against powerplants and dams within range" and the "Remaining 200 are directed indiscrimently at your capitol city," our intelligence agencies have concluded it is likely that you did indeed target the locks.That was the first attack. Here is the second attack.
The fleet begins launching a second more concentrated volley of missiles at Enemy AA installations firing over 500 Tomahawks directed soley at AA and early warning systems.

Nianacio recommends Belem launch no more missiles. Nianaciana ships will move between Belem's fleet and the shore.
OOC:Your canal locks are ships? <nope, I just butchered the English Language. ;)
That was the first attack. Here is the second attack.


Thanks for the Upspeed.

Further OOC: How is it possible that something is classified as a 'SeaSkimmer' to reach something away from the Coastline? Hmm? I'll supply a quote if needed.

Belem's quote, "you realize not every single AA missile will be able to hit the tomahawks considering tomahawks are sea skimmers they fly at only about 20-50 feet above the surface and also the fact that they are extremely small." Scroll back if you don't think it's truthful, so by this logic, none of it would be able to get past the orginal buildings at the Coastline, which is the Harbor, which is where the Catholics and Baptists and Jewish and all of those other junkies are being moved to....See a problem?


IC:

As they sat upon the waters, the SeaWolf Captain, James, quickly responded back. "We cannot allow you into our waters, as we do not know any other intents that might have. So far, the count of death is over 8,500. That is a ROUGH count. A rough count."

ooc: seaskimmer is just a general term for anything that hugs the terrain. Tomahawks hug the terrain and stay only 20-50 feet above the ground in order to avoid radar.

We'll have to postpone this, for 2 days, I'm going on Vacation, to Whidbey Island.

OOC: Actually, only the newest half (with the assault ship) will go between Belem's ships and the land...But I'll wait until you get back to make that IC.

Any missiles launched in the direction of any Nianaciana ships will be assumed to be hostile and dealt with accordingly. I'll not anounce this IC until you get back, either, but I wanted to make this SOP clear in case the fighting begins again while I'm not online.

Comm units were broadcasting from a Wolfchester strike force having been alerted by the intensity of the radio transmissions in the area. They were already contacting High Command and standing by for orders, they were not happy. Laws had been broken, the offenders were being dealt with, other nations were causing problems with the court of law, Wolfchester would intervene and try to make the laws continue on as they must be.

'This is the Wolfchester High Command, Stand down, all Ships heave to, We will mediate hostilities, or destroy the hostilities.'

Wolfchester had reasons to keep a war from breaking out, one of it's vessels had lost contact near a Jurrik convoy from their last report, and it held a prominent commander of its forces on board. The black hulled sleek, low riding vessels were rapidly approaching the other vessels, spray splashing up on the armored beasts of war. Below decks, marines were loading 10mm SMGs incase they were boarded. They were prepping helis below deck for near instant take off.

'Wolfchester will not allow any ship to swap cargo of ANY kind, including humans...'

Jurrik was a touchy nation, they might go on a rampage, and with their own ship MIA, they didn't want to risk losing it. Fortunately, this Task Force was moving rapidly towards Jurrik's naval ports as the situation escalated. The powerful Cannons were covering ships near by, the vessels were spreading out, and were not about to lose a chance to discuss with Jurrik the MIA vessel.

OOC: I'll make a stand on this issue when all these vessels heave to and let me get ahold of Jurrik's naval command...my ship is MIA..and they are damn close to it.

Okay, here we go.


As the barrage of fire suddenly stopped, troops moved out. Two Natulius Submarines met the Ships at the docks. Marines and ScubaDivers both dived into the water. Some out on boats, while others swam. Each one carrying a weapon.


The submarines had explicit orders. They were to escort one of the Ships, and only allow one into Port. Make sure General Guztik meet the man on shore and ran make it to the bomb shelter. These men didn't look happy. They were attempting to make a Peace Treaty with The Nation of Belem. The terms were rather simple. They would basically just be good.

ooc: can you post damage to the second cruise missile attack

As the fifty remaining cruise missiles touched the ground, at selected points (You selece the points), the Military attempted to re-establish itself. Finally, all of them pulled back. A newscast was just radiating over open-airwaves.


Inside a local News Station, in the Seige Area.

http://www.zabalo.com/informativostv/images/channel4/C4news/c4news03.jpg

[Background voice] This is Channel FOUR news! The first on Political Actions!


Tutik News: "Today, approximately four minutes ago, the Royal Palace, was placed under seige and Ruler Dametris Tutik was killed and beheaded on the roof of the Palace. His blood rolled down the Palace roof. [Video of action being played.] The new President, a man named General Krik Guztik, as his offical title, will be re-establishing the laws and making sure to attempt to initiate Peace Treaties with the Countries that were attempting war with the Jurrik Nations.


Also in local news, the firing has stopped. You may continue your daily stroll....


Weather man: Today's weather will be a chipper 25 Celeisus in the local areas......(continue)

The 'Hrimfaxi' SSBN/Support Carrier Hybrid slipped within 5,500 miles away from Jurrik. After making a quick sweep of the area to make sure there were not any ships present(there werent). It moved to launching depth and fired a single SLBM with a 'Burst' warhead at a Jurrik city. Then it slid farther down, turned around, and got the HELL OUT OF THERE!

OOC:For information on the 'Burst Warhead' go here:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=369720

The 'Hrimfaxi' SSBN/Support Carrier Hybrid slipped within 5,500 miles away from Jurrik. After making a quick sweep of the area to make sure there were not any ships present(there werent). It moved to launching depth and fired a single SLBM with a 'Burst' warhead at a Jurrik city. Then it slid farther down, turned around, and got the HELL OUT OF THERE!

OOC:For information on the 'Burst Warhead' go here:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=369720


OOC: First off, their are ships from over 3 nations. 'Evil Woody THoughts', 'Belem' and 'WolfChester'. Second off, is there such a thing as a "Burst" warhead? And 3rd off, There is no "Jurrik City" Next time ask, for Geographical items.


Edit:// Sorry, I just noticed the link on the 'Burst' Warhead.

OOC: the second salvo were just targetted against Radar and missile systems in your AA defense net.


IC post coming soon.

Terms of Surrender for Jurrik:

1. Jurrik pay Belem the sum of 1 trillion dollars for the cost of the war.

2. Jurrik makes Catholicism the state religion of Jurrik and make all other Christain denominations legal religions excluding: Mormonism and Jehova's witnesses

3. Jurrik will allow Belem military access and use of Jurrik airfields and port facilities

4. Belem reserves the right to establish a military base on Jurrik proper for supply and logistical reasons.

Terms of a Peace Treaty to Belem and Cease-fire.

1. Jurrik pay Belem the sum of 1 trillion dollars for the cost of the war.

-Jurrik has no problems with paying the Cost of War to Belem.

2. Jurrik makes Catholicism the state religion of Jurrik and make all other Christain denominations legal religions excluding: Mormonism and Jehova's witnesses

-Will include ALL religions as legal nation-wide religions in all Territories.

3. Jurrik will allow Belem military access and use of Jurrik airfields and port facilities

-Jurrik will allow Belem into it's Military facilities, Airfields, and Port Facilities, but refuses to share Confidental Items, Military Weaponary (Unless Purchased) and other Port/harbor items, unless in the action of Trade.

4. Belem reserves the right to establish a military base on Jurrik proper for supply and logistical reasons.

-Jurrik has no problem with this, but requests to pick the Land Lot in a Secure area and must meet acceptable securiry percautions.

Belem accepts the reservations put up by Jurrik and agrees to the changes in the treaty.

The freight and engineering ships lumbered to the coast of Jurrik's desert, where army and navy engineers would disembark and begin the construction of Belem's supply and logistics base.

The base would be maintained by about 20 thousand soldiers but would be able to accomadate up to 150 thousand if neccessary for a war within the region.

ooc: more coming soon.

The ABM system of Nianacio has destroyed a single SLBM soon after it was launched within 5,500 miles of Jurrik by an unknown nation. As it was destroyed soon after launch, we do not know what its intended target was.

Nianacio commends Jurrik on expanding Belem's religious freedom clause to include all religions. We would not have been happy to see you outlaw any religions, especially that which is predominant in Nianacio.
OOC: Well, I guess my navy will probably just go home, soon...I'll leave it in place for a while in case something extraordinary happens.

OOC: I was fired at..wtf?

IC:

Phalanx weaponry was deployed as the missile closed at a vessel, literally shredding it apart. The Wolfchester navy had designated the missile as a non Jurrik origin, which meant some one was firing at them. They were still moving forwards towards Jurrik, they wanted to establish communication with their lost vessel, Jurrik would help them, or damn well better know where it is.

OOC:A:The missile has already been shot down by a Anti-Ballistic Missile System, B:PHALANX systems DO NOT WORK against ballistic missiles.

OOC: I said Weaponry..I don't fucking use standard any thing, I only use existing concepts, I employ high speed weaponry, but not the one you are thinking of..

OOC: Dude... A PAHLANX system IS A WEAPONS SYSTEM! Ballistic Missiles move so fast and come in at such a angle that it is impossible for a PHALANX to get a lock and fire. If you wanted a ship to shoot down a ballistic missile you would need to put a high powered laser and a speacilised tracking system on it.

As the President of Jurrik relaxed in his chair, he pondered certain things. Alot of things to be more percise. Leaning back further, he begun to wonder. Why were there WolfChester ships coming inbound?


Krik made the wisest choice. He sent down a command to the current new General to deploy 3 Submarines on a new task. To stop all un-approved Transmissions and Transit Ideas. So right then, they quickly deployed toward The Wolfchester ship. Radioing in to it....


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"WolfChester Nation Ship, this is the Jurrik Navy. Halt all engines. Perpared to be boraded for mandatory inspection. I repeat, halt all engines, and perpare to be boarded."

They armed their weaponary just in case. Perparing for war, almost. They were in a time of war. Other nations still threatened their habitat, though, they weren't up for games right now...


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Back on land...


The men helped the Belem ship unload and begin tatical advances. They handed over a Digital Map, and pointed out where they could bury into Cable Junction boxes. They had Secured lines. The Nation of Jurrik was being very nice so far. The two technicians that were showing off the map, made a few mumbles about faulty wiring and random fires, though they attempted to comfort you, about telling you that they installed a Anti-fire system.

OOC: You are a seriously paranoid nation Jurrik :P

IC:

The Engines were cut down to idling, and Marines were seen standing at the ready, they were complying rapidly, they didn't have time to waste. They just wanted the situation of their lost ship, last reported closing a Jurrik convoy's distance from it self.


OOC: ugh..no ability to RP..and you tell that to the hundreds of 40mm Rounds my Phalanx system unloads into Missiles..