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Military personel and SWAT teams bust down doors of the 'Make love not war' political party, They shot anyone who tried to resist in the mansion of 'Flying Dust' the parties main candidate he hides in a closet as he begins to cough. Tear gas was shot through the windows and the canister landed right next to the closet door, Seconds later he hears his door blast off, He begins to weap as an officer opens up the closet door aiming his MP5 and yells "GET THE HELL OUT! YOUR UNDER ARREST!"
he responds "Dont hurt me...Peace my brother peace..." hes dragged out of his hideing place into a APC which is used to transport high-priority criminals he is brought directly to the federal court house and brought to trial, The judge tells him "Ive reviewed the case...your guilty of conspiracy to over throw the goverment..no you cant appeal this..yes your going to be executed..your little followers put in prision for the rest of there pittifull lifes...GUARDS TAKE HIM AWAY!" Flying Dust yells "Please kind sir...i only want peace in this nation!" befor a tie shoved in his mouth, a guard tells him "Mr.Hippie you sure do smell bad... Dont you believe in showers?" befor he is brought outside, The same guard who told him that threw him on the floor took out his pistol and aimed at the hippies head and said "NIGHTY NIGHT!" pulling the trigger, The bullet smashed into his skull as blood and brains hit the guard, he got on the radio and messaged "Clean up crew..." and walked off.

bump my thread up?

OOC: Your entire country is insane, then? Even the judges?

OOC: Your entire country is insane, then? Even the judges?
ooc:you just noticed?

All of his 125,000 followers arrested a message from the president...
"Well..if no one wants 'em kill em all.. lets make this a creative death!...give the international communities 3 months to ask for them...!"

"No one wants them..cant blame them...Hmm... Prepare them for a death put them on an old navy ship then light the ship on fire with..NAPALM!" he yells a evil grin on his face, General.Branch(The most war-crime commiting general in my nation) replies "Sir..thats some evil shit..GOD I LOVE IT!" as she gets on the phone, "Ya.. That old one on exibit.. Cram them" and hangs up.

All of his 125,000 followers arrested a message from the president...
"Well..if no one wants 'em kill em all.. lets make this a creative death!...give the international communities 3 months to ask for them...!"

We are willing to grant members of the Make Love Not War Party political asylum.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts

"You know what... Thats not evil enough! anthrax on the ship... Or should it be mustard gas? you know what.. Use them both!" the president yells "Yes sir!" general.Branch says...


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Harbour(its been shut down) chemical teams set up anthrax on the ship where the prisioners would be... The sides have been caged up so no one can jump up of the ship onto the water, Shortly after a small room a barell of mustard gas with a small explosive device and a timer then the prisioners are loaded on it theyve been told theyre being sent free theyre happy they jump around with there hippie children 2,000 are put where the mustard gas is (maybe it isnt a small room?) the rest allover the place where anthrax has been put the ship leaves now theyre scared.. 15 miles from the harbour the timer goes off and the mustard gas spreads then the rest look around when they find the anthrax, They panic and know there time has come.

We are willing to grant members of the Make Love Not War Party political asylum.

Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts
oops... to late theyve been exterminated already

OOC: Your entire country is insane, then? Even the judges?

OOC: I would have thought the name was a hint.

OOC: I would have thought the name was a hint.
ooc:genocide lovers of fruity loops?

no ones going to condem this? how rude :mad:

MLNW members are welcomed in Procco.

Panic insued on the ship as people died left and right within several hours, The people on the ship were completely dead... Explosive devices which were planted on the ship detonated (in case the plan went wrong) as the ship turned into a large fireball spliting into 2, Within minutes the ship sank to the bottom as the president applauded and sent a message to the nation "a job well done!"

OOC: I'm not sure how to repsond. Your treatment of these people is horrendous... but I don't like hippies... damn conundrums... :confused:

OOC: I'm not sure how to repsond. Your treatment of these people is horrendous... but I don't like hippies... damn conundrums... :confused:
ooc-hehe...then..umm..congragulate me?

ooc-hehe...then..umm..congragulate me?

I congradulate you on your oppression of hippies.

I condemn you on your human rights.

I congradulate you on your oppression of hippies.

I condemn you on your human rights.
ooc-that was a damn good idea!

I find how you handled this repulsive. Terrorism is one thing, but when an entire nation is composed of them, it makes my stomache flip.
While my nation of Bryle has no means to stop you from your horrible deeds, please know we will all sleep a little harder knowing your kind of people are around.

I find how you handled this repulsive. Terrorism is one thing, but when an entire nation is composed of them, it makes my stomache flip.
While my nation of Bryle has no means to stop you from your horrible deeds, please know we will all sleep a little harder knowing your kind of people are around.
Weve been around and will last.

Hippies....ha....

oops... to late theyve been exterminated already

Section 2(a) of the Evil Woody Thoughts Genocide Reprisals Act, passed by Parliament twenty-six years ago, reads:

Any nation that commits genocide against its citizens, or the citizens of a nation that it occupies, shall immediately be forbidden from all trade with the nation of Evil Woody Thoughts, and the citizens of and corporations chartered in the same. Embargoes enacted pursuant to this Act shall be automatic and immediately enforceable and do not require the authorization of Parliament. Parliament may consider exemptions to this Act on a case-by-case basis, but only for humanitarian relief missions as defined by the International Red Cross.

Section 7(c) of the Evil Woody Thoughts Genocide Reprisals Act reads:

The term 'genocide,' as used in this Act, shall be defined as the systematic execution of groups of people based upon one or more of the following characteristics: race, gender, religious creed, nationality, sexual orientation, or political beliefs or affiliations.
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Pursuant to the Evil Woody Thoughts Genocide Act, I must announce that it is official policy of the Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts to enact and enforce a full trade embargo with Fruity Loops for its self-professed "extermination" of members of the Make Love, Not War Party.

Prime Minister Woody II
Democratic Republic of Evil Woody Thoughts