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In responce to the barbaric and fascist actions of the nation of DPUO, cats have been granted full political rights. Passed by an outstanding 568 votes to 43 in the Peoples House, the Bill for Feline Equality has been regarded by civil rights activists as a milestone and by right wing parties as insane.

Various Responces

Bill Yuckoff, Chair Person of the 'Cats are people too' campaign

This is a wonderful action that has set the stage for true equality amongst all creatures. After all, I can now marry my cat!

Romani Punchev, Leader of the 'Cats are Crap' pressure group

This is sheer and utter insanity. This is creating the nessercery enviroment for the takeover of our country by a BLOODY VOCAL AT NIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW MINORITY! If we don't repeal this, the worlds cats will flood our facilities and our society will destroy itself in an appocalypse of fire and human cat mutants etc.

'Fluffles', a cat.

Yoooooooowl.

It remains to be seen how the international community will respond to these actions.

How very strange... and to think, our national food is the Iuthian kitten, welldone for a sunday roast.

Still, we can't complain. Welldone I guess...

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

"BLOODY CAT-FANCIER!"

- Foreign Minister Schützer
- Cat-Related Abuse Minister Forbes

"We applaud your efforts to protect animals, even if it seems excessive. But we don't receive this planet from our fathers, we borrow it from our grandchildren, and as such we must give it to them in a better shape than in which we found it."

Czar Roger Fabus

To Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely

While it is of course your soverign right to treat cats as you please we find you actions most distatesful, with no pun intended.

Madame Meow, Chair of Inter-Species relations

To Foreign Minister Schützer and Cat-Related Abuse Minister Forbes,

"BLOODY CAT HATER!"

Yours,

Bloody Cat Fancier.

OOC: Suggest this as a issue, if you havn't already.

"Heh, that's... ...quite amusing really. Granting cats political rights? They're joking, aren't they? Hah, to each nation its own, I suppose. Heheh, granting cats political rights..."

These were the comments made by an high-ranking Party member. The Party itself hasn't voiced an official opinion.

ooc: Tis indeed an interesting idea.

ic: To Czar Roger Fabus,

Thanks....I think.

Feline Gladiating is a favorite pasttime in CSU.

Due to pressure from the now immensly powerful Feline pressure groupings, Momanguise has cut off all the relations which it never had with Caldaron.

The Nation of Glemte Hage believes this action to be fair as animals have equal right to live as people, however- does believe that marriage to feline's is pushing the line too far.

If both parties are willing then we have no objections.

Our nation feels that a cat cannot be consenting to such a partnership, therefore it is wrong

She Walks In Booties
By George Gordon, Lord Byron's Cat.
She walks in booties, like a sprite
With pixie feet and fairy toes;
Her paws on ice will ne'er alight
Nor feel the chill of frigid snows;
And all the rays of winter's light
Shine on her collar's satin bows.

And from her soft enchanted fur
Exudes the scent of sweet shampoo
And precious oils distilled from myrrh
That give her fur it's magic hue:
I long to hear her charming purr,
And share the music of her mew.

But as I watch her take the air,
My spellbound vision starts to fade;
I feel at once a dark despair;
My feline heart is sore dismay'd;
For not content to make her fair,
Her doting owners had her spay'd!

To: Madame Meow, Chair of Inter-Species relations, Momanguise

Our studies have shown that cats in Iuthia are not sentient and as such come under the same catagory as other animals. Roast Kitten is a traditional recipe, much like Roast Lamb is a traditional meal in other nations.

We respect your laws and people will be informed of your nations rights for cats before visiting your nation on holiday (assuming thats even possible) however we there is little we can do to please you on this matter.

It is my hope that our customs do not cause any diplomatic rifts between our two nations.

Thanks,

Foriegn Minister Mick Lakely, Iuthian Diplomatic Corps

As a catlover i must say you have had a genius idea, i hope it also applies to Catgirls.

Sam Curtis, Prime minister of Nekomimmi and founder of Nekopia.

=^.^=

Rant at me. (feral.catboy@gmail.com)

The Shah is pleased, since he is a cat fancier.

-Foreign Minister Piruz Savhadkohi

"Bill Yuckoff, Chair Person of the 'Cats are people too' campaign

This is a wonderful action that has set the stage for true equality amongst all creatures. After all, I can now marry my cat!"
1) That all Felines are declard equal before any law that all That



To: Cat abusers:

Lauragrad renounces the Bill for Feline Equality. While fully committed to protecting rights of the cute and purry, Prime Minister Arual Hera is vehemently opposed to the civil union of Human and Feline. The PM also wishs to extend political protection to the victims of bestiality, made illegal by UN law-there really is a law aginst this as it is the suspected origns of syphilis. Further more it is suggested that a task force be established under the UN Security Council to combat this awful act against felinity.
In conjunction to this Lauragrad wishes to introduce to members the Declaration of Feline rights

1)That all Felines be declared equal before the nation state community
2) Encourages all members to engage in feline-human community projects to eliminate misuderstanding between species
3)Declares Felines have a right to protection from perverse rulers
4) forbides the use of Felines in lude sexual acts unless have felines full consent
5)Futher Forbides the use of Felines in military combat-especially the driving of tanks
6)Supports the Feline right to self determination amoung legitimate nation states
7) In conjuntion to clause 3, that beastiality be declared illegal and sanctions be imposed on violating members
8)That none of the above clauses may be taken out of context or used in a derogatory manner

Meko Twinkleberri, Minister of Communication, Lauragrad

To: Momanguise
From: Ministry of the Exterrior, Kanuckistan

Salutations;

Having recently heard of your recent granting of feline equality, and the controversy surrounding it, we are courious as to the nature of your nation's feline population; are they sentient? How do they communicate?

If your felines are lacking in either of the above, would you be interested in rectifying the issue? Kanuckistani biotechnology is amply capible of uplifting a species in both mental and physiological capasities - with the later ranging from basic paw-hands to full-on hunamoid form.

Signed:
Bob McBob,
Minister of the Exterrior,
Dominion of Kanuckistan

Official Response from Emperor Crossman

"......"

To: Cat abusers:

Lauragrad renounces the Bill for Feline Equality. While fully committed to protecting rights of the cute and purry, Prime Minister Arual Hera is vehemently opposed to the civil union of Human and Feline. The PM also wishs to extend political protection to the victims of bestiality, made illegal by UN law-there really is a law aginst this as it is the suspected origns of syphilis. Further more it is suggested that a task force be established under the UN Security Council to combat this awful act against felinity.
In conjunction to this Lauragrad wishes to introduce to members the Declaration of Feline rights

1)That all Felines be declared equal before the nation state community
2) Encourages all members to engage in feline-human community projects to eliminate misuderstanding between species
3)Declares Felines have a right to protection from perverse rulers
4) forbides the use of Felines in lude sexual acts unless have felines full consent
5)Futher Forbides the use of Felines in military combat-especially the driving of tanks
6)Supports the Feline right to self determination amoung legitimate nation states
7) In conjuntion to clause 3, that beastiality be declared illegal and sanctions be imposed on violating members
8)That none of the above clauses may be taken out of context or used in a derogatory manner

Meko Twinkleberri, Minister of Communication, Lauragrad

Whilst we welcome your input, you do not have the authority to repeal our law and replace it with one of your own. Our law stands, period.

To: Momanguise
From: Ministry of the Exterrior, Kanuckistan

Salutations;

Having recently heard of your recent granting of feline equality, and the controversy surrounding it, we are courious as to the nature of your nation's feline population; are they sentient? How do they communicate?

If your felines are lacking in either of the above, would you be interested in rectifying the issue? Kanuckistani biotechnology is amply capible of uplifting a species in both mental and physiological capasities - with the later ranging from basic paw-hands to full-on hunamoid form.

Signed:
Bob McBob,
Minister of the Exterrior,
Dominion of Kanuckistan

We have developed a simplistic system of communication with our cats, the first being that various signs exhibited by our feline friends can be interpreted for attempts at communication.

The second, which will be used for voting purposes, involves two (or more) mice, each with the picture of a candidate attached. The candidate which is eaten recieves the vote.

We hope this clears up all such matters.

Official Response from King (emperor, really... But he didn't like the title.) Newbhart IX

"..."

UnOfficial Response from the same king.

"Riiight. Carry on."

We have developed a simplistic system of communication with our cats, the first being that various signs exhibited by our feline friends can be interpreted for attempts at communication.

The second, which will be used for voting purposes, involves two (or more) mice, each with the picture of a candidate attached. The candidate which is eaten recieves the vote.

We hope this clears up all such matters.

MOUSE ACTIVISTS OUTRAGED!

"Mice are cats too!" declares one leading protester. "Therefore, eating mice is cannibalism and murder!"

(I couldn't pass this one up, but let it be clear that this is NOT a Zhaïdri IC post ;) )

Kanuckistani biotechnology is amply capible of uplifting a species in both mental and physiological capasities - with the later ranging from basic paw-hands to full-on hunamoid form.

How much would said Bio-Tech cost per Unit?

Kriegorgrad fully condones this noble act. No one will dare murder a kitten or a cat now that they will pay the same price and killing a human. Power to the cats!

Yours,

Grand Inquisitor Matthias, Keeper of the Seal, Guardian of the Tome

OOC: The Cat Communist Party, Cat Liberation Front, Cat Superiority Party... sorry... I am almost in fits with this thread... well done, Momanguise!

IC:

The Guilds would like to enquire as to how a feline's consent can be discovered, as far lude sexual activities go with feline friends. Will there be laws forbidding such sexual activities or will cross-species breeding be allowing?

Also, we would like to enquire as to whether there are cats joining the political parties?

The Guilds as a nation tend to keep hunting dogs/domesticaed wolves, although we have had an increase in the percentage of households with a cat ownership as of late, which you will no doubt be pleased to hear.

Regards,

The Guild(s) of External Affairs/Animal Affairs,

"Whilst we welcome your input, you do not have the authority to repeal our law and replace it with one of your own. Our law stands, period."

The Armed Republic of Lauragrad recognises it can not act out side it's own national sovereignty and due to gaming rules can not delcare war. but its senate has passed a bill in favour of placing a harmless to feline but letal to humans agent with in the blood stream. Cat Fanciers beware....

Arual Hera,
PM,
Lauragrad

Aye, we are indeed pleased to hear that the gradual evolution towards a more cat friendly society is taking place across the globe.

In terms of cat-human mutants, we have long taken the view that ethnic and indeed interspecies breeding will achieve the eventual achivements of a single race, with therefore no discrimination.

The Provisional Government of the People's Republic of Krasnovaria has not issued any statement in response to this controversial development. Krasnovarian religious authorities have unanimously condemned the move, with the notable exception of Peter Cardinal Jagnanian, Archbishop of Mestask, who upon hearing the news, simply chuckled and went back to work.

what a terrible idea people cats do not deserve political rights letsd face it thery aren't intellegent enough to facilitate said privlages in a manner that is productive to society do you think a cat realises that your marrying it?

NO!!!! :upyours:

*sticks fingers in ears*

It can't hear you, la la la la la!

Well, how about a comprimise! Using the Bio-Tech in the earlier post, you could turn your cat into a Catgirl/Boy/Herm/Eunuch (Hey, whatever floats your boat) Then marry it! You are, after all their master so they already love you, and sex is much easier and more fun!

It is a thourght, however we would prefer to let evolution take it's natural course.

Fair Enough. Personally, i love coming home to this every night. Even the head of state needs a companion. And, to be quite honest, she's good in bed.

http://www.geocities.com/bofdragon/bof/bofpics/katt.jpg

This is a ridiculous notion. Still, it is good to know that if my Lucifer wants to vote, he can emigrate to your funny little country. Well, do you want to go, Lucifer? Do you? Zub-zub . . . Oh, got your belly, I got your belly!
--Patriot-General Vkhled Kznynsky, Supreme Leader and Guardian of the Revolution, Overall-Marshal of the Sovereign People's Defence Forces, President of the National Security Council

"Cat rights? What is this world coming too! In my days, we had to eat cats due to the lack of food caused by Generia! Oh yes! We had too eat them! And Hippo's, and communists, and facists, and giraffes, and zebras, and lions, and tigers and dogs and...."


-offical statement by the drunken old fart who practically lives at the Happy Helmsman pub in down-town Helios, capital of The Gallente Federation of The Lightning Star.

Fair Enough. Personally, i love coming home to this every night. Even the head of state needs a companion. And, to be quite honest, she's good in bed.

http://www.geocities.com/bofdragon/bof/bofpics/katt.jpg

"AHH! Person from Breath of Fire II! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

The same old fart at the bar.

Two questions:

Could a cat run in your national elections and two, what if he or she won?

How much would said Bio-Tech cost per Unit?

Such advanced technology is not avalible for export, especially given the ease at which it could be used to facilitate biological warfare.

Services rendered by said technology are, however, avalible for export; costs depend on the desired modifications, the company providing the service, the actual methods involved, and market concerns - prices typicly go up when such things are 'in style', following general supply-and-demand dynamics.

The People of Ehricia Love Cats.We Applaud All nations that take care and treat their``Kitties`` Well. :)

Two questions:

Could a cat run in your national elections and two, what if he or she won?

Of course they could run and if they won, then well, they would win!

We at the Arctic Badlands beleive that cats should be held above humans.

Twas indeed a heavily debated proposal, but eventualy it was decided to treat humans and cats equally in the name of socialism.

The people at Strange Comedy (ViZion's version of "Comedy Central" in the US), upon hearing this, made fun of this action. They began showing Ford's "SportKa" commercial over an over again: A nosy tabby cat gets decapitated by the open sunroof of "the Ka's evil twin".

Please note that this does not reflect ViZion's stance as a whole, nor does it the government's stance. They have yet to offer any comment.

(OOC: That's a real commercial in Europe, see it here: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv - be warned! You heard the plot above...)

It is a thourght, however we would prefer to let evolution take it's natural course.

Ah, but should not each cat have the choice open to them to choose for themselves, if they are not equal?

Besides, evoloution is not a liniar progression, but a mere result of natural selection and/or selective breeding; there is not assurance that your cats will evolve as you or they would like - indeed, their decendents may become something far removed from what they are, quite possibly for the worst.

And, indeed, the current generation - and those that follow for a great many years - will never benifit from nature's slow, imprefect progress.

With all that in mind, would it not be criminal to deny your feline equals the chance to better themselves?

Signed;
Douglas McDonald,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal, Sales Department,
Kanuckistan

JRV Government Announcement

http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/reuters_molt/2091827492.jpg

"We consider the actions of Momanguise to be unfair, unjust and completely callouse!"

- John Hunt, Minister of Foreign Affairs

"All sorts of weirdos out there" Said Scorpius Braca, High Minister of Foreign Affairs while eating his persian cat beef.

The Momanguise's actions have risen lots of different opinions in NIR. Animal liberationists are happy, but most of the people said "Okay where did you hide the camera. I know this is some kind of a joke" when asked what they think about cats equal rights

The Chair recognises the screaming drunk and asks, "What is your Problem with Katt?"

. . . well good for you .. al though we do think of this as a bit quint.

Meet Mr. BUMP!

Excellent! Praetonia has had such laws for some years now. Truly excellent! It is brilliant to see the cat receiving recognition in nations around the world. $1bn will be paid to every nation which installs such laws!

The Chair recognises the screaming drunk and asks, "What is your Problem with Katt?"

"She's Satan re-incarnated i say! Her attacks are weak, her comments suck, and she lookes like Tigger!"

-Offical Response from the drunk, who was arrested last night because he drank too much...again.

:sniper: DIE!
*coughs*
Very well. May i just say that if you're playing the American or Final English version then yes, her comments suck COMPLETELY! But, in the original Japanese version, all of her comments were sexual innuendo, along with most of the script. But she's kawaii nonetheless.

:sniper: DIE!
*coughs*
Very well. May i just say that if you're playing the American or Final English version then yes, her comments suck COMPLETELY! But, in the original Japanese version, all of her comments were sexual innuendo, along with most of the script. But she's kawaii nonetheless.

:mp5:
No, YOU die motha fugga'!(see, Fug isnt a swear. Ive found a loophole!)

"Shes still weak... plus i dont speak japanese!"

-Offical state....well, you know who said it by now.

She can be weak, but she can counter more often than any other player and is typically faster than most enemies, giving you the edge. And she gets stronger as the game progresses.

And Kawaii means cute.

OOC: Congrats on loophole.

She can be weak, but she can counter more often than any other player and is typically faster than most enemies, giving you the edge. And she gets stronger as the game progresses.

And Kawaii means cute.

OOC: Congrats on loophole.

/me thinks anime fan... (Kawaii, Baka (Neko), Hentai (usually screaming) have to be the three most repeated words in all of Japanese Manga/Anime/Games)

Back to cross breeding cats now :D

Aye. Give it hundred years and we will be called CatMen!

The Democratic Socialist (Dog-Loving) Union of Demo-Bobylon condemns the denial of equal rights to the canine species. Animals Rights campaigners have recently launched their new operation entitled "Dogs Are People Too You Know What I Mean Don't Pretend I'm Talking Rubbish Becuase The Point Is Clear" in order to instate dog rights abroad.

Aye. Give it hundred years and we will be called CatMen!

Please address my last statment on this matter.

Signed;
Douglas McDonald,
Uniphase Armouries Interversal, Sales Department,
Kanuckistan

How many anime fans are there out there? Or am i all alone........... *echoes*

How many anime fans are there out there? Or am i all alone........... *echoes*

Well theres me: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=365886
Most of Japan,
A load of Americans and Brits,
Some French,
God knows how many Germans...
etc etc...

Sorry for the thread hijack btw, i'll stop now...

And we return to 'Making a cat master race by Mormanguise'... ;)

LATEST NEWS!
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Thousands of citizens of Momanguise 'cat-people' (Homo neko-neko) missing! Assumed catnapped and Assumed treated equally and humanely according to the Geneva convention and UN laws.

Neigbouring nation Greedy Pig who's citizens recently have a taste for the feline friends, hoardingly consuming them to near extinction, denies any involvement.


Greedy Pigs spokesman speaks on the topic:
"Cats? *cough cough* What Cats? *clears throat and wipes sweat off brow* We have no cats, but we will *cough* carry out investigations in our country and make sure all purpertrators be put to justice"

Citizens are warned to be aware of this recent catnappings, and if you see any suspicious catnapping activities in place, please report to your nearest policecat-station.

The move the recognize cat equality in the land of the barking spiders had met with tough opposition. Not only do spiders not appreciate being chased around the house by cats who are stricken with curiousity (and we know what happens to curious cats! :sniper: ) but now it appears that another powerful lobby has come out against cat equality.

The national tuna lobby has come out in protest to this in conjunction with the less powerful ("don't call us mahi!") dolphin lobby because of the potential increased consumption of the flesh of their bretheren from the sea. The tuna lobby has financed a series of commercials featuring Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells, (a renowned cat hater...he hates panthers, bengals, lions, jaguars, and packers just because he is homophobic and that sounds gay to him) has been seen as the chosen spokesman on these commercials for the tuna lobby.


The government of the Barking Spiders is remaining quiet on this issue until a poll can be taken to tell us what our position is on this matter.

LATEST NEWS!
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Thousands of citizens of Momanguise 'cat-people' (Homo neko-neko) missing! Assumed catnapped and Assumed treated equally and humanely according to the Geneva convention and UN laws.

Neigbouring nation Greedy Pig who's citizens recently have a taste for the feline friends, hoardingly consuming them to near extinction, denies any involvement.


Greedy Pigs spokesman speaks on the topic:
"Cats? *cough cough* What Cats? *clears throat and wipes sweat off brow* We have no cats, but we will *cough* carry out investigations in our country and make sure all purpertrators be put to justice"

Citizens are warned to be aware of this recent catnappings, and if you see any suspicious catnapping activities in place, please report to your nearest policecat-station.

*chuckles*

The Momanguise government denys any knowlage of this action. As far as we are aware, none of our citizens are missing. They must be someone elses cat men.

Nekomimmi will send help search! NO-ONE CATNAPS A CATGIRL WHILE I'M AROUND! :mad: Whoever has catnapped these adorable people shall be shot.
:mp5: