NationStates Jolt Archive


The Titro and Slote Corporation declares itself as nation

The Titro Slote Corp
28-10-2004, 06:03
Airing for the first time as a national news broadcast, not simply a corporate update, the Titro Boradcast Station ran it's viewing of the Decleration of Nationalism.

"Hello, and good day. This is Gabriel Peds. I am here to give you a live broadcast of the greatest speech of the century. Our fine leader, Damine Titro, will be giving the Corporation's Decleration of Nationalism. The speech will actually sign a huge portion of the land over from the Former People's Republic of Delaina. And now, to the main offices of the Titro and Slote Corporation."

--*At the public gathering*--

The crowd calmed as EO Damien Titro stepped up to his podium.

"Good evening. I am here to alert the people's of the Former People's Republic of Delaina that Delaina is no more. The fall of such a beautiful nation is tragic, but the Titro and Slote Corporation has risen from its ashes and hopes to gain the power Delaina once had. People, we are a nation, believe it or not, but Delaina is on its way out, and a new age is being ushered in, our age. The leaders of Delaina have written over a vast portion of their nation to our control, and we felt that it would be beneficial to the people to see to it that the land go unchanged. People can go through their lives like they were still Delainan citizens, with the exception that instead of a dictator, you have a benevolent liberator. It is no secret that even through oppression was unknown to the people of Delaina, there was little freedom, you were all under the thumb of an absolute dictator. All of that has changed. The last purpose of my speaking today is to call out to the nations of the world. I will soon be holding an international meeting to establish some international relations. We may not exactly be considered a nation by many, but please, take us seriously. I look forward to hearing from you. And to the citizens of the Corporate State, let good fortune bring you to high places."

With that, Damien walked down from his mic and into his limo, wading through the sea of reporters on the way. After reaching his vehicle he motioned for the driver to head on. "That was horrible. Who wrote that speech? Well, whoever it was, see to it that they dissappear. To think I just gave that speech to the people. 'Take us seriously?' That's like asking to be laughed at. Take me to my estate."

The crowds didn't stay long after the speech. Most of them went home to their lower class homes to resume their lives like it had never taken place.