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Tyrandis News Service

"Due to a recent arson attack against a synagogue in Tyrandis by elements of the KKK, a major operation was conducted by the Tyrandis Police Department against the organization.

Today, a joint TPD and IBI (Imperial Bureau of Investigation) sting was conducted against the Ku Klux Klan. Involving agencies all over the nation, some two million KKKers were arrested.

SWAT teams raided the headquarters of the only chapter in Tyrandis, seizing membership rolls and dragging KKK members by gunpoint to an undisclosed location.

Using these membership rolls, IBI agents went from house to house, arresting all persons implicated, at gunpoint.

One agent, Corporal Rezi Abubashayff was wounded when KKK members attempted to resist arrest. However, they were such poor shots that out of the hundreds of rounds fired, only one hit him, in the shoulder. He is currently listed as recovering in an undisclosed location. A SWAT team demolished the KKK hideout with Mk. 48 grenade launcher fire.

In total, by TPD estimates, 2.3 million persons were arrested.

By order of the Senatorial Directive 788, all of them will be exterminated by firing squad. TNS sources indicate that the purging is already underway.

The KKK members are being held in an undisclosed location at this time. TNS inquiries into their condition were rebuked, although an anonymous source said that "It really doesn't matter, considering that they'll all end up burning in Hell anyways."

OOC: Idea thief

Tyrandis, we think it is great what you are doing. These heartless thugs' lives are utterly devoid of value. Because they are reprehensible, immoral creatures with no souls, killing them is not only permissible, but highly desirable. Your actions are an inspiration to free men everywhere.

-President J.L.

Good...these people shall burn on the seventh level of Hell... even though that is too nice for them.


Whogivesaflying Offical Response.
President: Taylor Zechs.

Even though they are sick f*cks. The ones that had no part in violent actions should jsut be given a life sentence in a prision full of people that hate there guts. But jsut make sure that you don't get kill shots on the first time so you can make them bleed out.

IC: We strongly support the execution of the KKK members. They are the scum of the Earth and it is about time that nations stood up to them. We don't have this problem in our own nation as Jews are the majority, but where the KKK is in existance they must be fought.

We support this, since we are Persian. However, executing 2 million people is excessive. Try re-educating a few.

We support this, since we are Persian. However, executing 2 million people is excessive. Try re-educating a few.

We were considering forced reeducation, but then considered the fiscal aspects. It would be an enormous waste of taxpayer dollars, especially considering that tax rates are currently rather high, compared to our historical averages.

On the other hand, a bullet is cheap. And we bill the families for it when we're done.

More importantly, a large number will simply recant and then go back to their violent ways when we release them.

Statement from the Department of Foreign Affairs

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Ooc- Contact me over IM, this cannot be allowed to stand. I will not allow this to stand, and thus we have much to discuss. :D

We support your execution of the scum.
Comrade Josef Dorsal
Comrade Electorate of the PSRH

Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Kill the gringos! Kill the gringos! Kill them all, destroy them, burn their children and their wives. Well, the racist gringos, not the nice ones that give me cash. Damn, Sergei can't know about this.
-Minister of Culture: Rosa Yulto

TIOR, there's only one word for your government: Lovable.

Why don't you go on msn? I added you.

KKK Detention Facility

The dank, disgusting conditions the government of Tyrandis held the two million Klansmen in were hardly adequate for rats to reside in. Large numbers had died from starvation and diesase. The fact that they were held in a most secure area underground dampened any hopes of escape.

A group of uniformed guards walked toward a cell.

"Get up." said the leader, armed with a M-4 carbine.

"In the name of almighty God," shouted the hysterical KKKer, "think about what you are doing! You are little more than a tool of the Cabal, and are being misled by their lies!"

"Shut up." was the response, followed by a swift crack from the rifle's butt to the prisoner's face.

Two other guards dragged the unconscious man out into the firing range.

"Ready!" shouted the drill sergeant, as the seven shooters leveled their M-4 at the victim.

"Aim!"

"Fire!"

A resounding seven shots of 5.56x54 NATO ammunition killed the KKKer.

This scene continued to repeat, and a total of some 520,000 were already liquidated...

What a dreadful waste of ammunition.

I am appalled by how you killed them. Your methods were too soft. You should have tortured the sons of bitches first.

-President J.L.

Earlier in news today, Josef Dorsal awarded the Tyrandisian in charge of this operation the Order of the Crimson Banner, the highest award available for a non-Hogsweatian.


[The highest is Undying Service to the Motherland] which is usually awarded posthumously. It can be given to foreigners, but not often.

Send some our way. We have inventive punishments for them. Alternatively, try some of our recommended methods:

* Execution by packs of rabid dogs;
* Execution by suffocation within plastic bubble;
* Execution by starving rats;
* Execution by ebola virus.

Send some our way. We have inventive punishments for them. Alternatively, try some of our recommended methods:

* Execution by packs of rabid dogs;
* Execution by suffocation within plastic bubble;
* Execution by starving rats;
* Execution by ebola virus.

Good, but not barbaric enough. KKK members deserve the worst.

Any ideas? We're always open to new suggestions for killing the Far Right.

Send some our way. We have inventive punishments for them. Alternatively, try some of our recommended methods:

* Execution by packs of rabid dogs;
* Execution by suffocation within plastic bubble;
* Execution by starving rats;
* Execution by ebola virus.

Hm. Sounds good, but we're trying to make our executions cost-effective. After all, we don't want to make the average taxpayer suffer for our extermination of scum, do we?

20,000 are currently en-route to DPUO. Do what you want with them... but make sure you take plenty of photos.

Colonel Tsugaru Onoshida
Commander of the Purge
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In other news, Colonel Onoshida will receive the Hogsweatian award, when the operation is completed. It shouldn't be too long, perhaps another month or so.

Any ideas? We're always open to new suggestions for killing the Far Right.

Remember my 'ideas' from that one time?

The Nation of Dunbara would like to extend it's hand in support of your action. Feel free to transport as many as you would like to our nation, as we would benifit from the unpayed labour. Rest assured, they're last month on the earth would be a most unpleasant one with hard, back breaking labour and just enough food to survive.

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A resounding seven shots of 5.56x39 NATO ammunition killed the KKKer.
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OOC:
You do understand the purpose of a firing squad, right? The idea is that a certain number of them have blanks instead of real bullets, so nobody can be sure they actually killed the guy. It's easier on the men psychologically. If you're not gonna bother with that, you might as well do it with one round to the head and be done with it.

The Confederation of Greater Islands would like to applaud your actions at removing racist elements from your country. We feel scum like this is below human life. If there is any thing we can do to help, please hesitate not to ask.

Applauding your actions,

The Parliament of The Confederation of Greater Islands.

OOC> Is there an alliance devoted to the elimination of white supremacist nations? If so we would like to join. If not would anyone be interested in starting one?

OOC> To tell you the truth, an alliance that opposes any kind of racial superiority would be nice, after all it is not nice to discriminate.

Try the Anti-Nazi Pact, to be found in Hogsweat's sig.

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You do understand the purpose of a firing squad, right? The idea is that a certain number of them have blanks instead of real bullets, so nobody can be sure they actually killed the guy. It's easier on the men psychologically. If you're not gonna bother with that, you might as well do it with one round to the head and be done with it.

OOC: Excessive force makes me smile. Besides, all personnel in the govt. are forced into a rigorous psychological training session (brainwashing) before being accepted, so no one feels remorse during the killing.

We, The Confederation of Greater Islands are interested in starting a new alliance. Please see our recruiting telegram if interested.

Sincerely,
The Parliament of The Confederation of Greater Islands.

Try the Anti-Nazi Pact, to be found in Hogsweat's sig.


Yes. Join. We give ye free money!

OOC: Excessive force makes me smile. Besides, all personnel in the govt. are forced into a rigorous psychological training session (brainwashing) before being accepted, so no one feels remorse during the killing.

OOC: We do that in our armies already. It's where the trauma comes from. You can't just erase the natural compulsion not to kill.

OFFICAL RESPONSE FROM THE ARMED REPUBLIC OF PSYCHOTIC PROGRAMMERS
We completly agree with your coice of action, but we would like to ask for as many scum as you can spare, and for this we will assist you with any millitary / computer help that your nation needs. We need these people becasue our advanced citizans (mainly robots) have developed a way to use live humans as a sorce for energy, and currently we have only 20 people (all flaming immigrants) plugged in. And we would greatly like some of your spare bodies
Ruler of psychotic programmers, A head in a jar

Yes. Join. We give ye free money!


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Does anybody find it hypocritical that Hogsweat and his "Anti-genocide" crowd are helping genocides against right-wing white Christians (KKK) for no other reason than they're KKK.

The Reichstag burned in Germany and Hitler blamed the communists. A synagogue burns in Tyrandis and it's suddenly the Klan, the whole klan, not just a few members that actually did burn it (if they even did, maybe it's a setup, like when the Germans took some prisoners, put them into Polish uniforms, mowed them down on the border of Germany/Poland and claimed they attacked Germany... Perhaps Tyrandis took some robes and put people into them)

How can a group as a whole be held responsible for the actions of a small part?

I am about to start a massive anti-KKK purge in my nation because of all the anti-kkk movements in the world. 60% of my population is in the WKM, and 39% views the WKM very positively. So I guess that leaves about less 1% to purge.

While all Citizens are equal before the law in Nianacio, and I personally am not a racist, Nianacio condemns the executions...Some of them, at least. Surely not all the "KKKers" had commited violent crimes. Is a belief, no matter how ridiculous, without actions to back it up worthy of death? I do not believe so.
OOC: Not more executions...
5.56x39 NATO7.62x39 is Russian. 5.56x54 is NATO.

7.62x39 is Russian. 5.56x54 is NATO.

OOC: *smack* DOH! I keep mixing them up. :(

Fixing now...

Minor note: Going to bed, so don't do anything drastic while I'm sleeping.

This means you DA. I know you want to invade me, but do it when I'm awake.

If DA wants to invade Tyrandis he'll have to get past me first ; )

If DA wants to invade Tyrandis he'll have to get past me first ; )



Ooc- Not if Tyrandis and I decide to have it be a closed RP (if we decide to do it at all), and especially not if it's a DA backed "private army" such as the Volunteer Guard, the White Knights of Mississippi Crusading Knights, or a part of the Mississippian Private Military Conglomerate, or perhaps even the Muslim Liberation Army.

Press briefing on the situation in Tyrandis by Minister of State Jim Johnson:

Hello. We are here in regards to the situation with Ku Klux Klan members in Tyrandis. Slimply put, racism is wrong. Any prejudice is wrong. That is why we are here to officially announce that we fully condone and support the actions by the Government of Tyrandis. I will now answer questions from members of the press.

OK, here's the deal. The KKK are racist scum, who would happily commit massive genocide the world over if they got the chance, because they feel that "whites are superior." They deserve all they get, because it's the same treatment that they would hand out to their victims. THAT is why they deserve to be gassed. Do you see the Jews saying "man, we should kill all of the rest of the world"? No. That's why they don't deserve to be killed en masse - they're willing to tolerate other people. The KKK aren't so they should be killed wherever they are found, as should all their supporters.

OK, here's the deal. The KKK are racist scum, who would happily commit massive genocide the world over if they got the chance, because they feel that "whites are superior." They deserve all they get, because it's the same treatment that they would hand out to their victims. THAT is why they deserve to be gassed. Do you see the Jews saying "man, we should kill all of the rest of the world"? No. That's why they don't deserve to be killed en masse - they're willing to tolerate other people. The KKK aren't so they should be killed wherever they are found, as should all their supporters.

And I thought of some really, really nasty ways to kill 'em. (snickers wickedly)

This is sick. Do you see that what your doing is as bad if not worst then what the KKK did. It is bad to hate an entire race or organization because of what one group did.


If a black man tries to kill my king should I destroy the entire black race in my country?

Hypocrisy, pure hypocrisy


May the Lord have mercy on your souls

So what about when a black supremacist group takes it upon itself to eliminate non-blacks? Do you just nail one or two or do you destroy the group?

Moronyicka, if that black was operating as part of a black supremacy group then you wipe out the whole group if he was acting alone, then you wipe him out. Simple, eh? Racism is wrong, doesn't matter what race it is that is commiting it.

If a black man tries to kill my king should I destroy the entire black race in my country?
No, but that black man should die. It's called capital punishment.

some two million KKKers were arrested.
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Up until this point it had been a rather dull press conference for Mick Lakely, Iuthia's Foriegn Minister. Most of it has been related to the position relations shown by Arx Imbrium so far, however it would also be an opportunity for other questions to be asked in regards to Iuthian policy.

"Next question please." he asked the room in general, looking at the gathered jounalist. The majority of them were Iuthian, some of them were from other nations within the Urbanites region, they looked pretty much the same as all jounalist... attempting to look smart but casual at the same time. Mick picked the man at the back in the red shirt.

"Whats the governments official stance on the recent execution order of two million racists in Tyrandis?" The man then returned to his seat, allowing Mick to make his statement.

"Weeell. We've not really concidered the issue to be too important to make any official statement in regard to their choice of action. Simply put it's a matter of the Tyrandis justice system to deal with those who break their laws as they see fit.

"While I must admit that I find it quite shocking that the justicial system of Tyrandis would sentance so many racists to their deaths based on their membership alone... we feel that if it was just a problem they could have concidered re-education.

"The fact that there are two million members of this highly racist organisation suggests that there is a serious issue with racism in Tyrandis which cannot be solved using violence alone... such reactions will only drive it further underground. The true solution is education at a young age and social engineering to remove the roots which cause this problem.

"As for statements that these latest events amount to genocide... bah, genocide is the systematic destruction of a race. In this case members of an illegal organisation are being executed; while it may be true that these members of white christians, it's not true that all white christians are being culled. I imagine thats far from the case."

Moronyicka, if that black was operating as part of a black supremacy group then you wipe out the whole group if he was acting alone, then you wipe him out. Simple, eh? Racism is wrong, doesn't matter what race it is that is commiting it.

((OOC: *Applause*))

Today in Sanctaphrax a further 1000 KKK members were found in their squalid holes underneath the ground. We smoked them out and will be auctioning them off soon. We applaud the stance taken by Tyrandis but feel that it wasn't harsh enough. Well done Tyrandis for eliminating this terrorist threat.

(Oh sure, why not get involved in this. It might just be a single post, it might lead to something more substantial.)

The Eternal Empire of Jordaxia thought your stance on KKK members was applaudable, but we didn't think it was cost effective enough. In fact, we thought that perhaps you could organize a series of games, perhaps, where they would fight each other to the death. The survivor would be free to go and could be strangled for free at a convenient date. If you don't think this is a suitable idea, you could try recording some staged executions with un-knowing assistance, and release them on a tape called "execution bloopers 6!" Imagine the surprise on their faces as the firing squad fires. But to his shock, they were entirely blank! He'd have four seconds worth of some form of emotional turmoil before you shot them all with real bullets. I'd buy four copies.

Alternatively, you could execute them in a particularly ingenius way. By constructing a large water containing cylinder, you would pile them in. After the doors were sealed, water would be leaked into the container. As it slowly climbed up, they would clamber on top of each other, holding their fellow klanmates underneath the surface for a few more seconds of precious oxygen. What's even better about this method is that water is free!

We'd also like to export some violent extremists over (we will pay, naturally) to be dealt with as you see fit. Perhaps an arrangement could be made?

Nekomimmi is in full suppor of your execution of the members of this hateful group, but would like to offer an alternative means of "Dispatching" them.

The Nekomimmi Step-By-Step Guide To Arsehole Annialation. (Not an instruction manual for anal sex.)

1. Dig two holes. Make one a metal chute leading into the second one which should remain bare.

2. Put as many prisoners as you can in the second hole.

3. Drop any kind of Incendiary Grenade down the first chute and watch the panic ensue as they try to dispose of it.

4. Watch the fireworks.

(Repeat as necessary.)

The government of Maekrix supports the extermination of all hate organizations. We'd like to however suggest a few things as to your methods of business.

The Maekrixian government would like to strongly suggest that the kkkers be given a trial. Obviously, that many people would be a waste of time, but we'd like to imply that some of the accused may be innocents who were there in the wrong place at the wrong time (unlikely, but completely possible).

Also, as to your methods of extermination, we suggest that you throw them into a group and massacre them with automatic rifles. Also, a thought, try using their methods against them- Throwing nazis and neo-nazis into a huge oven would be cost effective in the long run, and would give the heartless killers something to think upon as they die.

This is sick. Do you see that what your doing is as bad if not worst then what the KKK did. It is bad to hate an entire race or organization because of what one group did.


If a black man tries to kill my king should I destroy the entire black race in my country?

Hypocrisy, pure hypocrisy


May the Lord have mercy on your souls


Damn, don't bring religion into this. I don't believe in some damned Odin 'Lord'

Official Statement from the Department of International Affairs

"Regarding the current situation with our anti-KKK activities:

Are there armed bands of Jews moving about, anywhere in the world, shooting and burning Christians for no reason other than their ethnicity?

I thought not.

Get it straight people: We are purging our nation of a violent sect of fanatics and psychopaths."

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