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Roach-Busters' population surpasses 1 billion! Huge party will be held to celebrate!!

Roach-Busters
28-10-2004, 00:32
(OOC: This is an open-RP. No invite required!)

Today, the Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters' population has at long last surpassed the one billion mark. To commemorate this historic occasion, President J.L. has announced that a party will be held in the Presidential Palace tonight to celebrate. All world leaders and their spouses/significant others (if they have any) are invited. Security will be provided free of charge, though each guest is permitted to bring up to 25 of security personnel of their own. Over 10,000 types of food will be served, complimented by over 780 types of wines, 900 types of beers, and over 2,000 other alcoholic beverages. Moreover, milk, chocolate milk, strawberry milk, 75 types of fruit juices, and more than 200 types of soda will be available for guests who refrain from drinking alcohol. Please notify us if you wish to attend. Thanks for your time!
The Island of Rose
28-10-2004, 00:37
Official Statement from The Proletariat Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Shit, your guys are hornier then ours. And we encourage it! What is this bullshit?! Bah! Oh and congrats.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach
Crazed Marines
28-10-2004, 00:40
The Secretary of Recreation (mainly alcohol and partying) and his girlfriend wish to attend. His name is Rocky Horror, and hers is Natasha Lebolitz.
Roach-Busters
28-10-2004, 00:45
We look forward to seeing you all there.

http://www.terragalleria.com/vietnam/picture.viet8324.html

(Presidential Palace of RB [picture it with RB flags instead of red flags])

http://www.orientalarchitecture.com/ (Click on Malaysia, then City Hall [under Georgetown])

(Grand as Gold Hotel, where the guests will be staying)
Oshima and Izu
28-10-2004, 00:52
A representative of the Ringist Shogunate will attend the celebration with the best wishes of Oshima and Izu...
The Lightning Star
28-10-2004, 00:53
Offical Reply by The Lightning Star

Party at RB'S!!!! Yeah!

We would be HONORED to attend this! By any chance would we be allowed to bring some world-famous Lightning Starian Whiskey? Just dont have more than 0.7 Oz., or you'll be drunker than a...uh...drunken monkey!


LETS GET BINGEING!

http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/thumb_video/game/Gallente_Gallente_Male.jpg

-Zeke Antika, President of the Gallente Federation of The Lightning Star

http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/thumb_video/game/Gallente_Gallente_Female.jpg
Lady Zhuka, Vice-President/First Lady of the Gallente Federation of The Lightning Star

http://eve.jeuxonline.info/images/decoupage/gallente.jpg
The Mark of the Federation
Waylend
28-10-2004, 00:57
We'll bring the fireworks!
Generic empire
28-10-2004, 01:00
((OOC: When I get 1 bil RB, we're gonna kick so much ass.))

The Empire shall send a caravan of Imperial gypsies to attend the party, along with AC/DC to provide the entertainment. They will arrive via Imperial zeppelin.

((OOC: Hope you don't mind if this turns into Uberstock IV.))
Roach-Busters
28-10-2004, 01:00
TLS, you may bring the whiskey, and Waylend, you may bring the fireworks, if you wish. Thanks.
Roach-Busters
28-10-2004, 01:03
((OOC: When I get 1 bil RB, we're gonna kick so much ass.))

The Empire shall send a caravan of Imperial gypsies to attend the party, along with AC/DC to provide the entertainment. They will arrive via Imperial zeppelin.

((OOC: Hope you don't mind if this turns into Uberstock IV.))

Looking forward to it! :cool:
Psov
28-10-2004, 01:08
The Psovian President wishes to attend the event, though it is illegal for statesman to attend foreign events that could involve confetti, size D batteries, or an abundance of Kidney Cream Pie. So in his stead a totally non-state related commoner of Psov will attend. His name is Fregorio Niuchaniv though his name is unimportant. He works in a puzzle production facility, is married, but has no children (for which he will be punished). He was randomly chosen from 434,000 other names (since 434,000 is the presidents favorite number). He will be accompanied by Psovian Security and is forbidden to partake in any festive activities. Upon return to Psov he will be awarded state honors for service to the president, and then hanged for leaving the country without his spouse whom is detained for sleeping 1 hour longer than the allowed time. Psov wishes to thank Roach Busters for their invitation to the International Community, and the President has sent you a Cherry Pie, A pair of fuzzy slippers, a propaganda pamphlet, and assorted chocolates.
Wishik
28-10-2004, 01:11
Official Response from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs; Office for Overexcited Small Nations:

*Yawn*
The Lightning Star
28-10-2004, 01:13
Official Response from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs; Office for Overexcited Small Nations:

*Yawn*

OOC: No offence, but RB is one of the best and most respected Rp'ers on the forums.

So show more respect when talking about...the boss.Punk.

j/k :D
Crazed Marines
28-10-2004, 01:14
Speaking of fireworks, can we bring ONE shot? It will be a 72 inch shell in a specially made mortar using 7200 pounds of powder, lithius, magnesium, Cessium, zinc, copper, and thermite (small bits). We suggest that this shell be shot over water and that nobody be within 3 miles of the blast radius.
Wishik
28-10-2004, 01:17
OOC: No offence, but RB is one of the best and most respected Rp'ers on the forums.

So show more respect when talking about...the boss.Punk.

j/k :D

OOC: I most sincerely hope you are kidding considering you evidently weren't around when we had the real greats (not saying RB is not an excellent RPer, just that there are those who have been around much longer and are far more established). Wishik isn't my only nation; I have others that are way more active so I know who is a good RPer and who isn't.

Besides "best and most respected RPer" is a matter of opinion, not of fact.
The Lightning Star
28-10-2004, 01:19
OOC: I most sincerely hope you are kidding considering you evidently weren't around when we had the real greats (not saying RB is not an excellent RPer, just that there are those who have been around much longer and are far more established). Wishik isn't my only nation; I have others that are way more active so I know who is a good RPer and who isn't.

Besides "best and most respected RPer" is a matter of opinion, not of fact.


OOC: I know, but saying he's an "over-reacting small nation' make sit sound like he's a n00b. Of course, i know Automag Freak and ive heard of Melkor but, sadly, i never read any of his works.
Oshima and Izu
28-10-2004, 01:23
I'd leave it LTS; someone round here clearly gets a kick out of feeling big...no point in acknowledging their attempts to spoil things for other people
Wishik
28-10-2004, 01:23
OOC: I know, but saying he's an "over-reacting small nation' make sit sound like he's a n00b. Of course, i know Automag Freak and ive heard of Melkor but, sadly, i never read any of his works.

Yeah, those were some pretty good RPs. But the "Overexcited Small Nation" part was the way of conveying my nation's inherent, condescending attitude towards those it deems inferior (just about every other country). Hehehehe
The Lightning Star
28-10-2004, 01:33
Yeah, those were some pretty good RPs. But the "Overexcited Small Nation" part was the way of conveying my nation's inherent, condescending attitude towards those it deems inferior (just about every other country). Hehehehe

OOC: lol, nice to see your country thinks so highly of the rest of the world :D
Roach-Busters
28-10-2004, 01:37
Official Response from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs; Office for Overexcited Small Nations:

*Yawn*

IC:

Official Response from the Department of Diplomacy, Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters:

:upyours:

(j/k)

(Btw, thanks for defending me, TLS ;))
The Lightning Star
28-10-2004, 01:39
IC:

Official Response from the Department of Diplomacy, Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters:

:upyours:

(j/k)

(Btw, thanks for defending me, TLS ;))

OOC: No prob :D
Valviruis
28-10-2004, 01:45
The Federation of Valviruis leader attends with his 25 security members, all of them armed with the expensive Blastech EE-3 blaster rifles. He greets and congratulates you and leaves.



:sniper: :mp5:
Wishik
28-10-2004, 01:46
IC:

Official Response from the Department of Diplomacy, Invincible Empire of Roach-Busters:

:upyours:

(j/k)

(Btw, thanks for defending me, TLS ;))

Official Reply from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs; Office for Overexcited Small Nations:

Hehehehehe, nice....